Touhou Soccer 2- Remilia and Flandre's Combination

[zekenkurolyon]

and after the EPIC win and drinking of much sake they go home to find that soccer ball had destroyed their mansion

[roploayer]

if that ball hit someone it will kill them DX

[bagettistudios]

What are they doing out during the day?

[metaknightmare1234]

After watching several videos, I have decided the true winner with the most strength and endurance out of all of them is the soccer ball.

[georgespanish]

Screw Captain Tsubasa.

[Digitalsp33r]

Um... how does the football in touhou soccer take this? Is it made of inobtanium?

[sirhamuelsan]

Bets on what the ball is made of?

[Dewani90]

@sirhamuelsan indestructible orichalcum?

[sirhamuelsan]

@Dewani90 Highly possible. XD

[ultimatechucknorris]

like there was any chance that this could have been blocked.

[Dewani90]

@ultimatechucknorris maybe by ran & yukari ultimate barrier, you need divine power to stop such a devilish shot

[generic120]

Am I the only one who thinks the animation when the crystal appears looks awesome?

[Fuyons9999]

Edward : Mankind ill needs a savior such as yourself.

Humans : Shut up, yes we do!

Remi : told ye' *sips wine*

[SunshineOpenFeint]

So Remi let Flandre out of the basement to play soccer? And probably shoved her back downstairs after the match. 3:

[MegaMonsterZilla]

this happens off screen

THE WORLD HAS BEEN DESTROYED

[ThunderCavalier]

Touhou Soccer:

Don't worry.  The audience signs waivers prior to entering the stadium.

[SpiritofFive]

They were clearly only trying to destroy the ball, the fact that it made a goal is only a mere side effect of this effort.

[IronKingLeo]

Ride the Gungnir!

[DarkDragenD]

how long is this arena when flandre can ride this high speed attack this long?

[mynameisblabla0]

that ball is probably harder than the earth it self :\

barraged with that kind of attack and still in one piece lol

[Catranmar1]

If that's what they do in soccer, god forbid they play football.

[joemoe175]

holy crap poor ball O_O

[Catranmar1]

Do they REALLY need THAT much firepower and effort to kick a soccer ball?

[NightxofxDarkrai]

@Catranmar1 Yes they do XD

[SpadeHami]

This is survival game, not a soccer game..

[HedgefoxWithChainsaw]

How the fuck did anything survive that!?! Flandre and Remilia by themselves is bad enough! That ball must be indestructible! :O

[cutlessace]

somewhat, if soccer on earth was like this, i would bother to watch it.

But instead, all i see is just some ppl faking injuries to get oppotunities to score goals.

[HanakoFujita]

I thought they destroyed the world... XDDD

[devilman1996]

if im that goal keeper:OMG im outta here HELP!!!!!!!!

[XzoahX]

This reminds me, very much a lot, of dragon ball Z for some reason...

If of course you replaced all of the guys with stupid hair with tiny girls...

[UDarkWolf]

0:42 - That guy... He's fucking Crazy... D:| he actually tried to get the ball...

[Dark1942]

Okay, that is not a ball anymore more!! THAT IS A F*CKING STAR!!!

[859lyc]

Look at 0:33 THEY DONT HAVE WING!

[AngelXLunar]

R.I.P. headphones

[chelseafcrocks82]

Listen with earphones on, it'll f*ck your mind.

[HydraWolf1]

Hole Lee Shit.

[umigainsborough1]

its ok to be playing with their powers and all but you know, they are under the sun. Is it ok for them to be under the sun O_o

[Cloudrunner62]

@umigainsborough1 the sun only weakens them.....which is probably a good thing considering they can do this whiled weakened!!!!

[WeaponXSigma]

The goalkeeper actually tried to block that......He's in a soccer game in gensokyo and he didn't realize how outmatched he was. I'll give him credit, he must've been fearless to attempt to block THAT MUCH DESTRUCTIVE POWER

[devilman1996]

flandre on the remi gungir: yey :3 ....

goal keeper :o.o omg

[bluppo6]

i wonder how the ball manages to survive all that...

[EssenceOfScience]

I always love the announcer waving a flag at the end. It looks so random.... <3

[sketcheddreams]

If I saw them do that, I'd run away from the soccerball ~_~

[Mespritroth]

@sketcheddreams Fuck the ball, I'd get off the pitch...

[HatsuneTetoLuver21]

I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. Who in the right mind would try to block THAT!

[xaina222]

why do they even try... ?

[Xidphel]

Why is Twilight at the top?

