Messy Mondays: Things I Wish I Could Forget

[HuntressPheobe]

Oh MY GOSH I LOVE HIS POETRY!  Happy now?

[Skaterchick1613]

wonder if the truck driver is in hell.... HILARIOUS JORDAN YOUR POETRY IS VERY MOVING!!

[lparman999]

joe jonas mommy i said crap!!!!!!!!

[sarahhorsecrazy99]

lol

[amandaparodi]

"God doesn't want credit for all the stupid things you do." TRUE!

[SmashingYourPumpkins]

I bought the Evanescence CD the day after it came out. Good CD. I also knew about it two months earlier. And Linkin Park has obviously been alive... I also bought their CD. I love your YouTube video. But that made me officially... Annoyed.

[wolfieinu]

@SmashingYourPumpkins I got the new Evanescence CD as well when it was new but apparently there was a version with 4 more tracks on it? This probably means that I got cheated... somehow...

It was a bit of a generic CD for them, just more of the same really... but that's not necessarily a bad thing...

[BethanyBooHu]

I finally have something to look for every monday.

[BobTheHun64]

Rise of The Apes was a good remake.

[RyanX1231]

Hey, the only Linkin Park song where they rhymed "Real" with "Feel" was "Somewhere I Belong" and besides They are AWESOME!!! :)

[Hotchick41009]

dont you dare trash the tree must-caters

[kaeladancerify]

Shut your face



[evangelistbro]

Laughter, like a good medicine...funny, insightful stuff...subscribed.

[nlscroggins]

i feel like you're yelling at me :(

[pfcstoute]

God doesn't want credit for all the stupid stuff you do.....aaaahhhghhhhhhahahahaha­haha Can stop laughin....finally a funny young Christian...who isn't a corn ball boring the pride out of us!

[mrspuckerman93]

"Why couldn't you be like Nick?" Classic!!

[racheldnoble]

So far I have agreed with everything this guy has said. He's awesome!!

[1050shan]

evanecense new cd rocks!!!!!! wel its old now but i got it when it came out haha :D and linkin park is still rockin!!

[leahbee93]

The laugh was the best part of the video!

[glittermustang]

"Why couldn't you have been like nick?"

That made me laugh pretty hard :)

[Darthbrandon]

I got 10 seconds and found a mistake. THE THING IS A FREAKING PREQUEL! NOT A REMAKE!!! Just had to get that out.

[daisyprincess1323]

@Croc214 ikr!!!! seriously, love him... disliking that comment or so:(

[Eighmoohful]

Oh my gosh Jordan! Your poetry is amazing!!

Just kidding.

[DinoDude65]

The new The Thing is a prequel to John Carpenter's. Not a remake.

[ZevaTayler]

Oh my gosh THANK YOU! I have some "friends" that say God told them to do EVERYTHING!

[musiconly1221]

Those stupid mines!!! ROFL!!!

[iluvnerfguns]

If you have millions of dollers, don't spend it on an original idea. HELP HUNGRY PEOPLE!

[gamedeep]

But if I click the subscribe button again then it will UNSUBSCRIBE!!!

[TheMCN038]

Does any body know what precideous means (sorry if I spelled it wrong)

[jadealane0223]

"People who aren't living for God generally commentate by talking about Him allll the time"

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTT? ive noticed.

[Jmtc3Man]

"Or how about Joe Jonas? He came out with a CD too this week. Apparently it's got an EXPLICIT content sticker stamped on it? He must have said, "Crap" and his mommy found out about it. 'WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE BEEN LIKE NICK?'."

[Mckaylah04]

OMG Jordan, I love your poetry!!!!!!!!!!!

[Della6Vaughan]

I don't think my best time was ever more than a minute on minesweeper.. those mines are seriously the most annoying thing ever xD.

but Evanescence and Linkin Park aren't things that should be forgotten :(. Evanescence's new CD pretty much left me speechless, in a good way xD.

[Deemer105]

OMG Jordan, your poetry is amazing!!!

[Mswiee]

"Joe said crap

Why couldn't he be more like nick?" true dat. Joe's got the look, nick's got the talent.

[theCisforme]

"Well, I'm off to go beat my best time of 56 seconds on Minesweeper--diffculty: easy!" bahahaha

[graceroxursoxXD]

I love you, but Evanescence is definitely NOT better left forgotten. Justsayingloveyoubye<3

[FlyingAce1016]

@graceroxursoxXD agreed 

[maylee635]

yea i've definitely been hurt by someone claiming that God told him to. Haha :P lol yea minesweeper is my arch nemesis

[94RockerChick]

Minesweeper....BAHAHA. I hate that game.

[lupevensie]

I've beaten Minesweeper on easy in 10 seconds. :)

[Brickacron]

I know right. Those mines are EVIL!

