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  • WHAT THE FUCK

  • There's no such thing as a 'severe case of taking too many mushrooms'.

  • I smell a cult leader

  • Von Helton, this is the "Reptile Representative" I am here to broker a peace between our to species. We know all about your time travel exploits, "way to buy all those shares of IBM stocks in 1963" anyway we need your help a Native American princess has been kidnapped by our "allies" you are our last best hope, we understand you are the incarnate of "Frank Castle aka "The Punisher" so we think you are qualified for the rescue operation. Remember trust no one and dont drink tap water

  • @SyrinxPriestOf Hahah, nice troll.

  • @SyrinxPriestOf In the case that you actually are trolling.

    If you aren't...well....

  • @Kocynhe dude, who doesnt troll Von Helton, his own mother is the "MVP" Troll

  • this guy needs reported to the proper authorities and taken away for treatment.

    He is a disaster waiting to happen!

  • Oh man this guy is hilarious! Are people thinking this is supposed to be serious? Stop being trolls!

  • YOU THE ONLY ONE TO DO THIS DOVAKIIN!

  • "Screw you, reptiles.....you aint' shit!" Hahahaha, thats the best quote I've ever heard, this guy is a total badass!, what's he gonna do when he finds out his 13 yr old wife is indeed a reptile?! LOL

  • Von Helton, you must not ignore the warning911, the evil Quez-A-Coyote(genious*) is on the move. Set your phazer to stun, as we wouldnt want to injure any pimps or prostitutes that might get caught in the cross fire. Further orders await you, we will contact you "via this chick" so we can round us up some Lucifarians and stop their NWO agenda in its traks. So go to the Manchester County "penny saver" and look for our add in the personals, we are now recruiting, so hurry Von you are our last best

  • Screw you reptiles xD

  • this is the fakest thing i've seen in my life>:(

  • OMG THIS VIDEO IS HILARIOUS!!! xDDD

  • Von Helton, this is a msaage from 5 years in the future, I know why contact you via a youtube video, well time travel in the future involves massive amounts of bullshit to power or ego-driven time modules. Anwyay.....Von Helton we need your help, several time travelers have found the rip in the skein of space time, its right behind your trailer. We will be going thru said portal and recruiting you as a "TIME COP", we have many missions awaiting your Von, please leave an add in the personals.....

  • The skin disease is called Harlequin Ichthyosis. There are youtube videos about it, if you wish. Sorry, no reptilians yet.

  • > :  (

  • im sensing alot of fear and no substance in these comments...

  • jackass maroon

  • "In a world were humans rule the world" LOL oh lord...

  • what a complete idiot

  • As soon as I heard the first line of this vide "In a world where humans rule the world" I immediately realized this guy was half a retard.

  • lmfaoooooooo. I'd laugh my ass off IF he was right, but I highly doubt it.

  • Nibaru, you can kiss my sweet mother fuckin Apple pie, KFC eating ass, Von Helton and Van Helsing gona kick you Ass from coast to coast! East side style. Then am gona get pimp snooky to trick yo asses!

  • that "reptilian" at1:14 is a human baby with a very severe skin condition

    called Harlequin ichthyosis....please look it up and be informed

  • As a genetically bred slave race they did a pretty piss poor job with us. We're not incredibly strong, we're not incredibly durable, we require a lot of food a lot of water and suffer from fatigue and exhaustion. You'd think a slave race would have been bred to to require little food little sleep and be incredibly strong and durable to work harder longer and require less resources. In fact why not just build robots they don't rebel? BS but its funny

  • Harlequin Ichthyosis is the illness douchy bollox

  • @Griffo515 This guy is a complete whack job ...

  • Hahaha oh dear goodness he is CUCKOO

  • LOL "screw you reptiles"....bwahahahahahahhah­ha

  • Someone from the future should have better video editing software...

  • the person who posted this should probley get an education and catch up with the rest of us, think you'll find its a disease not a monster you inbred red neck child abusing hill billy!!

  • what a horrible video

  • Where can I get some of those mushrooms again?

  • DRAGONS YAY

  • This guy must be trippin' on at least 200 shrooms a day.

  • did your hear the hillbilly battle cry "WILL WE SUBMIT TO THESE CREATURES A SECOND TIME?" I think von helton is himself a reptilian. let see no teeth at birth or death, scales, and the biggest clue helton is a reptile, those claws, he runs his slimy bactiria ridden fingernails over his blackhead ridden face, then once they have built up enough funk, he runs his hands thru that unwashed greasy ass hair, then proceeds to deposit this oily bacteria ridden hands all over everything , yummy

  • VON HELTON !! You should call you self the '' SUPPER HILLBILLY HERO'' It would be more fitting for a twisted loser who lives in dream land who thanks he is a true '' SUPPER HERO'' know one here believe your stupid fucking toothless lies we just laught and record your video's to make fun of you!!!! You WHITE TRASH TOOTHELESS REDNECK GOAT FUCKER. and Mouse is one STUPID FUCKING GOOFY Whore good match. Your such a Huge wast of life!!!!!!!!