[yamielias]

no jodas esto esta mejor que unazuma eleven O.o

[ZeChibiRico]

Goalies looks at Lavos ball and goes : ''... not my day.''

[CristalFighter]

What the hell is that ball made of? o_o

[BakaofLulz]

@CristalFighter that ball is god

[YoYoKirby1]

@CristalFighter Gensokyonite

[Ryan50WAO]

poor ball D:

[groudonsbest]

if someone made a touhou disgaea, this move would be awesome to see do over billions of damage.

[Pohvi]

I feel sorry for the ball

[kiki902143]

I DEFY YOU to say Chuck Norris could do better.

[UnitedStateofMonkey]

0:17 "Who the hell is mad enough to ride THAT?!"

0:20 "Oh, it's just Flandre... Oh Shi-"

0:42 "That goalkeeper actually tried to catch that?!?!"

[Bluebedo]

@UnitedStateofMonkey Goalkeeper must be insane.

[HeartbrokenOtaku]

@DemonUtauX yeah me too. Especially at family reunions, she, along with everyone else at Gensokyo, tend to avoid him. He's like the creepy, weird and distant cousin that everyone avoids.

[AgentSapphire]

0:20 I'm not gonna be the one to tell Flandre that she's not allowed to touch the ball with her hands...

[DarkWingedHunter]

i dont think dyuta muller from captain tsubasa can block that

[HeartbrokenOtaku]

Oh god, Remi's Gungnir is powerful enough alone, but with Flandre riding it...just imagine the destruction that combination can do not just in soccer, but as life as we know it.

As for the Scarlet sisters, it was only Tuesday.

[dalkarancalimon]

@HeartbrokenOtaku your comment made my day by making me laugh too hard

[Jennathehedgehog18]

They shattered the ball!! If you look when it expands, you see pieces of the soccer ball. :3

[Reiner1028]

Why would a flying eye try to block it? Wouldn't it go blind from pure awesomeness and the ball slamming into it's eye?

[sonicvsmario45]

sooooo what is that ball made of

[ndabunka]

that net shouldn't just be breaking,it should be disentregating.

[AsHl3yRawrftw]

this is exactly how japenese people make soccer watchable.

[AnimeLoveoftheGods]

I don't know whats scarier: The giant flaming bolt of destruction or the psycho riding said bolt.

[lordkiller14]

poor people behind the goal U-U!

[Shintear]

Edward: Die monster, you don't belong in this world!

Remi: It was not by my hand that I was once again given views. I was brought back by HUMANS that wished to pay ME tribute.

Edward: TRIBUTE!? You take my fans' souls and make them your slaves!

Remi: Perhaps the same can be said of all things that are actually any good...

[RyanA136]

Of course Flandre is riding the Gungnir <_<

[r3di0n]

I have

the weirdest boner.

[midend]

wut red Blizzara :O

[TheLeafhopper]

Pretty sure turning the ball into a giant crystal is a penalty.

[DemonUtauX]

Edward is an Edward. Let's stick to that. I mean, seriously! What type of..... creature thing... sparkles.

WTF IS WITH THAT BALL!?!?!?!

[tanith117]

@DemonUtauX My friends and I have devised at camp that, Edward is not a vampire, he sparkels and hangs out in the woods and by deduction we have found that he is a fairy,

[DemonUtauX]

@tanith117 Then I feel so.Very. SORRY for Cirno. Just think, she has to live with the fact that a glittering douche bag is her kind.

[Nidolord777]

Poor goalie. He must be paid a hell of a lot to do this.

[MrFallout300]

I'd fuckin hate to be the goal keeper in that match :[

[HeartbrokenOtaku]

WTF is that soccer ball made out of?! It sure isn't cloth and rubber, that's for sure

[fear2darkness]

way much better than mario strikers lol

[jaoosa2]

Someone noticed the announcer isn't Rinnosuke here? O:

[l00zero]

this is just overkill

[rune111500]

i AM NOT TOUCHING THAT BALL

[Spazman100]

Only Flandre would ride that fucking thing. lol :)

[bodfe34]

@Spazman100

Only Flandre COULD ride that fucking thing.

[TheHiroyukiutatane]

Would it be ILLEGAL if you KICK ball in Touhou Soccer?

[deadguyx12]

@TheHiroyukiutatane it would count as a foul :|

but that would never happen......right?

[TheHiroyukiutatane]

@deadguyx12 lol

[luigimasta231]

That purple guy must have wanted to commit suicide if he actually TRIED to stop the ball :P

[xXTYs117Xx]

Mean while at the net.....

