Green Wing - Mobile Phone

[osirinubis]

i remember him! he was in an episode of IT crowd!

[Unwarranted]

When I watched this I almost couldn't stand the Statham scenes, but that was because he made it so real. I actually felt discomfort.

[loudloving]

Boyce in one man two governers <3

[smutekface]

i like turtles.

[themanbadger]

Charlie Sheen.

[Dedokai32]

you're beginning to sound like a tit.

[Dedokai32]

never mind. i uploaded it :)

[Dedokai32]

has anyone got the video, where boyce finally gets owned by some other doctor lol that shit is too funny

[tiaamacheer]

could it be a chaffinch?

[skint0n0minted]

Mark Heap is the bollicks!

[breebw]

Its true though, I have known several primary school teachers, and the are indeed depraved sexual deviants, where any sexual norm is thrown out the window, and they are some of societies sickest perverts.

[jackjohnsonguitar9]

barrage of filth lmao

[DetectiveDeckard]

Hope they make another series sometime, it's amazing :P

[cheeseymenolikey]

what are they like in your depraved world?!

[solarizer]

best character ever dr statham! chiff chaff!

[nutsack325]

"You're telling me a primary school teacher sent you this poorly spelled barrage of filth."

Alan was my favourite character in Green Wing, shame it's not on anymore.

[ardendweller3791]

I am madly in love with Boyce, lol. But Statham is my favorite character :) Brilliant acting.

[HIMess89]

goddamn i love this show (Boyce FTW!)

[jt4ee]

Oliver Chris is hot.

[bzM2bH]

could it have been a chaffinch? stuck in a ventilation shaft?

[alvapossie9999]

twit-twit-twit-twit-twit-twit-­tweee-ti-twooo

Epic :)

[DairyLeeMatt]

chiff-chaff

[righthandgenius]

what are they like in your depraved little world? - class

[mckinz08]

haha who sent you thissssss awfully splet barrage of filth lmao

[delsol00000]

"your beginning to sound like a bit of a tit" hahah

[SecretTheatre]

His character is a little bit less neurotic and weird in this clip, I think. Must be quite early on.

[vivosomuertos]

Boyce is just the best charecter

[forthelonghaul1]

1:01 "can't help it, you've got really masterful hands" - haha

[sunnyallthetime]

It is impressive to me how Heap seems to have aged 15 years between Spaced and Green Wing.

[Asarelah]

The mustache, suit, voice, and body posture really seem be what does it.

[DrakkenWasHere]

Why have I never even heard of this?! Man...I'm such a deprived kid...

[TequilaKitty86]

Mark Heap is such a brilliant comedy actor. Just watched the TV Lizards sketch from Jam and now this clip. Cracks me up!

[stratomaster136]

Statham's body language is incredible...just perfectly acted

[Samage89]

Watch Spaced ;)

[Th1nkFastOrElse]

Yes Mark Heap is an amazing actor :D

[tetejambon1]

I would piss myself if something like this happened in one of my lessens!

[shizzlingbaybees]

he is unbelievably funny

i wish there were people like stathem in the world

[Richdrum]

your beging to sound a bit like a tit COME HERE

[Richdrum]

like the way hes explayning then he goes ohhhh went the phone goes

[jonnygno1]

your begining to sound a bit like a tit lmao

[transferXmofts]

This is like a British version of Scrubs!

haahha

:]

[stratomaster136]

transferXmofts:

No, just no.

[Kayzeegee]

Blasphemy.

[ScarranHalfBreed]

No. Bad boy. Go to your bean bag.

[yazzmino]

Haha "poorly spelt barrage of filth" :d

[idnekl]

i can't actually explain how much i love dr. statham and boyce!!!

i wish green wing had carried on for longer it is amazin

[chris170b]

chiff chaff chiff chaff . . .

you're beginning to sound like a tit

[keetsmay]

poorly spelt barrage of filth!!

hahahaaaaaa

[wackpp]

statham; twit twit twit twit twit twit tweee twooooo.......

[rumvodkaf1]

Mark heap is a comedic god!

[RabidLentil]

he sure is! if you haven't already you should watch him in spaced!

[beashubird]

brill=]

[indiechick06]

i love the way boyce goes "could it have been a chaffinch.. stuck in the ventilation shaft?" as if it's really obvious ahhahah

[mattgreen64]

yeah indiechick exactly. dr statham is so bloody funny

[CarolineTodd]

"What are they like in your depraved world? Lol love the way Statham says that.

[barnskiano]

i love the relationship between these two

especially towards the end of the series

[DanielQkillerD]

yea its a really gd storyline... even tho its gay lol

[bov1984]

He couldn't play statham any better for his part, the guy needs a fucking oscar, absolute legend!

[Marillionmad]

I no! Mark Kemp his brilliant u should see him in larkford to candleford his a really good actor makes me laff so much in this his my fav charcter

[PunjabiFury]

His name's Mark Heap actually. Check out Spaced, he's v good in it. It's got Simon Pegg and Nick Frost as well. Top stuff.

[Marillionmad]

I know sorri i new it was something like that just couldent remeber. his good in larkrise to candleford as well

[xblondeinthecornerx]

yep sorry luv it is wrong...

lol

[jonk1982]

Brilliant! This scene is one of the best from the first series, IMHO.

[JJbelle66]

is it wrong to think this scene is actually quite hot?!

[mattmaloneypresents]

"chif chaf? chif chaf? chif chaf? chif chaf?"

briliant! more of mark heap please.

[smokeytoasty1]

alan's timing combined with his nervous disposition, creativity and wit make him undoubtedly the funniest character ever and comparable to none.

[SpikeXtreme]

he was strange in Spaced and equaly strange (but funny) in Green Wing

[JPGoss]

"I wnt u - you with a you, very clever"

Legend, is Mark Heap

[EOC14]

series 2 is good aswell wen statham ses de poem bout de pigeon! soo funny

[20xnickix20]

Boyce and Statham rock - hahaha :D

[tomnirv16]

can someone tell me what episode it is that boyce gets a cartoon image of alan having sex with a man onto the hospital wall please?thnx

[walshly]

'you're telling me a primary school teacher sent you this barrage of FILTH' the man is a legend!!!

[lozza4211]

green wing is fab! i always look foward to the alan statham and boyce scenes because they're just so funny.

[indiechick06]

"twit twit twit twit tweee tawoo"

[scottiebee1972]

genius.

[spuddy998FCUM]

Hahaha A primary school teacher

[JessicainSwedenhere]

Lovely, hihi-

[ganzobenstehn]

I love that scene. The whole serie´s great!

[ertdfgcvb11]

lol mark heap fucking legend funniest guy like ever!!

[trogdorkilah]

assume the position lol

[Kael2450]

Yes it was a kind of chirrup

[moonmagic]

chiffchaff

[guysbitch]

"chirrup" Love this scene!