dane cook - monopoly

[jrthefreshmaker]

this is when he was funny...idk about now though...

[redhead363363]

NOT funny. Daniel Tosh is where it's at!

[Felixtoast1]

@redhead363363 u suck donkey nads and tosh is a hick

[MsMayMayMonster]

@eannUnru You just want people to go to your channel.

[MsMayMayMonster]

@LizMealy You just want people to go to your channel.

[Timmy7439]

Freakin funny

[AnimeOtakuist]

Ah, but what room? XD

[marlendreamer]

clue knife lol

[dragonessflight]

I like the other version when he says "pfft" "Fuck this game"

[pressuredcontents]

Hahahahahaha man this guy was genius.

[gayco1]

just wondering but who plays monopoly at 1:30 AM????

[BekahXRoo]

1:56-2:00!!! LMAO!

[TheLifeSource]

when he said this verion it was funnier than the "fuck this game" version.

[mousegirl011]

luv it he's sooo funny

[anica234]

funny as hell

[Laszlo429]

Remember when we dont spam chain-comments about VEVO?!

[asammieawa]

whoever perfers this fool to Mr Chapelle has cobwebs in their underwear

[Lostlove1300]

Such a spazz, I luvs you dane

[samuthius]

i specifically searched for dane cook because i was intrigued by how shit he is

[shadowcrawler001]

i don't get it

[lollerskates101LOL]

Dane cook sucks

[33outlaws]

@lollerskates101LOL "cough" ur a faggot"cough"

[MachineAmbition]

I feel like it starts out sort of clever and then slowly gets less and less so...on and on with endless observations on little pieces.

[Timcookie321]

HAHA this is so true

[guitarist405th]

haha sweet he used that joke in Vicious Circle:)

[cherryblossum99]

this guy makes my day

[gingerisevil02]

I wasn't that amused until he's like ah but what room?!?! Rofl

[vict0r1ous]

idk what ppl find funny about him, most of his "jokes" are just bad anecdotes

[ithinkurugly777]

lol !!!! I QUITE !!!! hahahahahaha !

[MixedMami67]

Funny:)

[MegaRageguy]

144 people like monopoly

[Elliott270]

why did the guy who has the high rated comments say that its stupid i looked dane cook to see why ever was talking about him. who crap he is a bad funny person wow lisen to bill cosby for hummer

[kalinga01]

Dane Cook is BAMF.

[cortflips]

Omg my favorite Internet fights..doesn't anyone understand nobody fucking wins? It's over Internet there's probably a 98.9% chance your never going to even meet. So stfu and either watch and enjoy or go to another video..court dismissed bring in the dancing lobsters(:

[ErynEpilepsyTM]

Lmfaoo.

"Ah We Found The Knife!"

"Ahaaa But What Room?!"

[Cassix94]

People who comment on youtube videos or start chat rooms to rip on successful people need to rethink their lives.

[67steinip]

There were few funny bits in here but the one that got me cracking up was at the end ;D... Still compare him to Gabriel Iglesias i have to give the vote to Iglesias :) but Dane is funny all the same

[rippindrummer666]

what happened to him his old stuff is awesome but i guess he just ran out of things to talk about

[luvthevols09]

thats not how i play monopoly..... i play for 30 minutes then--- BULLSHIT, I QUIT. I SAW U STEAL THOSE 500'S WHEN I WAS GETTIN MY FUCKING CRACKERS, AND WHEN MOVED YOUR LITTLE DOG AN EXTRA SPACE WHEN YOU ROLLED A NINE TO AVOID JAIL. DONT ROLL A NINE IF YOUR NOT PREPARED TO DO THE TIME.

[Reven1ion]

Hey maybe if I tell this story really loud people will laugh

[kaykay20007]

It's amazing how many people waste time searching for Dane Cook on youtube just to blab on how you don't like him...Don't you have something better to do? Like, maybe ride a bike? Or go hiking...

[ChikaLatina4Ever]

All of you who hate Dane , GO FUCK YOURSELVES . :D

[cemiscool]

Hes gets more girls then a toilet seat!!

