Go the Fuck to Sleep - Read by Samuel L. Jackson

[MrMiscellaneous808]

loved the end of the story, this shit is fucking hilarious

[sukilaker]

SLEEP MOTHERFUCKER!!!! CAN YOU DO IT????

[seaninboise]

YES THEY DESERVE TO GO TO SLEEP, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!

[smith2881]

@xouribb lol nothin, but after listenin to this about twelve times u start to notice things

[chito2050]

I wouldve commented earlier but I went the fuck to sleep after listening to this.

[msjadetay]

Funny as a parent beleive me never said it out loud but it is how I felt!!!

[CarnageAndKaos]

I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKIN KIDS NOT GOIN THE FUCK TO SLEEP!

[awesomesaucemcgeezer]

Oh god... pure gold.

[smith2881]

How come all the people in the book were white, but the narrator is black? What's up with that?

[xouribb]

@smith2881 whats up with your racsit pretentious mind?

[2cool4disney]

aw come on! now i gotta go the fuck to sleep

[TiaJayDelshae]

One book I'd purchase xD

[asdfasdfasdfasdf70]

Read the transcribed captions out loud with the story, lolz will be had.

[FinalFantasyAerith]

I couldn't sleep the other night so my best mate sent me this xD

[rexnickles2]

Bought this for my friends baby shower. ,... Fucking kids

[quuedify]

i listen to this every night

[JackMcQuack]

Ah, man! I was disappointed in the very ending....I was hoping for "Audible hopes you've enjoyed this f*ckin' program!"

[TheCarmillaShow]

@JackMcQuack Holy hell... I thought I was the only one waiting for that wonderful ending but it never came....

[wiisalute]

ok today I have to watch pulp fiction. Never ever saw that movie

[Qwerty0791]

@wiisalute I dare you. I double-dare you mother fucker.

[wiisalute]

@Qwerty0791 Royale with cheese. ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA!

[IKnowAlotOfSongs]

Never laughed so hard in my freaking life

[thisxisxsammi]

Oh, my gosh, this is hilarious. Lmao.

"Hell no, you can't go to the bathroom! You know where you can go? THE FUCK TO SLEEP!"

[Flipperz081]

"I know your not thirsty. Thats Bulls**t, Stop lyin! Lie the f**k Down!"

[chloenicolemackley]

Goddamn I need this book

[mcwave40]

I fucking love this book. Bought it for my parents this Christmas. XD

[thepalmetto]

I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[joegrst]

@mikelisgay

Why are you even worried about that nigga?

Im sure someone willretort and say, well why are you worried about it? Touché. But damnit, fuck the internet except for entertainment purposes and email.

[MIKELISGAY]

"I got bored of the XD so I got rid of it, that and I was getting annoyed with idiots asking or bitching about it."

So defensive that this was necessary? I feel really bad for you because you care way too much about your internet image bro.

[TheCarmillaShow]

@MIKELISGAY You worry about it why?

[DIESEL1844]

LOL ALAN FORD should read this in own way dont know who he is look him up on google English actor

[Matt1999rocks]

i love this book get it on amazon

[RoidTravis]

best story ever



[ROCKSOLID19]

I think that it is important to teach children about swearing. I fucking think that it fucking brilliant!

[torrro99]

i thought he said "My ASIAN" not "My AGENT" at first. so this video was funny fir me right from the start.

[counttofour]

LMAO this is so fucking funny....jesus christ go the fuck to sleep!

[Andrewrfuss1977]

Awsome

[XDress210]

Does he sleep like a bitch?

[Babe123Jess]

lol

[DreadfulControversy]

LMFAO, now I know why Sam is the highest grossing actor of all time.

[bkahen619]

cant wait for the movie to come out.

[Datenshifox]

I feel the same way when I watch my nieces and nephews.

[MrXxEPICFAILxX1]

XD uedgyireugynugyn uiyiuyuiyuwyeiueyWIVBYIUBYVUTB­EW66Y BTeby6  SRY I WENT THE FUCK TO SLEEP ON THE KEYBOARD

IT WORKS

[truendymion]

Good shit Sam!

[xdisturbiax11x]

JUST GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!!! PLEASE!!!!!

awesome book :)

[xdisturbiax11x]

i was playing music online for my sister while she was doing homework and i decided to play this as a joke and she was laughing her ass off LOL

[SergeantLedge]

>using XD

>2012

wow

[TheCarmillaShow]

@SergeantLedge no likey, then no watchy, as simple as that bro.

[tunglour]

@SergeantLedge le vvat XD

[tunglour]

@SergeantLedge XD

[BristolBrowns]

@SergeantLedge Don't be a wowprick.

