Portal 2 : Wheatley Tries To Get Me To Jump Into A Pit

[coolgirl101239]

omg :P i still love it

[hedgehoggy147]

The reason he didn't say cake was because the creators themselves got absolutely fucking sick of the meme.

Of course, he should have mentioned the companion cube.

[dangerlivvy1]

@hedgehoggy147 Well, if they were sick of it, they wouldn't put it anywhere else in the game, would they? But they did. When GLaDOS traps you for the last time. On the door it said "GLaDOS Emergency Shutdown and Cake Dispensary". But I agree with you about the companion cube, Wheatley could've at least said "it's nice to see it again" or something. At least you see it at the end of the game when it's thrown out of the door behind you.

[ShamanTheHedgehog]

i did that on my first time, i didn't know about the trophy, i just did it for shits and giggles! XD

[coolgirl101239]

what the killer WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU YOU CAN JUMP IN THERE OR OR(i have not got this game) but i thank you restart the

CHAPTER 9

this is the part were he kills ya

X D but y u jump in there he wants u 2 die

[yoshi0lover]

Lets see... i started laughing at "whats this a lovely handbag?" and i stopped after the boss fight ^^

[Foxx988]

GlaDOS: Well, this is the part where he kills you

Wheatly: Hello! This is the part where i kill you

Chapter title: The part where he kills you

Trophy: The part where he kills you

me: i get it -.-;

[LoverofZaDr]

@Foxx988 Song playing in the backround: The Part Where He Kills You.

[TheReillyProductions]

I would jump if the borialis was down there

[MailMareDitzy]

A PONY FARM!!!! IMA COMING APPLEJACK!!!

[aaronhowser1]

0:03 epic portal shot

[LeoraBerry001]

XD god, i have to try that now... seeya in 12 chapters...

[PhaedraLuver4SoraFan]

im guessing wheatly became evil because of the machine its self. maybe GLaDOs isnt evil. Maybe it was the machine she was in. But then again, i havent played the game. I would like to though. And if wheatly said sora from kingdom hearts was down there, i'd jump too. Lol

[SuperYoshi42]

@PhaedraLuver4SoraFan i had the same theory of the machine

[joethebluepikmin12]

wow the dislike bar is bigger than justin biebers penis

[travid117]

lol even though hes evil wheatley is still sooo funny

[penguin12123434]

PONY FARM. WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!

[fkagahsdfs]

I approve of these top comments.

[CommanderOrion732]

@FrozenOver0

You should get a hat. That would be pretty awesome.

[supermansamuel]

bronies... -__-

[CountANDI]

... He should have said there was cake down there.

[Redfire085]

@CountANDI but everyone knows the cake is a lie

[LittleDende]

oh it's not my jumpsuit, I found it in lost property...

[MaRiAtheHeDg3hOg]

I jumped at boy band, actually. They aren't picky. This could be my only chance. ;A;

[boyoboyoburp]

and the cake?

[JanembaDude72]

@boyoboyoburp

Yeah he said nothing of the cube or the cake.

[NovaBlast2553]

three portal device... *jumps* hears boy band *takes off long fall boots*

[TheSoldierCore]

just jump down in that pit you wil survive that long fall and take what is down there

[FrozenOver0]

I'd jump for Fluttershy...

Anyway, some other things he could have mentioned as potential rewards to get players to jump:

You'll get a hat! A very stylish hat, for all your TF2 classes!

Half Life 2 Episode 3 is also down there. And it's even signed by Gabe N. Himself!

Look at GLaDOS, now at the pit. There are two tickets to the thing you love down there. Look at GLaDOS again, now back to the pit: The tickets are now Diamonds!

*Sigh* You'll get an Acheivement if you jump down there.

[rcmerod52]

@FrozenOver0 And only that last line is true.

[MrWest1226]

One of the best lines in the game:

GLaDOS: "Well, this is the part where he kills us"

Wheatley: "Hello. This is the part where I kill you"

(caption) THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU

Achievement Unlocked: "The part where he kills you"

achievement description: "this is that part."

[wolffire2320]

i love how the chapter is called "the part were he kills you" xD

[siamesenightmare93]

i told that bitch about the pony farm. bitches love pony farms.

[PrzyjaznToMagia]

@siamesenightmare93 Bronies also love pony farms too!

[spilcerkingodeath]

Glados: well, this is the part were he kills us

wheatley: Hello! this is the part were i kill you.

