Penn and Teller - The Vatican (Full Episode)

[floresebu]

In the defense of those catholic priests............A lot of those altar boys, especially here in Italy, ARE HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTT

[crispmom]

Love Sabina. She has some major cahones.

[dalecs47]

The Catholic church does not care about children or life or the love of God. The Catholic church cares only for money. In the Philippines the “Reproductive Health Bill is pending and opposed by the Catholic church. Their primary reason for opposing it is that the over population in the Philippines leads to the country’s number one export, being cheap workers, including children, sold as sex slaves. I live there now, I see the suffering. I say “God Damn the Catholic Church!”

[dalecs47]

I am already mad at the Catholic church. Want to get even more upset? Want to find out what monsters are the sisters of Mother Teresa? Please take a minute and pop over to an article I found regarding Mother Teresa’s ongoing missions . U-tube Shaming Mother Teresa - India

Because nothing says Catholic corruption and immorality more than their sexually or physically abusing children. Worst scene is the scars on 4 little girls caused by a sister burning them with a red hot knife blade!

[Andy97009814]

@dalecs47 P&T has an episode on MT too, it's called "Holier than thou." You should check it out!

[dalecs47]

@Andy97009814 Thanks, I have seen that one. Christopher Hitchins does a good job sharing his feelings. Another interesting item is a u tube “ Shaming Mother Teresa – India “ There are no laughs in this one, has one part where a sister burns four little girls with a hot knife blade. Very upsetting. Thanks.

[v4lkyr]

being gay = bad

fucking little boys = okay

seems legit.

[Xollob2]

So all the italian wench did was engage in a hate speech, but because its directed towards catholics thats ok?

[Andy97009814]

@Xollob2 The reason she was included in the show was not to show her criticism against the pope, it was to show the Vatican's reaction to her criticism.

[floresebu]

@Xollob2 If there is any institution on this planet that deserves hate speech it is the Vaticon.....Fuck the Nazi pope and the pedophile protecting hierarchy ... and fuck Rick Santorum.......FUCK LITTLE BOYS AND TELL WOMEN NOT TO USE BIRTH CONTROL....Shut down the Vatican.....

[floresebu]

@floresebu should read the Church fucks little boys and tells women not to use birth control.......................­....

[Xollob2]

@floresebu Right because Islam has never been responsible for the death of homosexuals, unbelievers and the brutal subjugation of women.

Thats why there is no BS show about Islam, because islamic countries have none of that stuff going on?

[MusikCabaret]

I live in italy and I have never heard of her.

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

0:12 Thought that was Buddy Christ in the background for a second there! :D

[SinnFein4ever]

Excellent episode, as always; but I can't believe that they left out possibly the most infamous fact about Ratzinger...

That he was a Nazi.

[PrincessGarnet85]

it's interesting to read of pope's of centuries past, now you think ratsinger is immoral you should read about them.

[92bagder]

the church is also against maturation.... I killed so many babies

[MaQuGo119]

Please put subs in inglish some people can´t understand the accent

[PassTheMarmalade1957]

@ErichoTTA True, but when a teacher abuses a child, the school doesn't usually attempt to cover it up. Believe in God all you want (I'm religious myself,) but claiming that your path is guided by Divinity does not mean it is okay for you to protect a child rapist.

[ErichoTTA]

What Penn and Teller don't tell you is that you're actually 100 times more likely to be molested by a teacher than a priest.

They also don't tell you that Catholics don't believe the pope is sinless or that during the Middle Ages many scientific advancements were actually sponsored by the Vatican, not the opposite.

[CrystalEye736]

@ErichoTTA Giordano Bruno and Galileo Galilei beg to differ

[ErichoTTA]

@CrystalEye736 It's under Wikipedia's "List of common misconceptions". Go blame Jimmy Wales.

[CrystalEye736]

@ErichoTTA Giordano Bruno is on wikipedia too. Go ahead and read what the Vatican did to him for pursuing science and mathematics. Galileo got of easy compared to him, managed to save his own life by convincing the holy see that he didn't believe in any of the scientific discoveries he made, but go ahead and read up on him too.

[FOXGEAR92]

@CrystalEye736 You, sir, get one free internet.

[ErichoTTA]

@CrystalEye736 Wikipedia's "List Of Roman Catholic cleric-scientists". Lorenzo Albacete José de Acosta (1539–1600) François d'Aguilon (1567–1617) Albert of Saxony (c. 1320–1390) Albertus Magnus (c. 1206–1280) Giulio Alenio SJ José María Algué (1856–1930) José Antonio de Alzate y Ramírez (1737–1799) Francesco Castracane degli Antelminelli (1817–1899) Giovanni Antonelli (1818–1872) Nicolò Arrighetti (1709–1767) Giuseppe Asclepi (1706–1776) And that's just the A's

[kingtafari9]

@ErichoTTA any of them still alive? 

