Unwritten Rules

[parazitas132]

what a loser. He is like 20 years old.. and he have brains like a kid

[satisfiedfool]

Twat

[TheStovemonkey]

Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial? Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO Remember when all the info was to the right of the video? Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars? Remember the famous yellow subscribe button? Remember when the users controlled the site and is now controlled by corporations?

HOW MUCH LONGER DO U THINK WE WILL BE ABLE TO SKIP AD'S MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE?

[bigdaddyaen]

If someones telling you a story about someone who's died, should you still say you're sorry if it is your fault?

[dickspr]

I don't know why but you kinda remind me of Ali-G xD

[Doubt1337]

"go home immediately! the park is no longer yours!"

lol'd :]

[TheDuckielova]

you call them "unwritten rules" i call it common sense and "the voices"

[APerfectxSonnet]

Okay, i am seriously going to starting saying "i just really wanna give you a cuddle" when that happens to me from now on.

[Poet0fDarkness666]

"I really want to give you a cuddle" :D :D PEADOFILE!

[amangopanda]

LOL

DUDE YOU JUST MADE MY DAY

[Cleanuponaisle11]

I miss you Ben!

[MistaFlynsta]

That was great, we want more unwritten rules! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx­xxx

[rachelmacc]

@MistaFlynsta well played with the kisses xD

[snazzyjazzy]

I LOL'd all through that.

[esthermarti]

Nice

[ambercprice]

I love you

[himynameisnoor]

LOOL loveeee itttt =')

[RedPsycho666]

The walking down the street one I am going to do, as it frequently happens to me.

So next time, instead of laughing and saying sorry, I'll just say in a creepy voice "Sorry, I just wanted to give you a cuddle!" Then glare at them until they walk away :D

[paranoid788]

haha lol thumbs up if you think this is the funniest video ever :D

[mekaththeoneandonly]

hahaha this is soooooo funny

[Mu5hr00mh34d1200]

If a small child talk to you dont talk back because you are a PETAFILE

[angeleyez1818]

dont let the door go last minute so it slam in their face..lol

[NillaWafer]

Oh, haaa. I just uncovered your old videos in my favorites. STILL FUNNY!

[annzieXcorex]

Yess, Ben, i really want to give you a cuddle. i tried it. the person probably thought a had issues (:

[anchen007]

" Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana."

:D:D

so true!

[taylor189]

wait whats the last one

[CageThatElephant]

@taylor189

"Always take down your umbrella when it stops raining otherwise people will just think you're hiding"

[taylor189]

lol thanks

[MrRainbowCupcake]

"always take down your umbrella when it stops raining, otherwise people will just think you're hiding" :)

[Zalsia]

I really want to give YOU a cuddle, Mr Loka-man ^^

[princesskind]

i love this, ur brilliant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[georgejallen]

haha very funny :) although i think they are unwritten ENGLISH rules

[icecoldtothecore]

instead of the pedophile thing I thought he said: 'when you're mad and a small child talks to you never talk back because you're a beam of fire'. Which is so true for me...

[DudeItsAndixD]

Lmao :L:L

You're username is icecoldtothecore, yet you're a beam of fire ?? :L:L

I like your logic lol

[icecoldtothecore]

lol, yeah small children always annoy me and when I am angry they should just stay out my way, I even lose my cool every once in a while XD LOL

[NovaHarvest]

haha those were actually some good tips

[blueberryslurpee]

don't make eye contact with someone while you're eating a banana

so true!!

[RaaaytselM]

oh!!! just got it XD

[thewigglepuppy]

i love the way u say PEADOFILE lmao

[AutumnCherry]

Thats just the way the British say it ^^ I always think its cute when Americans say PEDO-file :]

[pimptape]

@thewigglepuppy thats just how they say it over there.

[Pachein321]

dont stand too close to people at cash machinenes coz they will they you are trying to bum them. XD

[kltxo]

even if you can't breathe

and the

i just wanted to give you a cuddle, make me laugh sooo much

thankyou for brightening up my day :) x

[durks2514]

You are a cunt.

[romantictypee]

haha because you are a phaedophile lol

[jollyoldjim]

ahahahahahah you are fucken funny

[leezycakes]

hilarious

[soulreaverbny]

just stand behind them and pull a face they can't see

hahah!!

[emmacowan666]

The park is no longer yours LMAO

[hollydolly06]

OMFG ur actually hilarious.

[MissMuderr]

LOL! "Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana." So true.

And the shop one! I do that just so I don't look like I'm an idiot that walked into the wrong place. XD

[1tishy1]

OMG i actually had to pause it to laugh xD

soo funny well done mate :)

[FxCKR]

You're genious :D

[ohdoshutit]

the shop one is brilliant - i SO do that

[MoniyahIsabel]

omfg rofl thats funny stuff.

