German Army fail

[wb2kde]

das errinert mich an TAKECHIS CASTLE! :D :D :D :D

[brothachiken023]

what war? If you are saying that germany lost the war, then nobody has ever won a war before. You can't call defeating the whole world one war. Germany won many wars such as defeating the french in WW2 and the Russians in WW1 while on a two-front assault. I think that the Germans actually won many wars.

[eatthecakeify]

@brothachiken023 yeh so true and the reoson germans occoupy france is because of noeploeon he invaded germany back then

[DanoOlarteMendivil]

ja ajaja ja

[starwars95i]

Germany Army looks fun I wanna join.

[BattlefieldView4free]

@frederikblabla why do you say you are not surprised we lost the war? I mean if you type in us army fails you can see a lot of videos about really bad fails of the us army. Missiles don´t work, the are falling over their own feet, a browning 50 cal brakes while shooting it. So i should be surprised y the allies won!!! Also if you think german guns, army... are bad, the us army can easily do without the hk gmg or the hk 416 or xm8!!!!!!!!!!!

[eatthecakeify]

@BattlefieldView4free u tell him

[eatthecakeify]

i think the real enemy here is america und britain und russia they keep remindeding us of something that happed befor my fucking dad was born so y can't u guys leave us germans alone

[marielouiseanthony]

lololol 0.52 haha

[WOCO95]

@frederikblabla and Netherlands

I dont know, but how long has Wehrmacht used to conqeur BENELUX + France ??

7 weeks !!

And you were beaten.

[Kill1981Bill]

1:00 is the best *_*

[JayCe667]

It's a special training designed to improve teamwork and to make sure teams stick to their tasks. The German army uses task assignments instead of commands, so smaller groups can achieve more and react faster. This is also the tactics copied by almost every special force in the world.

[Nitram916]

@JayCe667 Nazi's.

[VvIiPpEeRr092]

@Nitram916 You are one of these assholes I really want to meet in reallife!

Look at your army!? Look wikilwaks? And you damn american mean you can call us Nazis for something that happened while most of us wasnt born already?! Your army is now and today, not 60 years ago, a example for human masochists and assholes!

[Bannnae]

you fkking idiots. german army is one of the best organzied armys in the EU.. jerks :D ^^

[ElDiablo277]

@Bannnae trotzdem witzig ^^

[eatthecakeify]

@Bannnae fucking rith

[jupydu]

Treffer, versenk!^^

[tellyman6688500]

i still dont see the point of the other soldiers helping, for then to fail, instead of just crossing the water in an other way.

[TheRobbe216]

this video is funny but the comments are very racist and antisocial

[TheRobbe216]

do not insult the German they have more on it than you think

[HarlderHenker]

looks like a japanese gameshow

[TheJFK18]

i know they Germans, because other Soldiers wouldnt try and would just go to bed crying.

And i am sure that they found a solution ;^)

but it is very funny ( they should have asked an engineer)

[MusicVolumeX]

these are the finals for germanys next top nazi XD!!! 

[Kartoffelpufferboy]

@MusicVolumeX sorry, this isn't funny, this is just racist.

[MusicVolumeX]

@Kartoffelpufferboy i know

[Kartoffelpufferboy]

@MusicVolumeX ಠ▃ಠ

[Beljiah]

die beschreibung is scheiße

[BlubEntertainment]

the video is nice, but the uploader is a idiot

[11111111111111thomas]

0:52 ist das beste xD

[w0ttheh3ll]

as you can see very clearly, no kind of graduation is required to join our army.

[Thorralf83]

looks like physics experiments of a primary school

[osciweewee]

No, this isn't why they lost the war. The reason the Germans lost the war is because they were fighting the war on multiple fronts and tremendously outnumbered like 10 to 1. Hitler could have done it if he had kept Russia as allies. Need I say that the Nazis had captured France and Poland in a month each? Hitler had the knowledge of how to fight the war, its called blitzkrieg, and it worked very well.

[hzj79]

germany alone never conquered poland but germany+soviets occupied poland after a month in 1939.

[Mardion94]

@osciweewee no not Hitler cause of Hitler we lost the War the Generals who worked ut the plans know how to fight a war

[5991dav]

Takeshi's castle



[JBonnTour]

00:55 I love it how the one on the left gets sniped.

