Me, Myself and You

[MasterMattarious]

I was easting creamy rice when he was talking about the boil, never again.

[ANIMEtion83]

retard retard retard retard retard retard

[AkatsukiCerberus]

Caboose's version of Church..

OH GOD, YES.

[Cell901]

so caboose the dumb one is the only one that can drive a tank

[Grassrope123]

If I'm giong to get anything like an Xbox or a new computer, I'm going to name it Sheila ;)

[superdupe8]

whatever happened to the medic?

[Cell901]

@superdupe8 he probley at the store getting some elbow gresse

[ANIMEtion83]

@Cell901 he got abandond by the reds and the blues didnt want him so he is just wandering around by himself

[spid3rpunch]

@ANIMEtion83 he probably knows that hes just making the elbow grease joke

[butterskutz]

sheila you are my favorite now <3

[TheDragonfang7]

he only has one pair of underwear?

[johnnyalt]

wheres doc

[j23dizzle]

@johnnyalt Doc's coming into play soon

[warrior6541]

¡¡¡¡ǝnןq sʌ pǝɹ ǝʌoן ı

[VeqtorAirsoft]

This is inception. There's a projection of everybody he knows.

[TheElitexPrO]

@VeqtorAirsoft inception is the concept of placing an idea inside someones mind not a dream in a dream

[VeqtorAirsoft]

@TheElitexPrO Oh, I didn't mean the actual theory of inception; I was referencing one of the aspects of the movie entitled inception.

[TheElitexPrO]

@VeqtorAirsoft kk

[sonictheawesomehedge]

rvb marathon every single day

[sonictheawesomehedge]

rvb marathon every single day

[coldblood333100]

what happened to doc?

[sovietmustashe]

hmm i think caboose church is played by michael

[iBeEpic12]

@sovietmustashe michael plays caboose. church is somebody else

[Luvsanime4ever]

@iBeEpic12 wrong. Joel plays Caboose and Burnie plays Church. Michael wasn't even in Rooster Teeth at this point.

[iBeEpic12]

@Luvsanime4ever I meant now.

[Luvsanime4ever]

@iBeEpic12 oh, well still.

[AZproductions117]

@iBeEpic12 Michael doesn't play caboose now! What are you talking about?!

[FlyingCorgi22]

@Luvsanime4ever yeah- actually, Burnie's real name is Michael- everyone just calls him Burnie.

[Luvsanime4ever]

@FlyingCorgi22 yeah,i know, but i find it better to call him burnie and not get him mixed up with Michael from Rage Quit. just so ppl know who i'm talking about.

[FlyingCorgi22]

@Luvsanime4ever oooh okay, that makes sense :)

[henu25]

lol when u watch the 2 top comments, at least the other one of them is copied straight from this video and it's pretty annoying :<

[TheUBCSMERC]

Thumbs up if you have been watching since season 1 episode 1!!

[Blackbirdness]

When I first watched this video and the Reconstruction add came up, I was like WTH!

[nexusgamer00]

love how both the rookies, donut and caboose are frickin idiots

[21robertman]

I'm going for girls!

[LoveeDJHeadphones]

You know, for a girl your size.

Your kinda sensitive.

[blackcatbunchie]

That's it. I'm commiting suicide.

[angrywhitebird22]

I know I get high of ketchup :D

[Catwolf109]

Wonder what would happen if Sheila got drunk/high on ketchup?

[AirMc1]

Lopez should have drove

[l4nc0r]

Audiences

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Male  13-17

Male 18-24

Male 25-34

Clearly females didn't watch far enough into the series to understand that Tex is a kick ass girl and Sister is the stupid slutty friend who makes you look better to everyone else :3

[revvinevan1000]

@l4nc0r im a girl i love halo and red vs. blue! and im only 11!!! >:(

[l4nc0r]

@revvinevan1000 well then you're the exception to Youtube's findings.. now get more friends to watch RvB ^.^

[PotterPuppetPals4]

@revvinevan1000 im 12 year old girl :D

[ThePlatoon4]

@PotterPuppetPals4 you lie! no such creature has been found in these lands in a thousand years!!

