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  • @ajarman123 Dude, really?!?!? Wrong place to sound off, bro. You're the type that looks for trouble...and you don't really have any YouTube vids. C'mon, son. Get the fuck out of here w/ that bullshit. Post something cool of your own, that you made, then stay to your own and get your own. Check me, kid.

  • @ajarman123 You're a punk.

  • Hilarious!!! all dumb shit aside, it's funny! Gilafinakas ain't a child molester, he's fucking kidding. Come' on, guys. Get a sense of humor. He's not actually playin w/ the kids dick. He's joking around. Obviously, in real life, that is someone's real kid. and they said o.k. cause they understood it's funny and there is no harm done. No need to take shit so literally. I'm sure Zach doesn't want to jack off babies....pretty sure.

  • @ajarman123 In fact, Go find a dildo and GO FUCK YOURSELF

  • @ajarman123 Listen you slack-jawed FAGGOT. I will not tolerate you insulting good comedy like this! If I were you, U best delete your account and pretend youtube doesn't exist or SHUT UP and enjoy this video you Goddamn Retarded, Cock-smoking ,DOUCHE-BAG!!!

  • My name is Carlos thumbs up and i'll jack my little weenis on Youtube

  • I wonder what will the boy think when he'll grow up.

  • huh, it seems that whenever someone posts an opinion on youtube, no matter how absurd, people are obviously going to get mad, but in this video's case, it gets to the point where everyone starts overreacting and throwing some really hateful comments. all people have to say is that's stupid or don't watch it. there's no reason to say fuck you or your a faggot or something like that. Sure his comments were unnecessary and melodramtic, but it's no reason to bitch about it. just ignore it.

  • huh i find it kind of weird that everyone's still being pissed about a comment that was 7 months ago.

  • Not on the table carloos xDD

  • To answer everyone's question about ajarman123, (s)he said, and I quote "You people make me utterly sick. A man is simulating masturbation on a baby. This is a vile attempt at humour, and it is the same juvenile, debased attitude which you people possess which propagates baseless, barrel scraping movies such as this to be produced. If it happened in the real world you would have this man arrested or have the authorities contacted.''

  • @johnnysgotaproblem89 That guy's a dumbass. I would laugh my fucking ass off if someone did that to a baby xD

  • @xkraken93x I did it to a baby once.

  • best part of them all

  • Saving your time on finding comments:

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    2 step ctrl + f / cmd + f guess what the 3rd is

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  • I have no idea what the fuck ajar man is saying. Not bc I'm dumb but bc he's a fucking nerd :P

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  • @ajarman123 dude take a chill pill or better yet why don't you choke on a cow's dick, seriously nobody want's your opinion... Obviously you didn't get the humor out of this, it's funny and you can get over it....

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  • What page is Ajarman123's comment?

    I wanna read it since everyone hates him :D

  • @iPodMocha As of now it's at page 16 :P

  • @ajarman123 from this point forward all YouTube trolls shall be called "ajarman".

    Your total lack of humour shows that you are more than likely a literal troll or hermit. You need to get out from under that bridge of self-righteousness that you have so expertly constructed and join reality.

  • @RingBearer1992 does it even really matter? lol

  • doesn't anyone know how to use the "find" tool that comes on every fucking browser?

  • Forget to ajarman123, this video is about Carlos!!!

  • @Ajarman123, your'e nothin but a structure-mad piece of trash who hates good comedy. Leave alan alone you retarded motherfucker

  • @ercman22

    I was too, don't worry about it. lol

    And for people out there, I'm sorry if I'm telling you what you don't want to hear, but seriously yall aint no better than him, I mean. He has his own opinion. that's what the comments are for, you bitchin at him about his opinion really isn't gonna change it. Even though he doesn't know what he's talking about, i mean if it was really sexual assault the actor would have gotten arrested for doing this on film anyway. Duh.

  • not at the table carlos. thats the best. what about roofies. shouldnt they be called floories!!!!

  • Not at the table Carlos hahaha luv dat movie

  • 22 people agree with that prick ajarman123

  • AJARMAN how the fuck you speak?? i didnt understand a fuckin shit, n why you angry with him?? by the way, you're wrong!

  • @ajarman123 SHUT THE FUCK UP.

  • thumbs up cuz i want thumbs up

  • Whats the song playin in the background??