[MysticalSelah]

YOUR STUPID MINDS! STUPID! STUPID!

[meredithjohnston13]

Joe jonas comment= life made

[MissPunyMonkey]

Oh my gosh, Jordan your poetry is amazing!! :D

[forbiddenfollies]

you need your asthma? what? lol more like inhaler XD

[Briaaah]

Footloose wasn't good in the first place?! What are you thinking?

[peskytresky]

lol you remind me of Donny Osmond. :)

[SteenatheCatrobat]

Hey! I like some of Evanesence's songs. They're deep. At least their not like most silly songs nowadays that sing about sex, partying, and "OH MY GOSH! This guy/girl is HAWT!"

..lol XD You do have a point though. Can't help but like SOME re-makes though, I mostly prefer movies in which you can tell that the people who worked on it actually cared about the story. I know what you mean about those people who justify their actions by saying "God told me to!" :( It's sad. I'm sorry if you were hurt.

[WizardofNarnia92]

Excuse me, but I happen to like the new Three Musketeers movie!

[bluekricket7]

I seriously just played Minesweeper!! bahahaha

Except I don't play on easy so.... yeah

[LoveOrBeHated]

"Why couldn't you have been like Nick?!" hahaha 

[IceyJerk]

@LoveOrBeHated LOL, that made my day.

[MrTyhare]

@LoveOrBeHated OH MY GOSH JORDAN YOUR POETRY IS AMAZING O_O

[IronJamex]

OH MY GOSH JORDAN! YOUr PEOTRY IS AMAZING!

[2BrosVideos]

The Thing is a prequel.

[miraclechick15]

Dude. I love the plaid.

[CorrineAnette]

'I wounder if kitty is in heaven and truck driver in hell?' haha i died laughing! :D

[jonasxluverx4xever]

haha i absolutely love the whole 'why couldn't you be like Nick' part! i died at that part haha!

[EmDivina]

you're killing me! man, you're hilarious. keep it up :) ... and i know everyone is writing "why couldn't you have been like nick?" but i'll repeat it because that was gold. :P

[bananamawn]

Oh my gosh, Jordan! Your poetry is amazing!

[Croc214]

What's wrong with Evanescance and Linkin Park?!

[colbykinz1]

@Croc214 everything..

[Croc214]

@colbykinz1 Oh well. Each one to his own taste. :P Not everyone's a rocker or metal head like me.

[colbykinz1]

@Croc214 that's not really metal.. august burns red is metal. haste the day is metal. evanescance and linkin park are like a light stroll in the woods.

[Croc214]

@colbykinz1 True enough. Linkin Park is classified as NuMetal and Evanescence is gothic. Beside Agust Burns Red, being Christian and all, is way better than either of those.

[SteveTheWonderLlama]

@Croc214 Everything is wrong with Evanescence and Linkin Park.

[FlyingAce1016]

@Croc214 true that

[AnnabethChase77]

@Croc214, oh you know the fact that they have stupid haters like you so please stop insulting thing that people like and btw (this is inportant) please shut up.

[Croc214]

@AnnabethChase77 I wasn't insulting anyone. I just want to know peoples reasons for not likeing those bands. I don't have a problem with them.

[bunn1989]

@Croc214 Everything.

[khawk14235]

Easy? 6 seconds...

[khawk14235]

I lov- really really like Ice hocky! Although blades of steel is better.

[jba1999]

WHY COULDN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE NICK!!!!!!!!!! i died when i heard that!!!!

:D

[TLJesusFreak37]

OH MY GOSH JORDAN YOUR POETRY IS AMAZING!! :D

[christianfilmer1500]

...I watch CSI:Miami ...and CBS Comedies...*awkward*....lol

[BereanHomeSchoolMom]

I am completely offended that you say the original "Footloose" wasn't that good...I mean God told me to go see it, seriously....He told me to go see if like those 5 times I went (okay, I lost track of the real number of times I saw it in the theater...yeah quickly do THAT math of how old I am)...but really, I mean any movie that has the line, " If you ask me, Ren is a total fox." I mean really, how can you go wrong?

[TheBrixarStudios]

and If I clicked the subscribe button I would be simply UNsubscribing and If I did that I would commit suicide

[TheBrixarStudios]

OH MY GOSH JORDAN YOUR POETRY IS AMAZING

[TheBrixarStudios]

I am not a stupid person :( :P

[MsTydus14]

I wish you would do a skit on why all movies about bible characters are full of actors with British accents. With the exception of "The Passion of Christ." Thanks for making me laugh.

[43881tim]

he hates the remakes of the batmans?

[taylorbeiber14]

OH MY GOSH JORDAN, YOUR POETRY IS AMAZING!!! :D

[crazed4corgis]

"Let you be you, and let me. BE ALIVE."

