Bill Bailey's Bunker Blog (6): 2012 - The End Of The World

[MrJJ2K]

I want an anarchist cockatoo too.

[BIBLEisMARKofBEAST]

God will determine the end and the trouble that is coming and that is now beginning. Man replaced their Creator with a book about Him, the bible. Jesus is angry because they use His name to live after the lust of the flesh while at the same time ignor Him in the Spirit.

THE BIBLE IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST!

[TheAntiPC]

I had no clue this channel existed. Glad to find it, and you sir. Perhaps I could listen to you for hours. If I had the time.

[jamesblackpresents]

wish you were my dad. xmas dinners would be incredible.

[mistymoobones]

Is that a pioneer RT 707 reel to reel bill? I want it!

[ronthescone]

Trompolinati genius

[MrReuben13]

I had a trampoline once.

[TheLcass]

Actually over the next 40 years this will happen electromagnetic reversal will only cause chaos for maybe a week all it is is reversal of magma which controls the variations this would flip north and south only really allowing helium 3 and neutron streams not much damage will come maybe power outages.

[rowanmac22]

Lol funny

[Doeney]

I was gonna use a Superman suit for the trampoline. Now I'm not so sure...

[V6stu]

Get him on X FACTOR!!!!!!

[Just1Micky]

I'm an eagle... and I can fly!

[NZDuriahheap]

Dummies. This was serious. That was me on the phone just before I delivered Bill pizza. He lives there now.

[InsanityORreality]

LOL

[gregoryhoyes1]

Absoloutly Sh*t not funny at all!

You r the worst comedian i have ever seen

[jaggerrai]

Not funny

[jamesrdolan]

Brilliant!!

[Bree8]

I won't be getting my trampoline from ASDA as I ain't it's bitch!

[jonathan1994ish1]

Awesome jumper on the bird!

[oweosc12]

Made my day that

[EnvYBMXING]

Lol

[CrazyVidGamer]

What are these Tomblerens???

[nidge101]

The tramalinati??! LMFAO! Thank you Bill, you're bloody hilarious :-)

[ibuchanan82]

I'm surprised to read the comments and find the volume of people who actually think Lord Bailey is being serious! Either agreeing with him or calling him retarded... Interesting. I liked his early warning system- a bird with a jumper on.

[CoolDudesJunk]

@firesinge4

Birds use magnetic north as a reference to where they're going, like a natural compass in their brain.

If north were to switch with south then you'd have birds flying north for the winter - freezing to death because they've just flown to a colder area than they were previously.

[Shawoddywoddt]

Lol you tell em bill everyone must buy trampolines and eagle suits just incase.

[firesinge4]

I dont understand...could someone tell me how animals migrating is going to end the world? Or is this just sarcasm. ;P

[TheCrosswind19]

Bullshit well I hope...

[JonesyBoy2599]

Im just glad tht the world wont end in 2012 although it would be fun to fly

[DocPopulus]

If one is in mid front flip having bounced on a trampoline at exacty the time the geomagnetic reversal occurs, as one is upside-down, arse about face will become face about arse and therefore one thrown to the ground or shot up into the air. Therefore heed warning: do not jump a front flip on the 21st of December 2012... You could arrive at an unfortunate state...

[TheApollotd]

Pretty funny

[LittleMuckyMe]

Hmmm I like Bill Bailey but these aren't very good are they?

[binaryfunky]

All i have heard is that bears in xmas hats will be eating jam sandwiches on trampolines.

[tuxyboo]

@083js these trivial matters need not concern the army of immortals, as true metal will live forever.

[HeatherMeadow]

I do think that he's very funny

[autosuggestion]

I don't think he's funny at all

[083js]

I own 2 trampolines .. as an expert on this matter, I must explain that the ability to keep yourself airborne will greatly reduce the effects of magnetisimal transfluctuational breakdown, thus when things go arse about face, the effects on your body will be greatly reduced, please keep this to yourself as loose talk will cause trampoline prices to sky rocket and rocket fuel is very bad for the environment ...... death to false metal .

[tuxyboo]

The trampolines.... Bounce the chaos away when the magnetic flux reverses. Those who jump on that day will be launched to the far reaches of space due to gravity reversing. The eagle outfits just to fool the bears and salmon.

[itchcitizen2]

we know who the bears are don't we bill !

[WasLilChrisnowbigish]

tempted to get a trampoline and does this :/

[PCH92]

"Too much fighting on the dance floor!" Should be a mandatory start to all your blogs Phil :p

[al3699]

bill is safe as his klingon brethren will transport him away before they blow up the earth

[anon7096]

You are Bill Bailey. 'Nuff said.

