Rifle vs. Tank

[DicatiDrew]

That is probably going to leave a scar.

[LordFrostwind]

Tank wins,

FATALITY

[BookerT48]

Those fuckers run when they see armor. Im talking about the Pastuns. They are not crazy, they will live to fight another day. No more boom boom for this hadji..that Merkava obliterated him. You dumb Arabs we will crush you. Keep prayin you will need it. Fuck you all, lets PARTY!!

[FEEDNINEofcl]

When did uploading videos of people being killed become acceptable?

[yuppa396]

@FEEDNINEofcl well we dont actually see him die.

[ForoshiesHord]

@FEEDNINEofcl when you started touching your self

[FEEDNINEofcl]

@ForoshiesHord

Wtf? Why would you be thinking about touching yourself while replying to my comment which covered the issue of someone potentially being killed? I’m worried for you.

[yuppa396]

@FEEDNINEofcl i can imagine that now.. OOoh yeah shoot that machine gun..oooh ooh.. Kill thos eimperialist... ahh ohim so close..OH no.. i blew it !! I would be worried for him too if it was anything like what i typed.

[FEEDNINEofcl]

@yuppa396

...lol when in Rome I guess?

[yuppa396]

He go big badabooom!

[mininick0001]

you're beat

[JohnSmithJR89]

who knew you could show something so awesome in only 10seconds

[kingF35]

this is palestine 

[ENGCZISR]

@kingF35 you mean Israel ^^

[TheMeecow]

its sad that this man's life ends on camera and people just laugh. doesnt matter where he is from or what he believes in, he is a life just like you and me. rest easy brother.

[yuppa396]

@TheMeecow well we get to see natural selection in its most basic form. We laugh because the guy was a stone cold moron,and also laughing sort of cuts the sting of the situation.Its not cause we hate the guy.

[jrod42595]

Lmao he saw it coming just before he blew up

[993BlueZones]

Bad War. People don't deserve to die.

[yuppa396]

@993BlueZones darwin disagrees.

[993BlueZones]

@yuppa396 It could be your turn.

[yuppa396]

@993BlueZones Not dumb enough to be in that situation or break laws SO generally that would make me fitter than him. Darwin applies to stupid deaths which everyone knows..you do not bring a machine gun to a tank fight.99 You forget though we ALL deserve to die its built into the human body. You seen the fella stop a split second before he died ? That was his life before his eyes id wager.Death find us no matter where we hide or go.

[993BlueZones]

@yuppa396 Anyway we must avoid silly deaths and silly wars.

[yuppa396]

@993BlueZones Yes if theres one thing we agree on its That. I just wish everyone would take a step back. Including Iran sending ships through the Suez toward Syria.

[yuppa396]

FATALITY! winner....Cyrax

[223Carnage]

Toasty!

[CockyMike911]

Ahh.... stuppid American.. he think he can hurt me behind this solid brick wall... infadel..

[yuppa396]

@CockyMike911 I beleive I can fly...... Peices of me will touch the sky..... I think about it every night n day....shoot my gun and get blown away...! LOL

[MrAdoado]

He's alive ?

[SpiderMack89]

Aaaaaaaaaaaand...liftoff, the first raghead who made hajji to the moon!!!

[537clan]

yeahhhhhh....

[Veilside1000HP]

I suspect he will just shake it off, no big deal.

[ArchangelDeath77]

"I'll bite your legs off"

[NeutralNegotiator]

Ah,he probably made it to orbit,or at least some part of him!!!

[controlusplease1]

all of allahs horses, and all of allahs men, couldnt put this hajji back together again

[candlepeace]

@controlusplease1 hahahahahah

[BatmanbinSuperman12]

@controlusplease1 Hajji is not a name, stupid. Hajji means some one who made pilgrimage.

[popper504]

@BatmanbinSuperman12 yea , he made a pilgrimage to Iraq .. to get blown up to his perverted , devil muhamed

[popper504]

@controlusplease1 LMFAO!. now that was a good one

[popper504]

@controlusplease1 He made a pilgrimage to iraq to get blown up . dumb haji

[redcia46]

Looks like Goliath won this one.