[dirkschuitsma]

I wonder who is more hated, Cook or Bieber. Anyway..I like Bieber's jokes better..

[TheDashDoll]

if you think this stupid shit is funny, please shoot yourself in the kneecaps.

[HUsolder]

@jackisback18 you could post this billions of times and they still wouldn't go back...theres no point man.

[jackisback18]

@HUsolder 117 people disagree

[HUsolder]

@jackisback18 still wont change the fact that websites are evolving as time passes....

[te11ah]

@jackisback18 Stop bitching, youtube doesnt care about youre tiny complaints. Oh no, no yellow subscribe button?!?!?! Info a few inches from the old position? OH GOD THE HORROR! Get over it.

[19torento]

@jackisback18 This is for the thumbs down you used to be able to give people. Now everything is crappy thumbs up. I want to see some anarchy and conflict!

[FangnclawXD]

@jackisback18 What happened to the famous yellow subscribe button?? I can't sub ppl anymore, but I didn't think that happened to many others.

[Thrashvel]

@jackisback18 remember when you were a faggot?

[TheMachamp09]

@jackisback18 Pepperridge farm remembers

[bidzinov]

@jackisback18 REMEMMBER WHEN YOUTUBERS DINT MAKE MONEY OFF WHAT THEY DID?! shut the fuck up or leave , damn

[omgdonthateonthis]

@bidzinov lmao i was just about to say the same thing. i hate when people complain about ads. we are watching these videos for free, why complain, right?!

[sonic371]

@jackisback18 Remember when commercials were neccesary to keep websites free?

Remember when Vevo has the highest quality music videos on Youtube?

Remember when it didn't matter where the info was, it was still legible?

Remember when the rating system was slightly different

Remember when yellow was more important than white?

Remember when users never controlled the site, they just have a misplaced sense of ownership?

Remember when the internet Che Guevaras posted retarded shit?

[jackisback18]

@sonic371 remember when over 100 people on just 1 video agree with me?

[sonic371]

@jackisback18 They don't agree with you. They agree with that comment, which you copy and pasted. The very ultimate in hucksterism. And they only agree because they are too stupid to realize that if they made youtube like they want it, they would have to pay a fee every month.

[jackisback18]

@sonic371 youtube was always a free site, google bought it for 1.32 billion dollars. It is now worth about five times that and google made so much money from their sponsors that now the make tablet technology and their own line of google powered cars and exercise equipment.

[sonic371]

@jackisback18 What does that have to do with anything? The fact is, a website has to make money for it not to get shut down. Youtube still had ads when it started. but the site wasn't as big, so it didn't need as much. Now, there are millions of users so to remain profitable, it needs more ads. Unless you want to pay a monthly fee, expect more ads.

[jackisback18]

@sonic371 oh i will. But that's still an inconvenience.

[sonic371]

@jackisback18 Free and Convienient is not possible.

[Fan4ManUnited]

@jackisback18 shut up fag

[Nin13666]

@jackisback18 unemployed fags with too much time and an internet connection.

[jackisback18]

@Nin13666 i'm 12

[ArchuletaObsessed]

@jackisback18 stfu stupidass

[Trisscarro]

@jackisback18 remember when vids where only in 360P?

remember when video's couldnt possibly be longer then 15 min?

remember when you could only see the 4 last uploaded videos of your subscriptions?

remember that you didnt have the reccomended for you section?

remember playlists that didnt allow you to skip a song?

the new youtube aint that bad, those ads last only 10 seconds and keep youtube free, VEVO has the highest quality music videos, and the rest is just visual

[Drythe88]

50's were blue if i remember correctly...GG dane

[kingcainjr]

AHH I FOUND IT!!!

-Yea but what room?

[ROZOBRO]

first 50s are not pink thats 5s and second i like monopoly and third this dude is funny

[Leapardfire]

@ROZOBRO I...think the point is that she's cheating with fake bills...ehh, I don't know. XD

[yoshitotem]

@ROZOBRO he means the "pink 50's" are altered fives, with zeros scribbled by the five

[IsaacAndersonTV]

He kinda acted like the freakout kid at the first of the video.

