Monster Inc. Laugh Floor --- Jokes you sent in!

[jaysh4321]

That guy. Lol

[K2SonicFan]

When I go to this ride, Should I use the joke: "What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? What? "Why do you suck more than me?" OR What is Mario's favorite game? What? Wackabowser! OR better yet What is mickey's favorite fast food joint? Mickdonalds! Or Why does Mario yell on Space moutain? what? Wii!!!!

[K2SonicFan]

@K2SonicFan I know these suck...

[NYCprincess7]

@K2SonicFan Use the last one I'll bet they would take it:)

[K2SonicFan]

@NYCprincess7 I tried, But I only got a Reference by "Super Mario Bros.!"

[NYCprincess7]

@K2SonicFan Oh well,you tried:)

[Hurricanick]

The Eiffel Tower! :D

[PineappleMafiaPro]

OMG I laughed so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh XDDDDDD monsters inc. rules!

[TheJstar3344]

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!!

I thought KINDERGARDEN was the worst three years of Mikes life! In fifth grade he didn't study geography while Sully and everyone else was

[freakinfunnyful]

My friend was here today and she was wearing Minnie Mouse ears and she was on the screen and he said you've got 4 ears!!! then she took them off and he freaked out and was like she ripped her ears off!!!

[K2SonicFan]

@freakinfunnyful lol

[TheSpolly2]

if i sent a joke they would be like:monster:nock nock crowd:whos there? monster:little old lady crowd:little old lady who? monster: wow your a good yodler

[isingjust4u]

this is so easy how they do this...there is someone behind the screen with a mic! :) i love disney..they make things look harder when what they are! :)

[kelsymadness10]

sorry was not wa

[kelsymadness10]

i went there on jan,8,2010 do you know what when mike said who name is mike and me and my sister rase our hands and mike said [oh there 4 people name mike but 2 of them were girls] that was me and my sister i a girl too. [ps. wht wa you joke?]

[Holagurrl25]

Hahahahaha when I went an old lady chose 22 and put two peace signs as her antennae.

There's a funny thing some of the Buddy Boyle's do when the mind reader person actually makes the sound. He just gapes for a long time. Hilarious.

Ah, so much more!!! One of my favorites! :D

[dizkidliz]

haha!!! i was there 2day and when i went the second time they chose my joke!!!

"what is a pirate's favorite animal @ the zoo?...

Aarrrrrrrdvarks!!!"

[buizelkaitlyn]

I loved this show.

But the first time I went...this is hilarious..

"buddy" or what ever made fun of this guy with tons of tattoos and they were standing rightin front of me and i was kinda scared

[stinkydonuts]

clever jokes....

[Ehiguy102]

HOW DO THEY DO IT?

[beasst94]

there are cams placed in the ceiling

and there are actors that talk to them

similar to turtle talk

[glowiepeople123]

Which one was your joke?

[FairyCorpse]

mine was the first one

[webkinzandmario]

is that the test one?

[silverknux1]

@FairyCorpse was it the one when it said "raise your hands if your here!" or the one about the eyes in the back of your head one?

[FairyCorpse]

@silverknux1 Obviously it's the first joke he says that are from actual humans.

[Ryxachaz2613]

OOOH! I'm in WDW RIGHT NOW! And I saw this show earlier today. They picked the joke I sent in too! And I was so happy because I had just came up with it off the top of my head!

He said:

And we got one from Zach, and Zach is from Georrrrrrgia. And Zach says:

Why wouldn't the tiny crab share any of his toys?

Because he's a little shellfish.

Haha! Get it? Ohhhhh, sorry. I just had to share that with you.

[moofroxmisox]

OMG! I was tricked by the purple monster to tell a joke! Sooo embarrasing! And I sat waay in the back too! :( oh well, it was really funny though

[buizelkaitlyn]

how?

with the mind reading thing?

[moofroxmisox]

what mind reading thing?

[buizelkaitlyn]

they predict some number

[AKJackie]

OMG, I was the one to pick a number....I had to rock back and forth and say "woogie woogie woogie" I laughed so hard I was crying!

[buizelkaitlyn]

well that was esier than mine

mine was something like" beep boooo bop batacha we wa nooop"

[petewentzislove4]

HAHAHAH my dad was "THAT GUY"

cracked me up the whole day long!

[pirategal86]

When I saw this at the park, the part when Mike's nephew comes out, he was like, "Hey, want to see something weird? A human with 4 ears!" They then put the spotlight on me because I was wearing my Mickey ears. It was great, and I loved it!

[buizelkaitlyn]

ha yea that happened at my show 2

there was a lady wearing a mickey mouse annteas and he came out and said

"Hey What Do You Get When You Mix A Human And A Insect? Everybody Say What?"

"What?"

"I Dont Know But It Is Sitting Over There."

and it showed this lady

[wittmann]

love this show

[trofarde3]

I went on this ride it was funny!!!!!!! =]]

[shrekdu]

I worked there !!! that was my show !!

I miss it sooo much !!