wait, they can only have sex in three months of the year and concieve on three days of the month, and are awake for only three hours. so, the three days in each of the three months equals 9 days (3x3=9). and the three hours in each of those days equals 27 hours (9x3=27). that means pandas have three times as much mating time as you have stated.....
@Viperman238 no, three days out of the three months total. think of it as they mate during 1st of jan to the 31st of march, but they can only conceive febuary 12th-14th.
Darwin didn't develop the concept of survival of the fittest. There is a subtle difference between this and natural selection. Hungry Beast you guys are awesome you should take some of your own medicine and check your sources
in a zoo with 1 male and 1 female , yes the window is 9 hours a year. In the wild with a diverse population, the chance increases dramatically, hence why Panda's have been around for so long... So why is extinction an issue NOW?.. Deforrestation in China has already reduced the Panda's natural environment to unsustainable level's. So the question is this; is human interference an acceptable factor in the "natural selection" argument?
as they said its the survival of the fittest you can only ever trust yourself i think the panda's are on to somthing i think they realise were helping them and that there the smart ones for milking us hahaha clever panda's
and patty1soccer hiw the hell is it our fault this is a world of eat or be eaten and dont deny it coz you eat meat and if your a vegeterian a plant is also a living organism.
Patty1soccer, what a load of garbage. Species can go extinct for many reason including the pandas switch to bamboo despite being carnivores. A very poor adaptation indeed.
To use an extreme example, the dinosaurs died out and that had nothing to do with humans.
I agree with you mate unfortunately. Human nature has become far too destructive to ever know total peace. As soon as we have rid of all the problems, someone will create another one so that we have to go to them for help. Problem, action, solution. 9/11 comes to mind.
My favourit show. I love this sketch the most, its absulutly brilliant and true. The only thing they have going for them is "they are cute" if they were ugly no one would give a shit. the fact about their penis just makes it clear that god wants them dead. Fuck pandas, charles darwin would.
i think it is bad if ANY species gets extinct, becasue when you think about it its ALWAYS OUR falt. we have destroyed the pandas hababit. we did the damage, NOT the pandas, NOT any other species. if any type of animal or plant does become extinct not in a NATURAL way then it affects the food chain
It's funny that he says that he doesn't care about saving a species that doesn't want to save itself. How about human kind. We all want to live great lives and keep all our freedoms, but no one does dick about it
@venuecam If there is something you think I've missed, I'd love for you to enlighten me. It seems to me that this sketch - like the other segments of this programme I've watched - had rather poor dialogue and resorted to liberal smatterings of profanity rather than doing anything intelligent or revealing.
@nihonbound Have you considered you may not be its target audience (I don't mean that in a offensive way)? Most of the people I know who hate the show are completely out of its target audience. Or if you're looking for intelligence, watch their serious sketches and not this which isn't meant to be particularly intelligent.
I would think, by virtue of my not liking anything about this programme (bar its appearance on the ABC), that I am most definitely not its target audience. What with their entirely missing the target that is this consumer. Is there a particular sketch or some material that they've produced that you had in mind or that struck you as "particularly intelligent"?
Probably the refugee stories, which have recently aired, or possibly the interview with a soldier from Afghanistan. At least these seemed intelligent to me, it's not like anyone else is doing them. They do have some pretty bad stuff though.
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Fuck the ABC. Canned the Chaser... for this super gay douche bag wank. Maybe they could lower the irritation stakes and heighten the entertainment value by replacing it with info-mercials. Fuck this show. "Ciao"... you fucking wankers.
no no no ! remember Jurassic park genetically modifying animals are a bad idea ! if pandas are more active they might give shit about the three hundred retards who stare at them at the zoo !
this material is a ripoff and honestly panda's are fukin awesome!
GiVeMeAbReAkWaKeUp 8 months ago
wait, they can only have sex in three months of the year and concieve on three days of the month, and are awake for only three hours. so, the three days in each of the three months equals 9 days (3x3=9). and the three hours in each of those days equals 27 hours (9x3=27). that means pandas have three times as much mating time as you have stated.....
