One of Jimmy Carrs Most offensive Jokes

[iCarta100]

Two pretty funny top comments for once haha

[TibtheBear]

... funny guy.

[Gutihash]

@TibtheBear mad

[cellcoremax1]

...... be asked what does he think about people overreacting

[EdgarVonHelsing]

carr needs to be taken to a wall and...........

[eGoCLANproductions]

@EdgarVonHelsing very true, im happy im not the only person that thinks so, hes a .......

[mikeyroller]

I'm a coathanger and I'm offended -/sarcasm-

[APH1991]

@mikeyroller, hahaha what are you doing hanging around here hehehe

[FudgeY1337]

JUST A JOKE  .

[TheJayg13]

dont worry i get it

[TheJayg13]

i dont inderstand the coat hangers bit???

[ShannonMarie543]

@TheJayg13 thats how people in the 17th/18th/19th century used to abort babies, by almost hooking them out with a coat hanger....however this was not normally very effective, and as well as killing the baby barbaricly, it often left the woman unable to have children or dead........

The use of abortions such as this is what led to the law being changed, legalising abortion before certain periods, modern day abortions are much more humane to the baby and much safer for the mother

[DjAlanBarratt]

it's not an offence to be offended.. people think they have a right to not be offended by anything and being offended is subjective... what one person finds offensive another may not ... so just fucking get over it and grow up ffs!

[timothyw98]

The coat hangers bit was a sick meaning to a dangerous method of back street abortion as people have said.

[Rick96B]

i'm a coat hanger and i find that offensive

[eGoCLANproductions]

hes suck a shity guy, all of his jokes are from sickipedia and i know thats a good place for them but hes suposed to be a profecional comedian, its his job and he steals them? and hes just tight, taking the piss out of disabled people and african children.

[wieisniels]

@eGoCLANproductions have ever considered that it is the other way around? sickpedia took his jokes? I doubt that a professional comedian will takes his stuff from internet

[eGoCLANproductions]

@wieisniels not when you have seen these types of jokes before, the old coat hanger jokes been going around for years and thats just one example, seriously look at some of the jokes on sicki and you'll see them from years ago, if he didnt get them from siki then it would be the same as if he were claiming to invent the weel, its been done. he should make new stuff, personaly i think there are other comedians out of this guys leage that dont use basic jokes

[harv1911]

Maybe it's a brittish thing but what's the coat-hanger bit referring to ?

[brah098]

@harv1911 lol, you must be young to not understand that

[sparten771]

@brah098 im 21 i dont get it :'(

[brah098]

@sparten771 HAHA IM 18 AND IT REFERS TO ABORTION

[bernardus4646]

@sparten771 In the "good old days" before legal abortions, people used to go to "back-street" illegal abortionist who, among other tools, used wire coat hanger, bent into a quite different shape to go through the neck of the womb and disrupt/damage the pregnancy.The complication rate was horrendous and many women died from such procedures.

[sparten771]

@bernardus4646 ah thank you

[fooksake69]

Jimmy Carr is the sickest fucker about, and thats what makes him a legend!

[Ub3rSk1llz]

@fooksake69 He's good but I'd say Frankie Boyle is a bit more messed up.

[deityofanimee]

Abortion is a pretty tame subject, all things considered. I would hardly call this 'most offensive'.

[UnspecifiedCarnage]

On one hand I support abortion, because it's killing babies.

On the other, I oppose it because it gives women a choice...

[MrEnglandguy]

@T37914 and @silkyscetcha .

Plz guys can u shut the hell up it doesn't matter at all. U r both making big deals about COMPLETELY nothing important. So just be quiet and stop arguing about nothing.

[silkysketcha]

@T37914 Well that was a shitty metaphor sorry.And i didnt say you had mispelled something,just the way you comment in my opinion is just i dont know,wierd.This is a waste of time anyway.i dont even know why were arguing.MY point is there is nothing wrong with abortions and more would make the world a better place because there are too many idiot people just wasting space.And yes there are alot of Hoochies(???)who breed think alike children in my country not just area.shit look at usa,nuff said

[silkysketcha]

@T37914 I suggest you learn how to write english properly then maybe people might understand your poor excuse of a comment.

Of course i took your comment literal,what is it some complex fucking riddle i have to decypher.

[silkysketcha]

@T37914 But that doesnt matter as im not talking about beliefs.Most parents now are single mothers that dont even know what protection is because they wernt educated by thier single mother.More little girls are having babies now because its an easy way to get a house and not have to work.The amount of girls i know that have got knocked up with blokes they just about know only to split up a couple of months later is ridiculous.

[silkysketcha]

Its not abortions that are the problem is uneducated little sluts who get knocked up young and have either an uneducated slut who does the same or a uneducated little prick who knocks up an uneducated slut.Its a visious cycle of dumb fucks!

[samhain81]

@silkysketcha

Hit the nail on the head. Stupid little teenage twats, thats all.

[Vermin298]

to be offended requires you to be ignorant of the fact that other people arent you.

[RiceKiller191]

Personally I prefer an eggbeater as opposed to a coat hanger. That way you definitely know you scrambled the brains.

[tonberrykei]

@cymrutroll Been through it. (Not coat hangers, not stairs.) Still find it hilarious.

[loveudannybabes]

@tonberrykei i wouldn't be able to find that possible. But people deal with grief in different ways i suppose.

[yingkaixing]

@cymrutroll nah, people get offended by stuff that has nothing to do with them all the time. it's just social programming.

[SwirlyAlien]

I think the mosquito joke was more offensive, and funnier I hate to say.

