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  • That is just an assortment of things that make me uneasy.

  • Dayum I get sidetracked. I was watching RHCP videos 30 minutes ago.

  • KILL STEALING LIKE A BOSS

  • More like stealing the flytrap's food...

  • is that what rescue is? I should rescue some paper bills from my local bank.

  • It looks more like it was like eating at it......

  • They both die together

  • mantis:i got you bro

  • It looks more like, it was trying to scare it lol scarifice it to the venus fly trap. Ha ha I'm going to drop you , jk, oh you almost fell, jk.

  • Praying Mantis- I rescue you!

    Bee- Aw thanks.

    Praying Mantis- And now I eat you!

    Bee- WHAT??!

  • i saved you no i have da foods

  • lol kill steal

  • @NevermindTheGame fly trap gets the assist, damn mantis gets the game winning kill cam.

  • i was immediatly reminded of cliffhanger when i saw this

  • Yea he sure was saving the bee....saving him for himself...yummmmy

  • I had a pet African manits years ago and she loved bees more than anything else in the world. I would let her sit on my flowering hibiscus and she would eat 6 or 7 a day.

  • 1minit after this video... mantis eats bee lol

  • Bee : Bzzz~

    Venus : Yeah...just a little closer...

    Manuts : *SNATCH*

    Venus : FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUU

  • I don't think he was saving him when he was eating him lol

  • Mantis: Now let me just get you out of there with my mouth...

  • The mantis didn't rescue the bee!! Did you capture that mantis or just buy it as a pet?

    mantis: im hungry

    bee: bzzzzzzzzzzz

    mantis: look food

    bee: ahhhh im gonna get eaten by a venus flytrap

    mantis: snatch

    bee:thank you sir

    mantis crunch

  • If by 'rescues' you mean eats, then yes it did.

  • The mantis was probably eating the bee, not saving it from the trap --_--

  • @bobschneeify Thus the quotation marks... sigh *face palm*

  • I SAVE YOU *NOM*

  • I got here from Skyrim... no jokes frostbite spider killing tactics are a helluva good way to end up here

  • And then the mantis eats the bee itself :)

  • when i first look the video i didnt see the mantis, i guess the same happened to the bee.

  • sharing is caring!

  • Plant: you stole my kill..... you *#£&@*!!!!

  • "YOINK"!!!!

  • MANTIS!! you are supposed to be in the jade palace!! what's gotten into you!!

  • "dont mean to pry but could I borrow your bee"- mantis

  • i rescued your bee, but i eated it.

  • looks like the bees's prayers were answered.

  • Bee really screwed himself over o that one...

  • nek minnit eats the praying mantis as well

  • that venus fly trap got "ksed" lol

  • mmm honey

  • saved?!! more like kill stealed from the fly trap

  • they wre probibly best frends

  • that plant got REJECTED

    

  • mantis: gotcha

    bee: LET GO OF MEEEE

    mantis: stop kicking meee

    bee:put me down

    mantis: vey poor choice of words

  • Lol mantis didnt rescue that fly... He eating a delicious fly yum yum

  • Bee: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,,, heeleeeeeeeeeep

    Mantis : Nooo, here, grab on let me save you

    Bee: bzz, thanks man you save me li... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Mantis: Hahahah, nyom, nyom, easy pickings....

    ....... in the distance

    Bee: bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,,, heeleeeeeeeeeep

    Mantis : Nooo, here, grab on let me save you

    mwahahahhahahah

  • rescue my ass lol

  • its eating it not saving it

  • @plants1199 REAAALLLLYYYY

  • @plants1199 OR WAS IT! TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT WHERE ITS HEAD IS!

  • @plants1199 it saved it FROM THE VENUS FLY TRAP. then it ate it. sometimes there are cricket's in my bearded dragon's water bowl and the dragon saves them FROM DROWNING by eating them.

  • So much for being a good Samaritan...

  • lol

    

  • Define rescue.

  • Bee: Oh boy thanks dude-AAAAAUGH!

  • Mantis: i'll give yu two choices either die a slow painful death or let me bite your head off

  • :P

  • id be really thankfull to be rescued if i were that fly...

  • the only "rescuing" it is doing is feeding itself the easy way. lmao!

