3 on 1 Chinese Kung-Fu Master

[eyesauron]

minecraft win!

[kepstuh]

thats what the police are for

[DuhFall]

apparently they shipped a american made camera to china this guy is the unlucky one to get it

[BUCKSHOT705]

there was attually 4

[mrking1411]

this was recorded with the new ibrick

[adamgm84]

i didnt even know they had 1 pixel cameras

[Halo3noob525]

The yellow pixel owned the gray pixels!

[InSaNiTySNIPEZ4FuN]

i see youve upgraded to an HD toaster. Gratz man

[IStrenghtAndHonorI]

240p we meet again =/

[BUCKSHOT705]

@IStrenghtAndHonorI 1 theres no such thing as 240p or whatever on youtube any more 2. stop sayin stuff to get thumbs up

[IStrenghtAndHonorI]

@BUCKSHOT705 Are you blind? There is and stfu you cocksucker, who the hell are you to tell me that I can't type what I want? I don't want any thumbs up faggot.

[DonMega187]

@BUCKSHOT705 well there is 240p. u just have to click at the little picture under the video that looks like a wheel and u'll see. but even for 240p this is quite bad...

[ZX12IAN]

What type of potato was this filmed with?

[lilrip4300]

just bcos they are chinese does not mean they are kung fu masters ...honestly i didnt so any fkin kung fu lma0

[XpLoSiV00]

he aint not a kung fu master xD

[laguana15279]

actually, that was a clip from the Hong Kong TV News, 3 brothers were attack to a oldman who has been learning Tai Chi every morning for body health.

He is not a Kung Fu master.

[ItsDevaz]

Was this recorded with a microwave?

[1707054]

Grand Master Wong was ready that day for it was written in black and white on the paper from his fortune cookie.

[jayson8889898]

Made In China :|

[alexviteazul]

and another shitty camera...

[911adt]

how the fuck did a CHINESE man not know to not fight with a CHINESE man!?!?

[iTHackingOfficall]

Back in Africa !

[mayanking126]

wished this filmed with technology from this century. Agreed?

[TheCykotik81]

HAHAHHAHAH

[TheLilbigBlack]

Im surprised none of them went super sayian or used a kamehameha

[Mawfuknrambo]

They jump then punch while in the air... what is this street fighter alpha?

[TheKkd123]

ahhaha the kung fu master never fail to do his hair

[your5starvids]

I loved how he stopped the flying guy in his tracks right on the ground, just like in a kung-fu movie :D

[TheDemonicArmor1]

pwned

[Btsmithde]

so, they were upset with him or something?

[dudeyourvideosucks]

He went Mulan on their asses

[insanechock100]

you fuck on me mother fucker!!!

[baudezclaude1]

this was uploaded 2008 and some of you guys expect to see a clear footage? who knows how old this video was before it was uploaded... not to mention this was probably taken using a camera phone at that time.

[FuroraCeltica]

This was in Hong Kong in 1997. There were long lines of people trying to get passports to leave out of fear of the upcoming communist takeover. This fight broke out over allegations of line jumping.

[freders1720]

never expect supurb quality if made in china

[magicman1808]

ông này đánh tốt đó chứ!

[CrimReap]

lol look, just because he's asian, doesn't automatically make him a kung-fu master xD

[420steezy420]

0:23 The flying hair slickback

[xxcaieexx]

HOLY SHIT...HE'S SR MIYAGI FROM KARATE KID

[WillTrollForTatertot]

Nothing Bruce Lee bout that.

[DamienJGlover]

damn that jab was stiff, that dude didn't stand a chance.

[GioZakc]

Now they all gonna be executed.

[slkr99]

that guy in the yellow was like ill fuck your shit up

[earningnutria]

how did you get all that film using a potato?????!!!!!!

[ymcmbmember]

i didnt understand all words

even beep beep !

cuz explicit content bitcheS !

[VlloGod]

Master of Kung-fu?

The master of all fight's is Bruce LEE.

[yankee22167]

@VlloGod is?...was.....he's dead

[TheMichaelManslaught]

do work jackie. say hi to chris for me.lol

[BetterJS]

Bitches, its a made-in-china video, quality is OBVIOUSLY gonna be shit.

[Eduuaardooduduzinho]

JAPA DE AMARELO BATEU EM TODO MUNDO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[veltro75]

Filmed with a number two pencil.

[fookfocketyfookfook]

I see three grey squares bouncing off a yellow square. Are they spaceships or something? What am I looking at here?

[knight2battle]

real kung fu is a dick in a real fight..

[Southpark124]

Damn made in china cameras....

[Arny1995]

@Southpark124 Don't forget that your mom is made in China aswell

[fl260]

@Southpark124 That was in Japan...

[Iceleader5]

@fl260 and they were speaking chinese -_-

[fl260]

@Iceleader5 Oh damn, and you're totally right.

Hat off, chin down, knees bent, back twisted, and falling gently to the ground.

Good night.

[MrJinzo44]

This guy is the real deal. Keeps his back straight holds his ground. He never spun, not even once.