[JeVousViolerai]

@SergeantLedge

>2012

>still trying to greentext on youtube

>ISHYGDDT

[sexhaie]

@SergeantLedge greentexting on youtube.

wow

[plazas94]

YO WHERE CAN II GET THIS BOOK

[TheCarmillaShow]

@plazas94 any book store.

[akrogel]

@plazas94 barnes and noble sells it actually

[ButterflieKiss1]

@plazas94 Fuckin any where. I got it at Barns and Noble.

[pennstate426]

@plazas94 spencers!

[spandexislovexx]

I need to hear "If you give a kid a cookie will he shut the fuck up?" on audiobook.

[Vberg56]

This is win.

[crazyjezza]

SLEEP MOTHERFUCKER, CAN YOU GO TO IT?!

[TheRTJ80]

Hilarious

[davemo65]

Oh how I wish I could read this to my kids.

[TheRealAwesomologist]

@jogabonitafutbol <3

[TheOrangeskittles]

I'M SICK OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING KIDS NOT GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING SLEEP.

[babyhorsey6]

Lmfao. I've had these nights often with my kids

[steffi0812]

lmao



[anthonysurage]

I absolutely love this... i'm buying a copy for me and all my friends

[GencotheGinger]

Is there a GET THE FUCK UP for teenagers?

[TheCarmillaShow]

@GencotheGinger not that I know of. HEY!! Maybe you can write it!!

[dannolder]

@GencotheGinger

yeah its called hide his weed pipe

[mzpatsy]

@GencotheGinger its called, GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED... i JUST READ IT...

[anonymousR3VOLT]

@GencotheGinger yeah just say.. Is this your weed?

[mastermikecahill]

im fed up of these mother fucking kids, not going to mother fucking sleep!

[HRRutz]

kind of sounds like Bill Cosby at parts, which makes it even more funny.

[justiceme75]

how to sleep :

Smoke some weed

Wait 1 and a half to 2 hours

burn out

and fucking sleep

[joshuare5768]

Just played this for his wife who has to get up early in the morning. Now please, go the fuck to sleep.

[Mateo203]

hdffdhjyn

[TheCarmillaShow]

@Mateo203 Are you speaking tumblr right now?

[Mateo203]

@TheCarmillaShow I'm so sorry.I fell asleep on the keyboard

[OwlheartXx]

Watched this before bed. (:

[TheCarmillaShow]

@OwlheartXx did you go the fuck to sleep afterwards? haha.

[9Inch9Nails9]

now go the fuck to sleep

[TheCarmillaShow]

@9Inch9Nails9 stfu. smh right now...

[9Inch9Nails9]

I don't fucking beg.

[TheCarmillaShow]

@9Inch9Nails9 Then don't ask for people to like your comment.

[Xpl0sivePuddin]

This is the book I will read to my children... and pray that they go the fuck to sleep!

[baconlolwut]

LMFAO. I want this for my kids someday.

[jayvardy]

yo wtf is with the "XD" in the title

[TheCarmillaShow]

@jayvardy Yo! WTF the problem?

[Geoff5231]

thumb up if barnes and noble is in the next tab

[AgonizingAubergine]

xD

[TheCarmillaShow]

@AgonizingAubergine XD

[rapidMG]

this book is messed up

[TheCarmillaShow]

@rapidMG How?

[rapidMG]

@TheCarmillaShow in a funny way

[TheMaximilianMck]

Gotta love how he gets the first line wrong

[joshuare5768]

@TheMaximilianMck Heh.

[jjoostberns]

Funny and completly true.

[Songediter2000]

Imagine if Morgan Freeman narrated this.

[AnjekaKiria]

@Songediter2000 I think then we could actually fall asleep to it instead of laughing so hard. That man can make anything sound soothing.

[PinkFluffyDovahkiin]

Works great for pedobears.

[megamonstercupcake]

YAY SNOW FLAKE BOTTON :D

[trickyfoxart]

how about a book called "stop pissin the bed!"

[TheCarmillaShow]

I like how Jenna Marbles ass is in the recommendations....

[narutokage777]

Those motherfuckin lions in this motherfuckin book!

[icepoop20]

SEX SEX SEX OMG SEX AAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[9Inch9Nails9]

like this,,

[kayandkai]

@9Inch9Nails9 NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I WONT LIKE UR COMMENT!!!! YOU DONT ASK FOR LIKES, YOU JUST GET THEM!!!

[TheCarmillaShow]

@9Inch9Nails9 no one likes a beggar.

[TheCarmillaShow]

@fartchunk Where did race even come into this? Was that like an insult or something XD

[LiveUnited28]

@fartchunk It's funny because it's true.