  • Hes not trying to rescue the bee hes trying to get his meal from that venus fly trap.

  • Out of the "Venus Fly-trap" frying pan... Into the "Praying Mantis' maw" fire.

  • "Rescue"? Not much of a rescue, if you're going to eat the one you "rescue".

  • where do you live? i can never get my venus fly traps to live long :(

  • Bee-HELP!HELP!SOME ONE SAVE ME!!!

    Praying Mantis-I'll save you!!!!

    Bee-Oh thank you!!!Now I can return to the-HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!

    Praying Mantis-Well..Down the hatch!!!!

    Bee-NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

    Praying Mantis-Nom nom nom nom nom.... Bee-X_X

  • Lol the praying mantis stole his food

  • You have the coolest backyard on the planet.

  • @gamblemadman Thanks.

  • @jpachter1 was it your own pet mantis or do you have loads of wild ones where you are?

  • @Vullerakk It was a wild mantis.  Usually, I don't see any. But for some reason there were lots of them around during that 2-3 week period.

  • Bee: Thank you... AH WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    Pray mantis: Im eating you

    So he did not save the praying mantis mother fucker

  • Fly Trap: mother fucker i been here all fucking day watching this fucking bee hovering toward my sweet sent and here u come and fucking ambush it and eat it not to mention right on top of me

  • MIND = BLOWN.

  • isn't a praying mantis poisonous yes or no and if so will they bite a human if they have to

  • @MrChaos010 no they are not poisonous, and no, as far as i know, they have not bitten people, thats as far as i know anyways :/

  • That didn't show anything

  • Praying Mantis: Also known as the Chuck Norris of the insect world.

  • @Toxicgoth  Toxicgoth: also known as a troll

  • ITS JUDGE MANTIS FROM MAD!!! XD

  • Praying Mantis, To awesome to get caught in a Venus Flytrap.

  • KS LIKE A BOSS

  • @toonsliverspider correction : KS LIKE A BUGGSSS

  • this is a bad day for the bee....

  • We are so screwed when those fuckers grow legs...

  • Hmm. Would I rather get nibbled to death or corroded by digestive acids?

  • Mantis kill steals V Fly Trap Mantis wins for 1:0

  • KILL STEALER

  • this is how it began...

    bee: lalala (gets trapped in venus fly trap)

    praying mantis: OH HELLL NOOOOOO!!! 

  • STOLEN KILL

  • Wow, amazing footage, thanks for posting.

  • how the fuck did we go from a mantis to democrats?

  • Wow, that is one badass bee!

  • i think it would be funny if the mantis's head got caught in the trap and we just see his legs flailing around kind of cartoon like :x

  • @jims72 Who the fuck are YOU to decide which kind of medicine people want to enjoy?

    (tobacco for you, pot and alcohol for somebody else)

    And you're just as bad as the rightwing conservaturd Chinese and North Koreans: support violence for extreme nationalist causes, when they already have the power, but not for JUST causes, like ending factory farming.

    Then you should fucking support outlawing MEAT, which forces torture on BILLIONS of animals.

    Nobody FORCES anyone to take drugs.

  • @mphello you are convoluted in your thinking.Fortunately people can see through your twisted web of lies and deceit.Your kind is few and far between so take a hike.if you dont like this country so much move to cuba pinko!No one says you have to stay here!I am finished with this conversation as i have better things to do then banter with an uneducated yahoo on topics that far outreach your mental capacity.good day to you and GOD BLESS THE USA!

  • @jims72 You deserve to be shoved into prison for life in Saudi Arabia.

    Meat-eater breeder anti-environmentalist anti-atheists are unpatriotic anti-American subhuman scum.

    Nobody says YOU have to stay here. I am the FUCKING GREATEST THING IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIFE.

    Infinitely more important than your shithead family and friends. So, STFU with your childish "I'm done with this conservation" shit, when NOBODY asked you to respond to me.

  • @jims72

    Any radical who gets a bomb and blows up and kills every fucking conservative Republicrat and Demopub in the USA and blows up the prisons in the USA to free all the prisons and blows up the factory farms to end the holocaust of needless meat-eating and uses justified violence for the poor is a PATRIOTIC SOLDIER WHO FIGHTS FOR FREEDOM AND JUSTICE.

