1 minute and 58 seconds in "holy shit this is 16 minutes long! ill just go and learn how to play the violin instead. the guy with the eye patch looks promising"
But y'know, I learned something that day. Yeah, I may have it rough sometimes. I may lose an arm or an eye, or even lose all hope. We all have our bad times; I'm no exception. But regardless of how bumpy the road becomes, and regardless of how many limbs I lose or how bleak the future looks, I can always be thankful that, hey, at least I'm not French.
@woofles456 Your thinking lavatory. This is where the word "latrine" is derived from. Lavatory is sometimes also shortened to "lav" in the sense of "im just going to use the lav" instead of going to use the toilet. Its a term used in the English language but its and old and dated term, so not used now really.
I always thought Justin Bieber was ugly but I couldn't really explain why. Now I think I know the reason. He has the same face as the spatula people. Now whenever I see Justin Bieber, I think of this video, which is a Major improvement.
@nightwaffle115 the reason why there saying that is because the video "a serious buisness meeting" has spatulas and one guy says several times "TOTALLY GAY!".
@awesome9001 Society? wat society .-.? I didnt know der was a society >.>U it was supposed to be a joke man i dont wanna get into an arguement...i suck at those....same with spelling >.>
awww, i like france :)
t00117598 3 hours ago
SOPA must be french -.-
Reireikon 10 hours ago
SOPA must be french -.-
Reireikon 10 hours ago
Just to think this is where it all started...
lnfiniteGamers 11 hours ago
What the hell did I just watch...?
ADerangedCow 16 hours ago in playlist FilmCow Shorts
@ADerangedCow a mind rape thats what
xbiocheezex 14 hours ago
so the moral of the story is: don't be french
noregrets92 16 hours ago
thos idiot spatula soldiers! all of their rifles had grenade launchers!
annoyanceking 17 hours ago
this video is not TOTTALY GAY
xXNewSuprizeXx 19 hours ago
OMG This is so crazy xD They don't have any noses
DaveDamnit 1 day ago
All these spatulas should meet stanley, hes real nice
hotactionformymouth 1 day ago
Totally gaaaay!
Snovishvishbvat 1 day ago
I thought they were niggers
TheExperimentalFreak 2 days ago
@TheExperimentalFreak
racist much?
Frizzi95 1 day ago
@Frizzi95 Yes, incredibly so
TheExperimentalFreak 1 day ago
french guy: welcome.......edward...........TO NEW FRANCE!
edward: OH MY GOD I'M IN HELL!
smoshrocksbigtime 2 days ago
4:10 The sound of Carl's rumbling tummy being satisfied by hands.
G0th1cR0s3 2 days ago
1 minute and 58 seconds in "holy shit this is 16 minutes long! ill just go and learn how to play the violin instead. the guy with the eye patch looks promising"
ACESHIGH575 2 days ago
What the fuck am I watching?
McDogface 2 days ago
After watching all the videos ive come to the conclusion that Jason Steele needs a television show where he gets paid millions of dollars....
RitzDaCracker1 2 days ago
oh, look, bananas...and they're flying.
harrisonfordlookalik 2 days ago
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!!!!!! omgilol'd
xXxLumesUpInFumesxXx 2 days ago
This has been flagged as spam show
TOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
FlameFeiz 3 days ago
the united spatula secret resistance, the USSR?
Irresponsiblefilms 4 days ago 3
Awww, what happened to World of Dentists? :(
Spooce199 4 days ago
Kitchenware at its best - New York Times
The best silverware war scene since "Forks And Spoons" - Gay Guy inquire
The most exhilarating kitchen based film of its century - Cnn
NightMugger 5 days ago 2
5:50+ is definitely the best part. hahahaha.
mopsnuf 5 days ago
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
72zombiedude 5 days ago
Who was Tht red wad person in Edwards house??????????
7DocMiller 6 days ago
this is spatacular!
avrillavingefan125 6 days ago
.........i just watched 16 minutes of talking spatulas.....
lauralauramay 6 days ago in playlist FilmCow Shorts
United Spatula Secret Resitance.
USSR
Looks like the CLoak has his work cut out for him.....
shadowmann2330 1 week ago 21
@shadowmann2330 ha ha iseewhatyoudidthar
ShootItJak 4 days ago
TOTTALLY GAYYYYYYYYY
ghostreeper890 1 week ago
france is TOOOOTAAAALYY GAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
albinobigfoot1 1 week ago in playlist Other Animated Shorts 6
The clock daulphin reminds me of Time by Pink Floyd for some reason..
