i only like when u said joke then joooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
True blood Filipinos, Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese, Cambodians, Laotians, Thais, Indonesians, must unite to resist Western Cultural Imperialism. Elitists Asians and Asian Americans had betrayed and condemn our culture. We have a duty to preserve our Tradition and Spirit as a people free to chose our animals for food without Harassment from Western Cultural Bullies like SIRUS, PETA, HUMAN SOC etc. Dogs aren't special.
Check my Video: Filipinos Fight for Dog Eating Culture.
Bery punny,...what about this one.....what is the best banana in the Pilipines???............Answer> Saging...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....hahahahahahahahah, I am sooo punny .
If your getting mad, your probably a FOB. You don't get the jokes because, that's how you talk (accent). It may be old jokes, but they are still funny...
wow i am so pissed that i became a filipino no just joking but this video makes me wanna be a german to shoot you down just joking ALL HAIL PHILIPPINES
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asteeg1412 19 hours ago
y lami
bambi81000 3 days ago
I hope.....I hope you rot in hell...I do.
yoe91 1 week ago
u r adorable, man! funny! X]]
MrMarionMDiga10 1 week ago
bayot nga baboy!!!
judejames75 2 weeks ago
I DO NOT FIND THIS PHUNNY
JoshuaLintagASDF 2 weeks ago
anak ng! sANOPAB! Da fuq is dis?! lol
MrAngelo1425 2 weeks ago
i like the last one!.. it made me laugh so hard.. :)
ohkaye911 3 weeks ago
Bakla
Aubreylavender1 3 weeks ago
okininum u are a bery bery stupid boy
Shae05Hawaii 1 month ago
Dre,corny mo!
TamahomesProperty 1 month ago
Cute!
Mr09184610074 1 month ago
kamaot sad ani oi! mexicano man gude
xoxpop11 1 month ago
cano rin ata to ah
asdasd2894 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
cute
Mr09184610074 1 month ago
First one was okay the rest was pathetic
TruthIsToBlame 1 month ago
hahaha!. sa sobrang kornii nakakatawa
geckchaznica15 1 month ago
cfasfaf
edsonmonje1234 1 month ago in playlist gary
i only like when u said joke then joooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
sugerdust1122 1 month ago
bastos
johan270571 2 months ago
you puck one
Emokitty815 2 months ago
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fdWinnipeg 2 months ago
yor punny...
fdWinnipeg 2 months ago 8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH not Fucking funny Fucking Fatass
JonJames314 2 months ago
corny mo!
marvindacerbautista 3 months ago
Joke! Ahaha lmao
N3RDProductionz 3 months ago
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahahaha kakatawa ung mga nag dislike mga walang taste sa joke
sakakaisip 3 months ago
bbbbbbaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbboooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
morgan180488 3 months ago
Ahhh,,annoying nigga
cheeseforbmx 3 months ago
Lawyer: Who stabbed you?
Nino: pare, hindi ko naiintindihan, tulungan mo ako pare. Ekaw kasi marunong ka magenglish.
Miko: sus! hindi mo naintindihan pare?.
Nino: ounga pare hindi ko naintindihan. Anu sabi ng lawyer pare?
Miko: SINO DAW SI TABYO!!
FallingSky7 3 months ago
funny
silversurfer8016 3 months ago
wow! boy ABNOY on youtube!!
chad2524 4 months ago
These jokes need more Tanduay...
will1835 4 months ago
hahaha you remind me of my tito armon spot on haha
iloverocknroll47 4 months ago
i don't get the worlds shortest joke
everything else i laughed because im fliipino and i don't know how to speak my language
IM HEATY BITCH
dimedropper1992 4 months ago
idiot!!!!!!
erickcbr 4 months ago
awful jokes.. all of them
paddy1118909 4 months ago
LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
Adrian41800 4 months ago
Ob corse :P
LoveRoseGoddess 4 months ago
Hahaha all these fobs are gettin bare angry
92Heysoulsister 4 months ago
This is sooo corny :P
LoveRoseGoddess 5 months ago
@LoveRoseGoddess Corny is good.
