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  • dude you should deff sell those shirts in green.

  • @671airsoft go fuck off motard

  • @cookiechief1 I like a t-shirt love your videos so damn true. Fuck the hater!

  • @187SERGEAN7 You make me laugh!

  • @JuggernautInfidel So true a hate garrison I rathan stay oversea than deal with the shit back in the state. No one fucks with you over there and if that did alot of Marine in my unit went condition 1

  • @jvtaveras I didn't the same thing. But make sure you use all the VA benefits that entitle to you.

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  • I could not stop laughing at the mustang comment. That and "dropped your glowstrap."

  • Draw Better YOU CANT WORK AS HARD AS A MARINE IN A YEAR THAN THEY CAN IN A DAYUSMC Semper Fi

  • This just shoes how fucked our nation is heading towards. Go head guys stay home smoke weed drink beer go to work complain about it go home and same shit. You'll probably say the Marine corps is like this to but You can't tell me the Marines didn't give you anything out if it. no one forced you to join.

  • It's always the dirtbags that can't live up to a standard that bash the Marine Corps like this. My brother in law is one who shares the same feelings toward the Marine Corps. He loved it until he got fried for crashing into a woman on the freeway because he was drunk and in uniform. He got what he deserved! And then from that day on he cursed the Corps for his own stupidity.

  • I served many years ago, (Vietnam). I must admit, a lot of this stuff is true, (ha,ha). I guess some things never change. I was called down to headquarters in Da Nang one time. I was told to stand outside until called because I was so dirty. That's the infantry for you.

  • @187sergean7

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    give it 6 mo. to a year.

  • 187SERGEAN7 dude 17? in DEP? you cant say shit, I was in 3rd aabn for 4 years as a 1833, that sucks.

  • mustangs so fucking true!

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  • I was 0311 from 03-07 I wish i could go back in time and kick my own ass!, I dont know what people are crying about. I think these movies are funny!!

  • All of you brainwashed fools. I hope one day you can grow a brain in your head to think. If you are not brainwashed, you might be to immature to understand the BS that goes on. Reguardless to where you are stationed in the Marines. Learn how to think for your self. If you don't who will? Also if you let someone think for you. They will make a decision that will benifit them only.

  • @Alex198395 Well said. Thanks for your response.

  • Say or do any of the shit in the video in front of a marine I dare you cock sucker its people like you that most of the public hates come out of your moms basement and get a life your mom probably wishes she got an abortion and just so you know it's the marines that protect your freedoms like to say whatever the fuck you want so show some respect.

  • @MrBudha98 go away kid

  • I'm 17 years old and im currently in the DEP and i personally think your videos are dumb id way rather be a Marine than some guy who sits at home and makes these videos, one thing i dont think you realize though is that some people actually like the USMC lifestyle. but by the sounds of it i bet you were a fucking dead on Gomer Pyle at boot so whatever. have fun trying to be a wanna be youtube star and i like to see a real life video of you talking to a current Marine like this...Asshole

  • @187SERGEAN7

    Lmao 

  • @187SERGEAN7 I was actually very well liked, and did equally well in boot camp and in the corps. I care not for being a youtube star. I made these because they were fun to make. You're not even in yet, you haven't earned the right to talk like you know. And I've said this to plenty of marines, and all I get is a handshake and words of agreement.

  • @187SERGEAN7 Hey I've got an idea, when you've been in for longer than a year and have the most remote concept of what the marine corps is and what it is not then speak. Until then don't even think that its your place to talk like you've been there to people that have. Seriously fucking check yourself... Asshole

  • @187SERGEAN7 Kid you're not even in yet. Most of what he's saying is true or funny and this is coming from a 4 year now EAS'd (thank God) Sergeant having been meritorious to every rank but the last and had a pretty stellar record. Nevertheless there is truth to this video and humor lol. A marine would have to be in denial or brainwashed not to admit it.

  • @187SERGEAN7 Pt. 2 Although I would have to say they apply more to the garrison side of things, cuz on deployments even though you still deal with a LOT of nonsense, you're at least finally doing what you trained for for so long.

  • @187SERGEAN7 WOW... like... holy shit... wow... Asshole.

  • @187SERGEAN7 ... yeah I would refrain from sending strong comments to people who actually served there especially since you are not even a recruit yet. For those of us who actually have served this is precisely how marine corps life is. There are times where you have lots of fun and create great memories but that can be done anywhere. Also notice the way motards or retards...same thing... often list the ONLY two options in the world are either be in the corps or be fat, on the couch, doing dope

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  • Lol these are all so accurate..... and alll of these damn boots need to shut up..

