Deus Ex HR: Adam Jensen the Augmented People Person

[xenomorph3434]

7:08 Thriller! no No NO, your doing it all wrong!

[Shicbs]

The music in 5:23 reminds me of the garage theme in Gran Turismo 3..

Ahh, good times.

[SonicHasABiscuit]

6:43

A Few Words For You Criken:

1. I Didnt Know Turtles Came In The Form Of People!

2. DEFENCE MECHANISM ACTIVATE

3.You see strange things while on LSD

[Kikeesperto]

I like everyone Doctor Reed

PUNCH

SMACK

SLICE

[ZarkoDanger]

sometimes i wonder how criken manages to find the most obscure bugs/glitches, in almost any game

[XFireyFlamesX]

The Prophecy of the Death by Vending Machine. I cried laughing.

[DollarFirst10]

5:45 'TURTLE MODE, ACTIVATE'

[InsanityDrake]

47 people were expected to be thought special for dislikin, well, they are "special" persay

[xXWiseguy1337Xx]

I laughed at 0:00 to 0:10 I thought it was funny.

[MrOnkL]

This is great.

[FineFuse]

I lost it at 5:55

[fattymac21]

YUUUUUUUUUUAHHHHH.

[UnwindUK]

the vending machine part made me laugh my face off

[Thedarkassasin325]

1:45 YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

[NukemDuke97]

YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[thedeviantguy]

The ending where the prisoners died, I saw the bomb, and it had about 15 seconds left. I was like, HOW DO I DISARM THIS SHIT!?! Running out of time, I decided to take the movie way out and shoot it. It worked... but the gas canister I shot should have let the gas out and killed everyone, because I thought it was an explosive.

[KSCIAA]

@thedeviantguy I think the bomb took the concept of using two relatively harmless substances that form an entirely new, deadly one when mixed not unlike the mixing of bleach and ammonia.

[SoldierMedicDaniel97]

1:44

[xXSilverWolffXx]

6:05 BIG BOOTIE BICHEZ!!!

[bertbobe]

you are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[legionthantos]

7:08 Open the door, get on da floor. Everybody do the dinosaur.

[silentwolf21]

On 6:36 That same thing happen, I wasted like three freakin darts on that weird dummy

[acezero2010]

no this is not china it hong kong 

[728DMAN]

@acezero2010 which is in china

[DESTROYEDMONKEY100]

I Aint doin nothing.. so go get fucked soilder boy YUELLLL

[TylerSucksAtGames]

6:00 Then I took an arrow to the-Nevermind.

[ToasterRacoon11]

Vending machines are so stupid lol...

[Dragonman712]

4:35 = DEADLY BITCH SLAP

[TheRealAverageZac]

that feeling when you comment on a criken vid and come bac a month later to find you're the top comment

[kostas30000]

6:00 (saying overused joke)

[ScOrPiOnE905]

5:54 Looks like that chick just took a huge crap.

[PickyMcCritical]

5:45 Don't you just hate that? One minute you're trying to have sex with your cloths on, the next minute you're pulling a Wicket Witch of the West...

[noobyfromhell]

Hey, Max Payne reference! :D

[MrMikesrighttogame]

@GigaKlonin and you'll never get top comment

[MrMammine]

7:08 'cause that the thriller...:DD

[regelepiftie]

5:50 HE WAS A POKEMON

[RGDcommentnode]

That cop shot the crap out of that door frame! 

[TheMarineElite]

The when Im bored video is stalking me

[ShotgunEnthusiast]

3:25 single greatest reaction to a story by Criken xD

[thegameboy001]

46 people didn't have enough money to get augmented

[xenotran33]

5:55 I used to be a blob like you, then I took a crossbow bolt to the knee.

[michaelmu2]

You can kill people using bodies you know.

[Lsirs]

46 people didn't ask for this

[Aerien]

hahahaha

[GigaKlonin]

I Never Asked For The Thumbs Up

[DragosTheGod]

At 5:59 when that guy shrinks, I said "wat" the exact same time as you said it.

[paulpatrus]

I was a human like you but then I got an arrow in the knee. Now I am augmented.

[pingasting]

who else noticed that the guy who was looking for some ACKSHUUUUUUHhhN is the doctor that kept screaming someone help! 0:35 - 2:01

[J03H123]

1:43

[Omen4500]

3:30 Vending machine story.... Best moment of my entire life!