M4hB 1 week ago in playlist FilmCow Shorts
The only thing i don't get is why don't they ever use there grenade launchers they have on EVERY GUN IN THIS VIDEO
Corleone762 1 week ago in playlist FilmCow Shorts
@Corleone762 they hate to noob tube
xxxsoto13xxx 5 days ago
I would have bought the dolphin.
Sledge3651 1 week ago in playlist FilmCow Shorts 3
WHY DON'T THEY EVER RELOAD???? lol
genesis1357 1 week ago
i can't believe i watched this whole thing. greatest. 16. minutes. ever
oohoohjo 1 week ago in playlist FilmCow Shorts
Edward has a lot of weird stuff in his life.
Naynnick 1 week ago
SPOOOOOOOOONS!
stndunnam 1 week ago
I think this is one of the best vids on youtube and i am so getting nick the feature film
Tyrano111 1 week ago
oh look flying bannannas
Ghost1Bravo 1 week ago
WTF?!
Punkface2000 1 week ago
I'm a spatula and I find this gay..
gaaraandkatara 1 week ago in playlist FilmCow Shorts
536 people got fired
ProjecL 1 week ago
but hey
atleast I'm not french
LightLink1992 1 week ago in playlist All FilmCow Shorts
That was....that was beautiful....
ChosenFruit 1 week ago
lol united spatula sevice rebulic USSR
RALS1728 1 week ago
I'm from Belgium damn I hate the French...
MetalShadow5 1 week ago
this kinda reminds me of the randomness in the first south park episodes <.<
dazzlebong 1 week ago
they all look like barrack obama :L
GreenSlates 2 weeks ago
I don't know if i want my time back
iwaswithyourmum 2 weeks ago
dude this is extremely racist against the french you should be ashamed.............for making it sound better than it is XD
RyanL129 2 weeks ago 2
"you're like a swan, I could just stare at you forever" XDDD
kovacnikola91 2 weeks ago
That.....was........EPIC
dramaticpickles 2 weeks ago
He joined the USSR? (United Spatula Secret Resistance)
Am I the only one who caught that?
cablecar10 2 weeks ago 5
Confusing yet funnnay
krazyme97 2 weeks ago
ITS GENIUS
penutcannon 2 weeks ago
so who won the war?
Gramhammm 2 weeks ago
United Spatula Secret Resistance.....USSR hahaha
samruiz0000 2 weeks ago
the wierdest fuckin 15 minuts of my life
SqweSqwaProductions 2 weeks ago 2
4:15 There's the Doctor Fabulous theme in the background of the phonecall. Oh, how I love Easter eggs that get thrown in.
Blizzardfanboy 2 weeks ago
I confused am i high or not
Lm0956 2 weeks ago
Madness? THIS...IS...SPATULA!
OrganizedChaos246 2 weeks ago 37
heh heh they have black people lips
30colt30 3 weeks ago
this had twice the planning that avatar did
daCanadainCanuck 3 weeks ago
Drake is like Happy Face with the constant 'hmm'-ing.
MsRaichuD 3 weeks ago
ohhh... now i get the dolphins joke
alfi97labarca 3 weeks ago
All of them look like obama
levmailhere 3 weeks ago
How did I get from origami elephants to this?!
ZeroKiryuLovea 3 weeks ago
this video was interesting the french part is offensive and it was sort of stupid overall ok
TheWaybig1 3 weeks ago
I had a dream like this once.
EnjoyTheTragedy 3 weeks ago
Unite Spatula Secret Resistance = USSR
gamefreak964 3 weeks ago
tooooooooooootally gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat if you watch the chanel u get it
omiNITROUS 3 weeks ago
The moral of the story is, don't get spooned.
SpyGoatProductions 3 weeks ago
I'm going to be the king of BALLZZ! So long suckers!
ohkwaho 3 weeks ago
yep... too much alcohol....
shouldve put very tiny sharp needles to catch the time-stopper dude ..
xkittypuppetx 3 weeks ago
The French should meet Stanley, He's real nice.
RawrRawr37 3 weeks ago in playlist All FilmCow Shorts
I saw this a few years back and I still say - what in the fuck is this?
maxie355a 3 weeks ago
whats that thing on drakes mouth?
MrSledge88 4 weeks ago
Comment removed
MrSledge88 4 weeks ago
Comment removed
MrSledge88 4 weeks ago
But y'know, I learned something that day. Yeah, I may have it rough sometimes. I may lose an arm or an eye, or even lose all hope. We all have our bad times; I'm no exception. But regardless of how bumpy the road becomes, and regardless of how many limbs I lose or how bleak the future looks, I can always be thankful that, hey, at least I'm not French.
jabryant0125 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Whata way to go.