    You're an ungrateful piece of shit.

  • @mphello

    Outlawing meat?

    lol, seriously?

  • Venus fly trap = Republicans

    Preying mantis = Democrats

    Bee = stupid typical American voter

    Bee: "Well, I gotta choose the lesser of two evils!"

  • You got that backwards!The democrats could never represent the intelligence and diligence that a praying mantis has.No, democrats are more like the fly trap always looking for a hand out!

  • @jims72 Democrats are practically geniuses compared to retard republicans.

    Both are evil and deserve to be killed.

    Republicans do NOTHING but freeload: TRILLIONS of dollars in corporate welfare, bank bailouts, that all go to do-nothing nonworking lazy CEOs.

  • @mphello who was it that raised the national debt to 14.2 trillion the democrats.who was it that was in charge of Fannie Mae and Freddy mac Barney Frank a libtard democrat.what two presidents when asked about are known as the two worst presidents in history between both parties?Obama and Carter both democrats.Who shoved a health care bill down the peoples throats when the public clearly said we did not want it the democrats!Do you see the trend?Smart i think not. Genius far from it!

  • @jims72

    Who was it that raised the national debt to 14.2 trillion with wars in Iraq and Afghanistan? Republicans.

    Ronald Reagan. Who continued giving multibillion dollar bonuses to corporate CEOs? Republicans.

    Who keeps taking wealth from the poor and giving it to the bankers, allowing THEM to print money from ourselves, obstructing ANY laws on banks? Republicans.

  • @jims72 Who keeps destroying this country with continued inaction on anthropogenic global warming (AGW), forcing future generations to foot the bill, which will get only triple with time>

    You see the trend? You see the facts?

    Who keeps blocking Socialists, Communists, Green Parties from ballots? Who blocks any change in ballot access laws? Republicans.

    The bad thing about Demos is they are conservative and suck up to conservatives. They are not liberals.

  • @jims72 Who keeps a colossally unjust war on drugs going, costing MILLIONS of US citizens their freedoms and taxpayers BILLIONS of dollars, even though it's nobody else's business what drugs or pot someone wants to consume? Republicans mostly.

    Greens, Socialists, Communists wouldn't.

  • @mphello no your are wrong that was the democrat controlled congress who raised the national debt.Why shouldn't of Ronald Reagan given bonuses to ceo's who earned it? Don't you believe if you have worked for it that you deserve the reward?why should the wealth be distributed to those who wont work or pull their weight?You are obviously a brain washed pinkie. I pity the fact you wont think for yourself.its obvious you know im right or you would not have gone off like that! socialist suck period

  • @mphello unjust ? so you want people to die or become addicted to narcotics.maybe that's because you know deep inside communists are weak so you want to drug everyone so they wont catch on to your lies and bull shit.You know. Hitler thought the same way as you he is now dead because of it.

  • @jims72 Who the fuck are YOU to decide which kind of medicine people want to enjoy?

    (tobacco for you, pot and alcohol for somebody else)

    And you're just as bad as the rightwing conservaturd Chinese and North Koreans: support violence for extreme nationalist causes, when they already have the power, but not for JUST causes, like ending factory farming.

    Then you should fucking support outlawing MEAT, which forces torture on BILLIONS of animals.

    Nobody FORCES anyone to take drugs.

  • @mphello

    Outlawing meat?

    lol, seriously?

  • in halo they call this a yoink

  • nom nom nom nom

  • NO I WANT HIM YA STUPID PLANT

  • Rescues or EATIN??O.o

  • well honestly, i've i have to choose between getting eatin by a venus fly trap or a praying mantis, i'd go for the mantis

  • my favouritest part was when he eated the bee.

  • First you save me then eat me huh!?

  • Yay! I am saved! Shit! No! WHY ME!?!

  • The mantis wasn't really thinking about the bee and his problem with the fly trap was it,the mantis was more or less thinking,mmmmm an easy dinner!!!

    So I think you can rule out that it was a rescue!

  • @TerrieClarissa well seeing as though the mantis denied the bee of a slow and painful death then it can be considered a rescue.

  • @FlyBoi227

    Yea,it just gave it a slightly quicker but more painful death by being eatten alive.Still not a rescue.

