Halo 3: Angry Gamer Rant

[deathblade1011]

awwwwww BITE ME!

[Dai3eb]

For the record Halo is the 2nd best FPS ever made. Number being counter strike. Also ACDC is terrible, your musical ignorance exudes the stupidity you call "opinion."

[sorrowofmawsley]

i get the impression you dilike halo in some respect?

[irkiIIer]

go the fuck HOULM ooh but the story is so great and rich, NOUL GO THE FUCK HOULM lol :P

[paiceyd]

Butthurt much?

[Vyse195]

that was good

[ravenluver23]

hahahahahaha so true dude

[mexicanvicking]

Go bang a kangaroo

[theninjaofdeath879]

but im already home.....

[raveakidd]

hahahaha! this is so jokes!!!!

[armychicken]

i thought it was preety funny actually.

i love halo 3 so yah lol

avgd style i suppose

[manniefold]

I can't remember if I posted a comment here before, but hey, what the hell, it can't be said enough... this was fucking well done mate! 5 Stars!!!!! *****

[thereamaning]

this is the funniest damn rant ever made awsome!

[sora7keys]

this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. and it true

[bendelundead]

i just love it how if someone even hints that halo did not live to its hype and is average, all the halo fanboys bite the whole damn bait and make a fool of themselves by saying how halo is a "fuckin AWSUM GIFT FRAM HEAVON!!!111" and whoever says otherwise will get castrated by the gods themselves. im sick of that shit.

[midprod]

the multiplayer in h3 rox!!!

[AxelTiger]

dont try and be yatzee from the excapist- zero punctuation! epic fail sorry..

[TrueTempleDog]

Congratulations, sir! In the 9 months that this video has been up, you, and only you, have called me out for doing a cheap knockoff of Ben Croshaw's "Zero Punctuation" series by using a ranting Australian and my collection of stock photographs. You, sir, get a ham sammich.

p.s.: You gotta admit, at least my animation is better. Innit?

[AxelTiger]

soooooo... you cant take a hint?!?

[TrueTempleDog]

Can't take a...what? Yer not feelin' me, mate...I ripped on Yahtzee DELIBERATELY. Like, on purpose.  To see if any of the Halo fans would make the connection. Plus, I really likes Yahtzee, good man. And in addition, cursing Australians rock.

[SgtBauer22]

No he has a point. Anyone who dislikes a game and discusses it in a video MUST be copying off ZP! Good thing Yahtzee copywritten the word "Rant".

Anyhow, forget the little kid. Great video. 5 stars.

[GameGod64]

lol funny video

[vidmaster17]

are you shitting me? Doom blows the monstors balls it destroys compared to the quality of halo. btw your fuckometer is just like it sounds-FUCKING LAME

[HBSnaruto20]

Halo fanboys are most annoying group of fanboys in the world

[s1rPwnage87]

You Fail, your fuckometer only reached 19. XD

[masterpiraka]

LOL.....hehe, yeah, great animation...

I also thing it's funny how some Halo haters here actually think you're serious.

[matalvis]

the multiplayer rocks. now if you ment what you siad at the end i will be waiting for you in front of walmart.

[bendoid156]

that was a good, intelligent rant, there was no stuttering or delay in it at all

[mexicanese50]

you know, i love halo 3 and totally disagree with this, BUT I'm favin it because it's so fuckin funny...

[moptop1004]

this guy has issues, halo 3 is good, i like it but its not the best fist person shooter, niether is Call of Duty 4.

[topdawg911]

FUcking to fuck hell you.

[ozzyrampage07]

aussies, arnt we just a bucket of wisdom =)

i tip my hat to you true templedog

[BigJoeker]

Fuck Halo 3, all about Call of Duty 4. Halo takes no skill at all to play. Play CoD4 for a while and go back to Halo and that game is easier then shit. So many kids play Halo now its a god damn joke.

[NostrumK]

Yeah cause Call of Duty takes a ton of skill and isn't easier than shit. /sarcasm off

[masterpiraka]

Yeah, 3 shots to kill someone, they aren't even headshots. Real hard.

[deathnotefan4ever]

i think i just fell in love with you...<3

[trevorlikesACDC]

oh!!! you were just kidding!! =)

[guitarmasta718]

lolz so funny i almost passed out

[invadercolin]

Halo is the best thing to happen to first person shooters period. Solid Invader is my gamer tag come get some.

[Holyhandpuppet]

Fuck halo ive been playing it ever since it came out and ill be truthfull with you no# 2 was a good move but nearly compleetly cangeing everything once again like they did in no#3 was a bit of a disapointment the new wep's are cool but still boring story line. it was a good game in its time (cough) but its time to move on!

[AceElitoidier]

Dude, Halo ain't the best FPS... only. It's the best game in the world! So whoever says it sucks has no balls. For boys. For girls, if they say it sucks it's okay cause most girls don't know how the fuck to play fucking video games.