SuperQuasar 1 month ago
J. K. Rowling stole the storyline of Harry Potter from this.
everyreflectiondies 1 month ago
I'm in that part of Youtube again...
SemiAuto777 1 month ago
you were extremely high when you wrote this weren't you?
xxxred555 1 month ago 100
@xxxred555 It's impossible to stay awesome when smoking weed. You then become a moron.
mechaspark1 2 weeks ago
It's beautiful.
epicness22 1 month ago
anyone else wonder why the m203 whernt used?
ardentwolfjr 1 month ago
This video is like a swan; I could watch it forever.
jabryant0125 1 month ago
Made so much more epic by the snow effect
Kaminoeiennohigan 1 month ago 4
"the only woman i ever loved suffocated on a popsicle stick. now every time i hear the bells of an ice cream truck i cry"
rainbowpigproduction 1 month ago
Wtf bro I love these videos but why you gotta bring scientology into it...
OneRawBetch 1 month ago
@OneRawBetch because scientology is batshit insane
RainbowManification 1 month ago
What time is it?
MsRaichuD 1 month ago
Hey! Is the song playing at 12:29 "The Alchemist" by Enigma, from their album A Posteriori? Just wondering because I totally love it!
Poliwag0819 1 month ago
how come most ppl say "hahaha"
but Mexicans say "jajaja" ?
hmmmmmmm
imasomeone1232 1 month ago 2
529 people died and live in new france
theexpertspy 1 month ago
Isnt a laboratory a bathroom in a language?
woofles456 1 month ago
@woofles456 Your thinking lavatory. This is where the word "latrine" is derived from. Lavatory is sometimes also shortened to "lav" in the sense of "im just going to use the lav" instead of going to use the toilet. Its a term used in the English language but its and old and dated term, so not used now really.
Fireslave1 1 month ago
I AM SERIOUSLY BLOOD RELATED TO A FRENCH KING AND THIS PISSES ME OFF! No, just kidding, I don't really care for the French at all. GO USA!
TragicShow 1 month ago
@TragicShow Good for you.....
Lunarmoon67 1 month ago
No NDAA :D
ElJefer 1 month ago
i thought i left the 240p when i came over to this from Skrillex
TheAgentHedgehog 1 month ago
United spatula secret resistance USSR
briangoldfarb 1 month ago
its longer!!
firestorm123114 1 month ago
I wasted 15 minutes and 55 seconds of my life on this... it was kind of worth it.
magpiesnagpie 1 month ago 2
240p my old nemesis
AlandTom2 1 month ago
United
Spatula
Secret
Resistance
wiseidiot5763 1 month ago 3
the best part is 15:55
JayShade18 1 month ago in playlist All FilmCow Shorts
This is best viewed high as fuck. Period.
footballmania132 1 month ago
I FINALLY GET THE START!! IT IS THE MINUTE 05:16!
pivotnaza 1 month ago
1148160 people are flying bananas and they have no idea why.
pivotnaza 1 month ago 2
I always thought Justin Bieber was ugly but I couldn't really explain why. Now I think I know the reason. He has the same face as the spatula people. Now whenever I see Justin Bieber, I think of this video, which is a Major improvement.
Thankyou SecretAgentBob.
wutdaFU3K 1 month ago 26
Changed my life.
AbominableHuman 1 month ago
It rots away time to tell the future
jaecha92 1 month ago in playlist All FilmCow Shorts
1:30 "Totaly gay!!!"
And unfortunatly I am part French... :(
TheresaNicoleSvehla 1 month ago
529 peolpe are spoons.
pivotnaza 1 month ago
DAMM THAT SPATULA SURE IS FLAMABLE!
pivotnaza 1 month ago
Hey secretAgent.. can i use da song for a music animation?
pivotnaza 1 month ago
@pivotnaza Sure dude, go ahead.
Axeldude 1 month ago
i´m a knee and i found this very arrow.
pivotnaza 1 month ago
@nightwaffle115 the reason why there saying that is because the video "a serious buisness meeting" has spatulas and one guy says several times "TOTALLY GAY!".
StigJr11 1 month ago
THEY ARE TALKING IN FANCY!
pivotnaza 1 month ago 2
@pivotnaza
What you did there...
I see it...
SecretsUnheard 1 month ago
@SecretsUnheard OK :(
pivotnaza 1 month ago
stop troll in haters its not gay
nightwaffle115 1 month ago
Those spoons are toooooootttaalllllllyyy gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy.