    The Oxford English Dictionary say's:-

    RESCUE:-to save or bring away from attack or capture or danger.

    The bee got attacked,captured and was in danger from both the Fly Trap and the Mantis,so I rest my case :-)

  • @TerrieClarissa crap... I hate being out-knowledged

  • @FlyBoi227

    LOL!

  • off we go to the bee hospital muhahahaha

  • I dunno which I feel worse for. The bee technically getting eaten twice or the flytrap for losing it's food. |D

  • that ks

  • the mantis is giveing the bee kissy........ o.0 o thow are not kissy D:

  • now that is cool

  • I'll bet my empty bank account that he ate the bee he just saved.

  • wtf the bee would rather likely to be eaten by the venus flytrap

  • Ks-ed

  • Hey homey get me outa... OHHHhhhhh shit..... 0_0

  • So much for the rescue

  • umm.. for your info, the praying mantis didn't rescue the bee from harm, he rescued the bee so he could have it for himself ;)

  • You know you're in for a shitty day when you get eaten twice in one day.

  • @Ordoo145 thats what SHE said...

  • @Ordoo145 hilarious, g.

  • "Hey, thanks dude."

    "Ho ho, no problem ol' chap. *SHING*"

  • did he died?

  • both ways it dies

  • It wasn't rescuing it, it was eating it!

    Praying mantises love bees and there would be no plant stealing an easy meal for it!

  • did he die?

  • got ninja'd

  • Bee: Holy shit, thanks for saving me

    P M: no problem... *smacks lips*

    Bee:what are you doing O_e

    P M: hehehe...

    Bee:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    P M: yum yum

  • @lilsaint94DW i agree what the bugs say

  • The super Venus fly trap and praying mantis superhero tag team to take down the dangerous and evil bee.

  • bee: "Worst. Day. EVER!"

  • Venus flytrap: "you're mine bitch!!

    *Mantis steals bee*

    Venus Flytrap: "D: But but but..."

  • Hey thanks pal! I almost fell right in th-- whoa what're you HEY WHOA STOP

    AAAAHHHHHH!!!

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGARBRLBBLRRL

  • Worst way to die ever.

  • LOL The bee was like "how could this get any worse?"

    Then the mantis pops up.

  • bee: doot doot ooh necter! AHH HELP! oh thank you preying mantis!

    Mantis: no problem do you wanna come to my house....for.....dinner?

    bee: ok!

    Five minutes later

    bee:SHIIIIIIIIIT!

  • Mantis totally KS'ed the Venus Flytrap.

  • he ate it no *aving there

  • he rescued it then ate it.

  • I'd rather the Venus fly trap o.o

  • Being eaten by a mantis should be better than slowly dying, alive, by a plant.

  • @Sasuke4Eva619 But the mantis doesn't kill it's prey. It eats it while it's alive. So the bee was screwed either way. lol

  • fuck!!! the number 115 always sneaks up on me!!!!!!! only put this comment for 116 to show on all comments (insert nummber here) thumbs up if some number is everywhere!!

  • didn't rescue the bee, it stole it XD

  • Ah, the food chain...

  • "Whew thanks for saving me from that Flytrap mr. mantis, how can I repay you?" Mantis: "CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP"

  • Never knew praying mantis were KSing fags

  • reminds me when i was was kid..we saved some creature form a praying mantis the we decided to let it go after much admiring of the bug... only when we put it back down on the plants..a bird swooped down and ate him!!

  • More like a kill steal

  • bee: thanks for saving me!

    

    mantis: not problem. i saved you so i can eat you!

    bee:wait, what!!!!!!!! nooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Fly trap: "KILL STEALER!"

  • It would have been funny if the prayin mantis got eatin while tryin to get to the bee

  • ..well it's either it gets killed slowly by the acidic juices of the venus fly trap, or it gets killed slowly by being devoured by the praying mantis. Either way, the bee is screwed

  • @vanizorc Well, the only thing better than being screwed is being eaten..........

  • LMFAO. basicly the bee got in a "sticky" situation and saved the mantis energy from catching it. XD just made it way easyier for him. haha.

  • Yea he totally saved it...........for dinner

  • ya it realy saved the bee ( for it`s self )

  • ye, it's like "that's my damn bee ya stupid plant!" *omnonom...nom*