Added: 1 month ago
From: nikebasketball
Views: 1,030,579
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (517)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • *Nods head* Diddo

  • kobe's "you're welcome" in these commercials are cracking me up!

  • im sorry, but that shid is pretty "lumenish" lol

  • Diddo

  • Jeremy Lin

  • KOBE SHOULD DO PART 8 WEARING THE MASK!! :)

  • where da hell does he get off telling already successful ppl how to b more successsful??? lmao it was entertaining though

  • who the hell is clapping?

  • Terrible advertising. Makes me hate Nike even more

  • total mamba stuff right there, you'll get there one day mr. branson

  • "Kobe" the "Michael Jordan" wanna be= FAIL!

  • I WANT MORE

  • funny how this commercial makes kobe success bellittle everbodyelse in the audience success, lol

  • I have no idea how there was so much money put into these commercials and I have no idea what they're advertising...

  • @w17h0u754n17y your welcome

  • Comment removed

  • Comment removed

  • @w17h0u754n17y you're welcome

  • @w17h0u754n17y You're welcome. lol

  • @w17h0u754n17y You're welcome

  • @w17h0u754n17y His shoes, or just the brand in general, Nike does some crazy things.

  • @w17h0u754n17y It's called Brand Building.

  • @w17h0u754n17y how do you know how much money was spent on these commercials? Care to share the cost with the rest of us?...you think that's air you're breathing o_0 ?....

  • @w17h0u754n17y

    Nike you fucking idiot

  • @w17h0u754n17y you and everyone that like your comment is stupid. hahaha, how do you not know what is being advertised? anyways before i saw this stupid ass comment, these commercials are funny as hell. hahaha

  • Comment removed

  • success, made me laugh = SMML

  • Who the fuck's Jeremy Lin now ??

  • @kittu983 who the fuck are you now?

  • Dito...LMAO

  • success and success and success and get swept...

  • Me: after watching all seven of the kobesystem videos, i think ive achieved success at success at success.

    Kobe: but have you acheived success at success at success at success

    Me: Umm.....

    Kobe: You're welcome.

  • this ad is F*CKING STUPID, and Kobe is a rapist douchebag.....

  • @1050ROOSTER You're gay

  • @1050ROOSTER I'm pretty sure he wouldn't rape anyone seeing how he can have any woman he wants...

  • Where is LEVEL 8?

  • Jeremy Lin does well in a couple of games and you're already comparing him to Kobe Bryant? Really?!? Not the kid's fault, though...

  • this commercial is dull as fuck. and i like Kobe. But horrible commercial

  • @L331227 you, my good sir, are retarded

  • @jjfooty4 hey at least im good! :)

  • SUCCESS

    ADAPTATION

    PERCEPTION

    EXPLOSION

    DOMINATION

    BEASTION

    SUCCESS@SUCCESS@SUCCESS

    You're Welcome

  • do yall think everything in the shape of a triangle is illuminati

  • thumbs up if you watched all 7 so far

  • your welcome

  • these are more entertaining to watch than basketball!

  • Why does Branson need to do these commercials? Must be a Kobe fan, or just for the attention.

  • "Kobe, Kobe! I finally had success at success at success! I fucked your wife!"

    "Mmhm. Mmhm. Me too. But have you had success, at success, at success, at success?"

    "No. No I haven't."

    also, nobody ever fucking claps in these things...

  • who else saw that illuminati triangle? its over.

  • @Aj808s I'm going to post a picture of me doing an "illuminati triangle" ... then I will be Illuminati. :?

  • LeBron's better

  • Can anybody explain what in the ever-loving FUCK is this commercial's message is??

  • @Gamezero05 that kobe is the leader of success at success at success...

  • @Gamezero05 your welcome

  • I guess richard branson has to rape a girl in a hotel room to reach success at success at success.

  • way to much money on average to below average commercial

  • Who's the guy who pats Richard Branson on the back?

  • @FallenEmpire13 Tony Robbins. He's like a self-help guru.

  • @FallenEmpire13 Anthony Robbins, he's a peak performance expert that used Neuro-Linguistic Programming to help people find the proper mental state for success. He's a popular consultant with athletes and business people.

  • Comment removed

  • his system makes no sense lol but its kobe so i listen XD

  • ditto

  • 31 people havent achieved success at all...

  • MJ = success at success at success at success

  • This is so epic.. When he says "you're welcome" I get goosebumps.. It's also funny as he'll cause sir Richard has the funny wtf

    Face!