  • When you want to verbally attack someone while calling them an idiot, try not to load your paragraph up with multiple spelling and grammar errors. I didn't give anyone a bad name. You're representing the Corps by posting a public comment that looks as if a six year old wrote it. Every time I respond to one of these, I try not to use big words because I know how that can disrupt a Marine's thought process. Now go field day and call it "Serving your country".

  • @cookiechief1 Lol 411 days left for me and i cant agree with you more.

  • 3rd class Pfters are good at making videos

  • @cwood4ever how long have you been in the marines?

  • @08frijam I was in from

    2003-2007

    did only 4 years

  • WOW WTF

  • Fuck you dude.

  • @BanzaiLUKE "You ate such a disrespectful shithead" WTF is that? WOW you sound like an idiot & then you turn around & tell him to use his brain. lol Wow you actually believe that shit "everything they make you do serves a purpose" Wow dude you are a typical brain-washed retarded motard go jump off a bridge you moron & stop giving real Marines a bad name

  • @BanzaiLUKE Only pussies get out of the corp? HA the biggest pussies are the ones that reenlist, they can't function in the real world so they stay in, rank up & abuse their rank cause its the only place where they actually can tell pl what to do cause if they tried that shit in the civy world they would get their asses handed to them. I would know cause after I got out I went to my old plt sgt just to talk he tried rank shit on me I told him to fuck off & like a lil bitch he did, lol you motard

  • @EpicWin1812 He is not tring to make good Marines look bad, he is just pointing out all the dumb shit. You should use your brain if you got one.

  • hey man whats the program u used for making this videos?

  • yup evrything is true on that video, nice job man, i got 8 months and half left and cant wait to get the fuck out, my freedom man!!

  • dude this shits halarious. cant wait to get out

  • Yeah I remember when I was a young motivated devil, I think the epic turn around from motardation to rational thinking came when the SSgt had me sweep a path from the COC to the hooch in Fallujah. (goodness did i just give away a technique to the enemy?) A little while into executing my task, I started yelling in my brain WHY THE FUCK AM I SWEEPING THE FUCKING DESERT IN A COMBAT ZONE?... It's true 99% of the Corpse sucks, but it's that 1% u can't find in the civilian world, it's been a good exp

  • Pussy yes Videos yes

  • yeah man these videos bring a lot of good laughs when i feel like im going to lose my fucking mind. Security forces is fuckin garbage. anyway keep the videos comming dude, there much appreciated on my end.

  • PFC Castanon and lcpl Peralta say fuck the USMC!!!!! this shit is fucking retarded!!!!

    but foreal though we love your videos dogg

  • If you watch jaws backwards its a movie about a shark throwing up people until they need to make a beach... yup im a lance

  • @cookiechief1 hey zettler went to the brig again fuckin worse then before man glad im fuckin out now semper dgaf

  • This Vid is awesome broseph keep 'em coming. 

  • s-stay out of sight

    K-keep a low profile

    A-avoid higher ups

    t-take your time

    E-enjoy yourself!

    Young fellowbellowwoodsmen... Just remember skate and u ll be fine.... There is light at the end of the tunnel!

  • The amount of crap they give you, you could probably do 100 of these video's... I think the gunny that chewed me out for leaning against a wall did it for me... Or maybe the Sgt that made everyone turn around and run back up the hill to go home because we weren't walking fast enough? Failing field day for grease on my barracks door lock was fun too... The list goes on and on... Good shit though

  • lmao!!! amazing! this one and the second one are my favorites. good job. I love the Marine Corps but this stuff is so true....ESPECIALLY ALL THE FREAKIN MUSTANGS! You're not a real Marine unless you have a Mustang! LAME! :)

  • Whoever makes these videos jsut because u couldnt make it in the marine corp and didnt try ur hardest, (being a poug)dont be made because u couldnt make it in the core.

  • @MrRucknroll Its Corps, not core. Not corp. its Corps, even the dumbest Marine knows that.

  • @MrRucknroll Its Corps, not core. Not corp. its Corps, even the dumbest Marine knows that. As of your input, (which doesnt matter) you were never a Marine. You know shit. If you're gonna call Marines out and call em poge or saying couldnt make it in the Corps, you BETTER know how to spell fuckin Marine Corps. A core is the center of an apple, a corp is corporation. A Corps is a smaller, stricter, elite body of highly disciplined troops. Every REAL Marine here would agree with me.