[PrettyPanther818]

"The three musketeers has been remade more times than Britney Spears has re-invented herself..."

Hahahha :)

[khflippinfreak]

Awww your slam on Evanescence made me sad. :(

But I have to admit, even though I love Linkin Park, your comment on their lyrics was pretty funny. XD

[daisyice123]

You are way better than most preachers.

[fetchseason3rocks]

Hahaa after watching a couple of videos of this guy, I've realized he seems to have a problem with everything.

[carlosrocker52]

yes. i knew evenesance came out with a new album. but not that jonas dude

[wesmonster17]

you sound like a smaller ashton kutcher

[Emmy1192]

Jordan, for you, I would slay 2 Goliaths <3 hehe

[Onefleshabiding16]

Hey, I love remakes. And don't you dare diss on the CBS!!!! CBS is all the TV I need!! It has NCIS, Criminal Minds, and Survivor! What more could you want? Also, your shirt is fantastic.

[12345mo1]

You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."

- House MD

[Saymwen]

Stick to your day job. Wouldn't you have to watch CBS comedies to know about them?

[BoRnTaBwILd]

OH MY GOSH JORDON I LOVE YOU! (And your poetry!)

[BoRnTaBwILd]

OH MY GOSH JORODON I LOVE YOU POETRY! <3

[Echosong8081]

-.-.... i like evanescence <:(

O.o;

[Antherabrawler]

@Echosong8081 Same here. And Linkin Park. :(

[NBlunierProductions]

You make a lot of Britney Spears jokes in your videos

[MatrixIsOrange]

Well said! I'm glad to see you are not blind to what goes on in the church. People who often talk about God are simply trying to earn approval from others.

[DreamDeeply37]

@MatrixIsOrange so so so very true. But then, there are some people who think that because you dont talk about Him constantly, you dont have a relationship with him.

[MadisonAnsleyYouHoar]

I want to marry you, just saying.

[CristiCandi]

@MadisonAnsleyYouHoar same here! :D

[DistantThunder89]

dude....you need to watch "How I Met Your Mother" it's a CBS drama that would have you wetting your pants...no lie ;)

[Onefleshabiding16]

@DistantThunder89 Something tells me he doesn't watch crap.

[AhsokaTano14]

Your vids are soooo addicting dude!!!! I LUV IT!! Oh and BTW I have a Nitendo Game system like one in this video... BUT I GOT PAPER BOY, DONKEY KONG, AND MARIO!! XD

[SouthernBelle1807]

Why couldn't you have been like Nick?!? Hahahahahhaaha!

[hpav92]

Amen to the God not wanting credit for some of the things we say/do.

[momonkey16]

Was that a super nintendo!!!! Lol

[Bobownzall1]

@momonkey16

This comment made me cry a little.

That's a Regular ol' Nintendo!

[robertpetrie1960]

is it just me, or does Jordan look like a VERY very skinny version of Bobby Moynihan.....?

[commentingmythoughts]

@robertpetrie1960 i think it's just you. they have the same coloring, i guess, but that's about it. 

[InternalClientError]

I love Linkin Park!

[cupcakeicing55]

Oh my god Jordan your poetry is amazing! haha

[horseinspired]

Why couldn't you have been like Nick!

I died.

[lalopacoloco]

You are insane. Thanks for the laughs.

[narutoluva2]

What was with the Nintendo 64? xD

[supajordanful]

@narutoluva2 That was a SNES.

[kej908]

@narutoluva2 no... it was NES

[JonasGirl1100]

Joe's CD was explicit because of a Lil Wayne remix of one of his songs...just so you know

[MrTyhick]

heck the remake is a remake...lol

[thatwhichisgiven]

It's also true that people who are seriously in love with Jesus talk about him all the time. It gets hard to tell.

[WhatIfWeChanged]

I only clicked the subscribe button because he told me to at the end. I guess I was too caught up in watching ALL of his videos to remember... oops!

[AwesameTori25]

Supposed to be studying for a Spanish Test:I AM TOO BUSY WATCHING BLIMEYCOW

[HBCworker]

I really like your shirt....just saying.

[EternalAshira]

Lol. I was well aware of evanescenes' new album. It's epic :3

[supajordanful]

@EternalAshira Thank you! :D SOMEONE is an Evanescence fan!

[taylorfan211]

Oh my gosh Jordan! Your poetry is Amazing!!

[HisElbowTouchedMe]

Just found your videos a couple days ago. Now I can't stop watching. Ack!

[girlwithcurls001]

"God doesnt want credit for all the stupid stuff you do". my ex boyfriend broke up with me because he felt God wanted him to. Thank you for putting my thoughts into words:)

[marleydavis11]

i love csi. it is my favorite show on earth. it should NEVER be forgotten!