  • @redsoccer What gives you goosebumps? I don't even understand the message of the commercial...

  • This should be Micheal Jordan if any one agree

  • MINDCEPTION

  • Whattehfcuk? im sure ur a follower with a name like and ur right u dont what the fuck is going perect name for u....so go back to ur video games and keep destracting yourself from the real world...because u talkin shit about me..is just a waste of the small amount of brain cells u do have...dont hurt yourself over me.

  • whats up with all the first and last name thing

  • Yep funny to most but this commercial was a slap in the face to all americans..saying we control u, we have all the power,these are our pawns, u will never achieve great succces like them unless u bow down to us Period..the people that liked this video dont have a fuckin clue how blunt this message is. how much more blunt people? u see people in other countries fighting for their freedom right now. SO WILL WE.

  • @shotym34 go jump off a building

  • @shotym34 you're welcome

  • my comment is WTF to all KOBESYSTEM videos

  • Kobe's divorce...success at success at it's best.

  • ditto.

  • to the top comments:

    "You can do better, I know you can"

  • I'm not even at SUCCESS...

  • 30 people have NOT yet achieved SUCCESS AT SUCCESS AT SUCCES

  • Comment removed

  • is kanye in every video?

  • Kobes system? Jeremy Lin solved that in 1st grade

  • @TheTrololollll lin bandwagon

  • @TheTrololollll He didn't solve his turnovers though

  • @DiscoverAwesomeness you mad bro? you mad???

  • @TheTrololollll umm mad at what? That Jeremy Lin has a lot of turnovers? Yea a little especially I am from New York

  • @TheTrololollll Be quiet. One month ago you didn't even know who Jeremy Lin was.

  • @BlakePlaya you mad bro? you mad? oh!!! you mad

  • @TheTrololollll No wonder you're called The Troll.. You do act like one. Lol and no I'm not mad. I'm just clearly stating a fact, I guess you don't have the intelligence to figure that one out though. lol :P

  • @BlakePlaya your welcome

  • @TheTrololollll But what happened in 2nd grade against the Heat? I believe Lin was held back. LMAO!!!

  • @MississippiBoss601 And the Heat couldn't graduate against the Mavs! LMAO!!!

  • @TheTrololollll you are an idiot...

  • @JustABk you mad?

  • @TheTrololollll well hes stuck on the question about the heat and how to beat them without getting 8 turnovers in the game..

  • @TheTrololollll 5 rings > than 7 game win streak just sayin

  • The way I see it... Kobe Bryant just became the new Basedgod, just with skill

  • @ashya5000

    LMFAO

    LIL B FANS WILL GET THIS SHIT L0L

  • I love these videos.

  • LMFAO!!!!!

    old dude: i feel like im at success at success

    kobe: your welcome.

    old dude: ok.......

  • @darczeal

    oh btw, thats richard branson

    he has what.. billions?

    ye sup

  • lol these shit are funny AF

  • Jeremy Jin: "The Kobe system? I solved it in my 3rd grade."

  • ya, or at least 8 cause that was kobes old number

  • Shouldn't there be 24 levels?

  • they should of put jordan in the back saying "Wrong....Wrong...Wrong" at every kobe answer

    lol

  • @MagikVic what the hell r u talking about.....kobe was in jordans system stupid and created is own like bruce lee......lol

  • @MrSolidus13 umm.... english please

  • if you think the symbology and mysticism in these videos with the illuminated pyramid is ONLY about the Illuminati, you got a WHOLE OTHER thing coming

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Kobe is CRACKIN' ME UP!!!!

  • Success at Success at Success at Illuminati

  • Richard Branson just got trolled !

  • lmao 

  • omfg Kobe Bryant's Troll skills.... *mind explodes*

  • succesception

  • for all those posting about illuminati GET.A.LIFE

    -you're welcome-

  • Omg we need more of these

  • Episode 8: Kobe System: Make Me Proud

    Kobe: Drake, I think you have a question

    Drake: Why would I have a question?

    Kobe: You have a song titled Make Me Proud.

    Drake: Your Welcome.

  • Next is the #LinSystem.

  • Comment removed

  • "Success at success at success" Inception?

  • just gave me the chills

  • hmm...me too

  • that guy is worth 4 billion...