[MyClubpenguin1000]

lol 4:49

[lalalyrium]

ah i c sumons lookng 4 sum ACKSHUUUUUUUUHhhN!?

[TheGiantDouch]

man this town is dead i should just move to philadelphia

[Jimbob66DD]

5:45

I DIED

[Digita1Phant0m]

5:46 behold the wrath OF MAI TURTLE POWERZ!

[TheMeekl]

oh god my lungs

[mascthemoney]

u could just go get fucked, soulja boy.

[weather12348]

5:45 HE IS HALF TURTLE =D

[lolixado]

5:00 this is how goombas are made xP

[KalirSavant]

"PRO A.I." *runs into a corner, dies*

[twilightdivamidna]

Fransish.

[EliteAssassin2000]

I luv this way

[thisissparta51]

I used to be augmented like you until someone threw a vending machine at me

[T00NFR00B]

same thing happened to me at 1:00

[DVSPython]

The voice acting for the 2 guards talking about the vending machine are honestly terrible.

[123468797]

OOH I C SUM WON LOKING FOR SUM AACCKSHUUUN EHH!?

[ThePigdome]

1:55 ADAM SMAAAAASSHH

[AsetianStormL]

bitch was watchin the action.. until she took an arrow to the leg.

[xSumonax]

5:35 I found this myself purely by accident, the moment I saw what happened I just dumped the game lol

[Havoc5487]

YOOOOOOOOOOOU

[Shadar22]

SOMEONE HELP! SOMEONE HELP! SOMEONE HELP!

[nooge22]

5:45 He wasn't turtly enough for the turtle club :D

[xXFuSiOnSXx]

ohhhh arrrrrrr

[Carrot101]

Ive watched this so many times. Never gets old ;D

[FobbiesAreOwnage]

2:16

"Beautifulest" isn't a word :I

[predictor882]

Jensen is the love maker LOL

[TheRealAverageZac]

7:09 do the creep (ahhhh) do the creep (ahhhh)

[fieryragee]

I used to play this game

but then 2:48

/shotgun to the face

[RobloxMaster01]

Ahh I see someone is looking 4 SUM ACKSHUHUHN!!!111

[ispencerella2]

5:42 Kanye West has evolved into a Diddo!

[Wicked1devil2666]

wtf? what happened to the guy in the black coat at 5:47

[CantXTouchXTobi]

What is the sexy music at 5:23

[libertyprime117]

Does this game have new game+?

[RobloxMaster01]

Whats this game called :3

[Valkodu]

@RobloxMaster01 ...You're kidding, right?

[RobloxMaster01]

@Valkodu No really I'm not is it called Adam Jensen :3

[ChasingGracex]

Hey American! Go Yankees!

[Stryker14X]

1:45 L.O.L

[wecca1]

Chuck Norris has to ask a permission to beat someone up from Adam Jensen

[BrandiMonsterRAWR]

who else knows latin and knew what deus ex ment without lookin it up :3

[Kscorps9285]

@BrandiMonsterRAWR It literally means "God Out", it's clipped from the term Deus ex machina, which means "God out of the machine"

It's an analogy for the augmented (and bleak) future presented in these games. Also, this game is awesome. I just finished it.

[PrincessCiara2671]

SUMWUN HALP

SUMWUN HALP

SUMWUN HALP

The fuck'd i do bro?>.>

[Redcamo19]

The crossbow seems glitchy, ill just stick with my 10mm pistol thank you very much

[SonnytheArcticFox]

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU.

[cundik55]

5:22 He use to be a good dancer but he dont take an arrow to the knee

[Tobbs96]

3:45 Funny thing is that I did exactly the same thing :D

[lordlavaman100]

fracis dont be a ash

[jonnbrown93]

death by vending machine

[TeamFortressFunTime]

5:45 the amazing TURTLE MAN!!!

[DeadEnd1337]

2:12 You should have bitch slapped that idiot right there! Beautifulest Isn't a word!

[BuzZoo]

Oh man, the vending machine shit. Just fucking gold.

[theskater4life100]

PERFECT HOT DOG

HOW DARE YOU

[shadowasianlol]

I've watched this like 8 times and it still makes me laugh my ass off :3

[omargosh11]

JUSTICE

[Toxicz12]

NEVER GO TO PHILADELPHIA

[Slyfire123]

5:55 (Insert arrow to knee joke here)

[coolbji]

He didn't ask for this.

