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  • how do you even spell it? Schfinkda?

  • @j0noStrIk3r sphincter, he said is incorrectly. There is 'sh' sound at the start of the word

  • Was that the best line... wow....

  • Too sofistikated for me

  • Brand lwhy is it :(

  • chn9 prob killed him for the next underbelly

  • what type of commy is that

  • I like the character of Carl Williams in Underbelly I know he was a bad man in real life but his character in the show is quite funny until he starts the murdering. A question though and I'm honestly asking not trying to take the piss, was he a bit slow in real life or is it just the way his character is portrayed in the show?

  • @5346278 nah he wasnt slow albeit a massive dickhead for doing what he did although he did run a 100 million dollar drug empire so yeah..

  • @EweTubee yeah that's a good point mate if he had a massive drug empire he can't have been that stupid, it's just the way he was portrayed in the show I guess, saying that I think that it's the same for most of the characters in the program so I suppose it's just the way they're made to look (imo)

  • @5346278

    He didn't sell addictive drugs and the only people he killed where scumbags...and someone that was able to take down the whole Carlton Crew can in no way be "slow" at all...oh, I am friendly, not trying to debate btw=)

  • @5346278 He would have been pretty sharp to organise and order the murders of some of the most ruthless criminals in Australia, or criminals in Australia are a joke, you could perceive it both ways.

  • The best line is when Carls wife is asked she has ever done anal, and she replies "no... it hurts like buggery"

  • Carl willams was stabbed to death in jail

  • @Roxanne4157 Lol....nah he wasnt. Copped it in the head til it was mashed with the pole from the exercise bike ;)

  • @TheGanglandman Oh lol silly me

  • @TheGanglandman rather ironic, he mentions "sphincter" but he gets killed by a blow to the head (furthermore, with an excersise bike; who said exercise coudn't kill you!)

  • rip carlos

  • @hudzup1 Its carl

  • @Roxanne4157 lol i know its carl..

  • Fuck off we have real crims here in australia ones that dont just try to make the news

  • haha do u have the other one where he like yells it

  • sphyncta! LMAO

  • Imagine a GTA game set in Australia I mean the shit out here is worse then saw...uncle got cut up limb by limb...he was alive then gutted slowly..... I forced to witness :| he got what he deserved not telling a full story of it exactly so yeah

  • australia the only country that glorifies criminals, because they are all thick as pig shit and thick criminals are cool, from chopper to underbelly to ned kelly, grow a brain australia

  • @superdavey69 lol ur an idiot every western country glorifies crims. England have the krays movie was made. America have crap loads goodfella's is one and Aus have Chopper

  • @superdavey69 Mate, your country's not so bright either. And they it because it's interesting not because they're glorifying them, and if you haven't notice 50% of your shows are based on criminals. And your country's best known for committing crime, explains why half of your states are so infested with criminals. well done, you just officially made an ass of yourself.

  • @superdavey69 get fucked ned kelly was famous cause he didnt pay taxes to a currupt government, chopper only killed badf people like herroin addicts/dealers and no innocents everytime he went to court for murder it was for a dealer, and our crime is worse than yours ours envolves dealers and if you fuck em over ya dead i know cause ive been around it all my life

  • @superdavey69 so gangsta rap was released in america first, got popular in australia then australians covinced americans into liking it? you wake up the world is run by criminals some politicians some drug lords.

  • Best line?  This is something a person with an IQ of 12 would say.

  • carl willams rip

  • @joeyawsome1 Why are you saying "RIP"? The man was pure scum and you think he deserves the same kind of respect as someone that actually did good in this world?

  • @blade004 he wasnt scum he got shot then took payback if they had not shot him then he wouldnt have killed them think about it?

  • @andrewcool01 Hang on, lets intellectualize this a little bit because you not making any sense. Ok, so if he had not of got shot he would not have killed anyone so because of this he is not scum? Ok, ummm what was he before he got shot? was his trade perhaps a Drug Trafficker? So if you are a Drug Trafficker you are not scum, is that what you are saying?

    Mate, the guy was nothing but a disposable part of the human gene pool and he didn't deserve to live. He was pure scum!

  • @blade004 got to do sumthing to make money if he was a drug dealar does not make him scum clearly you dont know what scum is he wasnt living in the ghettos stabbing people

  • @andrewcool01 Got to do something to make money? yeah, its called getting a JOB! And being a drug dealer does not make him scum? mate, i grew up around scum, i know what scum is and if you deal drugs you are scum, plain and simple, and you trying to justify it somewhat dumbfounds me?