[PotterPuppetPals4]

@ThePlatoon4 ummmm what? either way lol xD

[FlyingCorgi22]

@PotterPuppetPals4 I was introduced to red vs blue when I was 12 :) now I'm 14 and I'm totally into it still

[Muirbidul]

I hate when noobs to RVB watch and are like:

"Master Chief could come and kill O'Malley!!"

or just injecting MC into the RVB plot.

Guys RVB does take place in the same universe as halo, (Tucker later is reassigned to excavating forerunner artifacts)

But I'm pretty sure that RVB is waay better than halo.

[jimcoolfilms]

@Muirbidul well RVB is in halo dip shit

[thatoneguymeza]

Where's master chief when you need him!!!!!

[Ketangi]

@thatoneguymeza suckin your mums dick you gaylord

why the fuck would masterchief be in RVB?

why ruin a perfectly awesome show by making it like actual halo

[thatoneguymeza]

@Ketangi woah man, did not realize that a simple cameo could offend little bitches like you.

[haloisawsome1359]

@Ketangi shut the fuck up sensitive little bitch. WOW why would you even talk about some one doing that to your mom your a perv. retard

[codplayerjoe23]

lol retard over and over

[ACGpwns]

@ReeceKing2011 I'm just sayin' dude no shit it's Halo 1 Captian Obvious.

[ACGpwns]

@ReeceKing2011 No shit.

[Geohawk2552]

is it just me or is the only reason that there is so many episodes is because they get so little done in each one.

[2Ownd2pwnd]

thats was nice! like like the tank to, with halo is this??? becuz im playing halo reach

[XmetallicaaaaX]

@2Ownd2pwnd Halo 4

[2Ownd2pwnd]

thats was nice!

[TheHatterJack]

Shiela: /cmd s "Retard"

/cmd ctrl+C

/cmd ctrl+v * ∞

[lo3335]

Thumbs up if your watching this in 1908

[PioloAskal2009]

I hate comments asking if we're "watching this on 2011". Of course we are, if we can read his/her comment. Why would anyone read someones comment if he/she were from another year before 2011. Is that even possible?

[dandan832]

Best Marathon Ever

[TheFakecat]

ctrl-w to skip ads

[KingOmage]

thumbs up if you have seen Red V.S Blue Reconstruction

[QullVideo]

lol tex looking at tucker when he says he's looking for girls

[TheKchip1]

Thats it im committing suiside LOL x3

[xXjessemoog87Xx]

lip flipping fuck suck LOL

[xXjessemoog87Xx]

lip flipping fuck suck LOL

[assult878]

Sheila: The Controller Retard

Tucker: Ohh come on thats insulting

Sheila: Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard Retard.

[AZproductions117]

@assult878 You put 4 too many "Retard"s.

[assult878]

@AZproductions117 my bad

[SethMM123]

1:10-1:15 poor tucker he's so damned his only dates are walls

[ThePyroHazard]

love how sheila calls tucker a RETARD.

[APineappleMist]

how come they keep losing views every video

[Muirbidul]

@APineappleMist The plot keeps getting deeper and fewer people can understand.

They weren't prepared for a "strict comedy" series to have a better storyline than the actual halo series"

[Amyo3o]

RvB marathon :>

[cjsnw1]

@Amyo3o Damn right! :)

[MyTobi19]

the fake Church swearing sounds fucking hilarious! XD

[Hawkeyes1377]

Mind Church: "You Steese Boush Bag Fuck!"

Church: "Hold on a sec Who the Hell are you?"

Mind Church: "My Name Is Church Butwiping Ass Much"

Church: This Guy"s kind of an Asshole

Tex: Ya We've Met

[Hawkeyes1377]

Mind Church is a Bitch

[Lifegoeson58]

TOUCH THE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!

[oFlamesz]

its like on every video on fucking youtube there is a comment that says thumbs up if your watching this in 2011 and somehow you dumbasses manage to get it to top comment

[ThunderCavalier]

It takes a certain class of retard to drive Shelia.

Tucker isn't quite there yet, it seems.

[PoutingXEvoke]

GOD THIS IS SO AWESOME!

[SilenceM0rtal]

No one touches me but caboose, retard!

