God on Facebook - Nate Abshire

[judikerr]

he implied the ending the wrong wasy but now we know hes atheist

[riggsdj]

meh, took what could have been very funny and ruined it.

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

beginning * auto correct is deceitful

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

this was funny.. its just begging to be funny to me when people are like "hmmm delivery was a bit lacking" wow really... relax no one is paying you to critique the joke why not just except how it was "delivered" and laugh or at least listen to the joke and not the delivery.... just a suggestion... what the joke was saying can be important and funny beyond how it was delivered for all you 'this is how to tell a joke 101' Guru's

[Khoreito]

believing in a human like god,or even any kind of "god" is like believing in santa claus....

[kgee3]

just terrible

[SupaAmi]

LOL, good one.

[spookman117]

couldve ended it saying something more clear about more people liking cheese then god

[LtShock]

Hahaha! Nice one xD

[vadiinexbooxboo]

i dont get it.....

[Meloman0001]

Wow...i don't think he realizes how funny that joke could have been (the ending was the problem) - the idea was good though.

[thisissme]

haha, "that's not the punch line you heathens."

[Samshadabam]

hahahahahahahahaha

[ashthegreat]

I found that quite disrespectful and offensive.

[ukulaura]

@ashthegreat no one gives a fuck.

[FrogJon]

@ashthegreat

Oh no... Nobody cares.

[TheJMachine]

@ashthegreat he was making fun of Christians who, despite it saying "thou shall not worship fake idols" they will and without hesitation in most cases. The delivery could have been better but its still funny as I've yet to see a true believer in God.

[LawsonComedy]

@TheJMachine You're right, that's what he was doing. But you've never seena a true believer in God? Maybe you only see non religious Jews and Catholics who could give a fuck. Hang out with a Jehovah's Witness or a Muslim and see how hardcore they get. They're all about it.

[kristen6201]

@ashthegreat i did as well.

[kristen6201]

i didnt like it. I respect his religious, just dont tell me im wrong about mine. beliefs

[JorickHorn]

@kristen6201 You ARE wrong about yours. Only one of us can be right, why on earth not talk about it?

[kristen6201]

@JorickHorn how do you know I'm the wrong one? I'm loving how you're assuming my religion. where do you stand? On what argument? Enlighten me, I would looove to learn from you.

[JorickHorn]

@kristen6201 How do I know you're the wrong one? I cannot. I strongly believe you are wrong. I'm not assuming anything; you insinuated that your have beliefs when you said nobody should tell you you're wrong about them. I assume they are theistic beliefs because that's what this clip was about, and you would not have taken offense if your beliefs did not line up in any way with those being attacked by the comedian.

[kristen6201]

@JorickHorn Do you like getting into arguements over the internet? Do you have nothing else to do? Look, I believe what I believe. You can chose to believe whatever nonsense you see fit. All I know is that I do not care either way. I do not appriciate you prancing around belitting anyone who do not share the same views as you do. Get a life.

[kristen6201]

going back to your original reposted comment, You said " You ARE wrong about yours."

Prove it.

[JorickHorn]

@kristen6201 The truth is God does not "exist for sure." There is no convincing evidence, and evidence is required to inform a positive belief in order for said belief to be rational.

[kristen6201]

@JorickHorn You can go ahead and sit there in your corner and wait for proof to believe in him. But I do no need proof, because I dont need to see him to know that he exisists. God is in each and everyone of us. God is the one good thing that goes alright in an otherwise shitty day. God isnt a person you can see floating around in the clouds genious, hes in the soul. Who knows, he may be somewhere, but for right now, I know hes inside me, and everyone, everything good and loving, and awesome.

[JorickHorn]

@kristen6201 Oh, my mistake. I should have asked you: do you believe in a God? Or do you take the word "god" as a metaphor for something that already has a word? What god do you actually believe in? Because I do believe in the one good thing that goes alright in an otherwise shitty day, but I don't call it god because the word god carries baggage: namely, it signifies a sentient being who created the universe and has a hand in its continuation.

[JorickHorn]

@kristen6201 I want to apologize for my tone, it's not in the spirit of the season.

