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  • naaalala ko tatay ko... hahah thanks... :D

  • y lami

  • I hope.....I hope you rot in hell...I do.

  • u r adorable, man! funny! X]]

  • bayot nga baboy!!!

  • I DO NOT FIND THIS PHUNNY

  • anak ng! sANOPAB! Da fuq is dis?! lol

  • i like the last one!.. it made me laugh so hard.. :)

  • Bakla

  • okininum u are a bery bery stupid boy

  • Dre,corny mo!

  • Cute!

  • kamaot sad ani oi! mexicano man gude

  • cano rin ata to ah

  • cute

  • First one was okay the rest was pathetic

  • hahaha!. sa sobrang kornii nakakatawa

  • cfasfaf

    

  • i only like when u said joke then joooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeee

  • bastos

  • you puck one

    

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  • yor punny...

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH not Fucking funny Fucking Fatass

  • corny mo!

  • Joke! Ahaha lmao

  • weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahahaha kakatawa ung mga nag dislike mga walang taste sa joke

  • bbbbbbaaaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbbbooo­ooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • Ahhh,,annoying nigga

  • Lawyer: Who stabbed you?

    Nino: pare, hindi ko naiintindihan, tulungan mo ako pare. Ekaw kasi marunong ka magenglish.

    Miko: sus! hindi mo naintindihan pare?.

    Nino: ounga pare hindi ko naintindihan. Anu sabi ng lawyer pare?

    Miko: SINO DAW SI TABYO!!

  • funny

  • wow! boy ABNOY on youtube!!

  • These jokes need more Tanduay...

  • hahaha you remind me of my tito armon spot on haha

  • i don't get the worlds shortest joke

    everything else i laughed because im fliipino and i don't know how to speak my language

    IM HEATY BITCH

  • idiot!!!!!!

  • awful jokes.. all of them

  • LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

  • Ob corse :P

  • Hahaha all these fobs are gettin bare angry

  • This is sooo corny :P

  • @LoveRoseGoddess Corny is good.

  • cra ulo k tanga

  • kupal k ang corny mo gago !

  • Ew Mali mali Namn Sinasabi mo Brad ahaha

    pero Ok lang naman

  • JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOKE!

  • Korny

  • hahahahaha

  • what kind of fish is bulletproof?

    patiiing!!

  • suked

    

  • Hahaha mas funny kuya xD

  • John...? all the while I thought it was Junjun. :o)

  • i got a new tattoo..its "ELMO" ...do you knoqw what that means?hehehe

  • What do u call a dig that can smile in the phillipines? A happy meal haha

  • HOW DID I GET HERE ?!!

  • your a fat retarded person

  • so original...

  • Bery punny,...what about this one.....what is the best banana in the Pilipines???............Answer­> Saging...hahahahahahahahahahah­ahahaha....hahahahahahahahah, I am sooo punny .

  • pwede rin pero maypagka corny

  • whats the worlds 'korniest' joke? mstrofmagic's joke!!!! lol...joke...

  • Is it bad if I find these funny? LOL

  • Most Ugly Cow

    e Cow (Ikaw)

    haha nice

  • HAhah.. ur so Waley

  • If your getting mad, your probably a FOB. You don't get the jokes because, that's how you talk (accent). It may be old jokes, but they are still funny...

  • hahhahaah

  • please poster! kill yourself

  • old jokes. not funny anymore

    .

  • @800lbsGuerilla Hence the date of the video.

  • ang tnga muh nmn joke b un?

  • wtf

    

  • fuck you.....go 2 hell ashole

  • gutom lang yan... john john john john john john john john kumain ka dyn....

  • i like the watermelon one :D

  • john john jhon john john john john john john john john BATMAN!!!!

    LOL XD

  • Hahaha! Ang cocorny talaga ng mga Fil-Am. Fil-Ams are so corny. Lol!

  • hahaha my mum lost it :P one of those -.- lul... moments.

  • fuck nakakasawa naman yang statue joke na yan...?!!!!!!

  • what the fuck did i just watch

  • ikaw!

  • wow i am so pissed that i became a filipino no just joking but this video makes me wanna be a german to shoot you down just joking ALL HAIL PHILIPPINES

  • Its funny cause he's asian :D

  • idiot!!!

    

  • Hahaha funny ^^

  • Hahaha the batman joke

  • What does You Pakwan mean?