JackSkellingFrost 1 month ago
United Spatula Secret Resistance aka USSR
agb0810 1 month ago
Gay
IRAboy74 1 month ago
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTALLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY
kinggabe314 1 month ago
what is the credits song i really want to find out but ive searched all the ones in the credits and nonew of them come up!!!!
TheCookie8866 1 month ago
'You like killing babies Edward? Oh sorry I'm just stalling. You like chopping up kittens Edward?' Oh my god. XD
SilverWolf579 1 month ago
TOTALY GAYYYYYYY
eyemaster09 1 month ago
this video is the most epic thing ive ever seen.
NEMIS12 2 months ago
Remember when 15 minutes was a long time for a YouTube video?
KingSaw100 2 months ago
Where do you find the song at the end credits? It was pretty.
purpleheart3000 2 months ago
I'm offensive and find this very part french.
mongproductions1 2 months ago 61
527 spatulas were harmed in the making of this film.
FrostInks 2 months ago
6:18 For the song :3
jigglysinger 2 months ago
Spatula vs Sp00n
vaultboy4561 2 months ago
Wow, this video is,,, TOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLYYYYY GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY
JohnnyExcitement 2 months ago
what did he do to go to hell
wurzy2 2 months ago
Evil guy is mr happy face!!
tdogbigt 2 months ago
527 people a French
setorines 2 months ago
Me too
conluehrs 2 months ago
I can't believe i watched this whole thing.
:o
it was AWESOME
xXLoveXDeathXx13 2 months ago
What he'll did all of us just watch?
rattlerize 2 months ago
what song is played at the end? i really like it X) :P
CutiePieZapZap 2 months ago
Would you like me to stuff a dead Raccooon in your mailbox?
pleasenotbushagain 2 months ago 4
seriously? I'm not high?
dAntheredalien 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Wanna make easy fast money online?
Full Tutorial Download Link:
adf.ly /3jz6z
tstreator90 2 months ago in playlist All FilmCow Shorts
527 ppl are totaly gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
DANNYDRAY195 2 months ago in playlist All FilmCow Shorts
SSPPEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN
imegalovehalflife 2 months ago in playlist All FilmCow Shorts
Almost all my family is French, and yet I STILL think this video is hilarious. :D
AveragePsychoRocker 2 months ago in playlist More videos from SecretAgentBob 3
14:35
Need I say more?
DarkGodCthulhu 2 months ago
527 people are French.
chriscrox70 2 months ago 33
This has been flagged as spam show
At least i'm not French!
chriscrox70 2 months ago
What's the name of the song in the credits?
catboy186 2 months ago
@catboy186 "Cork Castle" by Lisa Bloom Cohen. It's on Smartsound or, alternatively, Nightengale Music.
EpicWINNER1000 2 months ago
this is beautiful in every way.
GwyndorPokemon13 2 months ago
@Thegoblinjester u become one with mother russia?
girlovesbiscuts 2 months ago
This is even funnier if you've ever seen Hetalia...
thegoblinjester 2 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
im not french
livelovedreamsing 2 months ago
ok so.....wtf happened?
NinjacrackersX 2 months ago
wow
mythbusterfreak1616 2 months ago
France is beautiful and doesn't smell like piss but I liked the vid overall, and I'm not French. I loved the second "what time is it question"
spikecrunchytooth1 2 months ago
240p...we meet again =_=
Darkus younger bro :3
darkus1234561 2 months ago
@darkus1234561 is there some kind of secret society of people who are constantly meeting with 240p? I SEE ONE OF YOU IN ALMOST EVERY GOD DAMN VIDEO.
awesome9001 2 months ago
@awesome9001 Society? wat society .-.? I didnt know der was a society >.>U it was supposed to be a joke man i dont wanna get into an arguement...i suck at those....same with spelling >.>
Darkus younger bro >.>U
darkus1234561 2 months ago
U-nited
S-patula
S-ecret
R-esistance
Your mind = Blown :D
Pikuwashi 2 months ago
oh look, bananas.... and they're flying, there they go
Chizzel625 2 months ago
c'mon just one small peck on the lips *smacks lips*
Chizzel625 2 months ago
the best filcow video! awesome!
curlytops01 2 months ago
you're not a real religion! YOU'RE A PYRAMID SCHEME!!!!!!
PIXLnxt 2 months ago 3
wow.
leprowler773 2 months ago
spatula should meet stanley, hes real nice
Diareahpants 2 months ago in playlist All FilmCow Shorts
00:38 SPOOOOOONS!
42Mrchadman42 2 months ago
Madness? THIS! IS!! ATLANTISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BadassBeasts 2 months ago in playlist All FilmCow Shorts