Chapter nine: the part were he kills you

[MrHinchapelotas]

@spilcerkingodeath (this is that part)

[novidsfrome]

@spilcerkingodeath achievement unlocked! The part where he kills you!

[Thebesj2]

I just got the achievement randomly by stumbling over the edge!

[FabiotheTurtle]

The Three portal device... Enter one, come out the... other two?

...

Step 1. Place portal on wall.

Step 2. Repeat step 1.

Step 3. Repeat step 2.

Step 4. Jump in Portal.

Step 5. Come out of two portals.

Step 6. Repeat for infinite clones.

Step 7. ????????????????

PROFIT!!!

[HeWasWho]

I jumped, and found everything but a Pony Farm. :(

[MarbalTm]

@HeWasWho GAME NOW, PONIES LATER.

[exxplosiveriellebear]

I DONT WANT DAMN MAN I WANT YOU WHEATLY! love ya ;)

[ZeroSupport1]

"This is the part where he kills us!"

"Hello, this is the part where I kill you."

Chapter 9: The Part where he kills you

Awesome.

[Reydriel]

@ZeroSupport1

You forgot the trophy/acheivment "The part where he kills you" XD

[ReachIsBeast]

-___- ........WHERE'S DA CAKE?!?!?!?

[columbus8myhw]

I fell 4500m at the start of chapter 6, what have I got to lose?

[MultiPat11]

well, chell wont die.. coz shes got the long fall boots, but still.... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!! I cant stop laughing after u jumped! xD!!

[miketv12]

THE 3 PORTAL divice!!!!!!! PORTAL 3 is coming out!

[Kugawattan]

No, Chell! Don't jump into the pit! IT BUUUURRRRRRRRRRNSSS!!

[aidan2976]

you get a achievement for that atually

[alexharkler]

@aidan2976 thats for following GLaDOS,s advice when you escape her

[Ashley121421]

You've totally had me at pony farm and boys! *Jumps* WHEEEEE!~

[ikittichaan]

Epicness is never old.

[YumiIshiyama023]

I jumped at yacht

My Little Pony 1: There's a human on the farm!

My Little Pony 2: You're silly! Humans only exsist in fairy tales!

My Little Pony 1: Well HOW ABOUT A TALKING POTATO!

[SpiritofrockinKids]

what is that powdery stuff for?

[helldrag0n47]

A PONY FARM?! *JUMPS*

[RadioNeko]

I would've jumped too...

[kenomatthew]

wheatley: ...and the threee portal device!

-jumps down pit-

me: hold on, how exactly does that work? FFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

[Vyocae]

...But I don't want any "hunky guys", Wheatley. I want you. ;_;

[zixserro1]

You had me at 'pony farm', Wheatley. I MUST GO TO EQUESTRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[DARKcpu0]

Man.. I wish I had my 3 portal gun device thing..

[ExRaider4]

If you jump into the pit, you'll see your parents in heaven

[mecadoped]

@thedualwielder what is with this brony shit i keep hearing about? I tend to avoid media and social interaction because most people are turning to pedophiles or "furrys" with i think may be code for "when i get home i ass rape my pet cat" so people creep me out. Are bronys like those jersey show people but only have sex with horses and ponies?

[thedualwielder]

@mecadoped

lol oh no it's not that bad. it's just dudes who either pretend to or actually get aroused (still not sure about some people =P) by watching my little pony

[HalfTangible]

@mecadoped It refers to males who like the show 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.' Just that. Though admittedly some ARE there for rule 34...

[PsychoJosh]

@thedualwielder Yes, now we know how to eradicate your worthless kind from the face of the Earth. :D

[DaKatphish]

The three portal device? omg i'm going in!!!

[DaKatphish]

@DaKatphish PONY FARM??? JUMPS!!!

[c1w2j3k4]

Achievement Unlocked : Pit Boss

[widebk8]

if there was realy all that stuff down there, i would jump down if it only had all the beyblade things.

[enlowmation]

I jumped at Pony Farm.

[bouncer218]

,Boys? No. Parents? That's nice. Pony farm? *jumps down* I'LL SEND YOU A POSTCARD!

[Atisnemm1]

A PONY FARM?????????? i'll take it!

[stenen93]

awesome! although, i would like to know more about what they say after that

[89BlackGatomon]

LOOOOL!!! WOW!!!