[codeninja100]

@fartchunk racist much?

[fartchunk]

@codeninja100 racist lots.

[Ravencat]

@fartchunk Wow fuck you

[codeninja100]

@Ravencat second

[TheDamnedPanda]

@fartchunk :watchout:

[TheOnlySMAWJ]

thank you so much for uploading this

[Espiadia03]

haha awesome

[Moulsdale18]

@TheCarmillaShow Alright mate, stop crying!

[TheCarmillaShow]

@Moulsdale18 WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LIKE ME!!! DX Thats crying.

[BlazingHotProduction]

*sniff*. That was beautiful.

[TETOfreak1925]

This is my favorite book , i can't believe this is in the childrens ile

[TheCarmillaShow]

I really hate blocking people. But fuck, some of you freaks are irritating as hell.

[TheKingofthefishes]

@TheCarmillaShow block me, it's a good idea

[TheCarmillaShow]

@TheKingofthefishes Why?

[ChowMeinChowdown]

How does it feel my dear father,

Dagger thrust into heart, deep?

Know why you deserve death, motherfucker?

Cuz you were one helluva long-winded creep.

Gonna relieve you of your pains now you old fag,

Separate the goats from the sheep.

My name be Oedipus and I'ma get with

The lovely woman with whom you sleep.

[TheCarmillaShow]

@ChowMeinChowdown what the fuck is this shit?

[ChowMeinChowdown]

@TheCarmillaShow My take on the child's retort. Sorry if you thought it was bad.

[yoyofsho16]

@ChowMeinChowdown

the uploader is an idiot and probably doesn't know who oedipus is. don't worry about it.

[TheCarmillaShow]

@yoyofsho16 this made me laugh for some reason. Oedipus? as in Mythology? If so than yes, I know who that is. King of Thebes. Yes? if not, than no, I have no idea who you're talking about.

[copperheadsif]

@TheCarmillaShow

not mythlogy. oedipus was real. you should also read about the complex. because you might have it.

also CRY MOAR.

[TheCarmillaShow]

@copperheadsif No, I don't. I find incest slightly disturbing, but you might be right on killing my own father, I hate the bastard. But just a small question? Call me whatever you want at this pint, I've truly just stopped caring, but, I thought it was unknown if Oedipus was real or not?

[TheCarmillaShow]

@copperheadsif *More. Sorry, I hate it when people type 'moar'.

[LiveFree6]

@TheCarmillaShow lmao

[TheInstantClassic1]

How come you can do all this other great shit, but you can't lie the fuck down and sleep?  LMFAO!!! Fucking A this is hilarious!!!!

[LittlePikachu]

I need to get this book xD

[Dewtzel]

Best. Book. Evar.

[KiowaPilotWife]

All the people who don't like it can go the fuck to sleep! This is too funny!

[CraftDotTv]

Perfect with the youtube snow

[Modernday13579]

19 people go the fuck to sleep

[CTBKewatt]

LOL

[meeputube]

Happy birthday you mushroom cloud laying mother fucker.

[LuminOfMoonlight]

I know you're not thirsty, that's bullshit, stop lying!

Lie the fuck down, my darling, and sleep.

[xXvfemanXx]

Scroll up and go the fuck to sleep.

[BHUTANISPARTOFCHINA]

awesome video here wow cool indeed

[culixstar]

this is one of the greatest books ever written. i cried from the sheer awesomeness of it, i have no shame from it.

[DahviesBitch]

My friend bought me this for Christmas :D

[Algolei]

I just bought this book for my nephew's wife to read to her kids.

[zystone1]

Anyone else fight the urge to play this to their preschoolers?!?!

[metallica1950]

Just go the fuck to sleep

[RswowRswowRswow]

go the fuck to sleep.

[Buckethead123451]

i love this!

[laughterkillz]

this actually calmed me down to make me sleepy...

[HeavenlyValo]

Great now I have to find out why Nitasha Dee is a cunt! If 61 people agree she's a cunt then it bares looking into!

[TheCarmillaShow]

*You're. Happy now you fuckers.

[Swannerator]

@TheCarmillaShow You should've just uploaded the video and then followed its advice. Your subsequent comments make you look so dumb. So sad for you...

[TheCarmillaShow]

@Swannerator Again. Interesting.... now please, fuck off.

[SupBitchezz]

@TheCarmillaShow stfu fat cunt

[TheCarmillaShow]

@SupBitchezz 'fat cunt'? when you come up with something clever, then you can talk shit.

[swissches]

i think from now on Samuel L Jackson will be reading books to my kids from now on

[code2high]

LMAO!!!! THis is OFF THE HOOK! LOLLOLOLOLOL