  • illuminati man

  • THE TO TOP COMMENT ARE LIKED 24 TIMESS ,,, KOBE U SLY DOG

  • man, i'm just curious...exactly how rich is that richard branson guy?

  • ive successfully gone to outerspace, "ditto" LOL man i fucking love these commercials

  • fuck, i'm behind, i haven't even achieved SUCCESS yet. damn.

  • Jermy lin= succes at success at success AT SUCCESS

  • I wish he said my name.

  • Only Kobe can achieve SUCCESS AT SUCCESS AT SUCCESS.

  • Richard Brandon is hilarious.

  • Success at Success makes sense, but Success at Success at Success is just a redundancy, or maybe I can't contemplate it because I'm not even at the first Success

  • no level 8? c'mon kobe that's not success at success

  • These commercials ar eso senseless but are great xD!

  • Who the fuck writes these? Best job ever.

  • BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA KOBE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME! STOP XD

  • Uhhhh to be honest i dont even think kobe hit that peak yet....I know alot of you guys said he did but all he ever did was basketball. There more to life than basketball. and if he really want to the top of top of basketball. They we gonna have to built a fucking time machine and get him back his 2001 Lakers team. Then He should play jordan team. Then he can really be top of the top of the basketball pyramid.

  • michael jordan > SUCCESS AT SUCCESS AT SUCCESS  AT SUCCESS ECT ECT

  • @GetLuckyMuch nah Michael Jordan is just success, he clearly failed at baseball so he can't be past success at success *kanye shrug*

  • @GetLuckyMuch not unless you consider the Bobcats a success

  • @GetLuckyMuch Have you seen the Bobcats' record lately?

  • @GetLuckyMuch Not really...have you seen Michael Jordan play baseball?

  • @GetLuckyMuch Or his race team. -_-

  • @GetLuckyMuch Michael Jordan can suck my dick your mom too.

  • @GetLuckyMuch This iS True...

  • kobe bryan whould have nothing to say to roger federer

  • your your om g

  • i'm sorry Kobe Bryant......

  • he's gonna go to the core of the earth!

  • @realcoolboy17 Jesus Christ creates anal virgin girls who dont like to have fun. People who dont like to drink...people who think rock music is the devils music and gives you visions. People who freak out when they see three 6's as if theyre eyes are going to burn or something. Ive seen a growing number of gay Christians...I thought that was looked down on by God. Sorry, god. Yeah Christianity is awesome. Thats why Im not part of it anymore. Full of hypocrites and fairy tales.

  • @5382021 the illumidiots probably are all virgins lol...funny ass comment

  • O M G...there are way more illumidiots on this vid. Lets have some fun..

  • So... I started watching these when they first started. Immediately, I noticed some obvious sacrelege and references to symolism of secret society. But it's clear to me now that Kobe represents "The Evil Side", or satan himself. He is choosing, through his own process of elimination, who is best fitted to be "chosen". His initial selections, are from the different parts of our world that he has truely been allowed to dominate. (Sports, Entertainment,Business,Governm­ent) choosing the antichrist!!

  • @gsharpprod hahaha, I was probably writing my comment the same time you were writing yours...weird

  • Success: Dominating the season (year Kobe averaged 35 points)

    Success in Success: Dominating Season and winning NBA championship ( 3 years Kobe won with Shaq)

    Success in Success in Success: Dominating Season, Winning Championship and Dominating the play-offs and Finals (Two Kobe carried the team, won Finals MVP, and won without Shaq)

  • i conclude that... you will never be able to understand or beat the kobe system because kobe is the system and he is always better than you no matter what...

  • This is coming straight from that Xzibit Meme

  • KOBE'S ILLUMINATI, DID YOU SEE THE TRIANGLE WITH THE LINES?!?!?!

    ILLUMINATI ILLUMINATI

  • @playram1 what kind of triangle doesnt have lines

  • @eravacre lol

  • @playram1 thanks for promoting illuminate to those who don't know it.. you're really helping out.

  • @playram1 It's not just the triangle with the lines. These commercials with Kobe and his "System" have dual meanings. Not trying to be arrogant, just being real, but most people are ignorant of symbolism and dual meanings and will just see the obvious meaning being "success". The hidden meaning comes from having knowledge in certain areas of research which "initiates" know of. Us "profane" people usually have no clue. Yes some people will think this comment is stupid because of their ignorance

  • JLin's on the Kobe System.

  • I'm sorry Kobe Bryant

  • Kobe needs that #LinSystem

  • Comment removed