[madman1007]

as soon as i saw the spike i was like:

"I'm not touching that."

[DOOMRX8]

WTF was that Dr Irie from Higurashi??

LOLOLOL

[UltraDragonDragon]

@DOOMRX8 Genius.

[sahuaro]

Leaving aside the fact that the ball is made from nintendium and nothing in this or other worlds will be able to damage... Has anyone else wondered how fucking long that soccer field is??

I mean, just look at it!. Remilia's spear goes insanelly fast (as it even raised the dust in front of it!... mach speed anyone?) and even so they dont get out of the field...

[Lowcoloco]

@sahuaro i believe the length of the field depends on the strength of the shot. and yes that shot was hell!

[chelseafcrocks82]

Yeah, you just f**king try and get in the way of that one.

[HunterZeritox]

@chelseafcrocks82 Simon from castlevania would do it....

[Shintear]

@HunterZeritox and would die instantly.

[HunterZeritox]

@Shintear

[ZiggyR2750]

This must be how the balls ar tested to prove thier durability, especaly in Brazil.

Notice, that even betting cicked at mach5 speed, clawed at ten thousand times, ect, that the ball remains intact.

[acrisiocam]

"AND IT'S A HOOOOOOME-RUN!"

[Umbreon1001]

I'll Can stop the remilia's shoot with my kick,but IDK if i will stop flandre's Love...

[Umbreon1001]

The Word Epic Was Maked To Define This



[Pokeeeveegirl]

Death by soccer ball?

[darthcolonius]

Look again, the ball is now diamonds!

[dakota1000000]

@darthcolonius look again, the ball is now obliterated!

[lucentwish]

yup. sunscreen lotion works perfectly fine lol

[firesniperbullet2]

That was epic over kill

[1waffleiron]

Sucks to be a soccer ball.

[LosIlluminados]

anyone notice that REMELIA AND FLANDRE are outside in the day?

[octapusxft]

@LosIlluminados

Yukari brought them high grade sunscreen lotion from the human world

[SamusAran627]

@octapusxft 500,000 SPF?

[7arani]

@LosIlluminados someones gonna explain to skauya why all her makeup has disapeared...

[FoXMaSteR001]

oh my god ! !!!

[Darkipod95]

This ball is made of some undiscovered Netherworld shit.

[lordkiller14]

How The Ball Can Resist That!!!!!! O.O!!!

[ThePandaCoco]

I guess they take soccer too seriously...

Makes Shaolin soccer more like the usual...

[AwesomeRawr]

.. Why would you even try to block that?

[Kirbyluver2]

Thats way better then that lame Baseball scene in Twilight.

[shooshooplup]

IT'S CALLED POWNED!!!!!!!!

NOOB

[suigintou1fan]

Question: WHY IS FLANDRE OUT OF THE BASEMENT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[chicken5846]

that is one tough ass soccer ball

[Inukazan]

funny how they are in a weaken state thanks to the sun...

[chocobo56]

any touhou character would beat chuck Norris this is what would happen

remillia and chuck Norris would be a like a few meters away from each other

remillia uses a spell card

chuck norris runs into them thinking that he is indestructible/or he dosent know how to graze. he dies... on easy mode!

[krismagician]

That ball is tougher than chuck norris if it could survive that :o

[AnimeGirl2120]

Damn Flan and remilia it's a ball...! Made by Chuck Norris.. ಠ_ಠ

[jaoosa2]

The strongest "character"in touhou is that ball. For surviving an attack like that O.O

[Animenism]

Edward will be shattered instantly when got hitted by the deadly epic burning spiked ball

[GentlemanAeon777]

Remilia: What is Twilight!? *throws Gungnir at Ball* A misrable pile of shit!

*Gungnir flies past goal box towards Washington, USA.*

*In wherever Edward is*

Edward: I sparkle, alot.

*In the distance*

Flandre: EAT THIS EDWARD!

*back in Gensokyo*

Aya: *on TV* In other news, the Gungnir Remilia Scarlet had thrown with Flandre on it, had actually missed the goal, when we went to question Miss Scarlet, she had this to say.

Remilia: Dont worry, it hit something, and it went out with a bang.

[matteste]

@GentlemanAeon777 Like the legend says Gungnir always hits it's target.

[rofflawl]

@GentlemanAeon777 ... But what happened to Flandre? D:

[GentlemanAeon777]

@rofflawl Well, simple.

She has the "Ability to Break Anything and Everything".

Flandre: Sister! Thank you for this new toy!