  • someone has been watching too many movies!

  • you are a dumbass, the baby has a severe skin disease called harlequin ichthyosis

  • Let's just hope they're as bad of fighters as Reptile is in the Mortal Kombat campaign.

  • Don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, do voice overs for videos ever again.

  • 0:55 has the most comforting Quran citation. don't know how it got there but it brings peace to my heart.

  • This guys facial expressions have a strangely Charlie Sheen quality to them

  • in a world where humans ruled ...the world?

  • Лишь кругозор Онотоле, смекалка Чаке и характер Леониде способны разуплотнять ящериков. Спили мушку, Джо!!!

  • you and the guy in this video are complete nutters... that is a human child born with a skin condition called harlequin icthyosis..... stupid pricks

  • If they make a real movie outta this, Harvey Keitel should play you!

  • General Anthony Clement McAuliffe says

    "NUTS!"

  • what Rambo does on this video? .-.

  • Sadly, you just one of their warbot slaves and don't know it.

  • It's true!!! Everybody take heed! I just escaped from the gold mine that the Annunaki had me trapped in!! Take up arms America! The snakes are coming! D:

  • Truth is stranger than fiction..TRUTH..annunaki are real..3d beings like us,from a planet that was thousands of years ahead of earth.They did not create us. LIE! They manipulated our DNA and stripped it from 12 strand to 2 strand,to dumb us down to our true heritage.WE ARE GOD FRAGMENTED ASCENDANT SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF A LIVING GOD..this race was cut off from source through the lucifer rebellion.Yes,it happened, Lucifer,the master deciever,has half the world convinced he doesn't even exist!

  • Too funny! I was just reading about this dude on wiki I think and thought why isn't there a super epic movie about his story LMAO I have a question...Why would giant reptiles need mined materials? That was a funny trailor tho. Good vid

  • He's a fake!!!!!! The video of that baby...it's not an alien Hunan hybrid that is bullshit it,s this lkid that was born with a rare skin condition I think it was in the news a long time ago

  • @chris255N Indeed it was, video isn't met to be totally really! People called that baby a lizard boy, and a demon

    So hey... -.-

  • I like cherry pie...........

  • you need help, professional help

  • I'm a reptile...got a problem with that?!

  • Ur that ugly son of a bitch of that time travel video!

  • What is up with the fat chick at the end

  • @backflopking Everything! haha

  • helton is a farce.! you old nut job!

  • this guy is a fucking idiot that. baby suffers from a rare skin disease potentially fatal he/she is not a fucking reptilian this guy is full of shit and has no morals just an agenda

  • @youngrelleus19 not potentially fatal, that kid is dead, that condition kills everyone who has it usually within a few years.

  • @GarthAbaddon it can be managed i have seen  a girl who was 20 years old with that same condition her baby pictures looked exactly like the ones in this vid

  • DO NOT use deformed children in your bat shit rants. sallyjones22, please remove this video. There are parents all across the world who have actually witnessed the terrible agony that Harlequin Ichthyosis inflicts on new born children. Almost all of the parents who have had children with HI have also experienced the pain of watching there new born die a painful death. I am not easily offended and I rarely will call some one out for being insensitive, that however crosses the line.

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  • Someone watches too much TV!

  • Its called Harlequin Ichthyosis you fucking retard, and its an extremely rare genetic disorder on new born babies. And you, Von, are just a low life crazy who has spent the majority of his retirement on his computer creating a false reality for yourself...wake the fuck up man.

  • @Griffo515 Tysm for posting this. You're one of the few smart people trying to pry the eyes open on the freaking idiots in the world. Thumbs up 4 yewh

  • @YognautBlueerat what sort of bullshit are you on?

  • @Griffo515 yea but if you think deeper where and why new deseases come from its very rational to say some are reptilians others some other creatures! iam not supporting VonHelton or you just sayin me opinion! And the nowaday science still can't do many things and often doesnt understand why someone lives normaly with a diagnos of inevitable death! So no offence and dont listen to others even to me have your own opinion

  • @teo1000t This isn't a new disease (that's how it's spelled, retard) It's just very rare and images of it weren't common until the sudden up rise of the internet.

  • @Sjamsucks еven so that means one in his previous life did mostly bad things and that's why he was born with this desease!

  • @teo1000t Harlequin Ichthyosis causes severe drying of the skin. The dry skin of the face is pulling back and exposing the soft tissue underneath. That's why the eyes are red and bulging.