  • @kleila15 It mean watermelon get it ? "fuck one" filipino's say "puck one" therefor , its "PAKWAN"! Lol xD

  • @meenicofilipino or like pakwan is watermelon in filipino so it sounds lik f*** one

  • @kleila15 pakwan means watermelon get it ? "you fuck one" filipino's say "you puck one" therefor , its " you PAKWAN"! Lol xD

  • @kleila15 its watermelon in tagalog (Filipino language)

  • i like the batman joke it was funny:D

  • 0:30 "you wanna hear the world's longest joke?"............my eardrums are about to explode

  • how to make a watermelon pregnant? you pakwan! (fuck one) haha

  • jghjghjghj

    

  • This first joke already made me pause the vid and laugh lol :)

  • good ones

  • basag eardrum ko sa JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE mo...!

  • hindi ko gets yoong "you pakwan" :|

  • @mobsterchil oo nga d ko ren gets...

  • @mobsterchil it means "you fuck one".....it's actually a green joke

  • I heard a longer joke than that

  • LOL!!!

  • HOY GAGO......pilit na pilit mga jokes mo.........CORNY MO DRE!

  • ugly cow... eeecow ...ikaw!

  • korniieeeeeehhhhHhHhh!!1 :D

  • Retard

    

  • What's the capital in the Philipenes? P!

  • HAHAHA PAKWAN! Pawkwan eekaw. LOL

  • is this supposed to be funny potang ina!

  • hindi kaya funny

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  • nice american accent though..lol

  • Mix na gawa ng Pinoy!

    /watch?v=AMrdM4Lc7Ls

  • Indi ako natatawa nung cnabi nya which cow is an ugly cow tas sabi saken "ikaw"...tang ina hndi nkktuwa...

  • You're a Fuck , Old Man :P

  • Corny!

  • U CRAB MAN...

    

  • di ako natawa. mga luma na yang mga jokes mo e. elementary pa lang ata ako ganyan na ang joke.

  • MAIS kb??? corny mo eh...

  • @MsRhogen Parang ikaw.

  • @tjdray1 na offend kb? i dont mean it...

  • @MsRhogen Hindi, kasi laos na yang joke na "mais".

  • IT's supposed to be corny. That's what makes it funny!

  • What do you call two filipino pilots? A pair of pliers....

  • WTF?

    

  • tanga

  • Roger Cabuag!

  • i love the world's longest joke!! lol!! xD !!

  • hahaha..nattwa ako s kkornihan!!

  • YOU PAKWAN!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

  • so mais tohod....! KoRnY

  • soo lame!

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  • tang-ina mo.....!

  • jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooke

  • lol jon jon jon jon Jon jon jon jon jon jon Jon jon xD

  • lakas ng tama!! nakadrugs ata

  • it's Guillermo from Jimmy Kimmel

  • ohho THATS PUNNY SHEET

  • stupid

  • ¡Un saludo amigos! Desde el @ Canal de Filipinas en idioma español.

  • Fucking stupid hahahaha

  • You guys are haters this was hella funny

  • natuwa na rin ako

  • dumb ass

  • i think its funny :P

  • corny mo baboy

  • Fuck you bitch!!! stupid!! 

  • @wwwken07 you mad? hahaha hater :D

  • Corny!! lame!!! SOBAR

  • fail.

  • fuck you men! so corny

  • ok na sana pero mejo alanganin ang delivery but still funny though..

  • CORNY

    

  • ahaha Lmao!

    im not filipino but i kno some Tagalog and i get these jokes :D

  • The only real way to laugh at these jokes is to be filipino or part filipino. If you not than you shouldn't be watching!

  • OA

    

  • What did the dog say when he hit the wall? DUG LOLOLOLOL THATS WHAT MY GRANDMA SAYS

  • buset na tabatsoy na'y to...walang kwenta ang joke mo!!!!!!!! joke lang

  • hahaaha.....

  • boring

  • joke lol

    

  • wanna here the longest joke? jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

  • some of it actually made me laugh:))

    nice one

    hehe!

  • ur a disgrace and embaraassement to all filipinos..-.-

  • Hoy.. Taba di ka nakakatawa.... Mukha kang tae.... Pa english english kapa.... Solohin mo joke mo..... walang kwenta.... Parang Matabang Bading lang LOL......

  • so corny... because of it's corny its so funny HAHAHAHHAHA

  • ano daw un..

  • hahahaha! i like i like!

  • Q-why is there so much crime in the Philippines?

    A-they ate McGruff

    Q-what do you call a black korean?

    A- a colored crayon

    thats all i got. im going back to black jokes

  • ako filipinooo

  • it was so funny that I forget to laugh ......

  • OMG! can't believe you did this! how come I haven't seen this before!

  • The fist joke made me laugh for a whole 2 minutes hahaha!! Great video

  • What kind of Corn that many corn Its =CORNY!!!!

  • A Pair of Pliers

  • What do you call two Filipino pilots?

  • @texasman1978 wat?

  • stupid idiot ..

  • fat dog