OMG this is the best show and the funniest this is like my 20th time watching every episode again and again 3 years ago i started watching this show, and this is still funny like the first day i started watching it. lol desk part was so funny
The IRS like the Federal Reserve are both illegal institutions. There are lots of information out there also in the form of documentaries which proves the IRS is a fraud organization. The income tax is illegal. Free Sherry Peel Jackson.
You can watch the 3 hour documentary The Money Masters on Google video to learn about the IRS and the Federal Reserve to learn how money is created and Sherry Peel is a former IRS agent who got locked up for refusing to pay taxes.
does anybody know how a guy with thick hair would go about being able to make his hair look like tommy's, if that person's hair has been thick his entire life??? is it possible to make it wavy or is that something you are born with? what supplements, if any should be used? if anybody knows, and is willng to tell me, i would really appreciate it.
Sally: Listen! This is what we're gonna do. He comes back in, I break his neck. Then we make our escape and I snap everyone's neck from here 'til we get home. There's no way they'll catch us!
What kills me about this fantastic cast is they would do almost anything for a laugh...and they were always dead on. On the other hand, I read Lithgow was considered for the role of Dr. Lector. As brilliant as Hopkins was...I actually think Lithgow would have been even creepier. See the episodes with "Evil Dick."
lol yeah i love how when harry says because we're aliens and then dick says that is the conclusion and the way hes so sarcastic when he thinks something is so obvious. absolute legend hehe
Wow, Mary must make great money to be eating crab legs for lunch!!
TypesALot 4 months ago
I think Tommy and Harry are so brilliant in this episode.
Nobody297SRS 5 months ago
"Sally, bump your 4 o'clock. I'm not gonna battle faceless and hostile government forces with this unsightly fuzz on my neck."
"I was right here on Earth, as carbon-based as the next guy."
John Lithgow is the unlikely but definitely insanely funny comedian!
derailedbicycle 8 months ago 3
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derailedbicycle 8 months ago
"march 20th 1994" was 8 days before I was born XD
funnycreep 10 months ago
Dick running away at 3:05 HAHA
And yeah @themack355, what college dean just sits in their office and eats cracked crab, she's ballin' Albright.
codymrowland 1 year ago
Mary sure knows how to eat
themack355 1 year ago
Tommy :123000 can..6000 below violation of the federal law...10 cent in michigan SIR
Harry: WHERE I was in a COMMA.................SER....
ramzi45 1 year ago
michigan is 10cents a can right now XD
funnycreep 1 year ago
OMG this is the best show and the funniest this is like my 20th time watching every episode again and again 3 years ago i started watching this show, and this is still funny like the first day i started watching it. lol desk part was so funny
simerpreet11 1 year ago
When Harry comes out at 00:13..."Hold on Doll, I've only got 2 hands.." the audience went nuts!!!
TypesALot 1 year ago
You'd think the women waiting for their haircuts would hear them shouting to no end about how they're aliens! :L
Awesomex80s 1 year ago 5
am I crazy or is that the coolest kitchen table?? so 1950's. I want it (except with all blue chairs)
happyhead64 1 year ago
lol harry says "i think she looks like a whitch!"
MomosBlossom 1 year ago
Dick: Oh I was just as carbon-based as the next guy.
gravyfunky 1 year ago 5
1:11 LOL
Xzarla 1 year ago
in a coma?! lol
CRAIG02170 2 years ago
3:43 - Priceless Harry! OMG! He acts like every male hairdresser I've ever seen!!!
TypesALot 2 years ago 8
the whole hair salon thing is priceless
FarrenfollowsBen 2 years ago 3
The IRS like the Federal Reserve are both illegal institutions. There are lots of information out there also in the form of documentaries which proves the IRS is a fraud organization. The income tax is illegal. Free Sherry Peel Jackson.
realrasmckhaile 2 years ago 5
I'm sorry but I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Care to elaborate a little?
