New chav employed on BBC news

[Angrylupo]

shit

[LunayyKayceeau191]

hêhe_âNý_gùys_wåÑt_tó_chAt_wÍt­h_mE

[BROOL23]

Umm I feel sorry for danny, oh poor danny boy!!

[EvanandJake]

you fuckin joker

[05harbro]

Bloody hell this was pointless. Posh kid, trying to be funny. Failing. Please don't abuse, he is not worthy.

[69penisman]

Just because u didn't script this lame crap doesn't alter the fact that u r indelibly marked as a retard for posting it-the negative comments are definitely necessary. However, I found the fish and chip rap hilarious-pause not yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah-retard. I wish Fiona Bruce had killed u rather than vice versa (u obviously think saying that makes u a hip gangster or some shit-the comments show that no one else agrees) so that every else could be spared this godawful shite.

[manyobbo456]

what a fucking waste of time

[padua2006]

Good use of 'chromakey' (Colour Separation Overlay) ! :)

[lolnoyou]

lol funny shit :P, why is everyone givin u shit lol i thought it was quite funny

[mdbrfc]

jew

[binladensassassin]

looks like a jew

not a chav

[legendkil111]

this is beyond terrible. I'm going to go out on a limb and claim this guy isn't actually a chav. Or a good actor. Or indeed funny. Good luck getting a girlfriend/friend/right hand...

[xW4RDYx]

u look 5 years old..

[youngrichie]

I wish Fiona Bruce was there instead of you. Does double G stand for double gay by any chance

[mxboi21]

OMG I AM IN TEARS! why didnt u tell me that was my car??

LOL

[Bayram1000000]

yeah like you could ever drive a car

[gilorules]

Well, it's a pretty simple concept: I pass a test; then I can drive.

[Bayram1000000]

@gilorules well by the looks of you you'll never have the inteligence to pass that test

[gilorules]

There's two 'l's in intelligence

[lovecowboy]

@gilorules Owned *High Five*

[Killerbabyseal]

this sucks

[jonomurphy3]

acting's good give ya that :D

[traceyrmj2]

"xG XX 2xG

[traceyrmj2]

Are you "xG?

[R0Chapman]

I was pissing myself laughing ! Well Done ! X

[thepod96]

Love how you delivered "Fiona Bruce ain't here because I called here" xD

[thousandsOFviews]

@thepod96 he said because he killed her not called her.. and this video is utter shit

[alyabyevvictor]

xDDDD NICE xDDD

[davimurph]

poor Chromakey, but good parody

[RTMuffinProductions]

funny fail?

[primarkopolop]

nah just fail

[QueenSource]

One word; retard

[baxter22071990]

dayum bitch this aint good

[hassanane]

what an absolute pathetic dick!!

[reo0088]

What a fucking joke, do you get bullied?

[minglemonkey]

damn lonely nerds!

[allanispro]

this is just crap. Maybe you should have thought of something funnier to say. Or acted more similar to a chav. Sorry it's just crap/

[jackobie1234]

this kids fukin cool dnt care wat man fink

c.RAVEN!!!!

[56RAFcoventry]

Was this video meant to be funny?

[greenleeds20]

seriiiously,, hes not even a chav poor attempt

[omNOMinator]

I have nothing to say.

[spence2171]

plz get this vid the fuck off utube

[Cormac123456789]

Suck my cock u english fagg

[booshaddict1990]

you call this person a fagg but you're the one asking him to suck your cock, you really are fucking retarded arent you ahaha

[scotlaand]

fuck you ya wee prick , i hink we should all start some sort of massive thing tae have this kid indetified and stabbed , whos in favour ? we will get him on the real news soon enough sayign "can you identifiy this wee prick ? if you can turn him into sky news get a t-shirt , you get a fiver if you fucking kill him"

[gilorules]

you don't need to write in stereotypical scottish and call yourself scottish even if you are, because basically, you sound like a moron. It's 'you prick,' not 'ya wee prick,' try and learn correct English before making ridiculous comments.