[ForeverTomorrow1]

ok but which room was did i do it in?

[MrWarfare57]

The edited version is WAY BETTER!

[soulieth]

I am new to Dane Cook and think he's hilarious, what DVD is this from? If any?

[SethHesio]

Biggest Douche in the Universe.

[XxHareBearXx]

@SethHesio Your the biggest douche in the universe.

[turnbuckletoys]

@tayahyman - so you want to throwing out personal attacks huh? behind your computer..well if you like dane cook, i guess i can expect that kind of language from you....u really hurt me with those WORDS BOO HOO

[tayahyman1]

my family is way too competive lol they can never play a game without yelling I QUIT!

[turnbuckletoys]

Dane Cook is a hack..Brian Regan is the better comedian...I looked at Dane Cook to see who he was and why people like him...honestly, i didnt laugh once at his act....Brian Regan, there is a funny guy.

[tayahyman1]

@turnbuckletoys bitch ass go suck off!!!!!!!!!!!

[narutofangirl]

Dane Cook is so funny :D People if you don't like then don't bother even looking him up! Look up your own favorite comedian. Don't be stupid be smart!

[tanabanana1214]

ahh now i wanna play cluee!! xD

[MoeGreensRightEye]

Would someone please kick this imbecile in the nuts.

[cappapagoooo]

wait so..if that was someone 2 and a half hours into a game of monopoly at 4 in the morning then they started at 1:30 in the morning? lol

[anonimato1987]

With all my respects dont quit ur day job.

[Kourtifer]

Really people??This guy supposed to be funny????

Last time i checked epilepsy is a disease to be treated not something to lough about.

[MoeGreensRightEye]

@Kourtifer lol

[derobmai]

i was waiting for sth funny so i went and played monopoly deal and still nth ):

[gegenmodernenfussbal]

135 people have a taste in comedy.

[LozzaDee1990]

1,908 retards

[GreenFairLady]

@LozzaDee1990 Funny you think we are the retards, when you are sitting and watching the video yourself. Who's the retard now?

[Crip420211]

dont touch me grandpa shes fucking cheating i hate when ur the banker LOL were did u get the pink 50s grandma

[LaurenNZ81]

funny + hot = dane cook

[emagdali]

thumbs up if you watched this more than 10 times... (the 5 in the row)

[CrossFirepresents]

@youngdrodeau  appearently 1,891 ppl think it is

[youngdrodeau]

Who the fuck thinks this guy is funny?

[classystache]

how can you not shit your pants laughing to this?

[Kourtifer]

@classystache Really dude???Let me do you a major favor...check Louis CK.You can thank me later.

[PsionicConspiracy]

128 people are the only ones who care about preserving the GOOD part of comedy, actually, make that 129.

[F0rkb0y]

this dude is not funny

[IAINTFRENCH]

@F0rkb0y and neither are you

[F0rkb0y]

@IAINTFRENCH I never made an attempt to be funny like this douche.

[GWiifanboy]

He's jokes hahaha!

[PaPeRbOy0626]

Mildly interesting?...that was freaking hilarious...

[88feji]

Mildly interesting ..

[Voodoofreak35]

I only enjoy bits and pieces of his stand up. My Best Friend's Girl was fucking hilarious though. Critics seem to agree that his movie was just plain vulgar and offensive and wasn't really funny. Fuck the critics, that's why it's fucking hilarious! Love the profane and dirty punchlines throughout the whole movie!

[GoFuckATreeXD]

He's okay. But Brian regan, now that's funny shit lol. But he's not that bad I guess

[445happy]

@GoFuckATreeXD AGRED ^ ^

[Mudkip5]

OK, if people hate Dane cook, why the fuck are you looking him up on youtube ass holes? if you don't like Dane cook, THEN DON'T LOOK HIM UP! EASY AS THAT! Say it with me Dane Cook Haters

DON'T

LOOK

HIM

UP

[way2tehdawn]

@Mudkip5 They probably watched the video and didn't like it.