TJCID22 1 year ago
@TJCID22
You can watch the 3 hour documentary The Money Masters on Google video to learn about the IRS and the Federal Reserve to learn how money is created and Sherry Peel is a former IRS agent who got locked up for refusing to pay taxes.
realrasmckhaile 1 year ago
7:56
I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING
MovieGremlins 2 years ago 3
people need to just start killing IRS agents and we wouldn't have these problems.
chaserehn 2 years ago
I was right here on earth....as carbon based as the next guy!
hahaha epic
shootcocacola73 2 years ago 2
OMG tommy and harry are sooooo good at sounding gay!!!!!!! love it <3
absinthelover420 2 years ago 45
i love tommy too :)
lissiebenedic 2 years ago 9
lol i love how harrys like, because we're aliens! and dicks like "that is the conclusion yeshvbofhof" or whatever he does haha!
and i love how after dick says "i hope you burn in hell mary albright!" i love how mary is just like carrying on with what shes doing lol
xThexWhitexWolfx 2 years ago
i know I love how she's so used to Dick by now that she's totally unruffled by his outbursts. :-)
amalou1 2 years ago 5
1:12 LOLLLLLL
tvheartache 2 years ago
The scene where they keep making stuff up is hilarious!
TheRealist137 2 years ago 5
"if i go down - you going down with me, I hope U burn in hell marry allbright!!" ..hilarious xDD
xlife123 2 years ago
Would you like some mineral water while you're waiting.. ahahahahaha
drtymac 2 years ago 4
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does anybody know how a guy with thick hair would go about being able to make his hair look like tommy's, if that person's hair has been thick his entire life??? is it possible to make it wavy or is that something you are born with? what supplements, if any should be used? if anybody knows, and is willng to tell me, i would really appreciate it.
deionBUMPEDirvin1994 2 years ago
I hope you burn in hell, Mary Allbright!!!
MetzgermeisterxR 2 years ago 5
"Ohhhh trust us darling were just trying to give you a little shape, i mean you have a lovely neck here and nobody can see it"
I <3 Tommy :)) he tickles my pickle!
yamdigger16 2 years ago 43
Tickles my pickle...
That's sounds kinda dirty...
3rdWorldRckr 2 years ago 17
:P it's supposed to be. Hahahahah that's just how Tommy makes me feel...:P
yamdigger16 2 years ago 19
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if ur a guy...shut up. if ur a girl...keep tlkn lol
jk31213 2 years ago
hahaha well i dont actually have a pickle :P
yamdigger16 2 years ago
"We are aliens." They didn't believe me when I told them I was one.
PhantomDog 2 years ago
Harry: Do you think he knows?
Tommy: He definitley knows!
Dick: It was you with the flank steak!
Sally: Listen! This is what we're gonna do. He comes back in, I break his neck. Then we make our escape and I snap everyone's neck from here 'til we get home. There's no way they'll catch us!
JohnMacnee 2 years ago 18
Let's call that Plan B.
3rdWorldRckr 2 years ago 15
"Let's call that plan B"
lillott96 3 years ago 4
i hope you burn in hell, mary albright!
lol
fabuloussabre 3 years ago
I love how the audience claps at that
MrPie455 3 years ago
I think they clapped b/c that scene was so funny and brilliant. Haha, it was absolutely hilarious.
3rdWorldRckr 3 years ago
Well of course, but they make it seem like they're clapping just 'cause Dick told Mary to burn in hell. It makes it extra funnier
MrPie455 3 years ago
Oh gotcha. Haha, Dick was brilliant in that scene.
3rdWorldRckr 3 years ago
I love Harry and Tommy as the salon assistants, so funny! The black clothes, the mannerisms, spot on.
oliverclozesoff 3 years ago 2
MI is 10 cents a can not 5!
Pansy1980 3 years ago
wsh i was that happpy when i saw how much i have to pay each year hmmmmmm ha
yorkandpomona 3 years ago
What kills me about this fantastic cast is they would do almost anything for a laugh...and they were always dead on. On the other hand, I read Lithgow was considered for the role of Dr. Lector. As brilliant as Hopkins was...I actually think Lithgow would have been even creepier. See the episodes with "Evil Dick."
Snapepet 3 years ago 3
I got this on dvd. Great how Sally says my former hometown of Stuart Florida!
barryorange 3 years ago
Yesforgod'ssakeharrygetwiththeprogram!!!
Darkknight475 3 years ago 2
It's also hilarious how there always so scared of getting exposed as aliens when almost no one throughout the series suspects them lol
icerad519 3 years ago 7
I love it when Dick overreacts. It always makes the episode for me
icerad519 3 years ago 6
lol yeah i love how when harry says because we're aliens and then dick says that is the conclusion and the way hes so sarcastic when he thinks something is so obvious. absolute legend hehe
xThexWhitexWolfx 3 years ago 3
One of the best episodes ever!!!
Thank you soo much!!
*LOL*
OllieJonsson 3 years ago 6
You guys say that about every episode.
3rdWorldRckr 3 years ago
That's cuz its true about every episode... >.> lol
BekurahToshin 3 years ago