@TheKatieVsKatie i just watch your vids.. YOU are the one thats not funny at all you disgusting scrawny bitch..did u get all the stuffed animals you wanted? you look like an anorexic retarded version of helen hunt..
DUDE I WAS ABOUT TO PISS IN MY PANTS I love your videos man I crack up every time, I'am about to start up my own youtube I have some great ideas you should come check me out sometime
I CRIED!!!!! this story has a very touching and well thought message: It doesn't matter what caucasian you are, NO ONE has the right to say you look like a retarded buzz light year
Prank call lizard lick towing!! 1-919-365-4388
JNiday1220 12 hours ago
Mumbles more intelligent brother.
EnjoiiLifee 4 days ago
I want to order some of whatever it is this guy is taking,because it looks like really good stuff!!
timg1957 1 week ago
HAHA This is how my reading teacher talks! He can't read worth crap lol
TheCoolyGirly 1 week ago
why do you not have a tv show?
Sweetchinmusic666 1 week ago
OMg i cfant fucking stop laughing. PLEASE comedy channel Fucking kick Tosh.O off and put this mofo on
MahSkillz420 2 weeks ago
@MahSkillz420 he could be his co host
shinobimodder 2 weeks ago
Hahaha I got kicked by horse ... I'm short Lmao I'm real short omg
MannyOrtiz1989 3 weeks ago
lol
MrNygiants5666 3 weeks ago
what the fuck was that at the end at 3:16
elchivanator1 1 month ago
toy story FREE movie
SciToxic 1 month ago
this guy is my new favorite comedian
Budsmokerhaha 1 month ago in playlist More videos from edbassmaster
I distablished dat already
david6of6infinity6 1 month ago
1:14 thats all i can say i cant type im still laughing haahahahaa
IDrugTheKids 1 month ago
"He look like a retarted Woody". LMAO
zr1drifter 1 month ago
It's Mator!
joecane6340 1 month ago
"Free D" lol
SEHANO 1 month ago
* elmos
TheTa1Ent 1 month ago
Lol .... Hid behind The tickle me and started cryin
TheTa1Ent 1 month ago
the little sniff when she hung up was priceless 3:18
MrDrBalls 1 month ago
Best part is at the end
DemonkinAaron 1 month ago
@DemonkinAaron stop predicting what people would be saying next to you on your death bed
corneater23 1 month ago
more redneck videos!
SuperStankful 1 month ago
more redneck videos!
SuperStankful 1 month ago
never drink water while watching his vidios
rune2u4u 1 month ago
ppl are so mean these days lol =)
WantToHaveSomeFun69 2 months ago
2 girls 1 cup teeth lol
iiRollSushii 2 months ago
Pause at 3:19!
Sk8rToyMachine 2 months ago
DONT MATTER WHAT CAUCASIAN YOU ARE
star1grace1 2 months ago
@edbassmaster Ur not funny at all
TheKatieVsKatie 2 months ago
@TheKatieVsKatie You, are retarded.
PrivateJoker17 2 months ago
@TheKatieVsKatie i just watch your vids.. YOU are the one thats not funny at all you disgusting scrawny bitch..did u get all the stuffed animals you wanted? you look like an anorexic retarded version of helen hunt..
HistoryIsMadeByMe 2 months ago
retarded woodie .. LOL
dinosaurlizzaayy619 2 months ago
he should be an actor
wasup179 2 months ago
Wut is that song at the end?
sodarocket 2 months ago
lmao the retarded woody story was so funny xD
kisa154 2 months ago
Man ive been watchin your videos since day one, its been awhile but damn i must say these have gotten good!!!! HABBA BABBA!
kermit368 2 months ago
i like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PunchNugget 2 months ago in playlist More videos from edbassmaster
lmao
moto4life124 2 months ago
never knew George W. had a son
taidgh41 2 months ago
BAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA will ya just look at that face in the beginnin'? LOLOLOL I SPAT my milk all over my keyboard when i saw that face 0:03
marcusduck 2 months ago
No freebies? Lol
yes23sy 2 months ago
Haha the impressions at the end were ded funny :L
EmRocks98 2 months ago
Holy shit!! Great impressions!! I never realized til now how good they were. U could give Dana Carvey a run for his money lol.
sonicmace12060 2 months ago
keep doing this soball us retarded woodies feal loved
migquez123 2 months ago
I love how he dresses up in all these outfits, even though he's on the phone.
UDCEpic 3 months ago
funnnny tho lol ZD ! ! ! !
orien9680 3 months ago
its real
orien9680 3 months ago
DUDE I WAS ABOUT TO PISS IN MY PANTS I love your videos man I crack up every time, I'am about to start up my own youtube I have some great ideas you should come check me out sometime
crazysacotickerry 3 months ago
Even though it was fake, it still made me feel really bad for him XD
scott9roductions 3 months ago
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logantheodora 3 months ago
Hahahahahahahahahaha 3
iDrifT4YourLove 3 months ago
Really good impressions
kaytayy3000 3 months ago
How the hell can he NOT laugh?? lol
MassiveM110 3 months ago
"I went over to the toy aisle and hid behind the uhh..the tickle me elmos..and i started to cry.."