[RyanLikesAmp]

@Mudkip5 shut up cry baby

[lavishlyDecorated]

@Mudkip5 TO SEE IF HE HAS IMPROVED SINCE LAST TIME!!!1! GHOD!

[dirkschuitsma]

@Mudkip5

Dont be stupid. You have too look him up to be able to form an opinion about him. Too bad for you that most opinions are negative.. We are just amazed that people find him funny...amazed..

[Cassix94]

@dirkschuitsma thats a terrible excuse... maybe you should make some friends or get a job instead of wasting your time forming opinions about comedians.

[dirkschuitsma]

@Cassix94

Again, you have to watch/experience something/somebody to be able to form an opinion about it/him/her.. Nothing to do with excuses.. And if you dont like what you watch /experience, why not comment on it?

[N1CK258606]

@dirkschuitsma Simple solution fuckface!! Dont leave your "opinion" if you dont like it!

[dirkschuitsma]

@N1CK258606

Why not? You ehm idiot..

[dirkschuitsma]

@Cassix94

And the get a job, friends thing...come one, that shit is getting old.. you almost sound like Cook here..

[MisterM2402]

@Mudkip5 I had no idea who Dane Cook was or what he was like (I'd just heard *of* him), so

I

LOOKED

HIM

UP

...and I don't really find him that funny; he's just loud and obnoxious.

So really, *you're* the ass for not actually thinking before you post. Dane Cook is too.

[Mudkip5]

@MisterM2402 apparently your the ass cause this goes against Dane cook "haters" since your a first time listener [or probably a troll they always come first] you are gonna probably start drama, so I'm gonna block you like i do most fagots cause you aren't worth the life or time to even bother talking too or even argue with for that matter

[MisterM2402]

@Mudkip5 Apparently*

you're*

you're (again)*

faggots*

to*

.*

People who don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're' "aren't worth the life or time to even bother talking to or even argue with for that matter."

Good day, sir.

[SparkSSBM]

@Mudkip5 lol @ blocking people when losing an argument.

[Mudkip5]

@SparkSSBM lol @ thinking that's it, why would i argue online? that's the saddest thing any person would do over the internet, so think before posting bud, OK? :3 plus its not my fault my comment up there is true

[SparkSSBM]

@Mudkip5 and why is it *sad* as you put it? are you saying we should all believe in one thing and not debate about it? that's a terrible misconception of how the world works. or is it because you are unable to accept others opinions? that's a pretty narcissistic attitude. and you told me to think before i post. but maybe you should follow your own advice.

[jbond5150]

@Mudkip5 to make sure he isnt stealing our material too.

[norske5000]

@Mudkip5 fucking hate dane cook

[cod4gearsman]

@Mudkip5 whats there to hate about him? for real fuck you dane cook haters!

[Mudkip5]

@cod4gearsman ikr? Dane cook is beast and who cares if his jokes have alot of foul language, it makes it even more hilarious. idk why poeple hate him, and even as u said, whats there to hate?

[ya0ish3lly]

Better then being the shoe.

[TheTigerstar88]

i love monopoly! lol but i seriousely don't understand why people don't think he is funny they watch every single one of his joke things or whatever they're called and then people say hes not funny i just don't get it!! he is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! i love him!!

[CheStillFighting]

@TheTigerstar88 Do you actually want an explanation? Or do you just want people who agree with you to agree with you? I'll assume you actually want an explanation. This is as condensed an explanation as I can give.

Do you think Larry The Cable Guy is funny?

What about Carrot Top?

What about Gallagher? (you might have to look him up.)

Well, some people do.

[Fun2HavRound0806]

@oledude123

Ummmm I'm in middle school and I think he's hilarious but now that you said that... Hey wait just one dang minute! What's that supposed to mean, huh? Huh? Hmmm? HUH? HMMM? lol sorry the Real Me was kicking in again. You know. The crazy Stickfigure-pivot-type-videos-­dash-Invader-Zim-dash-Gir-dash­-Meme-obsessed one...