[TrueTempleDog]

No fanboyism here. Go get yerself a copy of Call of Duty 4 and Bioshock, play 'em, then come back and we'll talk.

[GameAddict2013]

ok, ill give you tha t halo 3 isnt the best, but its not a pile of shit, probally the best game right now would be mass effect

[TrueTempleDog]

I'll give you points for having "Kiwi!" as a subscribed vid, but you gotta get over the fanboyism, kid. Makes you look like a damn fool. Oh, and in case you missed it in the credits, this vid IS A FREAKING JOKE, dood. Go get a sense of humor, then come back and we'll talk. Until then, blocked.

[acsblaid]

This guy didn't really give any good reasons for disliking Halo 3. He basicly said, "I like this better, therefore Halo 3 automaticly sucks and anyone who likes it should go fuck themself for liking it."

[TrueTempleDog]

O.k., so....what's your point?

[acsblaid]

Just sayin is all. He's ranting on and on about how it sucks, yet he never gave an actual reason.

[acsblaid]

I just stated my point. He said it sucks but he didn't say why. Then he said I should go off and fuck myself because I like it.

[acsblaid]

I just stated my point. He's ranting on and on about how much it sucks but never says why. Then he said I should go fuck myself because I like it.

[TrueTempleDog]

You made your point. Your point. Your point. (sorry...couldn't resist). The rant is more about the hype around Halo, rather than the actual game, which is solid, but, c'mon, the second coming of tits it ain't.

[acsblaid]

Sorry bout that. My computer wasn't working right at the moment and each time I tried to reply it froze and I had to close it out. I didn't think it was added. And I'll admit I agree that Halo was over-hyped. But it didn't suck. But that's just me.

[TrueTempleDog]

Agreed. Halo 3 is a solid FPS with great multiplayer. It ain't the second coming of tits, but I played the hell out of it, and enjoyed it. The reason I animated the rant was cuz 1) cursing australians make me laugh my ass off, and 2) the rant is so very over the top no one in their right head could take it seriously. Congrats on having a sense of humor, dood!

[acsblaid]

It didn't say it wasn't funny.

[Paradox244]

A fellow Angry Gamer! Fuck Atari, and Screw EA to!

[fireworks1party]

the multi player is oh so amazing!!!!!

[ChEcKiSs]

Oh so true.

[Rammstein45]

That guy needs to die!

[acsblaid]

While funny he may be he never gave any good reason for disliking Halo 3 other than "I like this better so Halo 3 automaticly sucks and if you like it then Fuck You for liking it" What an asshole.

[isaac549]

Ur just mad cause u never played it cause ur mom watchs everything u do. And ur not American! HA!

[AngelsGrim]

OMG I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN THIS IS FUCKING AWSOME

im a halo fan myself BUT i swear to god this is the best movie ever. GREAT job on this, im showing all my friends.

[MasterComedian2]

halo 3 rockz... this video is the only 1 sucking

[pjd1965]

love the game, and i love this video.

[swuirlyness]

i could (and have) watched this a million times LOL great work

[Kamarihi]

Lol

[BronxShoguun]

Thank you for making this vid, I'm getting sick of the Halo hype and what not and I was hoping someone woul bring it down a few notches.

[Deedrw]

WOOOOOW DOOOM RULES WOOOOOOW YOU RULEs

YEAH doom all the way

[masterpiraka]

lol.......fail.

[Splinterkill]

Awesome! halo 3 sucks!!!

[Seragath]

i loled there! :O

[iforrest]

the multiplayer is super duper awesome >:3

[jaiho88]

LOL LOL. LOLOLOL

[Sparky336]

ok so what have we been playing? well ive been playing halo 3. OH F****** HELL! lol

[ChozotheBozo]

lol ending rocked

[robochild]

LOL

[shady5294]

lol hilarious

[hellsing4896]

Fucking To Fuck Hell You! LOL

[hikaru975]

lol

[sailingmanuel]

YEAH!!!!!

[youloseilol]

halo was all about the story in halo 1 about half abotu the story in halo 2 and halo 3 they didn't put too much work into story the online is the msot fun i've ever played.

[DarkNeighbour]

I laughed so hard after seeing this. Halo 3 was an absolute disappointment, so it's nice to see someone else had the same views as me. A+, brilliant stuff. I'd like to see more.

You wouldn't happen to be Aussie would you? The accent goes so well with the amount of swearing going on :P

[BluePlue]

Epic Fail

[Darkbrownie]

Halo 3 was disappointing. I bought the Legendary version and it was not worth the 130 dollar price tag. Terribly put together and the storyline was junk. The worst part is they're setting up another sequel for it.

[jonathanlealallen79]

:| halo 3 is a good game :|[-_-]

[cdmanjak]

you own

[Simpleton021]

fail

[CHskatefan]

LOL

[slick0204]

well, fuck me dead mate!

[KamikazeLive]

Nice!!!! Awesome use of profanity. 5/5 here. BTW: First to comment.