Sleeping Past Noon

[NouveauTroll]

Fucking ew.

[marquisdejolie]

F'ing thanks :)

[8447michael]

so i can wake up at 5pm or 12 or 11 or 1

[marquisdejolie]

Me too!

[thunder48]

THUNDER ASS!!!!!

[marquisdejolie]

@thunder48

=80

[NathanielCatch]

I sleep past noon everyday. Then again I work from 11pm to 7am.

[marquisdejolie]

@NathanielCatch I've worked graveyard shift most of my life. I like it.

[NawticJ]

@NathanielCatch Graveyard shift killed me...but I was working 12 hours...I ended up getting bronchitis.

[marquisdejolie]

@Janelleisfree08

Isn't she!?

[ldpoole7]

I am ashamed that I wasted 2:47 watching this stupid video, and I've watched some stupid videos before. I second the question as to why this is a featured video. Just your typical american, fat and lazy

[marquisdejolie]

@ldpoole7

This video was featured? Wow. I didn't know. Where was it featured?

[Deldrone]

Leave her alone. Fuck man.

[marquisdejolie]

@Deldrone

Gotta get her circulation moving or she'll stroke out. It's an old people thing.

[TheGrettaP]

You know how you could get her to move about, if you stopped doing stuff for her, like if you turned on the lights or the tv really loudly and took away the remote, she would have to get up and move around, even a tad bit of movement would give her extra energy in the long term.

[marquisdejolie]

@TheGrettaP

I do that.

[mja2035]

this is making me tired

[marquisdejolie]

@mja2035

Me too.

[oHarryTimbercranko]

Spray lighter fluid on that waste and toss a match. Good God America is full of fat usless trash

[invalidFilms]

Holy Hell, dude...

[marquisdejolie]

@oHarryTimbercranko

Courtesy of your taxpayer money. Thanks for supporting mom!

[marquisdejolie]

@oHarryTimbercranko

If you pay taxes, you bought her house.

[oHarryTimbercranko]

I know I bought a cruise missile and this wast of shit a new knee

[23Shainna23]

how is this a featured video?

[marquisdejolie]

@23Shainna23

I have no idea.

[Igentenos]

yup...

[marquisdejolie]

@Igentenos

Yup.

[turntapzap]

Cool.

[marquisdejolie]

@turntapzap

Thanks!

[CaseyW0712]

Haha, did i just see tape on your couch? Hmm.. maybe duct tape CAN fix everything.

[marquisdejolie]

@CaseyW0712

It's a magical material!!!

[DadidiWTF]

Your mom is fucking huge.

Just saying, she's killing herself being that big..

[marquisdejolie]

@DadidiWTF She IS. I try daily to get her to move off that couch, to take short walks or walk the dog for her health, but she wants to stay close to Beth in case Beth wants to be fed in bed or have her butt wiped.

[DadidiWTF]

@marquisdejolie

Okay, I am also sorry that I was so rude in my previous comment, I just hate seeing people like this.

:/...

[marquisdejolie]

@DadidiWTF

Me too.

[marquisdejolie]

@DadidiWTF

Courtesy of your taxpayer dollars. Thanks!!

[Bulbie7]

Ahh bless her.

[marquisdejolie]

@Bulbie7 Thank you!

[CWM480]

aww your mom is so sweet

[marquisdejolie]

Appearances are deceptive.

[TheBlueFlamingo]

Momma had a date? You go girl!

[marquisdejolie]

: )

[dedrawilliams]

let yo mom sleep

[phekwig]

You were in her dream... She didn't wake up :)

[marquisdejolie]

: )

[CWM480]

@phekwig thats so wrong to talk about someones mom that way

[theGHETTOMAN1]

LOL Marquis! You're the jack of all trades! You should get some kinda gov't grant for babysittin those 2. hehe i think you and the dog are the only ones interested in the outdoors. LOL ; D

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha! That's absolutely right. Me & the dog go out as often as we can without getting so far away that we can't see the smoke if momma sets the house on fire again.

[BeYourHuckleberry]

That is just so sweet...you cutting and coloring Momma's hair :) Not to mention how you take care of Annie...you're just one of those good ones, James. Thank God for ya, and I mean that :) This video just made me smile...sleepy Momma or not. I'd give ya a million stars for this one if I could but, I guess they'll make you settle for five :))

[marquisdejolie]

Thanks :))

[belamoure]

At e least she can rest from Bethzilla's babble and noise. And you are there too not too heavy not too light like showing delicate touches of concern wrapped in light humour and neat merry chit chat. You are an artiste!

[marquisdejolie]

Why thank you!

:)

[neillrick]

Poor Momma!! That is called depression!!

[marquisdejolie]

Its depressing all right.

[killerdogrobot]

i find coughs more relaxing then beds ,hope moma feels like that:)

[marquisdejolie]

: )

[fiddlestix2006]

Poor old mama sleeping on the couch. :(:( Looks like the only GOOD thing she has in her life is YOU, James. God bless ya for being such a fine son. I just don't know how u do it, and keep your sanity.

[marquisdejolie]

I blow off a lot of steam making these videos :)

[PUEBLOPLUG13]

this video hurts me

[marquisdejolie]

Sorry

[hallbe]

Poor momma...

Are you the one that does that fantastic job duct tapping the sofas? LOL!

[marquisdejolie]

Who else? I'm the ONLY person in this house who does housework, duct tape and all. Seriously. Beth & momma barely wipe their own butts.

[sheri226]

I'm officially depressed. Momma is getting more action than I am :(

[marquisdejolie]

Hahaha!

Sorry.

[sheri226]

Not as sorry as I am! *sexually frustrated sigh*

[marquisdejolie]

The last time I had sex was.....uh, what decade was that?

[sheri226]

Take I45 South to Galveston... I45 turns into Broadway.. when you get to Broadway, turn right on 61st street.. :)

[marquisdejolie]

: )

=80

[giaco44094]

Next time I dye my hair , I'll give you a call.

[marquisdejolie]

Gee thanks.

:)

[lilliteningpea]

you are a wonderful son James!!!!!!!!!!

[RedRiverBlogJam]

Cleaning dogs butt...what's that Zen saying? "Before Enlightenment chop wood carry water, after Enlightenment, chop wood carry water."

[marquisdejolie]

@RedRiverBlogJam

I feel Enlightened!