[ginodas3]

haha die deutsche "army" hat ja auch m16´s nichwar? so dumm muss man erstmal sein

[SuperPopokeks]

@ginodas3 haben die nich G36

[surviva1000]

@SuperPopokeks  doch hast recht. G36C

[Rouveli]

@SuperPopokeks HK G36C+K, MG4, MG3, G8, HK21, M3M, HK P8, MP7, MP2, MP5, Remington 870, G22 (Version der L96), HK MSG3, RGW90, Dynamit Nobel Panzerfaust, FiM-92 Stinger, 40mm Granatenwerfer, HK-GMG.

[MICHA3363]

man muss dazu sagen ..........das sieht deutlich einfacher aus als es ist ! es ist wirklich sehr schwer mit den wenigen hilfsmitteln =)

[iwannaplaycs]

This is obviously some sort of team-building / creative thinking exercise. I wish the original audio was available... you can clearly see some of the soldiers were dying of laughter during some of those fails lol

[AZNrflX]

this is why they lost the war

[BrotherPrimus]

Love the guy on the left at 0:55 who falls over from laughter!

[Pertairadom]

0:50 xDDDDDDD

[BritishPrashant]

GLaDOS would make mince meat of these test subjects in Portal

[lanner95]

Walking the plank.

[heinixxx]

Das ist die Bundeswehr-Variante von "Portal" würd ich sagen.

Bestimmt ne coole und sinnvolle Übung, um das eigenständige Überwinden von schwierigen Hindernissen mit begrenzten -in diesem Fall wohl vorgegebenen- Hilfsmitteln im Team zu trainieren. So gurkig, wie die BW auch aufgrund politischer Erwägungen gehalten wird, das hier ist doch pfiffig!

Und die Kameraden machen einen guten Job!

[Buh1188]

ich glaube das sind die outtakes der deutschen Bundeswehr

[Mase11888]

How can u solve the problem?

[KonZhighcl3ric]

@Mase11888 parkour :D

[Getdosunated]

Erstmal selber versuchen mit den Mitteln bevor man so einen schwachsinn sagt .

Und ja es gibt genug Videos von jeder Armee auf der welt die genau solche Fail momente hat also sollte man die Lustige seite sehen , und mal die geschichte beiseite lassen , den der spruch "Not too Suprised that they lost the war" ist kindisch und überflüssig .

[jelkica26]

1 : 07 he pushed him

[Sapiensus84]

also wirklich so dumm wie die sich anstellen darf sich keiner beschweren dass die als idioten beschimpft werden

[STROBOistMEGA]

ich finds lustig das sich jetzt so über die deutschen lustig gemacht wird :) aber ich glaube das das einzelfälle sind und es genug solcher videos über die us army und die franzosen und sonst wen gibt ;) also muss man das nicht so allgemein sehen

[johnmanolo05]

im a filipino but i think german army is the best of all

[MacEifer]

It's a physics puzzle, not an army exercise. I'd like to see other country's boot camp grunts handle it.

[robin132132]

wauw, they just Cant! do ENYTHING

[Metzke100ify]

Hey mans in austria died a soldier in a tank. The muni are explodet in the tank. And people of germany have sayd. Austrian military are stupit. And whitch army is stupid austrian ore germany.

I think germany.

[kobaz92SRBIN]

stupid Germans, they are stupid like dick XDDD

[pojogermany]

Takeshis castle remake !

[HurensohnakaDeineMom]

ihr idioten sollt euch auch auf den stein SETZEN udn nciht stellen, omg

[Peace4world100]

Did you saw that triple fall down :) lol "triple KILL"

[eric2000ob]

this makes the BUNDESWEHR(it is modern not WW2 time) soldiers so intelligent and good and high trained force

[bujangria]

good soldiers always try anything to achieve their goal.....

[eatthecakeify]

fucking americans not so great they join every fucking war suppose the british turn comunist the america will start a war just because its comunist like u see russia,veitnam,iran,iraq, fucking usa

[bujangria]

@eatthecakeify I am not German.... but I was retired from the army and I know what life in the army look likes. is not easy to become a good soldier. for me Germans army are the professional that always tries a new tactic and invention for war.

[WeeItsNookies]

This is a training exercise even America uses. People are divided up in small teams and they have to use objects to do things of this nature. Basically its to build teamwork and critical thinking and problem solving skills, and they America fails like this too at it. I'm sure any armed forces guy can fill in :p

[ACCCorsa]

Unsere Jungs..... Ach ja... Herrlich anzusehen!!! 