[potrolandbrelda]

0:53

HAHAHAHAA!!

i do that most of the time lol

xxxx

[yourface5639]

hahaha this makes me laugh so hard everytime i see it, i love it! :P

[Marenacat]

This is hilarious! Hahahahha

[sezzdizu]

lOl, funny video. wat editing software do yuu use?? LOLz

[Irishphoenix91]

made me happy

[PrettyxOptimistic]

ur hilarious... "even if u cant breathe" haha...im totally subscribing

[vivicam3713]

HAHAA your sooo funny u made me happy today cos i was sooo ill and upset but u cheered me rite up thanks

[hello29pio29]

from now on if anyone does any of these unwritten rules i will laugh

[millymoo070889]

Tears are in my eyes!!! he he he ha ha he ha!

[paramorer0x]

that was very enjoyable :)

thanks for making me laugh!

[Tonyboy451]

haaaah dude! I saw on of your vids months ago.. enjoyed it very much but then i forgot your name.. and here you are... found you again! this time its instant subscribe...!

[MisterNextDoor]

:'(

why is that video so damn good

ive just spend like 10 minutes of my life watching tht a load of times ;)

[ebaker92]

omg i cried this was so funny lmao

[faggotface92]

that is the funniest thing ever ha

especially the cash machine one

[shmoofoobean44]

"go home imediately the park is no longer yours"

[AssWipeAnna]

i did that in a small shop but then i left and came back and did it agen but still did the thing with my head and the lady new i didnt want anything

i dont no why i did it

[ghostofgeek]

Epic.

[supersurfbabe5]

Kiss Kiss Kiss

[BecamonBlackinton]

peeeeee daaaa file :( haha

[simwiserocks]

I always lick people's faces when i've just met them.... uh oh

[FENRISFENRIRWOLF]

If you watch a youtube video and the video is only somewhat funny but you liked watching it always respond with something witty and don't forget to finish with LOL. LOL

[kisssbaby]

"never look at some one while eating a banana  ",,,lol thats the fun part,,,

[mckellynna]

PEDOPHILE!!!!! LOL

[iLiKEHiSBOXRZx]

except he says it like PITAFILE hahaha

[SarcasticBitchh]

you're a legend.

[Oraculum667]

is that said in a sarcastic way?

[poetress98648]

LOL

[xEMMA135]

LOL (:

[IcyNove]

i got an written rule, Never ever ever go to an airport and say: "He got a bomb in his case!" =0, never sing to someone with out hands ♫♪if your happy and you know it clap your hands!♪♫

[benmarshal1]

shit. Your parents must be really proud of you

[rockerholic]

'i really want to give you a cuddle' omg i dont know why that was so funny but it was =P

[icjbm]

nice vid

[awesomedude333]

im not fucking sorry so go to fucking hell stupid bitch

[simmyorama]

You are just awesome!

:)

[awesomedude333]

i really want to fucking kill you!!!!!!!!!

[SinanZee]

u gotta chill out man...hey...u want some weed?

[awesomedude333]

go die you fuck!!! you are worthless, ugly peice of fucking goddamn shit. i hope you die if you do have someone upload a picture of yuor corpse so i can point and laugh and thank the lord for your death you are a retarded little fuck!!!!! go kill yourself

[AssWipeAnna]

thats not nice why say that

i think you should say sorry say it

[SinanZee]

wats with the h8 man? It's easier to hate than love...

sight

[iLiKEHiSBOXRZx]

And this kids, is why the world has therapists :)

[RMusicIsLife96]

"your meeting someone for the first time...dont lick there face" -- AHahahaha. Looove that. And his face is soo dead srs about it. xD I love BenLoka.

[zuceeeeeeeeee]

this still makes my laugh every time :)

[polkadots55]

WTH haha ;)

[x2x4x6graciex2x4x6]

i love ben loka and this is definatly my favorate video!!!!!!!

[SouthernxPrep]

have u got enough room?

Lol these videos are to funny

[MelissaRM19]

"I really want to give you a cuddle..." XD

[cleolele]

"never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana" haha hilarious.

[wedapeepole]

this guys funny he seems like that dimitri martin guy only this guy is actually funny

[Samueln8er]

never make eye contact while eating a banana lol

[ultimateavetar]

"your meeting someone for the first time...dont lick there face"

[EdIsSuperman]

HAHAHA awesome :)

[mrrassassin]

"have you got enough room?" "have you got enough room?" "have you got enough room?" lol

[teesha123]

this is the best thing ive seen on youtube in a long time! Thanks for the entertainment and wisdom mate!

[xshotgunweddingpatdx]

this makes me laugh everytime i watch it!!

[PhoniexCountry]

You should be the star of youtube, not only the sexiest vegetarian of the whole world!

[fudge102030]

Paedophile!! LMAO!!

[SanzB]

no, do let it go last minute. thats what ur meant to do

[Ironsparkle]

Great! ;-) Forgot, though, the rule of talking to new people at school ... If it's monday or tuesday, ask what they've been doing in last weekend. If it's thursday or friday, ask what they are going to do in the weekend. If it's wednesday, ask both. I didn't cope very well with these and similar rules at school, so my "kurator" (sort of a semi-psychologist; it's a Swedish phenomena) had me tested for Asperger syndrome. That's what happens when you break the rules. ;-)

[Randomninja47]

Lol thats great

[thefatsisterxo]

... the park is no longer your's

AHAH

[revellrider]

Lame.