  • @mateo77ish so what's the cause of this? Its obvious he is cursed

  • enough is enough i have had it with these mutha fukkin reptiles on this motha fucking planet

  • @nicholaswheeler: The baby that is shown on here is not a reptile baby! The child has Harlequin-type ichthyosis also known as "Harlequin baby", Harlequin ichthyosis, cont...

  • @nicholaswheeler: Cont...ichthyosis congenita,Ichthyosis fetalis, keratosis diffusa fetalis, "Harlequin fetus",and "Ichthyosis congenita gravior" a skin disease, is the most severe form of congenital ichthyosis, characterized by a thickening of the keratin layer in fetal human skin. In sufferers of the disease, the skin contains massive, diamond-shaped scales, and....cont

  • @nicholaswheeler: tends to have a reddish color. In addition, the eyes, ears, penis, and the appendages may be abnormally contracted. The scaly keratin greatly limits the child's movement. Because of resultant cracked skin in locations where normal skin would fold, it is easily pregnable by bacteria and other contaminants, resulting in serious risk of fatal infection.

    Not many children live because of the infections. You may want to read more about this instead of passing it as reptilian. -_-

  • @Eternalsummersong GREAT THANKS NOW I FEEL LIKE A REAL ASSHOLE!!!!

  • @nicholaswheeler: Sorry....but I had to tell you. I've seen one of these poor babies suffer and die within an hour. Some can't even eat right

  • @nicholaswheeler: And you are not a asshole....you just didn't know.

  • you are what they have made you. embrace it. And if you found out you had some rep blood in you would you go ahead and kill yourself first?

  • The Bible talks about the Nephelim who descend from heaven and impregnate women who in turn give birth to giants. The book of Revelation also talks about the coming anti-Christ, the Beast, the Dragon (The devil) and the false prophet, who will reveal themselves in the days ahead. The dragon will attack the two witnesses. They will perform miraculous signs to lead the world astray. But these aliens are deceivers and ultimately Christ will return and conquer them at His coming.

  • @MTLministries bible aslo go ons about talking snakes and a boat that can fit 2 of every animal in, so all in all its your dads arse to the lizards and your dads arse to vonholton YA DADS ARSE!!

  • @MrEverydoghasitsday Wow, you make so much sense. Your skills in debating are brilliant. I never realised who I was dealing with, the maturity of your comment astounds me. not...

  • 1:14 is a harlequin baby not a reptile baby....

  • that is a real baby you faggot ugly motherfucker

  • No I did not! You should know how Youtube works..... There are so many different tags that are relatable to only a word or theme of a video you might select. When I browsed at the many negative comments of this video and the actual absurdity of this stupid video I had to respond.

  • SCREW YOU REPTILE! lol

  • WHO RECOGNIZES BELLADONNAS MUSIC AT THE END. ??

  • Annunaki aren't reptilian, if you want to see what an Annunaki looks like look up god.

  • wtf

  • what a bloody waste of time, you sound like a complete crackpot. Idiot.

  • @woolyhairs WAIT WAIT WAIT, you came here looking for a video about reptilian invaders, and yet YOU call this guy a crackpot idiot?

  • hahahah FUCK YEA!!! thiss shit is funny if your high! NO IDEA HOW I GOT HERE but im a LOOOOONG way from hot girls smokin weed lol

  • lol this isnt posted by Von Helton, this is a piss take

  • I love it how many people try to get that cool badass narrator voice that most documentary channels use, with bad results.

    Seriously people... Just breath in some sulfur hexafluoride if you don't have a deep voice.

  • i hope he gets bit by a rattle snake and dies

  • I think you are an idiot Von Heltion

  • You suck bastard

  • what a complete and total NONSE

    

  • haha priceless! this is why TV is going extinct because you tube is way more entertaining!

  • who gives a shit this place has gone to shit any way

  • Ain't nobody going to get Von to work in some mine digging gold for aliens.

    He ain't worked in fifty years and he sure ain't starting now.

  • its this a fuckin joke. keep laughing and eat your damn popcorn.

  • Looks like they're everywhere but Europe. Lucky us :D

  • @mdak91 hahahhaha lol.

  • We are about to turn into a golden age... No darker entities can live in theese frequencies...

  • hahahahA COME AND GET SOME BIG BOY !!! YOU AINT SHIT! CLASSIC!

  • I don't think Von Helson ate any mushrooms, but peyote???

  • I have proof that humans survive at least until the year 5 million AD, i know thats a big number, but I unearthed an ancient document from the future and all of the proof is there, I will say that at some point between now and then we go back to "cavemen" But the leader of the galactic federation gives humans a new technology that saves us. His name is Dr. Remronuel Evans

  • Guns don't kill people. Reptiles from space do.