[3000Unicorn]

cantonese guy

[Dal2492]

0:23 This Kung fu guy so good he has time to fix his fuckin hair!! BOSS!! lol

[HerbWalker]

You no sleepy wid my wife you Mudda fucka

[Goodninja13]

everybody was kung fu fighting lalalalala =D

[ATGOD]

LOl this is in hong kong

[outonam]

i hoped 3 k.o

[zanarkandmusic]

POWNED!! go fat kungfu master! 

[CALLOFDUTYisBAD01]

i thought everyone in china knew kung fu?

[MIJNstudios]

well 240p we meet again

[XavierGreen87]

I used to play this pacman game when i was a kid.

[bumcakes8940]

quality iz sht



[MrDylanc467]

@bumcakes8940 Much like your spelling.

[bumcakes8940]

@MrDylanc467 hey fast spelling

[ImronFJAproductions]

Censored bleeps are the words "DEMOCRACY" and "FREEDOM".

[NinjaKid3000]

@ImronFJAproductions hahahahahaaaa

[pakheng]

@ImronFJAproductions This was in British Hong Kong, so yeah. the British never gave us democracy nor freedom.

[perfuzz]

I guess he over cooked the noddles. They just had to punish him!

[StonesTHATdontROLL]

1080p

720p

540p

360p

240p

Minecraft

Filmed with a toaster

This video

[DACHRONIKDISTRIBUTER]

@StonesTHATdontROLL had me laughin for a good 30 seconds there chief haha toaster

[benjielsexo]

@StonesTHATdontROLL AHHAHAHAHAH

[DJFaNNtA23]

@StonesTHATdontROLL Unoriginal comments... as always.

[MrSumbody69]

@StonesTHATdontROLL get a new joke, seriously this one was lame as fuck when it started and hasn't got any funnier

[h4mza786]

@StonesTHATdontROLL 540p doesn't exist faggot, it's 480p

[benjroberts97]

@StonesTHATdontROLL Hey Dude WTF minecraft Is Actually HD Dumbass

[benjroberts97]

@benjroberts97 Tho' Its Cubes It Is HD

[StonesTHATdontROLL]

@benjroberts97 hahahahahahaha you fail. Just because minecraft is HD doesn't mean the graphics are awesome, it's shit graphics with HD to define the blocks a little more. Now now Benj, it's time to build a cave for your early nights sleep.

[benjroberts97]

@StonesTHATdontROLL so to most people the cubes is what makes the game fun and it is also meant to bring back the feel and older games but still be a Good FPS game and i think that its better than Call of Duty And Battlefield. 

[benjroberts97]

@StonesTHATdontROLL And it gives its self a originality ok.

[baudezclaude1]

@StonesTHATdontROLL wow, you are so cool aren't you. perhaps you should take a look at when this video was uploaded.....2008?... not to mention that the video might have existed long before the post was made. and oh.. this was probably taken using a phone camera.

[StonesTHATdontROLL]

@baudezclaude1 Cool story bro

[cameljoe212]

@StonesTHATdontROLL Clearly filmed with a potato and a piece of plastic wrap

[XAdriMine]

@StonesTHATdontROLL Minecraft, LOL ^^

[CPTcripp]

@StonesTHATdontROLL LMFAOOOOO nice

[OnlineMontages]

@StonesTHATdontROLL This comment is over used. Also just for your information Minecraft runs in 1080p and if its not up to you're standard's you can get texture mods to make it look every realistic. The game was designed like that for a reason its a sandbox engine which is an gaming engine used to make games by high school students. Your idiotic fails to amuse me.

[duhello1000]

i think the yellow pixel won

[TheDjtezza]

i missed it whilst deciding witch pixel to watch!!

[JordanDinstrumentals]

what a fucking Don

[giannispecioso]

dammit i don't remember , did i do R1 R1 L2 L1 R2 R2 R1 R1 ?

[mangMungmangmung]

the yellow man really good... 3 vs 1... still 3 cannot beat 1 ....ahahah..

[web2sign]

why no one tries to help him? LOL good thing he know how to kik some ass

[countermeasure]

Which pixel is the good guy?

[dlk2002]

I like when people take off their shoes and beat people with them.

[MrChrez25]

Wow, its jackie chan! Wow, its jackie chan! Wow, its jackie chan!

[619Kieran619]

And no one went to help him?

[HighPitchWOT]

Could the quality be any worse?

[TheClankMan]

Real Kung Fu Masters are..

1.) Old

2.) A little fat

3.) Enabledly disabled..?

[Jabikz]

OMG IT'S JACKIE CHAN

[Jns993]

@Skizmatik Sorry folk, they forgot to call Steven Spielberg to catch those scenes

[lisolangka]

it looks much the same on videos here which they call a sissy fight..

[theUSERNAME101201301]

bruce lee wanna be



[crashingtingler]

haa! its in Japanese, yet the swear words are still beeped out.

[Skylos100500]

@crashingtingler no it's not

[kotapaka]

Where's the kung fu? If I saw this in real life I'd just think it's a regular man defending himself.