[Raptor808808]

ohmann wir sind schon ein kleiner spassverein :D ... immer wieder lustig mit den jungs ^^

[ColaPac]

Die Deutsche Armee ist gegen jede Armee gewappnet... nur nich gegen sich selbst :DD

[Kartoffelpufferboy]

should be called:

'german army vs. reallife physics'

:D

[freakforguys]

@Kartoffelpufferboy its called "Bundeswehr" :)

[Kartoffelpufferboy]

@freakforguys i know, i am from germany! :D

[house2011owns]

okey and we have 2 win the war with this.... :D

[4dresdner]

i can prever that the mission was to get over the water with not enough opportunities...like the too short board ?

[Bizarrnonsense]

schubst der kerl rechts bei 01:08 das brett ins wasser xDD? sehr kollegial.. ^^

[USMCBloodz]

@Bizarrnonsense Nein er wollte sich auf das Brett stellen, weil er gesehen hat das es runter rutscht.

Nur leider zu spät xD

[666Templar666]

It looks pretty funny, but actually its not as easy. You only have few materials (plank, box, rope) to get on the other side. Its an exercise and training of logical thinking and problem-solving.

We only saw the fail tries, I think. Because I did that too, during my basic training and I know, that most of my comrades, including me, didn't get wet.

So never think we aren't capable of getting over a river. Too much examples in history are showing us the contrary. :)

[ZARYKJ]

hats an dem tag überhaupt jemand mal geschafft?? xD

[Gerrib79]

Exakt aus diesem Grund sollten wir uns nicht mehr an Kriegen beteiligen... das hat nichts mit Moral zu tun... die Jungs sind doch total verloren im Einsatz! ;)

[Admilson290]

@Gerrib79 aja :D nur weil sich hiern paar grünschnäbel an ner ziehmlichen scheren aufgabe die Zähne aussbeißen , heist das doch noch lange nicht dass die Bundeswehr schlecht ausgebildet ist . Ganz im Gegenteil sie ist sogar eine der best ausgebildeten armeen der welt ;D

[TheRefleks1978]

This is obviously staged. :D And Germans lost the war not because of their soldiers.

[2tereserve]

British exchange students ...on the way to MI5 ...

[COOLHANDGermany]

I know this obstacles the goal of this obstacles is to cross them with the material given to you by the instructors. You have only 1 plank wich is way to short to cross the obstacle in Video 1 wooden Box and 1 Rope. The Goal ist to cross the complete obstacle without becoming wet not touching the ground, take all the material with you and all this in maximum 5 Minutes. The purpose of this course is to train the team skills of the squad. Video is Best of :D (not all obstacles are shown in this.

[dedustetman]

0:52 LOL immer mit dem kopf zuerst

[TheCrank77]

erwarte das unerwartete^^

[InsertLady]

this made my day. xD /tears

[TheMGOkilla]

Lol, this is proof Germany is a land-war country, not a sea-faring country.

[timmeoe]

Ist es der Sinn der Übung, ins Wasser zu fallen? xD

[Moronisaurus]

At least it looks as if you had pretty good laugh making the videos!

Stay  safe!

[MalteAllDay]

olol die hatten die aufgabe mit den ihnen zur verfügung stehenden materialien eine brücke zu bauen ^^

[EinradSchema114]

hats einer geschafft :D

[xtimiboy]

Wo ist das ganze denn ?Lernen die dort schnorcheln oder warum sind die alle im wasser?Nein spass bei seite sieht lustig aus

[DBoiAZ]

jez freun sich die amis ^^ die deutschen fallen ins wasser und leben und was is mit den amis in omaha beach passiert, die sind auch ins wasser gefallen

[trje246]

@frederikblabla really? You're a total knob shinner mate.

[smallollie]

obviously not part of the engineer unit

[Malle743]

bei 1:08 schubst der eine typ den doch auch noch rein das ist ja unfair

[nikolai9797]

Den Titel hättest du genau so gut auf deutsch schreiben können !! :(

[Gimpzomg]

Das errinert eher an Takeshis Castle... ^_^

[DJpopel]

YOu wanna talk shit, talk it to me mothafukkas! Panzergrenadier (mech.Infantry), and PROUD, you fuckin pog pansy Bitches. Nobody fucks with Grenis, even our very own Paras leave us the FUCK alone when theres any kind of get together. In that way were kinda like the Marines. They all talk and say we a buncha knuckleheads but nobody wants to test cause they know they gonna get layed the fuck out.

we got just as many rear echelon mofos, however.

Ach so und gruß an die partysoldaten(luftwaffe;-)

[DJpopel]

oh so TYPICAL!

As usual, theres a vid about the german army and a bunch of butthurt brits come over here to talk smack.