[clubpenguintvization]

Pony farm? IM COMING!

[worthlessfools]

the pony farm is a lie

[darkrai705]

pit is a lie

[TXIIILightAgent1994]

Pony farm?

Hell Yeah! *jumps*

[evan32698]

Wait.... If She DID jump into the pit.... Wouldn't she live due to the leg braces? I mean... They seem to have Great quality considering the hell i put them through in portal...

[ptccashmoneymaker]

@evan32698 prolly not, coz as wheatlet says earlier u dont got braces on ur arms, ur head...etc...lol u only survive if u fall on ur legs with out tipping over xD

[evan32698]

@ptccashmoneymaker That's what CANNONBALLS are for! =D

[ptccashmoneymaker]

@evan32698 lol xD



[Chinese0Chicken]

Pony farm?

IMMA COMING, RD!

[fgrhfghrh]

If GLaD0S is a AI (Artificial Intelligence) Then is Weatley a AS (Artificial Stupidity) ?

[macandfriends]

@fgrhfghrh I'd say he's an Artificial Idiot

[XMMM94]

there's a way to walk faster on every source game and its not by jumping, cuz that worked only for old source games. 2 walk faster u must push onto a wall and also walk forward, which in case r the buttons AW or WD, depends on what side ur pushing.

[xXHydroDragonXx]

achievment get! PIT BOSS!

[mazeman90]

He had me at "Please?" I mean, after all, even though he's tried to kill me, he's still a friend of mine!

[iamtottallyawesome]

guys, always jump down. on xbox it is a 30g achievement

[defiantBlaze]

@iamtottallyawesome

>Portal 2

>360

What has this world come to

[Bloxy123]

He won it at pony farm I think.

[adliikhwan280]

His too stupid to pop a panel out and push her down there. Or destroy that catwalk.

[AxlRosie91]

Boy band. They're not picky at all. |D

[Mynameisnotooo]

It's interesting that it kills you to jump down there despite Chell having the long-fall boots.

[muixc]

Boys who aren't picky and ponies? It's too good to be true!

[LK5869]

Best name for a level ever.

[Chunmeista]

Wheatley: "A farm! A pony farm! It's, uh... called... 'Equestria!'"

[brothergrim428]

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[Chunmeista]

@brothergrim428

And Chell was never heard from again.

[kckinsmcg]

@brothergrim428 Iiiiiiiiiiii caaaaaaaan't teeeeeeeeeeeell iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifff haaaaaaaaaaaaattttiiiiiiiiinnn­ggg

Ooooor jooooooooooking abooooooooooooooooooooout sooooooooomethiiiiiiiiiiiing.

[brothergrim428]

@kckinsmcg ..............um??? everyone likes mlp...DO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBB­BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB­BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??????????????­??????????????????????????????­?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[GameTrailersPlanet]

Half life 2 episode 3... *jumps*

[TryfanL]

PONY FARM!!

[gunner210611]

Its funny because everything that he said was down there was RELAY down there.

[thedarkroadtoheaven]

How exactly does a 3-way portal device work?

[DeloreandudeTommy]

@thedarkroadtoheaven I think it involves paperclips and string, as well as a 267 gallon tank of RC soda.

[MrJewguy]

PONY FARM!!!!!

[theakimboassassin1]

NO! NOT INTO THE PIT! IT BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNNSSSS­SSS!!!!!!!!!!

[ratchetandclankf]

You really do have brain damage, don't you?

[evilflippy345891]

um i typed a random numbers in the cheat box and then i jumped down and soemhow i survived and well to my disipoinment whaetly was liyeing :(

[Sladieslade]

Being a girl. I laughed SO MUCH at how he tried to tempt her to jump in! I COULDN'T BELEIVE IT!

[daneboevszombies]

wait how did you not die from that fall you have the leg stuff

[Kenpokid4]

@daneboevszombies

There's probably some sort of acid down there, or something that you hit your head on :P

[daneboevszombies]

@Kenpokid4 well that makes some sence

[Lazarman5o9]

Well it may have been stupid... BUT AT LEAST YOU GOT AN ACHIEVABLE!

[MichaelMacrae56]

but you wouldnt even die... its called "long fall boots"

[dorkking123]

He had me at "pony farm"

[superjchamma]

@dorkking123 Quit copy and pasting the top rated comments.