  • This video is fucking epic. Nice work it was hilarious

  • In a world where humans rule the world and the world is full of a world of redundant copy in the world.

  • it's a disease some baby's are born with, it's not a fuckin human reptile hybrid.... and nibiru doesn't exist... and 2012 won't happen... and elvis is dead

  • that lady at the end gave me the creeps

  • Uh the Annunaki were not reptilian. They were described as being human like but taller. Hence the idea that we were made to look like them. As for the whole reptile thing yeah IDk about all that!

  • that chick at the end is super hot

  • Harlequin-type ichthyosis a rare medical disorder caused by Hyperkeratosis

  • is this a movie?

  • "In a world where humans ruled the world..." - lol

  • This is funny ass hell great video make more pls..

  • Well mankind f**ed up , let the lizards have a go. Silly !

  • niggers?

  • this is not science fiction is medical fact - that baby has a skin condition called harlequin disorder and I am sure must be very painful for the poor child. check it out on wikipedia

  • "This is not science function!"

    Erm, ... Yes it is!

  • i love reptiles

  • has this guy ever been right?

  • you are a very sick man D:<

  • South America AND Brazil???

  • why is that all u crazy mothafkas prolly have a full time job and i cant find one. do me a favor and all of u that believe in dragons and time warps... tell ur bosses all about it tomorrow so theyl fire u and normal peeps like me can get hired. OH WAIT!!!! i 4got.... all u conspiracy ppl work for the cia or some outfit thats so top secret no one knows about it lol, nevamind lol

  • GIVE EM HELL VON HELTON!!!

  • that's a baby with Harlequin ichthyosis. what a moron

  • Wow. So a baby has a horrible genetic disease and you use this as a right to kill who you see fit. Who really is the reptoid here?

  • thats genetics for you.

  • nothing stops reptiles like a bullet to the head, just saying

  • work in the mines..... MINECRAFT

  • This is not a Reptile it is a baby who was born inside out...it's called Harlequin

  • a reptilian baby oh yeah and i live next door with the ninnja turtles -.-

  • @colebowl100 will you have them sign an autograph for me and send me it :D

  • Reptiles huh. Back to masturbation.

  • illuminati are reptilians he's not lying either i suggest you do research

  • another one with the harlequin ichthyosis , for the love of God it's a disease damn it, leave the poor kids alone! Most of them never make it to adulthood.

  • "In a world where humans ruled the world" haha

  • @1:35 It's everywhere and not europe?

  • new duke nukem it seems lol

  • It's called Harlequin Ichtyosis. YOU should be punished.

  • You son of a bitch. This baby deserves way more respect than you have given it. Associating it with a 'reptilian invasion'. How low are you. It's like calling the Elephant man an elephant. It's disrespectful. I hope you go to hell.

  • that babays not a hybred...ya dumb inbred- its a really scary painful skin disorder called harliquin...so go fuck yourself ya paranoid asshole. That baby deserved MUCH better. That baby is HUMAN...assholes.

  • "In a world where Humans ruled the world" -priceless.

  • "screw you reptiles!" lol

  • Can Trailers withstand a class 4 hurricane?

  • Brazil is part of South America

  • Shit, im in that weird part of Youtube again..

  • @lameduckg thats my favorite part of youtube!!!

  • @lameduckg agreed

  • GREAT video my friend i would watch it and give you an Oscr for it hahahaha, but really i am with you, THUMBS UP BRO!

  • so your going to call the human baby who was born with a horrible and real skin condition a reptile you bastard

  • @h68819 The audio is not from that footage,the person who posted this added the audio from another video to this.I question the motives of this.Peace

  • @h68819 glad you said that, this kind of thing really pisses me off, that skin condition is called Harlequin disorder.

  • Okay, I believe you, And I believe in RAID and Chemical warfare

  • why do you have quranic recitation in the background for a non islamic video like this? its not nice and disrespectful.

  • why the Arabic music ????????????

  • You're a sad human being. That's a human baby suffering from a horrible skin disease. Let's hope God doesn't see fit to punish you with it. Just say to yourself

    " There, but for the grace of God go I "

  • @greateridea gods an alien

  • you fucking idiot! he is not a reptilian, he is a human baby with a sad illness called ictiosis lamelar

  • damn! im trying to eat a sandwich!

  • I HAD IT WITH THIS MUTHAH FUKIN REPTILES ON THIS MUTHAH FKIN PLANET XD

  • Von Helton has HAD IT with these MOTHERFUCKIN REPTILES on this MOTHERFUCKIN PLANET!!!

  • @joshwhalen17 LOL!!!!!

  • Sorry to much Hollywood inside - so this is very close to Shit............

  • Didn't know South America and Brazil were two different things.

  • heheheh hah...2:53..lmfao

  • Damn, that retarded bitch at the end freaked me out a bit lmao