  • Bahaha..  Dude this is so fucked up lol but yet funny as hell love this movie n

  • these people are still arguing about this lmao @iruleyamomma and you say *I* need to get out more???

  • i'm a girl and i thought it was funny

  • Ajarman, your repeated attempts to insult people are absurd. Furthermore, your knowledge of the English language is limited, despite your attempts at sounding intellectual. Also, the "Funny Arab women" video that you uploaded may show us that it is, in fact, you who issues. You laugh at a different culture while being unable to grasp the culture of the country you currently live in. This alone shows insight into the issue you have.

  • @mikesully52 Firstly my knowledge of the English Language is more than adequate. In fact, I would go as far as to say that it is indeed probably on par with people of a higher intelligence than yourself. I am merely saying that I find the content of this video to be inappropriate and slightly unnerving, in that a grown, rather ugly man is pretending to simulate masturbation on a baby. on a side note, I was laughing with the Arab women video, I find arab women attractive. Being funny is a plus

  • @ajarman123 What you on about at the end there? You sorta slipped off the topic.

  • @ajarman123 You forgot a period idiot.

  • @ajarman123 your stupid go suck mr.chows little chinese nuts!

  • @ajarman123 First, you're not supposed to capitalize the "L" in language, even if referring to it as the English language. Secondly, you are supposed to start sentences with a capitalized letter, not in your comment: "on a side note, ....". Thirdly, punctuation is a must. There you go, a lesson in the English language. On par my ass. :)

  • @techndeck I meant english langugage in its spoken form, not in its written sense. Please drop this subject. it is irrelevant and it distracts us from the issue at hand. I have no qualms with you, God bless you and your well meaning desire to correct my linguistic skills. I am more perturbed by the ferocity of the attack on me for simply pointing out the vulgar nature of this video. Can you not even find a modicum of truth in what I am trying to assert?

  • @ajarman123 Your linguistics seem too fake, as if you force on bigger words to prove a point. Ditto, I don't like arguing.

  • @ajarman123 Lol Did This Nigga Spend Time Looking Up These Words?

  • @ajarman123 Intelligence does not come from one's accumulated lexis, rather it's usage and the manner and thought with which that individual expresses oneself with reason, forethought and clarity.

    To simply state you're on par with "people of a higher intelligence" suggests that these "people of a higher intelligence", such as yourself, waste their time on YouTube frothing at the mouth over inane comments.

    Explain in concise detail how eloquence affects intelligence, or shut your fat gay face.

  • @ChainsawGutsFuck eloquence is an extension of a man's intelligence. Eloquence is the artful manifestation of our thought processes via words, written or spoken and is a necessary predicate for intelligence.

  • @ajarman123 Eloquence can also be a purposeful extension of one's arrogance if used in an inflammatory manner; mastery of a written language doesn't necessarily coincide with mastery of social skills or reasoning.

  • @ajarman123 then why the fuck did u watch this video in the first place?

  • You know what, I have received so much negative attention from you guys but that does not bother me. Your desire to watch something as juvenile and abased as this speaks volumes about your character and how infected your moral compass is. If you find an overweight, dishevelled immature man pretending he is MASTURBATING a baby funny, then I think you guys have issues.

    No I was not molested as a child, I just feel that seeing things like this in mainstream cinema is degrading.

  • @ajarman123

    wow dude...Smoke some weed or get a hotttt girlfriend and get laid because you need to relax.

  • @ajarman123 Then don't watch a mainstream cinema video.

  • @ajarman123 Fricken Faggot

  • @ajarman123 i thought it was hilarious

  • @ajarman123 jesus christ ur gay

  • @ajarman123 you're more of a buzz kill than buzz killington

  • @ajarman123 its just a movie bro

  • @ajarman123 Damn dude i've seen all kinds of jerks in all over the internet, but you... You beat them all..!!! Keep on the good (jerking) job dude..!!!

  • cn i please suck ur dick

  • For people who are like "I CANT FIND AJARMAN MANS COMMENT, FUCK"

    1 Click all comments

    2 Press CTRL+F

    3 type ajarman

    4 ????

    5 profit

  • @i have that movie!:) its really funny!!:) not to mention im a 13 yr old girl, but thats only cause i have 5 big brothers & 2 big sisters so i see a lot of innapropriate movies and stuff lol!!