[sinistrotrocas]

how you made this??

[gilorules]

green screen

[spence2171]

fuckin hell ur a fuckin cunt go get a fuckin life i hope u get stabbed 14 times or shot wid a shootgun 8 times

[gilorules]

LEARN PROPER ENGLISH:

eg. shotgun, with - not 'shootgun' and 'wid'.

The only reason you hate this is because it documents your day to day lfe accurately.

[ColdDev4]

Didn't even smirk.

[gilorules]

That's cos you found it hilarious, yeah?

[ColdDev4]

Yeah, its cause I found it hilarious.

[ARROWSMITHH]

This is a load of shit,

this is the least funny thing i have seen in my life

go home.

[gilorules]

.....I am at home. Don't use swear words as adjectives as it is derogatory and shows a lack of intelligence.

[69penisman]

@gilorules Incorrectly identifying nouns as adjectives shows a lack of intelligence (the noun is this pile of shit u have produced) It is so funny that u have not only shamed yourself by producing this heap of bloody stools but then have tried to make fun of people for their use of grammar and got it wrong. I would agree with Arrowsmith and tell u to go home but it's probably better suggest that u go and walk under a bus.

[69penisman]

@gilorules P.S u fag, Arrowsmith is actually using a metaphor if u have learned that in preschool yet. It is actually quite apt given that your video truly is a pile of shit

[Wilmott1992]

i think its funny

[gilorules]

Thanks, this is the first positive comment I've actually received.

[69penisman]

@gilorules I wonder why that is? Maybe its because your video is worse than vagina dentata

[beavislufc1]

wat a pile of wank can u plz make urself luk a prick in ur house not to the world

[jamesy4894]

Oh this shit really is awful. Get back to watching Dead Ringers instead of pathetically trying to recreate it.

[gilorules]

Go away.

[Cormac123456789]

Fucking Shite

[gilorules]

Stop describing yourself and think a bit more positively.

[scotlaand]

who the fuck do you think you are ?

let me tell you why the pharse i use to describe the guy with no life in this video (you) , - ya wee prick , is better thasn you prick.

ya = shorter way of saying you , also how it sounds when people say you in glasgow , visist the palce you english fuck.

wee = a common term used by SCOTTISH people , always will be , you english fannys say we shouldnt say it ebcause its not proper english ? who cares its wat we say.

prick= no explanation needed

[gilorules]

Who am I? Giles Richard Gear

YES I know what 'ya' means, but when you write in English eg. An exam, you don't write 'ya' you write 'you!' Come on, keep up.

I KNOW WEE IS A COMMON TERM USED BY SCOTTISH PEOPLE, BUT AGAIN, YOU DO NOT USE IT IN WRITING. It is slang and a colloquial phrase, which are not used in formal writing.

So yes you can use your phrases, I'm all for that, but you don't WRITE them down, that's just stupid! If I was posh and said, 'What what?' in a sentence I wouldn't...

[scotlaand]

what do you mean don write them down ? this isnt a exam ? stop preaching to me like your some kind of fucking english teacher , this is youtube , slang is acceptable , normally more acceptable than correct english , also when people here say WEE it comes naturally sometimes i dont even know im writing it , its that natural. now lets not divert attention awa from the point this video is not at all funny , and very .. very annoying.

[gilorules]

...write it down!

So please, reply intelligently

[GADDMAN8]

scotland suck!!prick

[gilorules]

Put perfectly

[Austerers]

this vid is poor.

[thegreenmanofnorwich]

I get what you were trying to do, but it does rather lack polish. You're not that chavvy and that fish and chip rap goes on rather too long. Try again - practice, polish your performance and you'll get something people love in the end.

[bebill2]

Chav is quite direspectful to be honest being a traveler myself and seeing as I don't act like this fool or how travelers are depicted to act.. yer..look past the stereotypicial view of travelers

[gilorules]

chav and traveller have no link whatsoever!