[DrDisasta]

this was filmed with a sack of rice -_____-

[ghost58md]

THIS ISN'T AMERICA. THE SYSTEM WORKS

[SoftSailz]

shoulda had kung fu fighting playing in the back ground

[MrWard958]

Funny

[Krabbo7]

@MrPenisSandwich damn hes yellow:€

[MrPenisSandwich]

why do people insist on using a calculator to tape things

[MechPhantom]

WTF he had time to fix his hair ?!

[mrwilsonthedog18]

KARATE MASTER:COME AT ME BROS!

[MrJGP11]

@CCrOreo kung fu is a very vague term. There are many styles of chinese martial arts, and i'm sure those versed in them would inflict pretty badass damage

[InD3inFac3]

you can learn kung fu how much you want if a stree fight starts you forget everything what you learn and do the same shit like your enemy this wasnt kunfu that was just oh shit i have to hit them before they can hit me so punch them in the face scare attacks nothing more

[marianofgv]

Kung Fucker!

[ViceKingPeace]

0:22 LOL My hair are ok good !

[PaTh631]

we meet again 240p

[ThisGuyIsADick]

@PaTh631 That was fucking hilarious, but youre probably some dumb bitch so fuck you fag

[churd243]

that dudes a fucking windmill

[garaasanGOD]

He cheated, he was in Super Saiyin mode!

[Andhaira]

There was no Kung Fu used in this video.

[Darkeons]

The title is misleading as all chinese people are Kung-Fu Masters. So it's 3 Kung-Fu Masters vs 1 Kung-Fu Master

[MrFaemcae]

3 on 1 - and they're still scared.

Dogs versus tiger.

[09truefan]

I think my 2 friends and I could've put up a better fight

[joselacour]

GROSERIAS EN CHINOOOO VAMOS!

[XplosivCookie]

I have a dead pixel right where the video is playing... Now I can only see the other three pixels >:(

[spade760100]

Chinese cursing being censored i almost died :D

[Fandalg]

That yellow pixel kicked those grey pixel's asses.

[arnoldgama1]

and he stayed lookin good check out :23 he slicked his hair back thats gangsta

[CF1791ROLFMAO]

guy1: hey i wanna eat your dog

guy2: you cant eat my dog!

guy1: o yea? Bring it on

guy2: WO PA!

[WhiteboyDU57Y]

hes not a kung fu master hes jus nice wit his hands

[Takrisify]

recorded with a toaster?



[nugun889]

I always thought it was bullshit that the bad guys only came at Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan one at a time, but I'll be god damned, they do it in real life too!!!

[ofFanelia]

@nugun889 Naw they were coming at him 2-3 people at some points. 0:12 and 0:27

[FSuixo]

@nugun889 Well in fact it has some truein it. there are some limitation to the number of people that can atack you in one time. 4, maybe five if they are thin lol

[JordanGordonNaish]

@nugun889 I do martial arts and have studied what bruce lee taught and one of his teachings is that when facing multiple opponents most of the time they let their gaurd down as they feel they have an advantage. Bruce Lee also taught that you should hit the closest opponent too you and just focus on that person before dealing with the next. This works in the guys favour ^^

[AntonioGuamil]

@JordanGordonNaish And don't forget the one where he said grab hairy white man's chest hairs to piss him off LOL, just kidding true words from the master.

[JordanDinstrumentals]

@nugun889 hahahhahahah

[vejolta]

@nugun889 because it's only fair man.

[ThePhasMan]

lol - the law just stood there watching.

[sLyFactionN]

Like a Baws :O

[WarrenLogic]

Awesome, gonna get me a yellow shirted yellow man to beat the shit out of yellow lily bitches.

[supergamerblazer]

Get kung fu panda here

[chickenrocket]

0:23... wait my hair needz fixing!

[gh3rockbandfan]

@chickenrocket lmfao xD

[Skizmatik]

this looks nothing like in the movies... :(

[cjcool58]

@Skizmatik Hahahahaha

[RedAirborne1]

@Skizmatik press 2 in this video and see what happends :)

[Songspoint]

When people are angry, they are in their easiest mode. Use anger and skills, together.

[hopihopijopi]

Full HD

[TheLemonpee]

too much king pow chicken

[marduk191]

Never mess with a chinamans hair

[truexgunnerxchronica]

Press 3: Throat shot! OUCH!

[mrgoodstuff1990]

we better pay back

[SpiderShane1]

Between this and that video of the arab guy kicking ass in the streets, I have concluded that foreigners fall down really funny-like when they get punched.

[butio007]

not the face...not the face..

[87vong]

thats the difference with the chinese cops, they were so calm during the fight, but after the arrest, i bet those 3 dudes got torchered in jail, it all works out.

[iamdragonborn]

@87vong tortured, but otherwise, you may be right.

[iTooob]

Meanwhile in China...

[o0Baradur0o]

and the cops yust watching like , well he knows what he is doing so lets us watch

[alexvonpauls]

Nice!!!

[iplodable]

It's just how the chinese communicate.

[Zlain96]

they're all asain doesnt that make them all masters?

[elon97]

its nothing like karate kid!