    I know some young friends from Burma that are here learning English for the first time EVER and are investing 3 hours daily into doing that with the goal of working and studying in the future.

  • @andrewcool01 And yet here is Carl Williams, born here, grew up here, went to school here and the best he can come up with is being a Drug Dealer!?? Travel a bit mate, see how those for whom have NOTHING come to this country and build a good decent life for themselves with dignity and self respect.

    I was born and raised here, i have traveled to 4 countries and the more i travel the more is see how pathetic this country is when we fall in love with shit like Carl Williams.

  • brilliant series, has everything. And the cast look quite like the real characters-including the hot lawyer. :o)

  • Wasn't even his best line!

    Easily, when he's talking to "The Runner" about murdering Jason Moran....

    "Do it at the oval."

    "What about the kids?"

    "They'll get over it".

  • carl ... gooone

  • Carls dead!!!!

  • i sense a gang war again.. now that carl is dead

  • @WhichWayDaMakeUpWay why? he killed the moran brothers its just revenge and good business he had it coming.

  • @emoscreamothatme i said i sense a gang war as in everyone trying to get revenge,i didnt say he shouldnt of died. no affence or anything :)

  • @emoscreamothatme lmao dont worry i just got what you said haha

  • no more carl

  • @Mr1nfected that mo fucked is dead woooooooooooooo

  • how the hell do u spell that

  • Hang in there carl you'll be 71 when you'll be eligible for parole!

  • Hang in there carl you'll be 71 when you'll be eligible for parole!

  • not really... he was too weak as a figure

  • man I still can't get over how bad this guy was at acting. Yeah he looks the same but far out, he's like a wimpy dog in this show

  • He acted good.

  • roger corser is stunning x

  • the best line in underbelly is where i think itspaul kalloipisis charchter says to the female lawyer show me your witness box fuck that was funny

  • I'm from U.K. and came across this drama by chance - it's showing in Scotland but not in England so using STV Player online - but after two episodes I'm hooked!!

    Why BBC or ITV haven't picked this up yet is nonsensical.

    This years' 'Wire', I reckon.

  • The best line is the female cop, "I'm sorry you're such an arsehole", loving the accent!

  • stuart bateson is A DOG hope u see this cunt THATS THA REAL COPPERS NAME

  • Hmmm a sphincter isn't an arsehole...an anus is. Although, there's not much more you can expect from Carl Williams, eh?

  • That was a poor attempt to be funny kid, dont be such an arsehole if you want to be all politically correct about it loser, get a life hahaha

  • YOUR ANUS IS A SPHINCTER

  • LOL!!! "your a svincter Owen" LOL!!!

  • technically it`s not a technical name for arse/ass (or any spelling inbetween) hole.. but nice try...

  • thats the best line?

  • haha dont you feel like smaking him

  • nah, best line is by roberta hands down

    'suck my toad jam' (Y)

  • toe jams...

  • Only another 35 years to go CARL .

  • yea, 35 years of bliss... he much safer in prison, trust me.

  • hahah so true ! hed be dead very fast of de out side ! ahaha

  • @peterm3964 he's dead now

  • @peterm3964 Not anymore.

  • @peterm3964

    WELL, looks like your comment aint coming true.

  • Not anymore!

  • @peterm3964 u mean no years

  • @peterm3964 now hes dead

  • @peterm3964 not any more

  • @peterm3964  not anymore

  • @peterm3964

    not anymore...

  • @MonkeySayCheese

    lol yeah

  • @peterm3964 not any more ay?

  • @peterm3964 hes dead now!

  • @peterm3964 to bad he is dead now

  • @peterm3964 Not anymore, he got a life sentence.

  • @x031it30x

    Nope lol hes dead

  • @Bryc308 that what i meant life sentence but sentence was his life

  • @peterm3964 not anymore, he's dead, LMAO!!

  • @peterm3964 he's dead dude

  • @needtoknowmore Check when he posted the comment.

  • @Muff0 So that makes him alive again all of a sudden, fuck off faggot

  • @needtoknowmore Wow, you're a dumb cunt. No it means he was alive when he posted the comment. I'm fairly certain he'd know he's dead, you big keyboard warrior.

  • @Muff0 ahaha buddy I'm sitting here laughing, your sitting there bum hurt sticking up for your boy friend. BYE!

  • @needtoknowmore It's called syntax buddy, use it.

  • @Muff0 it's called a life get one

  • @needtoknowmore It's called braincells mate, same rule applies. Tosser.