[bebill2]

Seeing as im a roma gypsy and traveler links to that and seeing as chav is in the roma gypsy langauge i think it does.

[thegreenmanofnorwich]

Generally, it's argues in modern linguistics that "chav" actually has a number of roots. While one of them is Roma, it's not the only one. In any case the word "chav" is commonly accepted to have been disassociated with Travellers, though I can understand why you (bebill2) might be irked at its use.

[gilorules]

I think you're a moron

[69penisman]

@gilorules But everyone else things you'are a moron ya wee shite

[TuRdSandwitch18]

chavs dont say suck u ignorant pig cunt from hell

[7677890]

almost there. Not quite good enough to be hillarious so it misses and gets a bit embarrasing.

[nbciren]

crushed cars being crushed

never :O

[haterman123]

what is wrong with you your a fuckin idiot

x

[robbaslob]

Good comment, could do with a bit of work on the grammar - 'you're a fucking idiot' not 'your a fuckin idiot'

[cutterschoicenotmine]

fuck off and die, cunt.

[DeeDee0x]

chav? lol.. more like geek

[techn0sailer]

why is everyone giving this video suych bad fucking comments, and any comments complimenting a getting fucking thumbs down

ITS A FUCKING JOKE GUYS, some kid having some fun, why you lot think thats so bad

and well done mate, i thort it was pretty funny

[tuce1241]

Such a mindless idiot. That has to be one of the worst videos i've ever seen, n ive watched nearly 7000.

[sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

Ha yeah I did find this funny, good job.

[r0fflec0pt]

Haha thats actually quite funny. Well done dude!

[WhatAFuckingLiberty]

HAHA

[SparrowisSexy]

Do you have any clue what a chav LOOKS like? lol

[weestooo]

thats funny as fuck dude :L yas! love it! :D

[jimmyass]

shit mate

[fr3d420]

encore! bravo! you are the greatest!... (just kidding, please kill yourself)

[schmiess]

kill yourself now fag

[Skankkz]

balls

[kooora18]

Absolutely crap. SHAME ON YOU!

[Quoccy]

what a cunt..

[BORNwarriorMMA]

phlegmendoitchinretard!!!

your a fucking knob

[channel2309]

HAHAHA....

NO, not funny

[PTSHP01]

twat

[Tescok]

what a loser LOL

[stantino2000]

i don't know who's more sad... me watching it or you making it...

[schmiess]

him making it =(

its really funny how retards like this have THAT much time on their hands

[HTprods]

lol funny. liked the fish and chips song and the crushed car.

[metalix666]

Shoudnt you be outside shouting at people from a distance and runaway when they walk in your direction?

[trema006]

the title was good and promising and i enjoyed reading it. however i do not believe the video itself was worth commenting on as it was very poor. for that reason i have decided to not mention it at all

[abgreen12]

GOD

[DaleAnthonyScott]

Hmm...don't usually comment but erm...poor...?

[EmosLastKiss]

Haha, i thought it was actually quite funny :]

Guys leave him alone it's just a video.

[hanbanxxx]

cant say tht was the bes thing ive seen on youtube and im being very polite here

[noshindaz]

How embarrasing. fish and chips song? wot a load of crap

[Pattonash]

fuck off

[ef2000luca]

you need a life

[JoeDetected]

Oh dear...

[Acorbietto]

This is shit and you are a fucking idiot.

[UtdWorldClass]

The sad effects of bullying.

[friendgray1]

rubbish and he is not in the slightest chav...

[RAYOFLIGHT1992]

fuckin timewaster bint

[usrtwopoint0]

This is crap plz delete.

[deathmetalman24]

shite

[luvinurmother]

poor sad little kid

[HyperRaiden73]

well a bit funny in some points in its own ways. but when you have seen it, it can never be unseen

[rockerdale2k7]

fuck me thats wasted 2 minutes 25 seconds of my life

bummer :(

[Ed0c]

Take out anything to do with dead ringers in your tags you prick.