[jacobman666]

they obviously dont have a co ax mg lol maybe

[Snipeyou1]

lol! :)

[GoBrownCelticsPats]

Is the gun ok?

[candlepeace]

@GoBrownCelticsPats hhaahaha

[andataris1]

@GoBrownCelticsPats lol

[26bubbles]

Should have looked in your mirrors mate!!

[raodrash113]

tank wins

[dikkiscafe]

Over Kill. A tank for a man? is this how scared the army is lol

[MrMattmart]

@dikkiscafe If you're in a tank and you see an enemy, why wouldn't you just shoot him with the tank?

Would you get out of the tank, pick up your rifle, and then try to hit him as he runs away?

[dikkiscafe]

@MrMattmart overkill nuff said

[67621995]

whats with all the people on the side walk just walking about after a guy blows up?

[DutchKid121]

HAA!

[swagonahundred]

nbd

[FolsomPrison91]

und tschuuuuus du blöder penner hahaha

[TheCrackerBrony]

die he died

[ArturMirandaMachado]

HAHAHAHA!!!!! what a loser!!!

[BigFatBoy911]

Shit !

[Tommy0145]

This is how u feel in Battlefield 3, i'm on a killing spree with Assault Class and suddenly there's a friggen tank rolling bye..... *sigh*

[silentkill119]

ITs like battlefield all over again

[bignick9027]

there's a phrase that comes to mind: FUCKIN' A!

[opada88]

this matryers is win he is will move from alga nah

and Israeli for fire and kills

[Dregkar]

Counter-terrorists win.

[Mcfc2Rich]

Id love too see Taliban Youv'e Been Framed!! fuckin jokers these people.

[2eelShmeal]

That's what you get for camping

[vrguy99]

lol that was good



[Extremehacksable]

One less quick scoper

[Belicose777]

Hoooooolyyy bible!

[redman7771red17]

did the gun die?

[bobenhmfn1]

Not tank, tank rounds are Bigger it was probably a rocket

[thatusmmaguy]

"Hahaha, did you see Jamil's face? It's gone now, but did you see his face?"

[DontHateAppreciatez]

What a waste of a tank shell, those are expensive you know.

[needmydatsun]

@DontHateAppreciatez who gives a fuck?

[DontHateAppreciatez]

@needmydatsun The Tankshell Fairy does ಥ3ಥ...

[Th3RussBus]

That wasn't a tank. Chuck Norris just blinked at him.

[4everUSNavy]

i bet people have already edited this to make it look like they shot a civilian

[PacificNational89]

Tank driver: HEY MAN WE JUST WANNA TALK!!!

*GUN FIRE*

*TANK FIRES*

Tank driver: Is he dead?

tANK Gunner: Nah he aint dead, hes just f***ked up! ..lets go talk to him now

[CoD5number1fan]

Why would you destroy such a beautiful shak?

[maurosantossantos]

jajajajajaja

[S73PHEN]

lmfao

[medestroyyou]

wtf was this dumbass thinking? this was like him sticking out his thumb for a ride.

[JetJockey87]

@sharkyrivethead

You know... I don't think I've ever tried that approach before... THANK YOU MASKED STRANGER!

[JetJockey87]

@sharkyrivethead

Whaaaat? If I'm a medic and there's a tank in front of me, I'll start shooting my bullets at it...

[TheUltimateDown1]

@sharkyrivethead I`m pretty sure that they have cod but they don`t have bf.

[MatrixTails]

OMG ,I hope the G3 is okay!

[TheHevquip]

OMG, he's okay, right?!?

But seriously, lol because maybe a person is hard to hit with a tank round, but the wall he was up against is a lot easier of a target and he shouldn't have been anywhere near it or out in the open to begin with.

[MrFuckingZero]

BF3 No cheats , limited lives :D

[porschewes]

Thats the last u will see of him...

[akkadianantttt]

What kinda rifle was that?