[Werock4roll]

peta file lolz

[LastShock1988]

hahaha "bigger boys"...that reminds me of when i was a kid

[150beth]

a peta file lol lol ------ love all of this !

[Itunesbabe]

lol so true - you are the only person on YT who is funny enough to make me actual laugh for real!

[LISdafreestyler]

look harder and ull find more ;-)

[ForgottenMemory13]

LMAO!

Weirdly enough, I follow pretty much all of these rules. I can't wait to try out the "I really want to give you a cuddle" one.

[CarlyT6]

you are definately the jebus of you tube (:

[jazsta123]

Lol You make me laugh with every episode..Do you do stand up or anything?

[cakeplox]

rofl number 1 uhm...oops..

[alexiscallan]

Man you should do stand up!! xx

[weefunker]

Your very like Russell Brand... almost to the point of plagiarism but your still funny keep her lit!

[americanboi2008]

lol the banana bit was comical lol and the accidental bump and leave the park lol lmfao

[esen212]

lool your the best!

[abbielovesjonas19]

LOL.

[Amarox3000]

lol i really want to give you a cuddle XD!!

[charloteeny24]

hahaha you're brilliant! thats so true about the small shop. I did it only yesterday

[NcalDL]

You're awesome! I just found your videos and they're truly viral! I can't stop watching your awesomeness! "Go home immediately, the park is no longer yours!" lololol!

[myskate12]

haha

the banana

i visualized that in my head and it would be extremely awkward if they saw you looking at them while eating it

[what7272]

i cant stop laughing, 5 starts! favorite! replay!!

[Mo19oM]

ahahaha, hilarious. Honestly you should consider stand-up....unless i'm stupid and your'e already a comedian. anyway, your'e funny!

[Gahuki44]

Very awesome. U just made my afternoon

[YummyBonBons]

omg im dying!!!

[karen39fino]

if someone sends you a msg with three kisses in, then put three kisses back

if someone sends you a msg with five hundred kisses in, then put one kiss back cos theyre taking it too far! ha

[PsyIn2D]

Hahaha "never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana". Thats hilarious.

[gjhwillard]

ha ha just want to give you a cuddle!!

[ksurfer08]

omg soo funnny

[brtyui]

hahaha, i <3 the first rule lol,

[HeyItzSara]

im still laughin while commenting

:P XD

ISMLWC

[skatfacestu]

Never steal someone's hat.

Never make someone dance when they don't want to.

[mv77vm]

I never make eye conact with anyone when I'm eating an ice cream cone! loool, close to the banana concept!

I am guilty of the shop rule, staring up, then saying thank you as I leave :)

[Naisarue]

Oh no, I'm dying of laughter!! x'D

Haha, awesome video!

[shoppingfreak11]

hahahahhahahahahahaahahahahaah­ha

[J0hn3r731]

Oh my god. At first I was like -_- but then :) I lol'd

[vaguelinesandsyptoms]

HAHAHAA!! I love you

[TdA7freestyle]

"I really want to give you a cuddle"

Hahahahahaha this is hilarious

[Hands0meAL]

This is hilarious!

[spideygirl2794]

i try NOT to follow these rules..

[altamer]

umbrella!

[superduperskate1]

dude nice

[lUlAdalUl]

I love how you're trying not to laugh while staring!! o.O

and I always do the shop thing!! never again!!

[Parttimewriter3]

When you meet someone for the first time Don't lick their face! Damn now I know where I was going wrong.lol.

[Thornstalker]

Lol xD

Great vid!

[AloneInCorner]

HAHAHAHHAHAH.

wtf that was funny as

[randomnessnes]

I love how a Natasha Bedingfield song is the first related one... x'D

But yeah awesome video man.

[shandiinn]

i laffle waffle youu..

[dragonscarz13]

Hm, this is one of your, um, lesser videos, but I still love it.

[jess4dinner]

Never make eye-contact with someone while eating a banana. Love it.

[commenteverything]

the video gets better as it progresses, i love it.

[imgawd123]

I'm putting you on all my pages so everyone can laugh with me!

[CallMeDiance]

I was laughing so much i had to keep stopping the video. This is a classic!

[MelissaRM19]

This is genius. OMG, GENIUS.

[woooooobatteries]

Your face does the funniest things.

[snm25]

roflamo!! your hilarious... "if your walking on the street and you do this with someone, don't appologize and laugh just say I'd really like to cuddle"

[Ephebiphobe]

hahah, cute video.

I'ma subscribe. Everytime I watch one of your videos I smile. I need that sometimes. :P

[oesophagus101]

This is my fave out of yours so far, ive nearly watched all 98, got a few more to go