[Darcoth]

5:47 MORPH-BALL!



[Geekpuncher1]

the 46 dislikers are from Philidelphia

[tuareg29]

lady: i aint doin nothin so u can just go get fucked soldier boy

soulja boy: YOUUUUUUU!!!!!

[TehRod4]

6:03 DAT ASS

[CharAndJake]

JENSEN AWAY

[masterchief413]

I knew what was coming at 3:50 - 4:03 and I still cracked up. XD

[Tridda21]

*7:37 FUCKING GUNSHOT

[Tridda21]

7:38 FUCKING GUNSHOT

[altecsuse]

I can't get my shit and stop laughing after 2:02 - 2:05 XD

[gargaj]

I completely lost it at "ar u ok"

[superjerk748]

7:04 everybody walk the dinosaur

[ruregah]

6:02 dat ass

[waitong94]

i used to be an adventurer but 5:55

[JesterUK2]

@waitong94

You took a bolt to the calf?

[mrpotatohead34]

@waitong94 then i took an arrow to the thigh.

[TheColdHotdog]

@waitong94 So you're a chick?

[Hashbrowniepie]

7:04 Do the creep

[aa85079]

whats the song at the end?

[Michaelme497695]

5:34 - 6:10

What the hell

[MazLadjp]

Thriller by Michael Jackson over 07:04 would work well!

[Scyrocko]

4:06 STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

[J03H123]

5:55 This seems oddly familiar... But I don't know where...

[KrispyMofo]

i have waited a long time for you to play this game Criken

[aFinnsTheory]

@raiskaansuthalolla Miten niin?

[SlankTV]

5:45 - 6:10 Fucking hilarious!

[Darkkight17]

i luv dumb ai

[01animeking]

4:03

wat

*puts on sunglasses*

refreshing way to die

[vansonhuynh1524]

1:45 LOLOLOL

[lostkid627]

My glasses were cooler anyway.

[Santana105]

funniest part of the video: "Pro A.I."

[UnaSolida]

adam jensen=mcgarnagle

[Lamadredetuamigo]

Isn't that the font of Batman Forever?

[ZeroZiat]

oh god that guy that just melted into a puddle was hilarious

[6Qubed]

0:12 to 0:34

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH SO MUCH

[Raiden777ify]

@6Qubed because Adam Jensen has teh best dance moves.

[6Qubed]

@Raiden777ify It... it looks like hes rubbing his butt against the copy machine while some guy takes a spider in the corner way too seriously.

[Raiden777ify]

@6Qubed xD true.

[TheUltimateEbil]

@6Qubed BEcause of the Elite Evasive Manouvers

[Tmonsterize]

@6Qubed i dont know why does 0:00 to 8:35 make me laugh so much?

[6Qubed]

@Tmonsterize Lack of discriminating comedic sensibility? :P

(fret not, 'tis but a merry jest)

[ChibiSaffy]

SHUT IT DAUN

[Wulf96]

Well obviously at 6:07 that was a mating between a female arrow-head epileptic and a male black turtle-man

[makerofdeath101]

at 3:33 dosent that guy said like the guy from freemens mind?? :D

[swettoclonck]

never go to philadaphya

[ShotgunEnthusiast]

3:24 - 4:15 xDDDDDD

[champayne17]

7:03 creep congo line.

[Danimite54]

shit, I remember that goddammed police station, hours and hours of sneaking and killing.

[pgdkman]

You could get fucked soldier boy

Soldier boy: YOOOOU!



[monkeyboy8787]

Adam Jensen was about to say he didn't ask for this.. But then he took and arrow to the knee

[TheAlexrice]

5:45 TURTLE FORMATION GO!!!

[NeroTheGenesis]

7:07 DOING THE CREEP.

[kesplat]

"Pro A.I."

*Runs into a wall*

[skyrimftw59]

7:11 do the creep

[KoronofHearts]

1:29

I live in Philadelphia D:<

[99snyder]

6:05 epic glitchy tea bag number 2 xD

[ImJustSomeBoy]

"I ain't doing nuthin, so can go get fuck fucked soldier-boy" "YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU"

[kevinwv10]

@ImJustSomeBoy "so you can just go get fucked soldier-boy" XD

[Thiefenz]

favorited

[wolfen1113]

That black man has to be reinflated XD