Dilbert Animated Cartoons - Golden Egg and Mort Is Dead

[excruciator000]

Alice is breaking 100k a year?

[TheAbhi739]

wow



[qwexas]

I heard something like that really happened. Somebody died at work and nobody noticed for a week. The janitor was cleaning the office and found him I think. I don't know the details. I'm not sure where the person I heard it from heard it from, but I think it was in the news.

[BelchTycoon]

I wish I could crap gold

[PyrotechnicAnarchy]

I feel the same way about dead people. Perfect logic. Until it starts to smell, I guess. Lol.

[d3vilr0ckspolos]

Dilbert always reminds me of Drew Carey for some reason.

[mattblack77nz]

@d3vilr0ckspolos YES!

[bigshow456789]

ya flip top kayo ng flip top pero ang bastos ng sinasabi

[bigshow456789]

@mattblack77nz

[Kwyjibo1992]

mort is dead, that's ironic because "mort" means "dead" in Latin, lol

[SomeIrishGuy19]

I think people might of realised that.Explaining jokes dosn't make them funnier.

[iwasbornpurple]

hey did you know that "mort" means "dead" in latin?

:P

[kefer123622]

the more you know!

[ZenoxDemin]

@iwasbornpurple in french also

[MajBlood]

More notably, Mort also means dead in French!

[you12bme]

@Kwyjibo1992 actually, it's the opposite of ironic: it's appropriate. Irony would be if Mort were alive.

[groscaca69]

@you12bme Mort is dead is ironic since he have the name "mort" all is life. Mort is alive would be more like absurdity kind of humor.

[you12bme]

@groscaca69 you clearly don't understand what 'ironic' means. It's when a word's literal interpretation is opposite what the circumstances imply. Don't trust me, go check the dictionary.

[groscaca69]

@you12bme I understand what you mean and you are right. What i was talking about is more a pleonasm.(mort is dead)

[Nemo447]

Wow, Alice makes $100K, not to shabby for an engineer. Peanuts compared to $40Mill though.

[Mogsoup2]

both of these are excellent, alice is so hilariously cynical

[azntranc3951]

Is it just me or these reposts are in better quality?

[RICHANDROS]

hahaha dude going to bust a vein

[Hreinn91]

I for one dont care very much fo these repeats, seen them and they build up for a major Anti-climax

[0wIEyes]

I wonder how many golden eggs Bill Gates puts out every ten minutes...

[randomperson8888]

none. he pays someone else to do it for him. lol

[WhoTextedMeInClass]

over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Burningcrusader801]

@0wIEyes he makes apx. $1 every millesecond

[archivesbc]

Mort esta moerto - sounds better in Spanish :)

[reapfreak]

As an engineer, I got 2 heroes. Homer Simpson and Dilbert.

[Redlin5]

Good answer!

[cicabeot1]

Repeats, but they're good repeats.

[BrkItX]

haha

[TheBetterGame]

LOL, they're probably repeats again, but they're both new to me, and funny as hell.

[Vashthestampdee]

They are ones we love.

[evilangl]

lol