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  • I fucking love the massive outburst of laughter at 5:28...gets me every time.

  • Its Cold Out Here!

  • Damn they usually ask for money at the rest areas!

    SILLY FAGGOT DICKS ARE FOR CHICKS

  • "Ma'am your husband is trying to suck strange gangsta cock" hahaha

  • Who's the girl at 8:00?

  • So true. His crazy laugh would make me laugh. Someone else could be saying something that isn't really that funny. All of a sudden, Patrice busts out laughing and next thing you know, I'm literally in tears from laughing so much. I'll miss his laugh and his funny stories and opinions on current events. Patrice was one of the most talented and underrated comics ever. I wish he blew up and became big so EVERYONE could've gotten a chance to enjoy him. R.I.P.

  • @trinity1129 even more than this bit, I'll never forget where I was when he discussed the face transplant lady. I'm a DM for a Restaurant franchise and was making my rounds and pissed a lil in my pants and had to stop at my place and change. Idk if I've ever laughed that hard ever. But that was his gift, his laugh, and that's the biggest loss we will all never hear that great eccentric 1 of a kind laugh again other than what lives on in the Internet!

  • @aalimon1985 believe me, I've caught my share of bashing for that photo. I feel horrible about it bc I'm superstitious as all hell. i was in a semi-serious car accident about a 8 months ago and didn't think too much of it, now idk, its weird. I'm gonna get the photo scanned and put on my twitter soon. Patrice's death hit me hard. I actually took 3 days off from work bc I was just soo down and out. Really Sucks man!

  • still can't believe he's dead....

  • 5 of my top 10 comedians of all-time are gone now. I actually have a picture I got at carolines in NYC about 6-7 yrs ago of Patrice, Giraldo, and myself. Celebrity deaths don't usually affect me all that much, but this one really gets too me. But its like Ron Bennington said on R&F yesterday that he wished for the best possible outcome, however hoped that the stroke didn't affect Patrice's mind. I think that's what Patrice would have wanted as well.

  • @CI219A Man, I remember hearin' this the first time. I'm a truck driver who listens to O& A, and Ron + Fez. I remember I was in Chicago the first time I heard this.......peace+love2all.....­...

  • Just not fair. There's a picture of him and my fiancee up on our wall from his New Year's show at the stress factory. Goddamn shame.

    RIP Patrice...

  • RIP :(

  • Another piece of priceless comedy...RIP brother!!

  • RIP Patrice. A great talent gone too soon.

  • LOL MAYBE THE GUY STOLE THE SUBARU OUTBACK FROM A FAMILY HE MURDERED AND NOW WANTED PATRICES CAR

  • haha i like how they automatic assume he has a family

  • @staples341534

    A giant christmas tree? there's Pussy behind that.

  • What's up man? "It's cold out here".

  • does anyone have the link to Patrice telling the story inwhich he was denied entry into Canada and the border patrol yelled out he had a "RAPE" charge.....any1? any1?

  • Patrice sees the truth after the fact n breaks shit down on how it affect him n everything, everyone else.. da damage done psychologically can b so great but he being a comedian brings humor to it ... he deserve he's own show on cable, not t.v ..too black too strong;)

  • Patrice never disappoints. This is probably my number 3. Number 2 is the threesome, and number 1 is without question the epic story of when he went to prison.

  • Why I don't get an XM radio and listen to O&A in the car...

    Because I would wrap my car around a telephone pole after doubling-over in laughter.

  • opium dude opium i drove for 14 hours on opium after not sleepin for 2.5 days

  • "I let evil go away".... funny sh*t

  • Was that photoshopped or is Norton really that tiny compared to Patrice? ;)

  • its cold out here

  • I love Opie's laugh when Patrice is talking about the guy looking in the window, you know he's truly enjoying this story.

  • @Shargrailar which is exactly what you should be doing instead of making cheesy 1980s family movie points.

  • i dont get it!! What was fuck was he??? I don't understand???

  • greatest story ever.lol

  • What a great fucking story lol, "i let evil go" patrice has become my favorite OandA guest, used to be Louis ck but everytime patrice is on he has a fucking amazing point of view about anything and everything, and is hilarious throughout his apperance.

  • Gangstacock...lol

  • It's always kind of annoying when opie gives someone crap for being dumb

  • 4:50 lol ant

  • Patrice never said he closed his roof. What if this guy tried to crawl in through that?

    He SO wanted the black cock. No questions about it.

    My favorite story ever.

  • whose the first girl?

  • @MasterNacho94 Everyone asks. Taylor Vixen. Put that name in Google videos and say goodbye to all the other things you were going to do tonight.

  • @GuineaJay It thought that was a funny line...until it happened.

    Damn you sir.

  • @GuineaJay nah, she's good for about 2 minutes. Pointless American skank.

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  • @yermomsboxx don't lose your nerve

  • @GuineaJay

    lol...just didn't want to be the dummy with the obvious, one-word comment as the first post.

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