First of all, your probably all a buncha POGs anyhoo, I doubt one of the cocksuckers talking shit here has ever done service in any army.

second of all, as @therichardking4242 says and I actually did not know, this is apparently a team building exercise. You sir, must be a noncom, or a (blegh) officer:-).

third, yalls can talk but everybody KNOWS you dont fuck with krauts

[FahrenheitProduction]

Heer xD

[kilerkai]

This is not the German army that is the Iranian

[moffig1]

@kilerkai How can you know that?

[Crusherle]

@moffig1 He does not know it. I was a german soldier and the equip in this vid is exactly the same i had...Conclusion: German Army.

[kilerkai]

@moffig1 We have a special mark on the breast when we train

[moffig1]

@kilerkai but it is impossible to recognize a mark from this distance with such a bad camera quality!!

[kilerkai]

@moffig1 but you can see that it's just so big and has a great contrast to the uniform

[Plexusonfire]

Personally, I could've jump crossed most of these gaps...Thanks to Parkour practice...

[QuadroHex]

They fail ? Did I red correctly ? That's why they wipedout 20 millions . Because they failed xD

[SovietBear91]

@QuadroHex it is not a big deal to kill so much children and women

[DipDop99]

0:53 the guy on the left was litrally ROFLing.

[therichardking4242]

What your seeing is a test of leadership skills. They are give a board that is to short on purpose and then told to lead their men across. No one really succeeds in making a brigde that works. But can you lead or not is tested. And I did a test just like this in the U.S. Army.

[bratley2008]

thats what u get making shit bridges

[TheCentralServices]

Germany trying to cross the channel!

[Nagorn24]

das braucht doch keiner im krieg....

[LPSandMore2]

Das schöne G 36

[Fabian3375]

Ohne Preußen (halb Deutschland) hätte England damals den Krieg gegen Napoleon verloren...Naund? Ohne die Amis hätte England damals den 2. Weltkrieg verloren....Naund? Ohne Deutschland gäbs kein Bier! We love Germany! ♥!

[SovietBear91]

@Fabian3375 oh wieder ein deutscher der keine ahnung von geschichte hat. ohne russland hätte napoleon sowohl GB als auch preußen derbe ins a-loch genommen

[Hickmaann90]

Ja ja. Physik ist ne scheiss Erfindung.

Daran kann keine Armee der Welt was ändern.

[scotty688]

It's probably set up to do this, I know it would be good training that's for sure.

[RaZor34343]

Der letzte war mal geil :D

[The0Freerider0]

Was diese ganzen Amis, Engländer und was weiß ich woher die kommen alle haben die würden sich nichtmals trauen diese übung durchführen weil ihre m4 nichtmehr funktioniert wenn sie nass ist :D



[WarRocker789]

@The0Freerider0 rofl :D

[TinnInches]

Their Army might suck, but while I was stationed in that Country, I found that their wives and daughters suck more!

[ytuyork]

quien dijo ke en la armada no se saben divertir ? ajajaja

[willbeanz1]

This is why we won the war, twice

[Rockabillyforlive]

das ist der unterschied zwischen Deutschen und Amis....wir Deutschen haben kein Geld (für die Armee,und generell...naja,scheiß aufen Bund) und die Amis hams....

Wir müssen dafür Bücken bauen....

die Amis ham stattdessen Panzer dafür...:D

[Barm1989]

@Rockabillyforlive Wir haben ebenfalls Brückenpanzer...^^ I'd like to see everyone of you in this case... I think some of you aren't able to get on the box...

[adrian94fcb]

@Rockabillyforlive die "amis" haben auch kein geld dafür sparen das geld was sie für die armee brauchen aber am gesundheitsystem usw^^

[928880]

die hätte einfach nur renne müssen

[frederikblabla]

Know what's hilarious (I speak German), all the German comments to this video are like "lol"lol"lol" etc, and half of the English ones are people who are pissed off at me. I am sure the Germans are perfectly capable of taking offense on their own, so leave it to them.

[HenryHlord]

immer das gewehr trocken halten XD

[xtomx007]

jaja die gute alte bundeswehr

[donfanto1]

which idiot put up this video? even a dumb fuck would have guessed that they are newbies. i wish to see how the author of this video would do this exercises?