MexicanoINC 4 months ago
cra ulo k tanga
joegieann08 5 months ago
kupal k ang corny mo gago !
joegieann08 5 months ago
Ew Mali mali Namn Sinasabi mo Brad ahaha
pero Ok lang naman
247JohnReX365 5 months ago
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!
harrypotterADDICT415 5 months ago
Korny
CysticJI24 5 months ago
hahahahaha
Iemota21 5 months ago
what kind of fish is bulletproof?
patiiing!!
aniahsenna 5 months ago
suked
mRheavyHittaH 5 months ago
Hahaha mas funny kuya xD
himynameissushi 5 months ago
John...? all the while I thought it was Junjun. :o)
baldassare01 5 months ago
i got a new tattoo..its "ELMO" ...do you knoqw what that means?hehehe
redvoi31 5 months ago
What do u call a dig that can smile in the phillipines? A happy meal haha
dr3wx5 5 months ago
HOW DID I GET HERE ?!!
prodjtkiller 5 months ago
your a fat retarded person
TheKetchup760 5 months ago
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True blood Filipinos, Chinese, Koreans, Vietnamese, Cambodians, Laotians, Thais, Indonesians, must unite to resist Western Cultural Imperialism. Elitists Asians and Asian Americans had betrayed and condemn our culture. We have a duty to preserve our Tradition and Spirit as a people free to chose our animals for food without Harassment from Western Cultural Bullies like SIRUS, PETA, HUMAN SOC etc. Dogs aren't special.
Check my Video: Filipinos Fight for Dog Eating Culture.
leonquago 5 months ago
so original...
LionsTigersBears123 6 months ago
Bery punny,...what about this one.....what is the best banana in the Pilipines???............Answer> Saging...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....hahahahahahahahah, I am sooo punny .
titapinaygwapa 6 months ago
pwede rin pero maypagka corny
MsCreeper100 6 months ago
whats the worlds 'korniest' joke? mstrofmagic's joke!!!! lol...joke...
rockingjhon82 6 months ago
Is it bad if I find these funny? LOL
CowMooCringe 6 months ago 18
Most Ugly Cow
e Cow (Ikaw)
haha nice
Xxsoul56hunterxX 6 months ago
HAhah.. ur so Waley
chocobum04 6 months ago
If your getting mad, your probably a FOB. You don't get the jokes because, that's how you talk (accent). It may be old jokes, but they are still funny...
calinaganking 6 months ago
hahhahaah
MrKenchad 6 months ago
please poster! kill yourself
stobodort 6 months ago
old jokes. not funny anymore
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800lbsGuerilla 6 months ago
@800lbsGuerilla Hence the date of the video.
WeeckoSuperGayle65 6 months ago
ang tnga muh nmn joke b un?
ria17833 6 months ago
wtf
djmsamson92 6 months ago
fuck you.....go 2 hell ashole
04nashrel 6 months ago
gutom lang yan... john john john john john john john john kumain ka dyn....
nosajspark47 6 months ago
i like the watermelon one :D
Sushiguy13 6 months ago
john john jhon john john john john john john john john BATMAN!!!!
LOL XD
PHMasterBand 6 months ago
Hahaha! Ang cocorny talaga ng mga Fil-Am. Fil-Ams are so corny. Lol!
Mangkukutod 6 months ago
hahaha my mum lost it :P one of those -.- lul... moments.
breaklimitz 7 months ago
fuck nakakasawa naman yang statue joke na yan...?!!!!!!
pinoy021309 7 months ago
what the fuck did i just watch
WestsideRduece 7 months ago
ikaw!