I believe in the world before my eyes; the one that can be tested and investigated. I believe that which can be demonstrated, and recognize that anything that is not demonstrable is likely not true, by virtue of odds alone. This universe is truly beautiful, and I get a little carried away defending the scientific worldview and rational discourse. I'm getting ready to celebrate Christmas tomorrow with my family,

[JorickHorn]

@kristen6201 and I don't want to create animosity in such a festive time.

[HolliePrimeTime]

@kristen6201 What you said, doesn't make sense.

[kristen6201]

@HolliePrimeTime I'm sorry you're not able to fill in the blank sir. Beliefs was deleted accidentally. Read between the lines next time. People are not always as clear as you'd like them to be.

[HolliePrimeTime]

@kristen6201 I know, it was just fucking annoying to read. If you were a strong enough "believer" you wouldn't be hurt by people questioning your religion. You may be clear headed enough to see that the comedian never said your religion was wrong. Considering that in Christianity, one of the main staples of belief is abolishing the doubt of him, the comedian and his friends have/may have doubts, having doubt however does not necessarily make someone sacrilegious.

[kristen6201]

@HolliePrimeTime I apologize for your lack of patience. I am a strong enough believer. But bashing my beliefs even when im so intact with them is like calling you gay when youre secure about your sexuality. (but i wouldnt know...) or when someone calls you retarded or fat. You'll get offended, will you not?

My only regret is that people like this comedian cannot see God as i do. Im by no means a bible pusher, I hardly attend church. You dont have to go to church to believe in him.

[HolliePrimeTime]

If you had patience before you posted your first comment, you would have made it coherent. Why would I get offended if someone called me gay? That's part of being secure about your sexuality. Plus there is nothing wrong with being gay. If I'm not fat, I wouldn't get offended by someone calling me fat. Etc. He could be an atheist or even Buddhist for all we know, the latter not likely, but not impossible either. Nothing wrong with either view, if you really do "respect" other's beliefs.

[kristen6201]

@HolliePrimeTime i never meant to imply that there was anything wrong with his religious view or mine. Let me rephrase why I posted in first place: I did not like how he implied that there was no God. I also did not like how he belittled God by saying that Cheese turds had more fans on facebook. If he doesnt believe theres a god, he can go on not believing. But making fun of the fact that other people believe in him made me angry.

Im done talking with you. Good day.

[senorchipotle]

@kristen6201... nobody has to respect your religious beliefs. what has your or anybody else's religion ever done to deserve respect?

[kristen6201]

@senorchipotle its not the religion, its the personal attacks that I despise. All I ask is that you respect what I believe, and ill respect yours. I really dont give a fuck on what you or anyone else chose to pray to, or if you're into that stuff, dont pray to. Its your conscious choice. I've chosen mine, I dont need people telling me I'm wrong. What do they know? What do you know?

[ashthegreat]

@kristen6201 Exactly!

[senorchipotle]

@kristen6201... well, i have no respect for religion, so i don't respect your beliefs. i respect that you have a right to them, but you do not have a right to not be offended by what i have to say about those beliefs. i don't care what you say about what i believe, nor anyone else for that matter, because i'm secure in them. you may choose not to listen, but i can shout from the rooftops about how silly your religion is, if i feel so inclined. get over it, and grow up.

[kristen6201]

@senorchipotle ha! Its not a right to be offended.

And you're one to talk of maturity. Look at you prouncing around the internet trying to make people look bad shouting "NAY" to whatever they choice to post. You need to look in a mirror and grow up. Get a life sir.

[Persiana]

Oh my god, was that even a joke?

Wow, so much for comedy.

[ycfeatbn]

I like the punchline like it is.

[elchafa]

I didn't get it... Cheese-what?

[skitzojoey]

lmao "thats not the punch line you heathens"

[WigglyMalmsteam]

Very funny.

[juanmora19910209]

That was hysterical. :D Bravo!

[s38a5t13n]

well this one wasn't funny...

[DjGalm]

this one's a "no no" -.-

[Kevin32001]

@DjGalm Q_Q With your religious bullshit, ok? It's a joke, take it as one.

[Synard13]

@DjGalm why?

[LadyAssassin66]

the ending could have been better

[itsEVERYTHINGme]

i think the line was good but delivery was a bit off