  • @Muff0 same rules as russian roulette and would be your braincells all over the fucking wall if I ever got the pleasure of meeting you. GOOF!

  • @needtoknowmore Nice try Wigga. PS you spit like a bitch, lame ass fuck.

  • @Muff0 lol wigga buddy fuck off with the racist shit, what's a racist even listen to hip hop for?!

  • @needtoknowmore How doe's calling you a wigga make me racist? Please enlighten me?

  • @Muff0 It's a racial slur against white people you dolt

  • fucken svincterrrr PIGS!!!

  • haha I'm a cop in Melboune and we get shit heads like that all the time

  • haha i live in melbourne!!

  • that was shit

  • Its only funny when because the cop already said something along those lines to him earlier, why didnt you show that comment 1st. Youve killed a good joke

  • its a tv show not a movie

  • nah umm one of the most popular tv series of like all time dickheadd

  • HI BLU XD LMAO

  • It's not a movie, its a series. THE BEST fucking Series ever created by australia/the world

  • @streetfightermatt i agree dude i fucking love underbelly

  • you bogan

  • @streetfightermatt Sorry mate, but the entire underbelly franchise is a load shite! It's poorly produced and commercially over rated crap! The only real decent crime series based on true events in Australian crime was Blue Murder. Made in the 1990's set around police corruption and organised crime in Sydney! Suggest you watch it before you shoot your mouth off about this bullshit being the best show ever!

  • @BJR1977 i suggest you keep you fuckin mouth shut, before I do a smash up your ugly doofus looking face so much, that you could play the role for the new Freddy Kruegar remake... ROFL...

  • @streetfightermatt Gee, what a well thought out response! Threatening me with violence from behind a computer! What a great username you have, let me guess your some sort of "streetfighter", underworld enforcer! This is a true mark of your level of intelligence and says a lot for your character! All I see is just another 23 year old piss ant, who gets into fights in night clubs! I shall wait for another threat from a far and stories of your fighting conquests in night clubs! Grow up little boy!!

  • @BJR1977

    lmao @ gee what a well thought out response! its true but m8, why threatin sombody over the net with a kickin ? that guys just a we boy who thinks he is hard but probs just a we shite bag when it comes 2 the crunch !

    still lmao @ that comment !

  • @BJR1977 Very well written :) I am actually quite sick to death of all these little Gangster boys that revere the scum portrayed in this series.

    Its EASY to be scum and not hard at all! If you work, study, raise a family responsibly and are decent then THAT takes a hell of a lot more mental toughness than running around with a Gangster attitude, a cigarette, tattoo's and your Gangster rap blaring from your Commodore.

  • @BJR1977 LMAO haha...Dude...Blue murder had about as much bullshit,probably more,than Underbelly did. And that's a fact..!! Blue murder was fk'n grouse....but it was filled with 2 many "what if" and made up bullshit scenes like underbelly did. The guy who wrote and produced it had never even met or spoke to neddy...rodger or any of them lol

  • @TheGanglandman - Judging from your "Champion" user name "you must have been there"! If you must know Blue Murder was based on two books - "Line of Fire" - by Mick Drury and "Neddy" - by Tom Noble through Neddy Smith. Blue Murder was an excellent production that gave a good insight into the staunch police culture and the Sydney underworld! Underbelly was just trumped up, glitz up, rubbish that romanticised scum bags! Blue Murder told a no frills story about a truely dark period in NSW History!

  • @BJR1977 Lol...my "champion" name is because i run a crime channel genius! No reason to try and be a smartarse mate...i was just trying to tell ya. Yeah Underbelly is glitzed up bullshit,most people with a brain knew that b4 it was released..!? As if i didnt know it was based on drury and neddy's books? The same Neddy book that was later proven to be bullshit along with his 2nd book,most stories were true but he changed the stories to suit him. Blue murder was unreal,u clearly missed my point

  • @TheGanglandman I've looked at your so called "crime channel" and the fact that you run it is completely concerning to me! In someway, albeit small, you are contributing to the glorification of these organised criminal syndicates! Just like the Underbelly franchise! In my experiences, there is nothing "romantic" or "cool" about these crooks!! They are sociopathic scum, who in most cases always get caught!! and why, becuase they think they are smarter than what they actually are!

