I used to work at Subway and there'd be people like this all the time... whiners who would complain about a single tiny hair in their meatball sub. One time it was a blonde hair, and I have black hair. The lady who complained had blonde hair, so we all knew she was bullshitting and trying to get a free meal.
exactly; that hair was probably washed with herbal essences this morning. it's really not that gross
sexywhitebriefs 3 days ago
Eat your fucking hair and shut up lol
WeezyInfected 1 month ago
cliche "one person has a hair in their food"....
sureshot732 1 month ago
eat your fuckin hair and shut up
jimmyshitbags 3 months ago
"Mehhh-mehh-mehhhh, my waitress had an attitude."
"Fuck you."
That has to be one of the best "fuck you" deliveries ever.
Thagros 4 months ago 8
I'M ON FIRE!
itsthearistocrat 5 months ago
i fry my potatos in black people grease
jjtheslayer69 5 months ago
eat your hair haahhaah
sammysnakejones 5 months ago
LMAO
SandyPrincessPatty 6 months ago
lmfao at the act and the picture.
JRC3034 7 months ago 2
82 people ate their f***ing hairs and shut up
argylelover 7 months ago
I used to work at Subway and there'd be people like this all the time... whiners who would complain about a single tiny hair in their meatball sub. One time it was a blonde hair, and I have black hair. The lady who complained had blonde hair, so we all knew she was bullshitting and trying to get a free meal.
pratikh 7 months ago
hairrr ahhh ANTHRAX!!! haha
mrmarkmitch 9 months ago
I love my Doug.
BuildBabylon 9 months ago
Well my boss found piss in the gas tank of his new Porsche ..... I wonder how that got in there ?
lost45cross 9 months ago 2
@lost45cross Legend
cnra7x 8 months ago
@lost45cross Simple. He got drunk.
TheTopBloke 5 months ago
couldn't have picked a more unflattering picture of doug lol
MindstormRecs 10 months ago 2
Stanhope is awesome.
Zimmerbrad 11 months ago
Doug is what get`s me throu the day!!! I would like to have him for president of the world.
MrBeerbear1 1 year ago 25
@MrBeerbear1
Alcohol is what gets me through the day but doug helps me feel better about that.
Doca 3 months ago 7
@MrBeerbear1 Shit would be weird, but at least things would go forward.
gaussmanv2 3 months ago
@MrBeerbear1 faggot
foilseal 2 months ago
In the spirit of learning grace, I am going to say now what I said before.
The key word is "inconsequential". It has nothing to do with what I want.
It spirals down.
Clownspike77 1 year ago
"AAAAH Anthrax AAAH"
littlteapot 1 year ago 23
@littlteapot I'M ON FIRE!!!
hypernation2007 7 months ago
@littlteapot lolol
EliteDoomer 3 months ago
This was worth watching just for the young Stanhope pic.
Are there any new comics out that are as funny/thought provoking as Doug? I need to hear some more of The Unbookables
PhilUranus666 1 year ago
@PhilUranus666 What is this Unbookables? I have never read a comic, but I love Doug Stanhope XD
retnuHDJ 1 year ago
@retnuHDJ The Unbookables are a bunch of comedians who do extraordinarily crude comedy, they are awesome.
RandomnessUK 1 year ago
@RandomnessUK Awesome, I will definitely check them out :P
retnuHDJ 1 year ago