Viperman238 1 year ago
@Viperman238 no, three days out of the three months total. think of it as they mate during 1st of jan to the 31st of march, but they can only conceive febuary 12th-14th.
trolltacular1 1 month ago
Only 9 hours a year :o
Poor panda's
alemaaltevinden 1 year ago
fuck pandas...
wiseye61 1 year ago 2
@topographicoceans11 amen to that
tajcamel 1 year ago
9 hours of sex a year?
that's more than i get. lol.
stupidnamenoonecares 1 year ago 13
Darwin didn't develop the concept of survival of the fittest. There is a subtle difference between this and natural selection. Hungry Beast you guys are awesome you should take some of your own medicine and check your sources
paulstuartmason 1 year ago
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AlexieDust 1 year ago
topographicoceans11 you can see these clips on the official site.
I suppose that's where most people do watch them.
Plus you can download whole episodes for free from the site for about 2 weeks after the show has aired.
AlexieDust 1 year ago
@topographicoceans11 You pretty much said fuck 99.99% of humanity.
And I agree.
lunei66 1 year ago
in a zoo with 1 male and 1 female , yes the window is 9 hours a year. In the wild with a diverse population, the chance increases dramatically, hence why Panda's have been around for so long... So why is extinction an issue NOW?.. Deforrestation in China has already reduced the Panda's natural environment to unsustainable level's. So the question is this; is human interference an acceptable factor in the "natural selection" argument?
dalolman 1 year ago
Fuck pandas.
ChupuFox 1 year ago
I presented this arguement to my wife about 2 years ago.
She agreed, Fuck Panda's
spectre720 1 year ago
normally, when i find something funny when im alone, i dont actually laugh out load, but they fit joke made me lol
williamtom0 1 year ago
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fuck panda's
ily191 1 year ago
I love pandas There so cute :)
Vote1Jimmy 2 years ago 2
fuck panda's
spectre720 2 years ago
as they said its the survival of the fittest you can only ever trust yourself i think the panda's are on to somthing i think they realise were helping them and that there the smart ones for milking us hahaha clever panda's
and patty1soccer hiw the hell is it our fault this is a world of eat or be eaten and dont deny it coz you eat meat and if your a vegeterian a plant is also a living organism.
Apwrath13dMusic 2 years ago
Yeah, screw pandas, poor females
ze00s 2 years ago
ROFLMAO "I love bambo-" "QUIET YOU!"
maplehamadryas 2 years ago
fuck panda's
bardock2752 2 years ago
ADREED FUCK THE PANDAS, USED ALL THIS INFO AND CONVINCED MY MATES THAT PANDA SUCK xD
willtendo64 2 years ago
I love how these guys can use the money for three to six years
garylevington 2 years ago
Fuck Nick!
chriszeng8 2 years ago
Patty1soccer, what a load of garbage. Species can go extinct for many reason including the pandas switch to bamboo despite being carnivores. A very poor adaptation indeed.
To use an extreme example, the dinosaurs died out and that had nothing to do with humans.
modul3 2 years ago 2
Fuck Pandas!
markpcronin 2 years ago
Funny cuz it's true
Monobob74 2 years ago
@Benisirish
I agree with you mate unfortunately. Human nature has become far too destructive to ever know total peace. As soon as we have rid of all the problems, someone will create another one so that we have to go to them for help. Problem, action, solution. 9/11 comes to mind.
WeKnowYoureThere 2 years ago
natural selection, sure, but what happened to the pandas wasnt natural.
Fuck Nick.
chasersbf 2 years ago
chris is a faggot. he has shit hair and keeps sayin there hot and cute and hes not even funny. nick owns him
patty1soccer 2 years ago
Sorry lads, Dawrin said nowt about "survival of the fittest."
That was a term coined long after his death.
-factual Dave
DaveOfTheWest 2 years ago
HAHA SO FUNNY i love it how nick keeps saying "Fuck Pandas" hahahhaa
patty1soccer 2 years ago 2
My favourit show. I love this sketch the most, its absulutly brilliant and true. The only thing they have going for them is "they are cute" if they were ugly no one would give a shit. the fact about their penis just makes it clear that god wants them dead. Fuck pandas, charles darwin would.