[Dragon1987CA]

<3 2:08 "You know, for a girl ur size ur kinda sensitive..." xDD 3:10 Tankgirls Payback rofl

[TheAlanwang]

41 were called retard b shelia

[tayler101ful]

a remake, idk

[Rootwoot101]

Guys, im confused, if this is made in 2004, released in 2008, HOW THE HELL IS A REACH VERSION AVAILABLE ON THIS EPISODE?!?!

[dksean1996]

@Rootwoot101 there isnt a reach version

[Rootwoot101]

@dksean1996 Halo 3, my bad.

[dksean1996]

@Rootwoot101 still there isnt a halo 3 verion

[Rootwoot101]

@dksean1996 Okay, I KNOW Theres a Halo 3 Version. Don't try to say there isn't.

[dksean1996]

@Rootwoot101 but there isnt!!!!show me a video..........there is a different season that takes place in halo 3 but there isnt a halo 3 version of THIS episode

[Rootwoot101]

@dksean1996 That's what i meant, i meant there aare Halo 3 EPISODES. But at the start of this vid it says ''Halo Recriation'' And has a Halo 3/Reach picture. Which confused, cuz it was released in 2010.

[johnnybob101010]

Thumbs Up if You're Trying To watch A Season (Or More) Every day Cause U Have a lot of catching up to do.. -__-

[dillze783]

@johnnybob101010 i hate you for saying thumbs up but i agree i am watching as much as possible next time try not to be an attention whore k

[LuvTheHatas]

@johnnybob101010 More like a few episodes but yeah

[ZeroPath5]

@johnnybob101010 im watching all 9 for the 1st time lol

[JerryTheSpartan]

"how do i slow you down?!"

"retard the throttle."

Best line ever

[freakylinkfan]

we named our GPS system in our car Sheila, because it has the same voice

[flyyguyymanee]

lopez can not sing

[mrnugets12]

guys remember when tucker sad"you can't pick up chicks with (in?) a tank" in season 1, well technically they did, tex and sheila.

[Honkavision]

Oh my God. I swear if I had the power, I would block everyone of you morons that keeps putting quotes from the video as a comment. WE SAW THE FUCKING VIDEO, WE DON'T NEED YOU TO REPEAT WHAT WE JUST WATCHED YOU FUCKING DULLARDS!

[962acgqz68]

@Honkavision Rage quit?....Also, WHAT THE FUCK IS A DULLARD?

[spicytaco949]

@Honkavision hey man dont hate people will do whatever they want and if u cant handle it dont look at the comments retard

[Honkavision]

@spicytaco949 Maybe you should take your own advice? Seriously, word for word you just ignored your own advice and you are now a hypocrite. Good job. So, in closing, all I have to say is... hey man, don't hate. People will do whatever they want and if you can't handle it, don't look at the comments retard.

[gunzmstr]

retard retard retard RETARD!

[reconforger]

Sheila-retard retard retard retard retard Tucker-oh now your just being mean Sheila- retard retard retard................retard

[MOONLIZARD13]

where's doc?

[DanManThePurple]

It took me nearly 2 seasons to remember all their names.

[Fuby803]

I am rewatching Red vs Blue marathon...and for those who havent seen yet. Reconstruction is the most badass and funniest season

[TheJesseholt]

best vids on youtube

[sumadinac17]

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[TheMyboyblue12]

im addicted



[MajorShepard]

is the reconstruction one any good? its a remake of the original right? I heard from a friend that its not that good.

[XReBoRnxSk1lin3]

@MajorShepard Its good and its not a remake of this. its not as funny but its sort of serious as well.

[ComingNever]

@MajorShepard no its another one of the seasons

there are 9 seasons in total right now



[2000platonew]

we do i get red vs blue on DVD?

[Fallout3Master6644]

@2000platonew either there website and i've seen them at best buy before

[962acgqz68]

@2000platonew Order it from their website.

[2000platonew]

@962acgqz68 why dose everything gotta be from the F***ing wedsite!?

[962acgqz68]

@2000platonew I think it's at Wal-Mart or something too.

[TheThedawnishere1]

@962acgqz68 no its in best buy

[Fallout3Master6644]

so geoff plays church but i think jack plays griff am i correct

[Fallout3Master6644]

@AlexWade123 ok why was your comment removed i know what it said but why removed

[AlexWade123]

@Fallout3Master6644 i dont think i was right on second thought.