[pangbounre]

what a waste of time

[JKCocklington]

this is rubbish

[stevewc90]

What a nerdy little faggot, any kid that has a hoody (like most do) no matter what make theyre branded a ned. fuck off.

[confuzzleman]

im really sorry but this is really really bad.

its not even funny, and that boy is hardly a chav, you should come down to south east ,London for a bit; then you would realise what they are.

[maccactm]

lol

[so1993]

what a waste of time :~(

[gilorules]

ur a waste of time

[so1993]

I am a fucking waste of time, lol have you seen your own videos?

AT LEAST I HAVE GOT SOMEWHERE! not like you, acting as if you can act, its stupid you dont even look or sound like a chav. The video was also done quite shit.

SO spend ur time doing something ur good at!

[gilorules]

erm...this is a bit of fun. u like an american girl who is not even a celebrity that you fantasise about and wish u were mildly famous. what do u mean u have got somewhere? on youtube...??? WOW, thts cool!

[so1993]

Let me think lol do you know who i am? Ur retarded.

[gilorules]

yeah ur some freak that lieks raven just cos u have no life urself

[so1993]

Sorry to disappoint you but i am raven.

[gilorules]

eh...no ur not. she wasnt born in 1993 and youu should watch MY raven vides, cos im RAVEN BITCH

[so1993]

I dont need to explain myself to you, some of us have got a Job! and can act.

So1993 = never was my account till now (Took it off a fan)

So get a life, and do something you can do. Not wasting your time being a dickhead. Dont question people and live life to the max.

And with that added, i know it was hard getting bullied in school but live with it if you need help go on oprah!

[LeeTheOneManShow]

Dunno why I'm getting myself into this argument, but ah well!

'Ur retarded.'

'Not wasting your time being a dickhead.'

'but live with it'

Doesn't strike me as the words of a girl like Raven. Not saying I know her personally but yeah...

[gilorules]

exactely, see the FAN of raven is not fooling anyone, and why is she going into denial that she is not just a fan and the real girl?

[gilorules]

for the last time, stop pretending ur the fat american actress just cos u know you wont do well in life. quote, 'official raven youtube FAN CLUB.' not person. she wouldnt be sad enough to do tht!

[so1993]

I didnt say anything, i am not going to waste my time any more. And there are something i dont need to prove, ur just a usless homless bum, who thinks he is funny and has no life but to act as if he has been ever so hurt.

[gilorules]

for gods sake, at least reply with grammar that makes sense! 'And there are something i dont need to prove.' That's not even a sentence becasue it's impossible to understand what your saying! Have some english lessons, 'Raven,' then you can talk to me, ok!

[so1993]

WOW shock i forgot a s!

[gilorules]

AN s actually, and a lot more than just a letter

[Andweallsayoh]

Actually, as S isn't a vowel, it was correct in saying a

[EvanandJake]

no, because you pronounce "s" Ess (E IS A FUCKING VOWEL)

[WhereAreTheCarrots]

I get why it's meant to be funny but you didn't manage to pull it off.

Sorry.

[metalix666]

Your not a chav your an arsehole...

[marmadukeslady]

why wasnt the fishy rap in the album chart show!!!

xxx

[gilorules]

Check out the sequel to Chav in BBC news...

[69penisman]

@gilorules defintely not doing that-people only normally watch sequels if the original is decent-your original was shit-yeah yeah yeah-fish and chip rap-go and kill yourself.

[02scopse]

u stole 2 and a half minutes from my life and i would like them back

[koski316]

wank

[wonderfulkeithfloyd]

You did a very good job here, I think.

[gjn300]

Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?

[zacstop]

You've got a career choice kid...McDonalds or Burger King

[gilorules]

you've got a personal choice....get friends and shut up or just die

[AbcFunkyMunky]

He aint no chav

this is pathetic

[modjo667]

i agree

[paddythetinker]

this aint funny

[gilorules]

you 'aint' funny

[SmileyDeaths]

this was so shit the smell could choke a donkey

[gilorules]

.........ok

@gilorules no, your vid is defs