  • @BoyishlyCuteBritYank lol. Semper Gumby bro.

  • when I EAS, and people from back home tell ask where I've been for the last 5 yrs. I will proudly tell them I was in a comma. Pretend that this was all just a bad dream. Pretend this never happened, and never talk about it.

  • @anmlmthrm60 o man I spelled wrong on YouTube. Your right. I guess I'm too dumb now

  • 44 days until terminal =]

  • @shawsk113 ya i know but im becoming a officer so im sure it wont be that bad

  • @DataRteDkiDs

    It's 'an officer'. Not 'a officer'. Shouldn't you learn to spell before you get a commission?

  • @DataRteDkiDs

    It is still bad. My Lt. hates his job and talks as much shit about the marine corps as the rest of us Lcpl's, Cpl's and Sgt's. He doesnt even let us salute him and makes us speak to him as if he were the same rank. guess you could say he's a realist and not full of this marine corps bullshit

  • @7cwalser I wish I worked for your Lt.

  • i liked the first videos but after i read that you talked guys out of joining... you must have had a preety shitty experience that made you hate it so much. what was your mos bulk fuel?

  • If it makes sense in the Marine Corps... something is wrong.

  • you are a genius. i would get a t shirt buuuuuttt im a poolee haha

  • @DataRteDkiDs pay attention to the video son.. dont fucken join go to school... hell you wil have a better life a mcky ds no joke

  • @DataRteDkiDs yeah don't. keep saying the marine corps will only get better. Thats the only lie that recruits and marines alike have to keep them going.

  • @wutownwrassler yea bro i feel ya but i got no where else to go. im failing school

  • Love your stuff man! i've got 2 1/2 years left in my "sentence" Keep em coming this videos are dead on.

  • Fuck yeah. Its good to see that someone isn't brainwashed by the bullshit thats fed to them I can't wait for usmc animation 5

  • killkill kill! lmao

  • LOVED!! IT! If I knew you were posting peoples names and careers. I would have gave you my professional title. My highest rank was a E3 ^_^. Went back to college finishing my degree. I got a private contracting government gig. I make $70k annually. Here is the kicker! ^_^. I work at my last duty station. Underneath the commanding officer of that base. Lifes a trip is it not ;)

  • @cookiecheif1 must of been a mistake, but funny stuff though. keep em coming. stay green motivater. semper fi.

  • Man I'm glad to see someone tells the truth about the marine corps

  • @cookiechief why did you remove my comment?

  • I didn't think I removed any comments?

  • @cookiechief1 hey man ima a young marine myself and these videos are spot on i cant stand the fuckin corp, its full of power hungy motards whos dicks get hard when they chew someone out, and fuck all these rules and regulatoins they make no fuckin sense. why are you late, i had to get chow, fuck your chow you dont rate to eat. WTF

  • IF ANYONE WANTS A SHIRT SEND ME A MESSAGE TO MY INBOX AND I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO GET ONE.

  • @cookiechief1 wish you could get me one that said Army on it. different terminology, same old bullshit.

  • @cookiechief1

    I want a shirt!

  • @cookiechief1 I got about 7 people at work who'd love to have a t-shirt. best to your work.

  • IF ANYONE WANTS A SHIRT SHOOT ME A MESSAGE IN MY INBOX AND i'LL TELL YOU HOW TO GET ONE.

  • hahaha the stick guy at the beginning police calls the 4. I didn't expect that. awesome vid! plus I love the intro song. It wouldn't have been as good if you sang over actual music. Mouthing the tune was perfect! haha

  • Mustangs!!! LOL !!!!! LMFAO that's great!

  • I won't lie, whether ur 0311 or not, enlisted or officer, low rank or high rank, moto or not this shit is funny and spot on.

  • haha This shit rules! dude will you sign my usmc animation shirt before you ship it? It's the black one with red text so if you could, could you sign it on the back in white? Thanks...

  • Not a problem man. How big you want me to sign?

  • @cookiechief1 you should MAKE IT HUGE! lol

  • Hey it's Katie! we talked the other day. Thanks for the shirts! oh and my boyfriend apparently got in trouble for wearing his on base! lol

  • Lmao awesome intro. But the audio is always extremely low when the animation is going on.

  • are there really shirts?! this is amazing.

  • yep. they are actually selling to.

  • @cookiechief1 i want one. where can i get it?

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