PockettEmo 2 years ago
i think it is bad if ANY species gets extinct, becasue when you think about it its ALWAYS OUR falt. we have destroyed the pandas hababit. we did the damage, NOT the pandas, NOT any other species. if any type of animal or plant does become extinct not in a NATURAL way then it affects the food chain
patty1soccer 2 years ago 2
are your ratings that shit ?
why else would you be flooing youtube ?
gensoholicar 2 years ago
It's funny that he says that he doesn't care about saving a species that doesn't want to save itself. How about human kind. We all want to live great lives and keep all our freedoms, but no one does dick about it
WeKnowYoureThere 2 years ago
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Damn, you're right. This show is terrible.
nihonbound 2 years ago
Do you not have a clue about the undertone of this sketch?
venuecam 2 years ago 4
@venuecam If there is something you think I've missed, I'd love for you to enlighten me. It seems to me that this sketch - like the other segments of this programme I've watched - had rather poor dialogue and resorted to liberal smatterings of profanity rather than doing anything intelligent or revealing.
nihonbound 2 years ago
@nihonbound Have you considered you may not be its target audience (I don't mean that in a offensive way)? Most of the people I know who hate the show are completely out of its target audience. Or if you're looking for intelligence, watch their serious sketches and not this which isn't meant to be particularly intelligent.
LOTRandSG1fan 2 years ago 5
I would think, by virtue of my not liking anything about this programme (bar its appearance on the ABC), that I am most definitely not its target audience. What with their entirely missing the target that is this consumer. Is there a particular sketch or some material that they've produced that you had in mind or that struck you as "particularly intelligent"?
nihonbound 2 years ago
Probably the refugee stories, which have recently aired, or possibly the interview with a soldier from Afghanistan. At least these seemed intelligent to me, it's not like anyone else is doing them. They do have some pretty bad stuff though.
LOTRandSG1fan 2 years ago 2
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Fuck this show is bad.
1984JJ1984 2 years ago
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jimbobbolty 2 years ago
wow i never realised that pandas suck dick
KRyPToNiTe1923 2 years ago
Fuck Pandas!
WARTORTLEthePOKEMON 2 years ago 2
lol i so dont agree but its funny as.
justpostit 2 years ago
Totally agree and have for ages now, finally someone got around to voicing it. FUCK PANDAS!
PockettEmo 2 years ago
Fu** pandas. charles darwin would. LOL
nestorow12 2 years ago 3
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Fuck the ABC. Canned the Chaser... for this super gay douche bag wank. Maybe they could lower the irritation stakes and heighten the entertainment value by replacing it with info-mercials. Fuck this show. "Ciao"... you fucking wankers.
amigdol 2 years ago
Chaser wasn't canned, they returned for one last series and moved on. Theyre known everywhere to pull anything off now anyway.
AngryBeast rocks, its an awesome replacement. Took them one episode to get outrage from ACA :)
Cusk0 2 years ago 3
i think its hungry beast...
semaj116 2 years ago 2
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FlyKitesInTheRain 2 years ago
bloodly pandas
ktpmosbey 2 years ago
fuck pandas. ;o
bizarreverb 2 years ago 3
save pandas! :]
R4cjj2 2 years ago
No no no
The answer is to genetically modify Panda's so they're not lazy and can reproduce more. That way everyone can be happy
Right?
****Punches Hippie*****
RIGHT????
dctcool 2 years ago 19
nononono then pandas will be meat eaters like they're supposed to be and kill us all.
fuck pandas
ashliman2000 2 years ago 3
no no no ! remember Jurassic park genetically modifying animals are a bad idea ! if pandas are more active they might give shit about the three hundred retards who stare at them at the zoo !
viorab 2 years ago 2
@dctcool why genitic modification? just feed them 3 cans of red bull every day
blaisems 1 year ago 2
classic :) probs the best part on the first show
AceAlana 2 years ago 2
i agree. bahahahahahahaha
FUCK PANDAS
gooboopoo 2 years ago
comedy gold.
Dave711988 2 years ago 3