  • @BJR1977 Dude...whatever lol. Thats got nothing to do with anything we were talking about.??? As you'd imagine...i couldnt give 2 shits about what you or anybody else think of my channel. You clearly grew up from a different area of town than me and many others...obviously..!! All im doing is help promote good ol Australia :)

    What'd you expect....me to run a channel full of "oh so great" Aussie retard characters from Home & away or All Saints...lmao hahaha.. Get serious

  • @TheGanglandman Well you obviously you do give "2 shits" about what I have to say otherwise you wouldn't respond with such vigour! How does your channel actually promote "good ol Australia"! Surely there's more positive subjects other than these disorganise clowns! As for my experiences with this segment of society, it doesn't come from what part of town I "grew up" in, but from my professional life! There is no glory in any of this carry on! It's an evil business that shouldnt be glamourised!

  • @TheGanglandman That's the problem with Australia, when it comes to crime drama, we're too caught up in "True events" stories, we can't make a TV show that is created from the ground up using our imaginations.

  • @streetfightermatt

    far from it ! its no that good ! the soprano's was mutch better ! but this is still a good TV show! but not the best by far !

    cahnge ur user name cause u just look like an idiot!

  • @krisMcA82 i agree but you've got to remember that Underbelly was based on real events whilst the Soprano's is purely fictional so the writers have more room to creat better stories.

  • @streetfightermatt Yikes! I hope that's a joke.

  • @SlamDunkStudios the only joke here mate is you...

  • @streetfightermatt Aww, I make sad face :( I'm not saying the first season wasn't enjoyable, but best show ever? C'mon! Check out The Wire if you're into crime shows. You'll forget Underbelly in a heart-beat ;)

  • hahah i love the bit where mad richie come out from the lounge room when the pigs brake in and he comes out with a lightsaver looool

  • whats so good about that?

  • Sphincta i believe.

    Also, there are two more good ones from Series one and two respectively

    Detective 1: "Rich, mate, why dont you just give us a name, huh? You're on parole mate, and we've got you for possesion, so be sensible"

    Richard Mldanich: "Yeah, ok alright, ill give you's a name if you promise to leave me out of it..."

    Detective: "What is it?"

    Mldanich: "...........Elmer Fudd"

    And Brian Kane: "Things must be slow if they've got you jumpin the two up aye?

  • also " ah its detective sphincta, that means asshole remember"

  • LOL. anyone know how to spell that word? Is that a real word?

  • Its sphincter, as in the your actual ass hole muscle!ha ha

  • haha ok thanks :)

  • best line is when Jason Moran goes crazy at Carl then gives him his bonus then turns and says ''.......Merry Christmas'' and walks away. hilarious

  • best line of underbelly hell no

    cop this you mother fucker was the best line from underbelly cause it was acurly real line what brian cane said not this shit

  • The best line is when she said "suck ma toe jam"

  • over and over again non stop continuos repeat

  • best call is....... disregard surveillance devices act 2004

  • nah, best call is "you're shit copper, ya got nothin"

  • hahahahahaha i agree it is the best line in underbelly "your a sphincter owen!" bahahahaha!

  • SPHINCTA!

    \

  • technoman not happy about that call.

    2.4 cop man is staring at this guy thinking....

    Take out the papers and the trash....

  • This guy is a great actor...

  • Later on in the series he shouts out, "You're still a sphincter Owen! It means asshole, remember?"

  • yeah he says that when they're coming to arrest him in the last episode

  • neighbours is one of the gayest things to come out used to be good now its just dragging along like home and away

  • ur mums tits are dragging

  • wow....your cool ya mum jokes are old, think of better jokes before saying them....ok?

  • yours mums old and ya dads better at sucking cock. is that ok?

  • they said

    its the best tv Drama Show in Australia History

  • lmao yer, gotta love carl williams =D

  • I disagree... the best line was in episode 6 when Carl is talking to Dino and Roberta came in. You want chips. get off your fucking asses you fat fucking pair of cock sucking poofters

  • I agree, the funniest line in the series

  • haha yeah her lines are hell funny!

    apparently though the 'real' roberta claims that she doesnt use that language.

  • He looks like a fat Ant and Dec!

  • lol

  • underbelly, episode 1 & 2 will be in my account very soon

  • its good cos its based on a true story!

  • lmao

  • if this is the best line then australian television is in big trouble ... abc should have done underbelly would have been so much better ... look at blue murder ..that was the shizzle!

    undersmelly was fun but i'll give it that ... like home and away but with guns

  • a sphincta is just a circular muscle, we've got em in our eyes too it's not a technical name for asshole, that's why this scene isn't even NEAR the funniest in that awesome show