[DamonIcke]

@ErichoTTA What you seem to be forgetting is that :

1.Teachers don't claim to get their morality from some divine source.

2. While an education serves a purpose, your bullshit salvation is pointless.

3.There is no Pope(or Secretary) of Education responsible for the worldwide cover up of child rape.

[OscarApollo]

@ErichoTTA Except when teachers molest kids, they're not bailed out and protected from prison by the organization they work for.

[OscarApollo]

@ErichoTTA Also, schools don't arrest people who public criticize them. Just sayin'.

[BuggerOffBuddy]

@ErichoTTA Difference is most schools when they find out a teacher is fucking a child call the police unlike the church.

[prophetic0311]

@ErichoTTA Yes, Galileo would agree.

[superwowie111]

@ErichoTTA

Idiot.

[rokas1899]

@ErichoTTA the fact that there is even a very little chance of being molested by priest means church is useless because it can't hold moral authority

[AdUtrumquePeratus76]

@stefminus Ditto for me. Congratulations on getting deprogrammed. I kind of feel like it is impossible to be completely un-mindfucked. I am not controlled by anger, but I will always feel like I was mentally violated before I could consent or defend myself. I agree, Fuck these cross dressing, sanctimonious, arrogant men, and the fallacies they cling to!

[belegulo]

I dont criticize church because what it did in the past... Germany did a lot worse, but we do not reject it as a country.

[ADrinkCalledFriday]

@belegulo What about all the things it is doing now?

[AdUtrumquePeratus76]

@belegulo Yes, we did,reject them as a country.As a matter of fact, we had to wage two horrific wars to get them to knock that shit off. Germany has been relatively amiable since the last ass whipping, and perhaps the Catholic church could benefit from a similar lesson. Character is what one does when no one is looking, and I have a big problem with the church for how it has acted in my lifetime, and what it has tried to get away with when no one was looking. I know, because I was there!

[runevidgeek3]

@belegulo Germany did a lot worse? Ah no sorry they did nt. History records over fifty MILLION innocents tortured and murdered at the hands of the Vatican. Germany has nothing on the RCC. The Vatican signed a concordat with the Adolf Hitler regime.

They RCC have been at their works for two thousand years and still are. End of story,.

[Gerbu111]

I´m so angry right now. Why people WHY! why would do you something like that? Don´t you have a brain?

[gihunter6]

The Pope looks like Darth Sidius to me.

[antveticaa]

PREACH IT SABINA!

[TheAngrySchool]

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[superdog797]

who else would tap that poontang

[Jorgenitaliko]

Occupy the vatican

[pinkelf6669]

hang the pope

[wp4866]

five minutes prior to watching this vidio i had become a born again christian full of love and compassion for all. now i'm a aggravated atheist once again.

[MrJohndoakes]

@wp4866 "Born again" Christians are Protestant, and hate the Vatican as well (because Catholicism cuts into their market.)

[lilcaravansary]

Maybe people with AIDS and who don't want babies shouln't have sex... Just saying...

[lloydgar01]

@lilcaravansary maybe it's not up to other people to force those with aids and who don't want babies to abstain from something they want to do. this sounds like one of those "people with aids should live on an island of their own" arguments.

[runevidgeek3]

@lilcaravansary You are talking aload of shit, is that worth saying?

[MilkyWayInfidel]

destroy the church

[myautomobilefunk]

Fuckin Church is a pain in the ass of the world .

[Fanouriou]

I love the fact that I visited Rome and I did not see neither the Vatican state nor St. peters. Church.

However if you respect a history of church please see The Cappuccini church.

Not only did they not want money for people coming there, there were only support of the local historical church supporters if you wanted to. I bought as many postcards as I could, but come on. This is a church filled with bones, an interesting historically church.

[carlingskie2]

TAX the darn CHURCH!

[BlahGuyson]

It's so amusing how I can still be so close - a Protestant Christian - and yet still have NO personal, moral, or religious conflicts with anything these two say.

God bless Penn and Teller :D

[TwyztdValkyrie]

Rofl @ pig latin in the beginning.

[joaoantoniodebarros]

Thank you.

[Michael500ca]

Tax the churches and arrest the pope for crimes against humanity.

[Ignorantf00l]

@Michael500ca Lol, taxing them. If only in my country the government would STOP FOUNDING THEM!!!

[elanorflute6977]

@Ignorantf00l If you are spanish, then be prepared for the worst :S

[earlotti]

@Michael500ca F'ing A!