[Southerly93]

At least he took cover. A for effort!

[nolifemerc]

ok here it is no school no comon knowledge of anything big holes and gap in general knowledge. so if u have a rifle or an orange its the same when u meet a tank.

[Snipervenomaz]

Lalalala! Take this you Hamerican' Yeah eat my rounds!

* Reloading behind a wall *

Fucking Hamericans I kill yo-

[acidpenguin86]

very nice...yes?

[cdhann]

Just a scratch.

[themangix357]

@sharkyrivethead XDDD Ahaha true, because they are all nomads and barbarians on their place. xD

[anderskittilsen]

just gonna reload behind this cover right here...

[dhodhom]

America is a nation of cowards

[XxANZMFxSTUDIOSxX]

@dhodhom yeh and Indonesia is a nation of cowards. release the 14 yr old aussie and then you hav a right to say that . indonesia today a smoking crater tomorrow. so piss off you indo cunt. get back in your rice field. because. FUCK OFF AUSTRALIA IS FULL

[TheZero4life]

@dhodhom you nation comes crying to UN every time a bird poops on your shitty country

[TheZero4life]

@TheZero4life NATO MY BAD

[DeLeonDeewreck]

@dhodhom and the terrorist are are idiots... which would you rather be ahah?

[Earssss]

see yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[TheLifePerfect]

That dude was Charlie Sheening like a motherfucker, WINNING BITCHES!

[XxANZMFxSTUDIOSxX]

did he die?

[Earssss]

@XxANZMFxSTUDIOSxX ,,,yup.. all million pieces of him hahaha

[recoilhurts]

HA! owned



[jcraigb]

Brought a knife to a gunfight fuck them rag heads up boys!

[shicetube]

you can see how the explosion stretch his leg´s and smash him on the wall 1 meter higher..... That was an "HEAT"- High Explosive Anti Tank round. But also usefull agains Infantry...

[SgtPepper271294]

oh nooooooo probably the m16 took damage, this shit is expenisve in Baghdad

[implicico]

well this guy was an idiot....

[TheSeaofoceans]

that guy played too much call of duty, thinking he can just hide from a tank behind a wall

[FacistPikl]

I just shit my pants that was so fucking funny =)

[1Explosivez1]

FREE PALESTINE.

[xGH3x]

does anyone know what country this is and what kind of terrorist that was? it dosnt look like iraq

[Mr91OCB]

@xGH3x It's in Palestine i think. Si we aren't talking about terrorism, but about occupying army (israel) and resistants (palestinians)

[brassmonkeyhearts]

miraculously the man is still alive today

[penguinskater123]

Imagine being the tank driver... extreme boredom leads to shooting the dumbasses who hip fire at tanks

[SLITTHROAT13]

Hah! I'm save behind this wall there's no way he can get me!

[StealthFirePro]

HA that's two for flinching!

[BigChiefMike]

Hassan: hey Achmed, i dare you to go shoot at that tank up the street with this rifle.

Achmed: No im good, thanks

Hassan: I TRIPLE DOG DARE YOU!

Achmed: a triple dog dare?.... fuck, give me the rifle

[SuperJacekjacek]

BOOM HEADSHOT dziwko!

[ziomkovic]

@SuperJacekjacek dziwka to twoja matka cwelu jebany..

[MrOBLIVION1982]

Tank wins

[masterco93]

Can this man be alive in any way ?

[TylerReifenberger5]

@masterco93 sure he can if he can live in hundreds of peices.

[deltasalem]

الله يرحمو فلسطيني بطل.Allah's mercy Palestinian hero

[LegionOfTemplars]

@deltasalem

Fuck u

[CookieeMonstarr666]

I AM RAMBO

[danieleli1199]

Tank Operator: WOOT 25 KILL STREAK!!

Innercom: beep beep beep incoming nuke

Insurgent: well i might as weel stop shooting...

[evan669]

@danieleli1199 ur not funny

[LegionOfTemplars]

Lol :

Man with rifle : *Shoots* Tag your it

Tank shoots

Man explodes

Tank : Tag your it....