[oledude123]

i think we can all agree he tries too hard. he isnt naturally funny its almost forced, but im sure he is a hit with all the middle school kids

[anjahood1]

omg i thought i was the only one pretending i love monopoly ;P

[Bloodshott17]

Cuz in clue you need to figure out which murder weapon the person used in which room

[Camalulu47]

i dont get the "ah what room" part... can somebody plz explain?

[IBEQ0187]

love monopoly but this guy is really trying to hard....

[dabraham03]

i think im going to stab 125 people with the clue knife o_O

[MrBradyiscool]

he da bomb,jk he the best

[ROZOBRO]

@drpapa26 dude shut up because its not like he can see what ur posting u wanna say it say it to his face not over youtube

[WolfsRainBlue556]

Me after 4 hours of monopoly: "THAT'S IT!!! FUCK THIS GAME! YOU WIN BASTARDS!! UUGGHH!!!" *stomps into room, slams door shut, and locks while screaming*

[chrisv2121212]

@WolfsRainBlue556 Me acting as your parents after you did that.. ready here it goes... your grounded

[drpapa26]

Dane, put on a shirt, get off the stage, get a dayjob and die a lonely, miserable death behind a dumpster.

[passhacker34]

@drpapa26 fuck you hater..if you don't like dane cook then why watch this video!? and ya know what?! im getting sick of you guys purposly watching a vid because you hate it and then commenting like this! and why don't YOU die a lonely miserable death behind a dumpster?! huh?! bitch...

[chrisv2121212]

@drpapa26 just because your not as good as him, raaaaaaaaaaaaage moaaaaaaaaaar

[CHAcoustic]

God damn, he looks so skinny.

[gdoss108]

people seem to either absolutely hate dane cook, or absolutely love him. is there anyone who is just kind of alright with him?

[Marooth]

@gdoss108 NO.

[FaceMan3251]

Gay.... Dane Cook is a waste of space... not funny.... Go jump off a bridge so no one has to hear your extremely exagerrated storys and your stolen material anymore.... at least you gave up on making movies

[fangrrlofnigahiga]

@FaceMan3251 hey, we like him. if you dont, go complain to people who agree with you.

[Immortal1gurl]

Ugh I don't get it… Wut room?

[Humanoidfreak]

Dude, playing this game never ending. It pissed me off at the end that i just threw the board at the wall.

[darklordofkickingass]

his totally right i love monopoly but is a fucking endless game and once i was 4 FUKING HOURS PLAYING WITH MY GRANDA MEN 4 HOURS!!!!!!!!

[bradconley1990]

It's 4:00 in the morning grandma.....you win!

[mommyimacow]

@bradconley1990 Notice how he said, "Two hours in...." then he said "It's FOUR IN THE MORNING!" meaning he started playing a game with his grandma at two AM...

[Dollqueen333]

I've played a 10hr game of Monopoly...I lost.

[tomderbauer]

nah he isnt funny

[911brownsugar]

Aaaaaa. But Wut room? Lololol!

[BPRINC1]

Theyd be like ha we found the bloody knife! ah but what room? Lol thats so classic hahahha.

[BPRINC1]

Thats exactly what i do when me, my mum dad and bro play. i literally get sick of it lol.

[hkbeef]

Absoloutly hilarious

[ibunny123120]

Oh hey look my comment got alot of thumbs up, thanks guys ^w^

[ShavanaSalas]

"I didn't even have a piece. I had to remember where I was."

[Kyle4ya]

I didn't have monopoly what the fuck....

[NiimuraKyo1313]

Police- We found the murder weapon!!

Dane- AH!  But what room?!

[ymistillavirgin]

funny as childhood cancer

[MikeisBigify]

@ymistillavirgin ha ha, isn't that funny? I love when children with no hope die of cancer! ha ha ha ha (hysterical)

[Drummer5197]

I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! She's stealin pink 50's? No!...........Nooooo!

[banjokazooieplush]

shit my pants XD

[mtavares92]

this is not funny..

he delivers a cheap punchline and makes a funny face and that convinces people that he's fucking hilarious.

What a loser

[BukkakeSniper]

@mtavares92 Dane Cook is one of the biggest douchebags ever