Japanese talking toilet

[Anthon1996]

What a potty mouth, he's such a shit eater.

[Anthon1996]

What a potty mouth, he's such a shit eater.

[YoussefKhalifa92]

oh my god what the fuck

[Dojan5]

Is that a pre-recorded message, or diphone synthesis? It sounds fairly smooth, but it's talking oddly.

[JahnosSardonis]

QUICK, KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!!!!!

[FromHighOrbit]

This is the scariest thing I have ever seen.

[gunmunz]

Suddenly I don't have to go anymore...

[tal550]

Translation: I will eat you SOUL!

[ZorotheGallade]

Japan had the worst earthquake ever and a potential nuclear disaster, but by mobiliting everyone and diffusing useful information on how to behave in the emergency, within one month everything went back to normal.

In Italy one single fucking ship capsizes, and after a month they didn't even haul it out of there.And all they talk about in TV is reality shows and politics.

In Italy a single ship

[gunmunz]

@ZorotheGallade What does this have to do with the talking toilet???

[gregaaron89]

What the FUCK, Japan?!?!?!

Sincerely, the rest of the world

[macumberledge1]

I like the Japanese toilet that sprays the poo residue from your anus and then dries it with warm air stream..

[HankJwimbleton876]

I will admit, if you're a guy, trying to pee whilst it's talking would be a field trip.

[ColeVecsion]

....what the fuck is wrong with you japan?

[whiskymarko]

how usefull...

[os99]

"Feeeedddd me, Seymour. Feed me all night looooonnggg"

[DoctorMGinius]

@os99 "Does it have to be human? Does it have to be MINE?"

[ZoomLensLabel]

What a potty mouth... I've had enough of this shit... This is making me feel down in the dumps... It needs to quit bummin around... Cause it's REALLY making an ass of itself.... feces

[Vahkiti]

OH GOD IT WAS TRUE. THE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS PROPHECY HAS COME TO PASS. YOU FOOLS. DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE??!

[hadomaru1121]

translation: "HURR HURR GIMME UR TASTY SHITS"

[zeldazackman]

this thing is gonna make the eventual puke after a night of pub crawling interesting

[Anthon1996]

What a potty mouth.

[MsCoolKid247]

Lol wow my brother told me he had a dream that a foot was stalking him around the house and chased him into his bed XD

[camelhound1]

officially cracked

[Esoto826]

Sentient Toilets O.o?

[mslumpyspace]

Cracked

[Zargavoss]

Shit talker!



[mynamehappy]

I want to run up to it. Kick the lid up so it breaks and take a huge dump in it right there in the middle of the store.

[annie10103]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[DoctorMGinius]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH

[fabinhuhmac]

disturbing. lol

[Vheeri]

Is it me or do the Japanese have a rather huge fixation with pee?

[iamanairman]

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, and your toilet starts randomly saying creepy shit like "REDRUM"

[crazysob4801]

all the reason you need to never do LSD in Japan

[StarkOfWinterfell]

Exactly what my toilet was missing!

[TheProtronic]

I can translate this. It's saying "I'm a what? Why did you make me aware like this? I sit here all day and take shit! I'm an office worker who can never get himself fired or rain bullets down on my co-workers before I taste the sweet release of death, which I could use right about now! Damn you! Damn all you bastards to the existence that's my own "living" hell!"

[HCharlatan777]

Imagine if the toilet's designer was inspired by Fate/Stay Night. It would begin uttering the summoning spell right when you start taking a dump!

[NYanarchy08]

Hey they stole this from Captain Underpants...

[Zzyyxxyyxx]

I'm not sitting on that thing.

[ArmandDenton]

Japan, while there are several things one might look for a toilet, the ability to talk isn't one of them.

[malkavianantitribu]

this is the most normal thing ever which came out of japan.

[salpha22]

Pfft whatever, my toilet can speak Klingon.

[Luxo62094]

Cracked sent me here.

[SparkleNom]

I don't think I wanna go to Japan anymore...I couldn't EVER use the bathroom there :o

[wtanoto]

i will never use a toilet something like that.

[Numero103]

lol those japanese think of everything

[forgottenmemories63]

Ah, I just woke up and what a fine morning for a dump..

And to my horror, I find a guy talking to me in my toilet O_O..

[Stephie2007]

only in japan "-__-

[yankam]

wtf i knew that toilets were gonna take over the world one day...

[Ruciful]

Whyyyyyyyyyy?

[phungdinhdung]

cool

[katierood]

SCARY.

but i'm offended with that texas blab of yours because i'm a texan. >:i

[BeakyRed]

look at the bar of controls on that toilet...

[mamabyta]

Toilet:Hey,Hey!

I:WHAT?

Toilet:Don´t poop of my

[cillantro]

I like the idea,it is very lonely when I sit in the john,a talking toilet would be awesome!

I mean without toilets,plumbing and sanitation it is back to the middle ages.So although it is an overlooked aspect of civilization, it is one of the most important(the other being agriculture).Taking toilets where no man has been shoould be their moto ;)...I am sure TOTO will do to toileteries what sony had done with the walkman! ^_^

Great toilet!

cheers

[artin74]

does anyone knows what this toilet says? maybe it says,, plz Just shit In My Mouth and push the flush ,thank you? ....

[TheMrpanda54]

A load of buttons on thats strip!!!!

[jdawg522]

That toilet talks like shit :)

[SaamZanessa]

haha, It's Sooo Crazy XD!!!

I Feel Afraid O.o!!

[bocameltingchips]

Omg can I just shit in peace.

[VamLoveAndKisses]

What does it say when you sit on it?

[slier81]

japanese really like to cre8 some crazy shit

but some of them turn out to be great lols #EPIC

[ShockingFlameOfMW2]

i would liek to dispose rainbows and unicorns~!~!~!~!~!

[cellphonesrock76]

thats freaking scary imagine if u walked into a hotel bathroom, and the toilet was talkin. Jeez!!

[DJBuckCallYo]

STFU and eat shit!!!!!

[B789c]

@DJBuckCallYo hahahaha good one

[Chuckalakala]

Lol creepy

[futureelphie]

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird

[AnimeFanPan]

now that's a talking toliet!

[xhy24]

CREEEPPYYy but its cool

[Darksonicfan841]

okkkkkkkkkkkkkk 0.o I am really scared ok that would be weird if your takin a dump and then it starts talking to you my face would be like 0.o WTF!!!!!!!!!!

[MahBoi22]

I want one...not in my own bathroom but in the GUEST bathroom! Nobody will ever want to visit, it will be GREAT!!!!

[allenyuu809]

this is creepy!! ;A;

[SabRoxUrWorld]

thats kind of creepy

i dont think i would want that in my bathroom...

[popalechee]

So it tries to talk while you try to take a dump? :l

omg... Thats horrible! D: And what about what it says? Does he make like comments or something? I bet he rambles on about random stuff :l

[namf2807]

...Sesame street taken a LIT~TLE too far...

[johnathon124]

lol for some reason i think talking toilets seem much better with a gay voice

[krisha900]

i had a nightmare like this when i was 3

[ASaint0nge]

@krisha900

AHAHAH, that's amazing

[kentcool07]

okay thats creepy

[bleachfan165]

mm sexii

[TheNitromeKid]

this is crazy non-sence.

[rlawndgur]

Lame

[NanaShotgun]

LOL, I'm scared.