Remillia: YEah yeah *whispering* Im going to kill you for breaking that border and making me pay that goddamn armpit miko "For the rest of whenever".

[zehawk]

@GentlemanAeon777

Me: Right then, what about the rest of the crew?

[GentlemanAeon777]

@zehawk

Flandre:...STARBOW BREAK

*All of Forks, Washington*

Screaming and bodies flying through the air, as all living beings become Flandre's toys.

[zehawk]

@GentlemanAeon777

Me: *exhale puff* Wow, let's hope Castlevania is proud of this. HOWever, *Speed off* BEST BE safe...

INFORMATION: Chase Zehawk. (Jerk)

TBC...

[Shorinnes]

And then Meilin got scolded for letting Flan leave. xDD

[mager56723]

Just what the hell is that ball made of?

[DJstagen]

@mager56723 Depleted Uranium, lead, steel, obsidian, Ivory, and filled with a mixture of the Hourai Elixer and Nuclear energy supplied by Okuu...

[PaulieDeMafia210]

@mager56723 The ball is made by Chuck Norris' dandruff and stuffed with his chest hair. 

[eternaldragon345]

Three words: FUCKING! VAMPIRE! MAGIC!

[nicolasmonoxd]

0:42 that guy obviusly lost his hand for being an ass and try to stop that ball of doom

[ButtaNToast]

Okay... Who let Flandre out of the basement?

[alexzander2211]

@ButtaNToast who let the flandre out ? uguu~uguuu~uguuu~?

[xTsuRyux]

Seeing that giant spiky red thing come down. I nearly screamed 'Oh shit!' ..As I made a run for it, I didn't see the Edward guy next to me anymore. I wonder what the hell happened to him? o_O xD

[wangtang32000]

soccer... touhou edition >_>

.....daaamn..

[DarkLinkZyw]

Is that Septuagint, the bonus boss from Super Robot Wars OG1 at 0:25 ?

[Gobblrwhan]

Edward isint a vampire... hes a fucking fairy >_> he sparkles and hes weaker then a rock.. flandre can kill hem by just pokeing hem

[lilbonsly]

@Gobblrwhan That's an Insult to fairys and rocks!

Let's just say he's his own....Whatever he his.

[Gobblrwhan]

@lilbonsly ya your right...im sorry rocks and fairys! D: speacily Cirno

[ShadowkingSonic]

@Gobblrwhan Flandre can kill ANYTHING by poking it. She can kill him just by looking at him.

[Gobblrwhan]

@ShadowkingSonic true true

[BTtuxBT]

@Gobblrwhan noo just by looking at himXD

[skythesniperguy]

Alright, am I the only one who realizes that it's daytime while Remilia and Flandre play Soccer? I guess they're just more of the indoor type than Patchouli.

[maximusfive]

@skythesniperguy

Sunlight doesn't hurt touhou vampires, only weakens them, so they're doing this level of stuff, WHILE WEAKENED. Twilight, GTFO.

[GrandAuthorYun]

@maximusfive That actually puts the Scarlets closer to the original Dracula than 99% of all other vampires.

[SaffronAJK]

0:33.

So Badass, I came. Ugh. But why is Demystify Feast playing? It needs Septette and/or at the very least UN Owen.

[cpawesomeness99]

Nah I think Edward is more of a pixie. Fairy's are just too good for him XD

[GentlemanAeon777]

If this is soccer, then I wonder how they play football.

Ex-Keine would make a great Quarter back, considering her move.

"OMFG I HAZ BALL GET OUT OF MAI WAI KTHXBAI"

[RIkuEarth567]

I'd like to see Edward Cullen do THAT.

[Kenjisan]

This is made of win.

[hlpbgh]

Gungir ftw - oh look a hitchhiker!

[loveandfreakz]

are this thing still called soccer? XD

[Darkexcaliberwolf]

Ten little indian boys went to play soccer and have fun;

Flandre and Remilia joined and then there were none....

[NekoJoker]

this is like... Super Robot Wars... ON CRACK!

[ShadowkingSonic]

Demystify Feast?

[MegaLucasModelML]

2 Years later, it is discovered that the moon was destroyed by a football

[dnazrael]

The only thing more dangerous than the huge red spear of doom is the little girl riding on top of it.

[jmanranger]

Hmmm.... How 'bout spiky ball of death... and awesome.

[UrGoinDownBud]

C-c-c-c-killtacular-Combo Breaker!

[TOOTBOB1]

Edward is obviously a miserable little pile of secrets