[dorkking123]

@superjchamma I posted my comment a long time before it was a top comment, so fuck off dip shit.

[superjchamma]

@dorkking123 you posted your comment 1 week ago. The top comment was posted a MONTH ago. Get your facts straight before you flame me.

[dorkking123]

@superjchamma dont forget though, some comments dont become comments for a long time, and alot of people said the same fucking thing so dont go griping to just me about it.

[komatdooki]

"this is the part where he kills us!"

"hello! this the part where i kill you!"

chapter 9 : the part where he kills you wild guess: this the part where he kills me...

[vigtigyou2uber]

@komatdooki

"This is the part where he kills us!"

"Hello! This is the part where i kill you!"

Chapter 9: The part where he kills you.

Achievement unlocked: The park where he kills you

Achievement description: This is that part.

[WariosWalkthroughs]

@vigtigyou2uber the park?

[vigtigyou2uber]

@WariosWalkthroughs Typo... shit happens

[649321a]

@vigtigyou2uber Music: The Part Where He Kills You

[bartimaeus666js]

PIT MASTER ACHIEVEMENT!!!

[tornadodude8]

I would've jumped as soon as he said pony farm

[Remousamavi]

What made me laugh the most was what GLaDOS said at the end

[Silversnake42]

Tries?

[Avianflamefire]

Show that pit who's boss!

[TheReillyProductions]

Glados:i guess you do have bran damage

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

uh oh this is the part wehre he kills us!

Hello this is the part where i kill you!

[AGoldSoldier]

@VanTheGameGuy so would i

[Slamymach]

Glados: Well, this is the part where he kill us

Wheatley: Hello, this is the part where i kill you

Chapter 9 : The part where he kills you

EPIC

[toonwolflink418]

@Slamymach acheivment: this is the part when he kills you

[vmikozod]

You DO have brain damage, don't you??? XD

[boobidee]

Me: Is there an MP5 in there? Wheatley: Yes. Me: Does it shoot gernades? Wheatley: Yep. Me: ... Is it signed by Adrian Shepard? Wheatley: What do you think? Me: ... Me: Is there cake? Wheatley: Yes. Me: So you mean- Wheatley: Uh huh. Me: An overused meme, along with something that is meant for little girls, but the internet treats, like it was the 2nd coming of Jesus, AND a gernade-shooting MP5 signed by Adrian Shepard? I knew it was too good to be true... *Then Aperture exploded.*

[LibertatemPopuli]

I sort of wish all that stuff was down there, and a little cutscene with you looking up and meeting the eyes of two loving parental-looking folks before being mashed by a giant spike plate.

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

@LibertatemPopuli

Achievement unlocked: Heartbreaker

"Aww, he really was telling the truth! I love you -- *dead*"

[Claverleykid1]

Would be great if Karl Pilkington did the voice, well maybe

[billbob40]

@Claverleykid1 LOL I couldn't see that, would just sound like Wheatley was moaning all the time..

[Cryer24597]

@Claverleykid1 Yeah.... "You should jump down the pit... it's alright down there" ('_').

[salleygloverxx]

PORTAL 3 IS IN TH-

*Chell jumps*

[calvinnerd4]

@salleygloverxx revised*

EPISODE 3 IS IN THE-

*Chell jumps*

[StoffInc]

1: wheatly reminds me of Simon of yogscast

2: a triple portal device, how does that work

[MarioMario9951]

@StoffInc stewie=wheatley nic reference huh?

[AwesomenessItself87]

You really do have brain damage don't you?

[IAmReinrex2]

lol the boys havnt seen a girl for a long time. what about chell's mom? :P

[Roosauec]

He had me at pony farm.

[tyman955]

@Roosauec *brohoof*

[24videowatcher]

PIT BOSS Achievement unlocked

[Clashman2343]

Achievement get!

[toonlink98]

i lol'd when it said "THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU"

[jedimasterpickle3]

"Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" (Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You)

Love how he's so cheerful about it. SPACE!!!!!!!!!!

[zeplon10]

and i thought yeah it's - no nononono dont do that!

[coalition09]

@CebuLips9 Sorry for being a noob, but what's a Fluttershy?

[50Dashes]

@coalition09: The scourge of humanity.

[clubpenguintvization]

@coalition09 The cutest thing to ever exist.

[Lolcrazydudette]

@coalition09 It's from the my little pony I think, my little neice watches it