[svenso777]

wow bill ..what a series..outstanding stuff ..great piece of work 

[IrishRickyX]

Trolololo

[dpcon1994]

4 clearly hate comedy...

[Ironlord2015]

@dpcon1994 6 do now :-D



[3nlight3nd]

Bill, You always know where you are with your Towel! Remember?

[AdamWalkerUK]

You're in dreamland mate. Retard

[Tubz84]

@AdamWalkerUK You're a c**t.

[CrestalMyth]

@AdamWalkerUK Don't take this guy seriously. Trolling does not get more obvious.

[AdamWalkerUK]

@CrestalMyth I was directing that comment at Bill Bailey(video author) my friend, he is in a dreamland! I am well awake mate! Peace

[BoldAsLoveJames]

You are a complete legend

[aj863]

Hope you have tea and coffee making facilities down there, Bill.

[iiCusTomzxHD]

LOL , remind me to buy my weed of u next time LoL Bill :D

[tacticalbattledroid]

iv started to dig a hole for my Bunker ';-)

[RelativelyHostile1]

lol bill is hilarious, he took 'taking the piss' to a whole other level ;)

[DaveBulowDBP]

Human slaves in an insect nation...

[cbrusharmy]

Bill has clearly gone bonkers; I love it!

[skunkradioDOTnet]

i love how you mock the idea of an apocolypse, and the way you go about doing that is freaking genius - not to mention hilarious. i laughed my balls off.

[delboyjdf]

What r u on??? Can I have some!!! :-)

[tanja1043]

Mr. Bailey, I agree that the secret trampoline society probably knows something we don't: trampolines are found totally useless in this case. Hence the overstock in trampolines, now on sale to finance their real secret: tar, feathers and a handbook on how to keep safe distance from the sun. You may want to check the baby name rankings and check on the name Icarus. May your landing be safe and keep up your great work!

[SpinalTapGal]

how has this not got a billion views?

[Ogniew]

what's the name of this music instrument?

[WanderingWallaby]

@Ogniew D'you mean the stylophone? (White thingy with a pen stylus...) Retro synth ;)

[Ogniew]

@WanderingWallaby thx man!

[J1MB08]

Just noticed all the toblerone on the right.

[ILolAtYourDemise]

Well, that makes sense, in a way.....i think....

[tomg52325]

The wise troll's predictions are very accurate... do not take this lightly.

[HappyIsFleeting]

xDDD awsome, just awesome. Thank you Mr. Bailey, you have opened my eyes! I shall join you on that trampoline with a vulture suit!

[elspud16]

I'm using a wasp suit.

[emma231182]

why eagles? i've always like the idea of a donkey on a trampoline.if i go with my gut does that mean i'll burn in hell for all eternity as a donkey? if thats the case i'm pretty sure i'll be buggered behond recognition by hitler,bin laden and Mr. motavater.

[JallenMeodia]

What's wrong Obi-wan?

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror; I'm a eagle, I can fly! I fear something terrible has happened.

[WalterLiddy]

Join the millions. Do the eagle suit on a trampoline thing Dec 2012.

[miguelcruz698]

☻☻☻☻

[ChazBoable]

i am going to buy an eagle suit the profit bailey has spoken, ignore him at your own risk.

[hobbitlad]

my dad use to have a gymnasium trampoline in his garden for 10 years.. couple of years later i broke my elbow on one at school :( how sad.

but i never pretended to be an eagle

[hobbitlad]

i didnt know animals are megnetic

[spacecowboy5000]

Then I plan to cover my backyard with trampolines. It'll probably end up like that whole Homer Simpson incident, methinks.

[commanderkruge]

I'd love to join, but I would need an idiot-proof-trampoline, you know, one where you can't fall down and things like that... :P

[chenrikl]

The future does indeed look grim. I have no trampoline.

[FromTheFOD]

Ah how useful. If the world ends on the 21st of December, i wont have to buy any Christmas gifts. I may just get a trampoline and an eagle suit to see out my time. My life is now complete.

[TheEditingShop]

The trampolinatti. BAHAHA.

[DaveTheRaveyah]

i think Insects are going to invade on the 21st of December 2012.

[shadowthewedgehog]

@DaveTheRaveyah Ah AAH Ah ah ah ahhhhh!

[cyberwilkz]

@DaveTheRaveyah where from?

[iamthegreatest2006]

@DaveTheRaveyah Invade Earth from Earth?

[adam15curly]

Amazing as ever.

[Jondelius]

Mr. Bailey. If you are not on a trampoline in an eagle suit on said date, I am going to be severely disappointed. Video evidence must be supplied.

[TrueEmergence]

God I love these <3

[nanookthecrazyskulla]

More, Bill!

[Minidrummer101]

You are a god