Nitro192 3 months ago 11
I learned personal hygiene from scratch and sniff elmo.
slayerofgods420 3 months ago in playlist More videos from edbassmaster
Its almost like he can give himself A lazy eye whenever he wants!
slayerofgods420 3 months ago in playlist More videos from edbassmaster
GOOD PART STARTS AT 1:35
SnapCracklePopify1 3 months ago in playlist Liked
LOOOOOOOVED IT
michaeljacksonsfan82 3 months ago in playlist More videos from edbassmaster
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DIS GUY IS SECKSY I WANT TO HAVE HIS MAN JUICE IN MY POOPER
bilchionair99 4 months ago
I CRIED!!!!! this story has a very touching and well thought message: It doesn't matter what caucasian you are, NO ONE has the right to say you look like a retarded buzz light year
HistoryIsMadeByMe 4 months ago 67
@HistoryIsMadeByMe lol it doesnt matter what caucasian you are
MonsterMike1995 2 months ago
@HistoryIsMadeByMe I cried too
indiboo13 1 month ago
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hello my name is mater
olliekill 4 months ago
Dude you are fucking HOT AS HELL!!!!!
Bitchlen07Shitlen 4 months ago
Wow hella funny
drphonebaby 4 months ago
I grew up on a farm and I got kicked in the face by a horse and since then I look a little funny. Haha!
iJunixR 4 months ago
When i wad a little kid, i got kicked in the fade by a horse and since then i look a little funny. ill be the fird to admit it.
brisch14 4 months ago
this nigga is so fucking ugly
niggahyoudontknowme 4 months ago
Lol i went behind the tickle me elmos and cried lol
TeamEJ 4 months ago
"No matter what race..what caucasian you are..what nationality"
Nitro192 4 months ago
you are my hero.
Kruegs8 4 months ago
way too much keep it up.
airman64 4 months ago
keep pressing 6 hahaha
AmpedBunnyGaming 4 months ago
Hahahahahahahahah
jffersontube 4 months ago
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
xXGAM3OVERXx 4 months ago
LMAO! Reminds me of Mater in Cars
barbiewmn 4 months ago
pause at 1:14 hilarious
aceofspadestricks 4 months ago
"Retarded Woody" Hahaha!
krayzeejojo 4 months ago
DUDE!!!!!!! IM BOUT TO PISS MY SELF YOUR SO FUCKING FUNNY
psychoticchik 4 months ago
Dude you are tooo funny.. amazing videos...
jwilliamsoh 4 months ago
LOL Holly crap.
jwilliamsoh 4 months ago
never eat ceareal while watching his videos >.<
wolfloverforeva 4 months ago 42
@wolfloverforeva Dude don't do that.. now your computer keyboard is a mess. LOL
jwilliamsoh 4 months ago
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wolfloverforeva 4 months ago
"wit wooodie"
MmeBlay 4 months ago
OMG ED!!! I love you!! lol Those voices at the end were awesome!!
AZAP28 5 months ago
The ending is the best =)
Great vid as usual
EliteToonZ 5 months ago
"....no matter what race, what Caucasian you are...." hahaha!
withfootnotes 5 months ago 4
that was a sweet lady on the phone
shadowpeaches 5 months ago in playlist More videos from edbassmaster
Your so baked!
tunney101 5 months ago
shave ur beard and mustache!
sugerbaby135 5 months ago in playlist More videos from edbassmaster
lol somebody got fired xD
gozanostra 5 months ago
Who has time to even make shit like this?
shayspaint 5 months ago
@shayspaint the same people that have the time to watch shit like this
priestmode 5 months ago
Gay bad!
shayspaint 5 months ago
No matter what caucasian you are whahaha
themanitasdeplomo 5 months ago
I wonder how many people actually get fired because of these
ugkcdrock 5 months ago
LOL
LOLBUTTPOO 5 months ago
Give the guy a tv show LOL
laviva8 5 months ago 4
this is the funniest shit.....lol
chloedancer72 5 months ago
He looks like Mater. You know, like Tow Mater, but without the Tow...
22fortifier 5 months ago
omg omg i cant
kylehall44 5 months ago
he kinda sounds like larry the cable guy in this vid haha
drtbikeboy10 5 months ago
what causcasian you are. hahahahahha
rembrant734 5 months ago
pauly d from jersey shore gets pants
chete201 5 months ago
Ed is so right on this! No one should be calling you names no matter what Caucasian you are..... ROFL
HistoryIsMadeByMe 5 months ago
@HistoryIsMadeByMe Haha i LOLed at that hard
SemperFidelis0229 5 months ago
"A retarded woody or a retarded buzz lightyear" LMFAO!
jordanmorris93 5 months ago
jesus fuck lmao
cfazekas0441 5 months ago
the buck teeth are a nice touch
ulthankme1day 6 months ago
pause at 3 ahha
TheMrtokyo 6 months ago
you dont really talk like thaat do you?? and are those teeth fake?? lol!
s3xycana 6 months ago
dude I love your videos,your so funny.
drutg 6 months ago
call u a midget cuz thts not rite.....u jus called her a midget hahahaha
sportyculvercity 6 months ago
Retarted Woody is HOTTT!!!
dnatto71 6 months ago
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dnatto71 6 months ago
haha what race you are what Caucasian you are .