MMVcnmi 7 months ago
wow i am so pissed that i became a filipino no just joking but this video makes me wanna be a german to shoot you down just joking ALL HAIL PHILIPPINES
pinoyfingerboards 7 months ago
Its funny cause he's asian :D
teddifisk 7 months ago
idiot!!!
caseyrockz11 7 months ago
Hahaha funny ^^
MaegajnE 7 months ago
Hahaha the batman joke
inkognito503 7 months ago
What does You Pakwan mean?
kleila15 7 months ago
@kleila15 It mean watermelon get it ? "fuck one" filipino's say "puck one" therefor , its "PAKWAN"! Lol xD
meenicofilipino 7 months ago 25
@meenicofilipino or like pakwan is watermelon in filipino so it sounds lik f*** one
WfflePoop 6 months ago
@kleila15 pakwan means watermelon get it ? "you fuck one" filipino's say "you puck one" therefor , its " you PAKWAN"! Lol xD
meenicofilipino 7 months ago
@kleila15 its watermelon in tagalog (Filipino language)
vampire96blood 7 months ago
i like the batman joke it was funny:D
sadhobe 7 months ago
0:30 "you wanna hear the world's longest joke?"............my eardrums are about to explode
vanveran777 8 months ago
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riceporlyfe 8 months ago
how to make a watermelon pregnant? you pakwan! (fuck one) haha
EfAyElAyPeeAyEnOw 8 months ago
jghjghjghj
eiiemm 7 months ago
This first joke already made me pause the vid and laugh lol :)
XxJeremyTxX 8 months ago
good ones
joeygonzo 8 months ago
basag eardrum ko sa JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE mo...!
Lo0uise3 8 months ago
hindi ko gets yoong "you pakwan" :|
mobsterchil 8 months ago
@mobsterchil oo nga d ko ren gets...
theVkratus08 8 months ago
@mobsterchil it means "you fuck one".....it's actually a green joke
vanveran777 8 months ago
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Xxsoul56hunterxX 6 months ago
I heard a longer joke than that
ImmanPoblete 8 months ago
LOL!!!
saflaudx1525 8 months ago
HOY GAGO......pilit na pilit mga jokes mo.........CORNY MO DRE!
musclekid9999 8 months ago
ugly cow... eeecow ...ikaw!
yharikuh 8 months ago
korniieeeeeehhhhHhHhh!!1 :D
ThouShaltNotComment 8 months ago
Retard
m4keme 8 months ago
What's the capital in the Philipenes? P!
brickmaster2303 8 months ago 2
HAHAHA PAKWAN! Pawkwan eekaw. LOL
BrownoutMagazine 8 months ago
is this supposed to be funny potang ina!
dreinicko47 9 months ago
hindi kaya funny
RedsCpVids 9 months ago
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xakniBea 9 months ago
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xakniBea 9 months ago
nice american accent though..lol
xakniBea 9 months ago
Mix na gawa ng Pinoy!
/watch?v=AMrdM4Lc7Ls
tjdray1 9 months ago
Indi ako natatawa nung cnabi nya which cow is an ugly cow tas sabi saken "ikaw"...tang ina hndi nkktuwa...
Rakistazzz 9 months ago
You're a Fuck , Old Man :P
Lloydchristerz09 9 months ago
Corny!
hiddenman94 9 months ago
U CRAB MAN...
edmilsonc9 9 months ago
di ako natawa. mga luma na yang mga jokes mo e. elementary pa lang ata ako ganyan na ang joke.
pepeda3rd 9 months ago
MAIS kb??? corny mo eh...
MsRhogen 9 months ago
@MsRhogen Parang ikaw.
tjdray1 9 months ago
@tjdray1 na offend kb? i dont mean it...
MsRhogen 9 months ago
@MsRhogen Hindi, kasi laos na yang joke na "mais".
tjdray1 9 months ago
IT's supposed to be corny. That's what makes it funny!
aa3gunner 9 months ago
What do you call two filipino pilots? A pair of pliers....
apacogon 9 months ago
WTF?