[PlutoniumLauncher]

physik gibt es in deutschland nicht! :D

[HannesF29]

Deutsche Qualitäts arbeit :D

[EXA32]

so you are saying that they lost "The War" based on a bunch of recruits? Damn u know how to generalize

[sonnytenedo]

I wish they were laughing at this time : )

[daroek]

the table is shorter than the gap, That is what they have to solve with the elements that give... idiots!!! and in all wars were minority and always gave fight.

not as you sneaked that in all wars and invented so many for economic

[jugernot98kkj]

i like the part when they fall in the water

[MultiMillitary]

soldiers?

they look more like boy scouts!

[guy56ify]

Why don't they run across, geez think twice Haha it's to hard not to laugh it funny and they all took an arrow to the knee hahhah

[frederikblabla]

alright alright, I'm wrong, they did conquer Europe, but this is exactly why they did not conquer Britain.

[Sc2suchti1997]

@frederikblabla hey germany had loose 2 world wars

but now we are on of the economically strongest nations in the world

and in military we´re not bad we build one of the strongest tanks

and battleship in the world :D

[Myophibrile]

@Sc2suchti1997 here u see why we lost the two ww's.... :D

[Szaryk1]

@frederikblabla that is wrong. They did not conquer Britain because they no would this.

Remember Dunkirk and Hess and check the British Archives how many proposals of peace germany send to Great Britain. Archives please not History books!

[xCobi]

@frederikblabla without the usa germany conquer britain in a few month :)

[MrGabrielananda]

@frederikblabla its just a selection of british imigrants in german army

[R3dTigerM40A3]

@frederikblabla they would have conquer britain if the canadians would'nt have destroy the nazis u-boats.

[Haloprogamer1996]

the video itself is funny but you description ? ..... "not too surprised they lost the war" ??? man i've seen US soldiers doing more idiotic things and also british soldiers singing half-nacked merry christmas on a ship or russian soldiers on a parade falling like dominos cause one of them stumbles. and if you look on Hawks806 comment you see what the truth is because this men from the german army got a far more hard training than anyone else and people like you are just stupid ball lickers

[geamigo654]

hahahhahhaa

[FearToNothing]

well, that's why hitler killed many of his own soldiers.

[Rosarinimara2]

Einfallsreichtum kann ma ihnen jedenfalls nicht absprechen:)

[bkim9289]

.... the lost what WWII? the only reason why they lost WWII is because they attack the soviets.

[Bucephalosbvba]

Yeah, this is totally how they conquered europe during ww2

[Eisenbieger667]

bleibt zu hoffen, dass wir nie einen verteidigungsfall haben.....

[Pengochan]

The idea is to omprovize with the materials you're given, but i'm sure everyone here has already seen the obvious solutions to the problems ... but me.

[TrainHardNeverQuiT]

F@CK dis! It's so funny xDD

[Ale21638]

das wurde extra gemacht !!!!!!!!

[DruMaCh]

omg das ist doch nicht ernst gemeint oder? wen doch fällt mir nix mehr ein dazu :D

[Demonian1985]

LOOL LOOL LOOL!!! Lachflash! Einfach Göttlich!

[GreenwoodMixes]

schonmal überlegt das der sinn der übung drin liegt das 95 % der männer baden gehen?

[HenryHlord]

ach ja die hochdekorierte infanterie unserer nation ;)

[minimums7]

I can only repeat what Hawks806 said.... also....it needed the whole world to fucking conquer us in WW2.

[aca91saj]

@minimums7 no only russia

[minimums7]

@aca91saj What about the other allies? ;) BTW, Russia nearly lost on Stalingrad... if the leaders in stalingrad didnt make bad decisions we had won

[aca91saj]

@minimums7 if the leaders .... if the leaders ..... xD ..... if stalin didn`t kill all his officers before the war the second world war would be finished in 41 ...... the other allies were not mainly important because the whole german army was in russia more than 3 milion soldiers and the d-day would be a success when all these soldiers had been at the french front

[Mirkoistverliebt]

Die Bretter zur überquerung sind extra zu kurz. Ich hab diese Bahn auch schon überwunden. Es gibt immer nur einen Trick um das jeweilige Hinderniss zu überwinden. Jeder der sagt es wäre einfach hat es noch nicht hinter sich gebracht. Vor allen Dingen wenn gesagt wird 4 Objekte und eine Minute Zeit los gehts.

[TheBernhard100]

Naja, wir üben so sachen halt, möchte sehen was deine tolle US Army macht wenn sie ein fluss überqueren muss und nicht weiß was richtig oder falsch ist.

Ach ja, versuch mal ein krieg gegen die ganze Welt zu führen und so lange durch zu halten wie wir.

[MrLegalizer]

259 mussten da auch schon durch :D

[Zylinderverschluss98]

1:06 xD