[brakingthehabits]

I love CSI

[rosie21214]

"Saw a dead cat, asked God Why!? wonder if kitty is in Heaven" :o..

[97JESUSfreak08]

This guy is hilarious but I can't exactly say I agree with everything he says..

[SaraloverofJesus]

aaaamen!

[msjeneure]

"Why couldn't you have been like Nick" -  Oh my goodness, best.

[gogirlz99]

@msjeneure hahaha!!! :D

[akuhdeemeeuh]

Supposed-to-be-the-Jonas'-mom to Joe: "Why couldn't you be like Nick?!" XD

[JadeInAnEaglesEye]

"God doesn't want credit for all the stupid stuff you do"

So true..

[lavendarf1u7n]

Oh my gosh Jordan, your poetry is AMAZING!!!!!! *cough cough **awful** cough* :)

[LovesMusicandLife]

THOSE STUPID MINES!!

xD!!! I so agree, what American doesn't?:P

[CoryM1000]

@LovesMusicandLife I'm an American that doesn't agree. Well I agree when the first one you click on is a mine but the rest of the time it's an easy game...

[NickJsGurl108]

the jonas brothers thing made me laugh so much. i love them to death, but that was really funny (:

[mrcodebob]

This guy has so much to complain about. Why doesnt he do anything about it? Just sitting there complaining about EVERYTHING that is wrong with the world, is going to get him nowhere!

[DreamDeeply37]

@mrcodebob you cant change everything...he just has a fun way of pointing it out. And his complaining is pretty funny :)

[Kinzo12696]

"Why couldn't you be like Nick?" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD I LAUGHED SOOOOO HARD. I LOVE Nick :D

[RedMetal21]

This is the least amount of screaming in his videos I've heard yet. It makes the screams better. "Saw a dead kitty in the road, asked God WHY!!!!!!!!!"

[SlytherinGirl360]

I watch one video, laugh, click another, laugh, click another, laugh, click another, laugh, click another, laugh.... IT NEVER ENDS

[iLive4Christ13]

I subscribed because he told me too! :)

[DamionChase]

You are amazing!

[Jimwill01]

I'm still looking forward to the remake of "Plan 9 from Outer Space" or is that "Plan 9" from outer space?

Anyhow! I don't think they could do a worse job, even if they tried!

[wepiewepie]

OMG Jordan your poetry is AMAZING!

[Gracelovestodance]

First off: AWESOME laugh, man. :) Second: lol I am supposed to be doing schoolwork right now. You are good at distracting.

[SwiminthePoole]

Can I marry you so you can just entertain me with your stories????

[EzonianGirl]

I agree, Hollywood is going a little nuts with all the remakes. This video made me laugh. You're a smart guy Jordan!

(In addition: I love minesweeper!)

[popcornflute]

He reminds me of cyr

[Kemmeyz]

You have a really contagious laugh. I love it.

[MeLoVeAlmOstEveRyoNe]

I clicked it O.O

[dedumdadumking]

DUDE!! I share what gets on your nerves the most.

Every video you put up I have to stop myself from commenting on. Usually because I couldn't agree more or be more jazzed about what you were saying. There, glad I got that off my chest. Now I can go comment on everything without feeling like a stalker.

[epicecho124]

I clicked the subscribe button :)

[MilkshakeMen1]

I love these videos

[ilove2shop100]

lol

[XiXmeTalhead140XiX]

I do think hollywood is making WAY to many reboots these days (I mean really, they're gonna reboot SUPERMAN!?), but that dosent mean I wont go see The Amazing Spider Man. I went to go see the first Spider-Man when I was five, and I would be a hypocrite if I didin't go see this one. Btw The Thing is awsome.

[MrBowman187]

Why is there so many cut scenes? You cant just sit and talk like a normal person?

[alexandriaedwards10]

"It depends if I took my asthma and Ritalin medication" hahaha

[xSmittyxCorex]

HEY! ...I like Linkin Park XD and the new CD is really good. But I loved the using "God told me" as an excuse thing, A! MEN!

[draw2much]

Why do people keep asking why you're yelling? Haven't they figured out that's your "thing"? It's that thing you do to be funny or stand out or... I dunno. You yell. It's you. Talking normal is for wimps. ;)

[wayfarer365]

Yes, I knew Evanescence came out with a new CD . . . :) Thanks for making this point! I have a feeling that if I ever have a problem with modern society I'm just gonna wait for one of your vid lol

[MissMc1320]

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS YELLING IN EVERY SINGLE STINKING VIDEO!?!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[ABBAnMJ]

I say we burn all of the CINDERELLA STORIES before we see anymore. Leave that beautiful cartoon in peace.