[Fallout3Master6644]

@AlexWade123 all right geoff plays grif and i'm not sure if jack plays anything

[Fallout3Master6644]

@AlexWade123 ok i found that jack plays a one time character named murphy in season 9 episode 2 and he doesnt play anyone else

[AlexWade123]

@Fallout3Master6644 Yeah thats why i thought i was wrong

[psychoracer200]

YOU LIMPLICKING FUCK-SUCK

[plazma456]

you stinken deucebag fuck lol

[Mdeathproductions]

".... and I remember thinking, were could I hang out with no pants on?"

[warzone822]

wtf like this is you saw the spenditall ad also its have no america for a our kids or have a debt for our kids

[stoopidusernamething]

Chruch: this guy is kinda an asshole!!!

tex: yeah we met....

[Mooro09]

Anyone else notice caboose's version of tucker just walking into walls?

[JMega007]

What map is caboose's mind filmed on

[halo3pwnguy23]

WHERE'S THE DOCTER GUY?! IS HE STILL IN THE DESERT!?

[H250V]

@halo3pwnguy23 yep...

[Muirbidul]

@halo3pwnguy23 Doc was abandoned and is almost dead of starvation... and its a GULCH!

[GotGamesFTW]

I almost spit up when he said "I'm gonna go look for girls" lmao XD

[idredman]

"retard ,retard,retard,retard,retard, ...retard" made my day !

[MasterJedi96]

i dont gettit wheres doc

[TehYoDaa]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011

[afamilyguy1000]

@TehYoDaa No, I'm watching this 10000bc. Idiot

[TheAxeDecapitation]

@TehYoDaa WHY THE FUCK DOES THAT MATTER?

[TehYoDaa]

@TheAxeDecapitation cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz im awesome

[ZADER4427]

@TehYoDaa Nope I'm watching this in 234325723648573BC

[JustMeOllie]

Lol caboose church is fucking funny.

[Tonystarkfil]

retard



[CwazyBoy77]

Does anyone see Tucker looking for girls in the background at 1:09? Fucking hilarious!

[Influx27]

The reconstruction ad in the beginning kinda reminds me of the gamestop pre-order ads.

[zizzytop97]

dammit i was listening to the "retard retard retard retard" thing and i thought it was over so i take a sip of coke just to hear her say "retard" one more time and teh coke came out my nose

[daltondalton100]

nooo. i dont want omally to die! with him and caboose i think of tobi/madara!

[seliciaify]

If anyone is looking for the secnd best machinama, THE FORGOTTON SPARTANS

series is for you. think about a huge battle between a few spartans vs fiftygilion covenant elites, DARKNAL (the guy that directed it), uses an awesome cloning mod wich lets him have a billion people in one scene! parts 7, 8, 9 are epic!

(also inculded in movie a chopper driver boards hornet!!!

[FinnKaiden]

"oh, god". you have to love the effect Donut has on people

[Rhyzzlaaa]

@xH3LLB0Y19 Dont mean so mean you cunt

[XxXtalezzzXxX]

Retard.... etc. haha :)

[TheDrakeMoon]

shiela is my favorite character ever!

[AugustRushmoreism]

i figured out why caboose is so stupid in the real world but not in his mind. He sees everyone else as really stupid, so he acts like how he sees them in his mind, not realizing that they act nothing like that.

[xH3LLB0Y19]

@AugustRushmoreism dude shut the fuck up and watch the video faggot, no one gives a shit if caboose sees everyone else as stupid, just watch the video and stop trying to psycho-analyze it.

[woneal96]

@xH3LLB0Y19 stop trolling

[calitokes]

@AugustRushmoreism im being serious and not sarcastic but how did you figure that?

[jacktheripperrules]

@AugustRushmoreism he started out as above-average intelligence then slowly deteriorated into what he is now

[xbix22]

tiny triangle or not they r still funny as hell

[TheTeamBeyond]

0:19 to skip ad

[andymikeysixxway]

"that's it I'm committing suicide" xD haha i love him!

[andymikeysixxway]

"that's it I'm committing suicide" xD haha i love Grif

[Heater294]

Donut > Caboose but Caboose > Everyone else

[XDraydenReapZX]

.......................REtard!­