Eastonrazer26 6 months ago 5
265 people got kicked by a horse when they were little.
TheMusclesNuclear 6 months ago 5
he look like a retarted woody! BAHAHAHAH!
DC43man 6 months ago 2
u look like a retarted woddy
menuu6199 6 months ago
I love his face at the beginning hahaha
Henski1995 6 months ago 70
no matter what caucasian you are bah
MisterMoustacheMan 6 months ago
omg he kill the vocies on the last part yo
v1sk8team 6 months ago
tickle meh' elmoes.
what caucasian you are....XD
Batgirl31390 6 months ago 3
u from chatsworth nj? hahaha
Wemakeulolz 7 months ago
SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY
FILMPIE123 7 months ago
This guy is a retarded Woody
kahnekid9 7 months ago
What caucasion you are.... ♥♥♥♥ LMFAO.
PletchersAJerk 7 months ago
ur good you sound like the toy story characters
MsMikaluv 7 months ago
i lov ur shit lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur way better then them damn asians in hawaii
ganjaman420764 7 months ago
i lov ur shit lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ganjaman420764 7 months ago
u shouldve called her a midget at the end lmao
mr23alexx 7 months ago
What Caucasian you are hahahaha
AmburDivinee 7 months ago 3
ur like a swiss army knife but with voices lol
yelawolfnig 7 months ago
It adds to the funny vvv
ILive2ScubaDive 7 months ago
lmao why do you have do dress up for a phone call?
SkinnySlimJim 7 months ago
@SkinnySlimJim im sure its for the video not the phone call!
MicahAB444 7 months ago
hahahahhaahha you're awesome!!! I would've never guessed that that was you at the end!! hahahaha keep he laughs coming :)
EikloChicks 7 months ago
Wow that last lady seemed really nice... Funny as hell though lol
UndercoverLdn 7 months ago
Dude ur an f.....ing legend keep it happinin
Syked101 7 months ago
lol funnest mother f'er I know
wes12376 7 months ago
You need to be a voice actor... youd make so much money
SixthShotNation 7 months ago
i got kicked by a horse
73greeny73 7 months ago
I hid behind the tickle me elmos and cried
kinomuto 7 months ago 3
lol does this guy have a name?
TheMrGrantham 7 months ago
@TheMrGrantham edbassmaster
warrix642 7 months ago
Not gonna lie...I choked up a bit
SteelerEagleFan 8 months ago 39
I went and hid behind the tickle-me-elmos and I started cryin'
Aaronstreats 8 months ago
I can see why Walmart doesn't hire women
kevster422 8 months ago
No matter what caucasian you are it duddint madder.
AlwaysSunny35 8 months ago
Haha I actually felt bad the way he told the story when talking to the manager.
vRawzee 8 months ago 2
your a great actor
MattJust37 8 months ago
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robtongue 8 months ago
Dont matter what kinda Caucasian you are...
robtongue 8 months ago
hahahahaha xD retarted looking woody! xD
shadowgirl1113 8 months ago
Awww that lady who was short.. she was SO nice! Oh my goodness.
NomNomCookies000 8 months ago
fav part was retarded woodie XD wonder what woodie would look like if he was retarded..
truewilliamsboy 8 months ago
i love you man
Kream022 8 months ago
what caucasion you are LOL
playstation3gam3r 8 months ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
lindsay0009 8 months ago
It dont matter what caucasion you are ha!!
7439tjm 8 months ago 3
He looks like Simple Jack from Tropic Thunder.
xIMOG3Nx 8 months ago
You should play some voices for toy story 4
Mrzachattack28 8 months ago
lmao tickle me elmos !!
reaperstouch99 8 months ago 7
wow that was great man...... nice acting you should make a retarded movie lol
EMiLLZzZz 8 months ago
@redneckmumbles he would fire all the girls is what i was saying
TYLERXISXKOOL 8 months ago
lol he got hit in the face by a horse i start roflmao the omg xDDD
1337LegitXDarkEnV 8 months ago 2
This video is hilarious, including the description.
MrMomoProductions 8 months ago
aww man your hilarious and all but that was kinda sad ;(
Brendan2080 8 months ago
I just started laughing at 0:04
TheThomasLandry 8 months ago
FREE D... Lmao
HassanXsaudi 8 months ago
just the teeth could crack me up!
smoochluvv 8 months ago
"just talking to previously" ???????
now THAT is funny!
MichaelinSF 8 months ago
(.Y.) <------------------ hey look boobz
weirdpiekid712 8 months ago
Great impressions
chriskennedy15 8 months ago
That lady was nice....
TheBlackAndWhite10 8 months ago 2