  • wenis means elbow. :P

  • he's jackin' his little wenis <3

  • LMFAOOOOO this is probably my favorite part of the movie

  • ya know i did this with my niece at lunch one day, and my sister laughed her ass off!

  • "hes jackin his little wenis" LOL

  • lmfao, I love Alan (no homo)

  • a monkey sucking a penis is funny in every language

  • @BillyBonesKnows1 bahahaha he has a thing for penises

  • @BillyBonesKnows1 Munni imev ahv

  • i spent like 10 min. at this one video because i was trying to see what ajarman123 said that pissed everybody off so much

  • @ercman22 you need to get out more

  • @ercman22 what did he say ?

  • @FatKidOnRoids Thank you. Finally somebody with a little common sense. What amazes me is that most people are so intellectually lethargic and fatuous nowadays that they will never come to argue or debate on something of use. However, the moment I make a comment on why I think its wrong for a person to pretend to masturbate a baby in a movie, people are suddenly riled and moved to make brutal, caustic and outright vulgar comments about me and my personality as a person. Its quite sad really.

  • @ajarman123 I'd pay more attention to your grammar than your vocab selection.

  • i dont know what you people are talking about.... i do this to my son all the time!

  • i jack my little weenis

  • press 3 to unleash the power of carlos

  • @ajarman123

    "SUCK ON MY LITTLE CHINESE NUTS...MOTHERFFUKKKKKKKKKKKKKE­EEEERRRRRRRRR"

  • 20 people are Dr. Faggots.

  • Hahahahaha not at the table Carlos!

  • weenis

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  • Hold down 8

  • Hold down 2

  • keep on pressing 3

  • I love that quote, i think this is very funny, but all the liberals that voted and supported obama have no soul, and no humar.... are destroying the USA

  • @kevindcole

    What does that have to do with the video?

  • My friend has a turtois called carlos0_o

  • hahaha favorite part in the hangover

  • hahaha hes jackin his little weenis haha

  • @ajarman you are a tool and a troll. If you think this is so sick, wrong and offensive, why in God's name did you search for it? Just to piss people off? If that scene bothered you that much(and it's not like the kid was naked with his penis out) then you will live a life of many many disappointments as you get older. Ease up man, its not real

  • I wanna see his reaction in 10-15 years when he watches this

  • Not at the table Carlos! I love Zach galifanakis' laugh

  • @ajarman123 your the fucker who look up little babys jackin off

  • I feel sorry for that kid. When he grows up and sees this and knows that it's him, he'll be like, "Where is that ratard that made me jack my weenis in that scene?! I'll punch him in the face and tell him I'll do it at the table all I want!"

  • OMG!! that is sooo funny!!!

  • JACKIN' HIS LITTLE WEENIS.......

  • @ajarman123 ....nigga shut the fuck uuuuupppp.if somebody did this in real life, it would be equally hilarious. he didnt touch the lil' niggas penis for christs sake......Did you get molested when you were little?

  • @Ajak28Hype your a stupid dumbass

  • @Ajak28Hype I do believe you're a black person.

  • @DeathIsMySalvation i do believe you're an irrelevant person

  • @Ajak28Hype nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga...

    y u eat so much CHICKEN

  • @spitfire0071234 nigga stfu

  • @WREQUIEM AY NIGGA WAS YO PRAWLEM

  • @Ajak28Hype lol nigger...

  • @ajarman123 Looking forward to the sequel ?

  • @ajarman123 lol you seriously made me laugh

  • @ajarman123 And you're watching this... why exactly?

  • @ajarman123 I suppose youll protest every movie with a rape or murder scene too, right?

  • @ajarman123 I suppose you're pretty angry they stole Mike Tyson's tiger too...oh, wait...it's a film.

  • @ajarman123 Authorities are faggots just like you. Just watch the movie and shut up.

  • @ajarman123

    It's a movie and he didn't touch the penis.

  • @ajarman123 why the fuck are you watching it then, acting like youre all perfect and shit, stfu faggot

  • @ajarman123 Paging Doctor Faggot.

  • @ajarman123 fucktard

  • @BananaHugger ritard.