[FUSIONxXxGAMING]

rifle won lol

[usmc2076]

MY GUNS BIGGER THEN YOURS!!!!

[ralatorre9]

He was the Honda.. The tank was the new age Muscle car.

[smilealotz1]

@ralatorre9 then the muscle car would lose? honda will just buy out your company

[ralatorre9]

@smilealotz1 Fuck off fangirl LOL

Keep dreaming dweeb. go drive your hatch haha.

No production honda could hang with a production mustang gt. Period.

[smilealotz1]

@ralatorre9 dweeb? haha i was not talking about racing but buyng out the company idiot get your shit straight

[willian32976]

unfortunately the 72 virgins he was hoping for, is a computer lab of geeks jerkin off to princess leia in her jubba the hut slave scene!! 

[990990991]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAAJAJAJAJJAJAJ­AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[yahbud]

well atleast he scratched the paint

[WildBuck007]

I'm sure if he were still alive. The only thing going through his head(minus the tv antennae....the rocket....and maybe the corner of the house) was HOLY SHIT ! XD

[Fett3POundR2Fettfrei]

hahahahahahhahaha

[crinklyten]

perfect Battlefield Bad Company2 vid.

[crinklyten]

that would have never happend if he would have stuck to with COD.

[m4carbine77vid]

sensilyo lang sa buntag LOL!

[pereira747]

lol

[Derail07]

Pink Mist

[gonzalezdelta101]

who the fuck brings a gun to a TANK figth

[dividednation44]

oh my..... poor poor POOR man......

[Darien331]

Ow! Asshole! *Tonk! BOOM*

[gabrielmba1]

Man with rifle: Hey! Hey look a tank!!! Hey look at my rifle! I wonder if I will be able to do any damage?

Tank operator: Umm sergeant, we just got shot at.

Sergeant: By what?

Tank operator: An assault rifle.

Sergeant: Fuck him up!

Tank: BOOM!!!

[CivicD]

@gabrielmba1 HAHAH i was reading it and it happened when i got to boom LMFAO

[TheHUsoldier6]

@gabrielmba1 ....this comment is so damn epic i dont have a word to describe it...wait...i just did...shit...oh well man imma give you a thumbs up

[MrTman1234567]

Pop pop pop now I'm gonna take cover behind this wall haha dumb tank- BOOM

[SonyU10i]

idiot.. god!

[meetsouder]

mean while inside the tank... *ping ping ping*

spotter "man we gotta 'nother man trying to take us down with a ri-"

*BOOM*

gunner "done."

[ryans77]

this guys last thoughts... that well teach them i chased them off, hey what's that whistling sound? BOOM!!!!

[GoodDay2YouSir]

Plink!Plink!.. "Maybe I shouldn't have done that". POoW!

[Giulianosse]

If he was firing a T-rex .500

He would have blown the tank

[HermitDevil]

Don't try it in home=D

[101andrewj]

west bank or lebannon?

[MrNwnwnwnw]

DONT POINT GUNS AT CHUCK NORRIS AND HIS CAR!!!

[DANIELSUTCLIFFE]

@MrNwnwnwnw stop with the "chuck norris" shit, it's old

[MrNwnwnwnw]

@DANIELSUTCLIFFE well to some people its funny so stfu

[DANIELSUTCLIFFE]

@MrNwnwnwnw past funny m'friend so "stfu"

[MrNwnwnwnw]

@DANIELSUTCLIFFE People have different opinions on what is funny if you dont like it then you dont like it, however some of us do so get used to chuck norris jokes cause theyll be around for a long time, so as previously said stfu

[DANIELSUTCLIFFE]

@MrNwnwnwnw some chuck norris jokes are funny but your was shit so come back with a better one thanks! and same as before stfu

[MrNwnwnwnw]

@DANIELSUTCLIFFE listen bud what yiou think isnt what the entire world thinks so do us a favor and quite throwing a bf over a stupid joke and grow up and as previousley said stfu