[loveudannybabes]

This joke was vile. Okay, i can laugh and think that Frankie Boyle's HIV jokes are on the line but haven't crossed it yet but THIS crossed the line! I had 2 miscarriages a few years back. And i don't know whether that changed my view or not but i think it is a sick joke, just telling the truth

[imsamurai3000]

@loveudannybabes Miscarriage =/= abortion. I'm sorry, how was this joke related to your predicament at all?

[loveudannybabes]

@imsamurai3000 Well, as i said i had 2 miscarriages and you know i don't believe in abortion and for me to lose 2 babies makes me think " why would anyone want to kill their baby by abortion?". I don't know whether that made sense or not but that is my opinion and obviously some people won't find it vile but unless you have been through miscarriage then you will NEVER understand what it is like to hear people say " abortion is good" .

[imsamurai3000]

@loveudannybabes ...So, what would someone who's life was saved because of abortion getting rid of a fetus that was endangering their life think? They'd say "You'll NEVER understand what it feels like to hear people say "Abortion is bad".

[loveudannybabes]

@imsamurai3000 That is true, but i have never experienced that. And what i said was just my opinion

[WeaverDudeSkater]

@loveudannybabes Abortion really isnt a good or bad thing. Its completely dependant upon the circumstances, and perspective.

Take a 17 year old girl, who is a bit of a slut, and doesnt use protection.

Now take a 30 year old woman who was raped without protection.

Should they abort?

Its so variable you cant rule it out without looking at all angles.

Some people condone Stem Cell research, because its against gods will. But is religion more important than millions of lives?

[loveudannybabes]

@WeaverDudeSkater Well, yes you are right there. But my view on abortion really won't change as i still think a 17 year old girl should be responsible enough to use protection. And a woman if she was raped, then the morning after pill is always available depending if she reported it or not. But yes i do understand. It is just i think of it as ' killing babies' and i know people say " they are fetus's they are not babies" but they are.

[fuckymonk]

@WeaverDudeSkater What if you beat the 17 year old around the head with the dead foetus of the raped 30 year old? i think that would equal things out a bit.. if not would be funny????

[WeaverDudeSkater]

@fuckymonk Damn straight it would be funny, how else will she learn?

[Dandramere]

He don't own clip.

[tofotofoswimmer]

@Dandramere I enjoy your grammar.

[Dandramere]

@tofotofoswimmer Yes, read the description. :D

[siren7193]

If this is what people find as comedy then there is no such thing as a BRAIN anymore.

[Youaresofullofshite]

@siren7193 clearly not in your head anyway.

[siren7193]

@Youaresofullofshite And clearly you got what I said upside down. What a joke you are.

[Mclovin1161]

@siren7193 ...You're fat.

[siren7193]

@Mclovin1161 Good way of showing me that you're an idiot :D

[Jinmane]

A bit disgusting, but not really offensive IMO.

[Sinead826]

Not gonna lie, I didn't like this joke. I thought it went a bit too far FOR ME...but I understood it was a joke, people aren't meant to take it to heart, yet so many idiots do!

[Jordy684]

i dont understand :S

[iluvrandomnames]

@Jordy684 maybe step outside once in a while.

[Jordy684]

@iluvrandomnames maybe i miss heard it. But im 14 so maybe thats an excuse?

[Clyde123Frog]

@Jordy684 If you pushed a pregnant woman down the stairs it could simulate an abortion, also you could (in theory) use a coat hanger to abort a baby..... The joke in itself is not that offensive but the concept is haha.

[Jordy684]

@Clyde123Frog oh right I see!! Thankyou I understand now ive watched it back..

[hlcooper]

i think you need the whole skit to get the context of why he is saying abortion jokes but i'll be honest i didn't find this offensive i think he is willing to challenge the boundaries of comedy and he is actually very funny to watch and listen to

[Resimaster]

@hlcooper Id much rather watch REAL comedians like Jimmy Carr, than wannabee comedians like Russell Brand.

[Cardien18]

you've got to admire the creativity!

[gir908922]

Jimmy Carr FTW!!

[Vire70]

What's offensive about this? Maybe to retarded oversensitive pro-lifers.

[rugbygirl34]

This guy is frikkin hilarious!!!! Love him!

[MisterMaker2point0]

thats not funny.... i was aborted when i was a featus and it wasnt nice at all

[MidgardMessiah]

@MisterMaker2point0 Well isn't that just damned unfair?

[MisterMaker2point0]

@MidgardMessiah

i know... i could have had such a good life

[EmzyBooWemzy]

this is hilarious!

[MrBigdawg956]

Offensive? To who? It was a freaking joke

[alriooreo]

@MrBigdawg956 I think it offended some Frankie Boyle fans, because he didn't mention handicapped people.

[Muffinmanv2]

@MrBigdawg956 I don't want to come off rude, but the correct form would be 'whom'. Trying to be helpful!

[Oscar60x2]

@MrBigdawg956 Tell that to muslims. :P

[Rosvolainen]

@MrBigdawg956 Anything is offensive to a person with a offendable mind. A lot of people who get offended by jokes don't really get the points of them but only hear the words and make associations that offend them. Well, they themselves were the ones making the associations...

[SweetMintPie555]

@MrBigdawg956 well, it could be offensive to people that have been abused by their boyfriends thus lost the baby they were carrying...but it was a funny joke! :) I think the rule in comedy is you can be as offensive as you like but you must be funny at the same time.

[iyelrahi]

Coat-hangers.. Nicee

[moustache26]

@iyelrahi could you write me the last sentence when he says : " some of this girls i swear they think...." ? plz

[wieisniels]

@iyelrahi What does that mean? English is my second language and I didn't really get that part but it seems fun/offensive. Could you explain the last part please :)?

[tankd4650]

@wieisniels in the past... and now i guess, stupid girls would use a coat hanger, and stick the hook inside themselves to abort their babies