FresboJei 9 months ago
tanga
xxxteamxxx1 9 months ago
Roger Cabuag!
myawok 10 months ago
i love the world's longest joke!! lol!! xD !!
iwannabefamoussoon 10 months ago
hahaha..nattwa ako s kkornihan!!
glimmerph72 10 months ago
YOU PAKWAN!! HAHAHAHA!!!!
lpbyuti 10 months ago 49
so mais tohod....! KoRnY
pinoy021309 10 months ago
soo lame!
echadw 10 months ago
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echadw 10 months ago
tang-ina mo.....!
TheRogeliogapuz 10 months ago
jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke
Icheckmyemail 10 months ago
lol jon jon jon jon Jon jon jon jon jon jon Jon jon xD
barzkie123 10 months ago
lakas ng tama!! nakadrugs ata
Megapog1 10 months ago
it's Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel
JesusMusic93 10 months ago
ohho THATS PUNNY SHEET
KingMan1791 10 months ago
stupid
bmaningat 10 months ago
¡Un saludo amigos! Desde el @ Canal de Filipinas en idioma español.
RepublicadeFilipinas 10 months ago
Fucking stupid hahahaha
daflipboi4u 10 months ago
You guys are haters this was hella funny
halotango3 10 months ago
natuwa na rin ako
amasuper6jane 11 months ago
dumb ass
pinoylover81 11 months ago
i think its funny :P
kidlaughsalot 11 months ago
corny mo baboy
themonster18000 11 months ago
Fuck you bitch!!! stupid!!
wwwken07 11 months ago
@wwwken07 you mad? hahaha hater :D
kianbong 10 months ago
Corny!! lame!!! SOBAR
jenasaur24 11 months ago
fail.
joveezy206 11 months ago
fuck you men! so corny
glenlopez666 11 months ago
ok na sana pero mejo alanganin ang delivery but still funny though..
lol81717 11 months ago
CORNY
pauljohndelosreyes 11 months ago
ahaha Lmao!
im not filipino but i kno some Tagalog and i get these jokes :D
TheMuzikluvr25 11 months ago
The only real way to laugh at these jokes is to be filipino or part filipino. If you not than you shouldn't be watching!
TheRunner241 11 months ago
OA
jasonmagalona 11 months ago
What did the dog say when he hit the wall? DUG LOLOLOLOL THATS WHAT MY GRANDMA SAYS
EzrasYouchube 11 months ago
buset na tabatsoy na'y to...walang kwenta ang joke mo!!!!!!!! joke lang
pinoybreaker23 11 months ago
hahaaha.....
darryl4632 1 year ago
boring
DeadKidzOnline 1 year ago
joke lol
SoySauce671 1 year ago
wanna here the longest joke? jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
girlonthemall123 1 year ago
some of it actually made me laugh:))
nice one
hehe!
juliable128 1 year ago
ur a disgrace and embaraassement to all filipinos..-.-
holls300 1 year ago
Hoy.. Taba di ka nakakatawa.... Mukha kang tae.... Pa english english kapa.... Solohin mo joke mo..... walang kwenta.... Parang Matabang Bading lang LOL......
ajdabest110 1 year ago
so corny... because of it's corny its so funny HAHAHAHHAHA
kitian971 1 year ago 30
ano daw un..
noelports 1 year ago
hahahaha! i like i like!
Ch1fr34k 1 year ago
Q-why is there so much crime in the Philippines?
A-they ate McGruff
Q-what do you call a black korean?
A- a colored crayon
thats all i got. im going back to black jokes
paulinotou 1 year ago
ako filipinooo
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miles509 1 year ago
it was so funny that I forget to laugh ......
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Mega12345678p 1 year ago
OMG! can't believe you did this! how come I haven't seen this before!
SnEin 1 year ago
The fist joke made me laugh for a whole 2 minutes hahaha!! Great video
missyme1995 1 year ago
What kind of Corn that many corn Its =CORNY!!!!
LouShadowDoom 1 year ago
A Pair of Pliers
texasman1978 1 year ago
What do you call two Filipino pilots?
texasman1978 1 year ago
@texasman1978 wat?
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MsArielMayberry 1 year ago
stupid idiot ..
philamnj23 1 year ago
fat dog
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