    

  • @ajarman123 Im guessng you enjoyed the movie? What makes you think your better than everybody else? Just because your uncle built a clock or something? Speaking of lil wenus's and clock why dont you go wack yours off right now, because its gonna take a lot of time before you see a woman naked.

  • @ajarman123

    Is it wrong that I laughed at your comment so hard I fell off my seat and nearly broke my computer?

  • @ajarman123

    Obvious troll is obvious.

  • @ajarman123 You suck balls, so, shut up!...

  • @ajarman123 wow yo were molested as a child

  • @ajarman123 we wouldn't contact the athourites. YOU would contact the atourities wile we all laugh our asses off and have a good time. And it is not simulating wen all the baby is doing is shaking his fist and his cloths are on u fuking idiot. go shove a cactus up ur pussy

  • @ajarman123

    n00b

  • @ajarman123 You're actually too proud to lose. I hope you understand the world doesn't appreciate proper English. Go to any mainstream music artist right now and find me one that isn't talking about getting wasted, having sex, blowing all of your money, and selling drugs. When you come in on your high horse and boast your intelligence and insult the things people enjoy. They will obviously have conflicting ideas with you. Not many people go to videos just to hate on them. Except for JB.

  • @ajarman123 I'm going to join the fun! a-hem... "Go Fuck Yourself"

  • lol im going to do this next time i go to a resturant

  • haha not at the table carlos

    

  • When this kid grows up he's gonna look at this and laugh his ass off

  • UR FACE

  • what song is this playing in the background?

  • @ajarman123 Why are you watching it if you're so against it? Go protest woman rights.

  • @ajarman123 buddy its a movie calm down

  • @ajarman123 I thought it was hilarious, but i knew there would be faggot like you that thinks it's wrong. Get a sense a humour you boring prick!

  • @ajarman123 That last sentence was meant for you.

  • @ajarman123 So instead of reporting to the people who made the movie, you report to us? I think it's you who has the issue, buddeh.

  • @ajarman123 you are a ruh-tard

  • @ajarman123 Lol, "You people have f-cking issues." IT'S A MOVIE DUMBASS. Telling other people they have issues, WHY ARE YOU LOOKING IT UP THEN? I f-cking hate people who are all serious like you.

  • @ajarman123 PAGING DOCTOR FAGGOT. ur a fucking asshole acting all smart on youtube. nobody gives a shit, its a MOVIE. ive never heard of anybody protesting against a movie because theres a bad part in it. fuck off.

  • @ajarman123

    ok, calm down mr safety (or dr faggot)

    it's just a movie, just forget about it!

  • @ajarman123 honestly, you have issues "HE IS STIMULATING MASTURBATION ON A FUCKING BABY" nobody cares what you think is this what youy do for a living? is your job the official youtube bitchy troll? this is not sexual assault for the fact that the baby didn't have his penis out at all you have to chill you little chode and stop trolling on videos k thanks bye

  • @ajarman123 EVERYONE HATES YOU!

  • @ajarman123 Its Funny Dumbass -.-''

  • @ajarman123

    rub my little wenis and you'll change your mind.

  • Carlos, pfffff you´re such a perv

  • not at the table carlos

  • Omg Hilarious

  • its a movie u uptight bitch!! 

  • @ajarman123 It's a movie.

    Deal with it,

  • @ajarman123 not on the youtube comments ajar.

  • @ajarman123 seriously shut the fuck up

  • @ajarman123<<<<<<<<<<<<<SHUT UP ITS A MOVIE STUPID ENJOY IT! IN MY OPINION ITS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES THATS COME OUT SO FAR!!!

  • @ajarman123 dude.........shut the fuck up.....

  • @ajarman123 hahha i spent soo long trying to find ur gay ass motherucking comment. then i relized it was worth it to see someone this wound up. shut the fuck up you little bastard

  • @ajarman123 then....why are you here?

  • @ajarman123 Not at the table Carlos

  • @Carlos Not at the table Carlos!

  • 17 people did it at the table...

  • 17 people named carlos were offended

  • I Can't help it

  • I almost wanna name my child Carlos just so I can do this...

  • XD

  • so cute

  • hey my name is carlos and i just think it gets anoying after a while cause everybody at skool says this to me and i have never seen this movie thats wy just looked it up

  • @MrCarlossilos Not at the table, carlos

  • @MrCarlossilos just remember........ not at the table carlos!! jk. I like that name