War Machine - Tyler Jay

[pizaz1001]

i honestly love this song and all his other stuff

[yesiamawizardjonny]

Did he say "4 people in the battalion have Combat Action" in the beginning? haha

[3417jsnow]

@yesiamawizardjonny Combat Action Ribbons

[yesiamawizardjonny]

"Now he just sounds like a gay!" hahahahahaahaah

I was honestly laughing the ENTIRE TIME

[yesiamawizardjonny]

Are you all retarded?

A POG means a Person Other than Grunt.. It's not a fucking ancient Nordic word, dumbasses.

[DavorVsDavor]

i would really

 like to learn to play this

[USmarine0001]

thats not how u spell it its POG dipshit position other than grunt



[HUNRiflemaniac]

@USmarine0001 *Person Other than Grunt

[helptutorials]

fattest dip ever lmao nice

[NuggetMan17]

this boy always had a good ol dip in.. ha

[Tdownz19]

Biggest dip in ! what a beauty!

[lost03easplz]

5 dislikes- cant pass pft hahaha

[ATVRider126]

does anybody know were to get guitar tabs to this song

[wittekitte]

have u made a cd yet?

[7Rafael7VII]

does he have chew tobacco?? ^^

[o311mc]

i was B 1/4 2 Plt waaaaaay back Semper Fi

[holdendyke2]

so sweet

[rascal4759183]

Funny song. What does he say, "Just like the chameleon this war machine it fucks with " ?

[ZPG101987]

@rascal4759183 the chameleon was a radio jammer that disabled IED's, but fucked with your comm equipment. in this case, the sgtmaj fucks with the comm Marines.

[dEaDlYxUnIcOrNx]

Awesome this dude rocks! :)

[bonifieed]

tabs anyone :D!?



[madike141]

good shit dog i am joining and going 0311. kill oorah

[tacobill20]

helicopter in the intro effen sick

[MrBrockusmc]

Hey bro, im a fellow 0311, i love your songs bro! i want a CD

[Lambchops9]

man, i love that he packs lippers and sings.

[ElPremiroJah]

@Lambchops9 that shit's hard to fuckin do.

[TheCefy27]

nice lip



[Dylandask8r]

... BOOM, HEADSHOT!

[BlueChicken79]

Why are such guys always that sexy? Gosh and why do I live in germany?!

[veteranswife08]

i think its great that ya'll can sit and laugh in the face of everything going on over there. I am a veterans wife (hence the screen name), and I couldn't be prouder of all the men and women serving our county. My husband was in the Navy and i in the Air force. My best friend is in the marines though...... oorah!!! (this war machines' not really mean. in fact, most his battalion can't pass a pft!!! HAHA that shit is too funny!

[veteranswife08]

@veteranswife08 I know a lot of marines and most are some of the greats guys you'll ever meet, fuck with and they'll fuck you up

[Dbub316]

BADASS dude when u get home u should make a website and any haters FUCK'EM

[NCOProductions]

What kinda chew ya got in Marine??? :D

[DIXIEONMYMIND13]

fuckin worst battalion 4th marines charlie company

[StickyInternets]

@DIXIEONMYMIND13 idk. My house was a basically a drunk tank for guys from 2/4, and they repeatedly argued that their battalion was the worst in the Corps.

[DIXIEONMYMIND13]

@StickyInternets i got a buddy in 2/4 he says 1/4 is the only battalion worse that 2/4

[heelhook86]

i think the main reason i like this guys songs so damn much is that i can listen to them and think back to a time and put a face with the people that he refers to in his songs. thinking back to pulling ur dick on fob 4 just to stay awake to being pissed off at every member of your command. so a tip of the hat to you SIR! and good day

[heelhook86]

holy fuck i lost it when he said the battlion couldn't pass a pft!!!! thats fucking epic right there

[RossMichaelNelson]

fuck rap, classical, and pop. this the fucking king!

[HollywooodInFlame]

love this song)))

[countrygirl4lifee]

Hahahaha love it!! What does he say at the one part tho? "Most of this battalion can't pass a ?" Does he say bft?

[natakuu13]

@countrygirl4lifee PFT physical fitness test

[countrygirl4lifee]

@natakuu13 Ahh, gotcha!! Thanks, I assumed BTF - Battle Fitness Test. That's what I have to do, I was surprised to think we would have had the same term. Thanks :)

[TrebVV]

Just like the cameleon, this war machine fucks with com. =) thats the fuckin shit. Semper Kill

[klac100]

you are a very angry boy!!

[TrebVV]

@tokio97hotel What do you mean it? Hes talking about a person . . his SagMaj to be frank . .you idiot.

[krowozaurus]

HE IS FUCKING GOOD! HE IS THE BEST!

[darkange904]

coooollllllssssss

[sbryson12]

where can i find this to download it?

[REBEL080808]

haha bad to the mother fuckin bone ...SONG an no comments on my speling you tube smart ass ppl

[REBEL080808]

fuckin bad to the mother fuckin song

[sheldmar]

this guy is the shit lovem all bro i rock all your shit

[NandosVideos]

no matter what he's singin' his melody is cool also u can understand a little bit if you just focus on it O_o

[happymerc]

copenhagen ftw.

[JuggernautXL]

Can someone direct me to some exact lyrics, I really can't be sure of what most of it is that he is saying...?

[MZFattore1]

what does hesay after "the chameleon"

[jbrewer003]

Just like the chameleon.. this war machine fucks with comm.

[limestoneman]

This war machine fucks with comm. (communications)

[mahnameiswin]

Check out the oversized chaw

[AirForce194]

What?

[mahnameiswin]

Hes got a fat dip. NOT THAT PUSSY SKOAL DADDY. (joe dirt)

[ringshotforlife]

stay demoto. the best field marines are,

[limestoneman]

In garrison, I'm dumber than a bag of rocks. In the field, I'm goddamn Animal Mother.

[gliosca]

couldnt have siad it better myself

[shorttimer09]

this guy aint a pogue, hes in 1/4 and hes the shining example of what it is to be a grunt hating life

[TheTuss77]

I agree, you can't explain grunt life unless you lived it

[limestoneman]

Right.

[stevebedore]

@shorttimer09

i was in his platoon from 05 to either end of 08 or beginning of 09, he aint no pog!

[shorttimer09]

@stevebedore

Yeah, I remember he was doing a live show at a bar in San Chlamedia in 09, my buddies went to his house after and partied. I had to do field training that week, sucks that i missed it.

[ElPremiroJah]

@shorttimer09 where the fuck did that "ue" come from in POG?

[foath1]

@ElPremiroJah Pogue is what POG started out as. The etymology is disputed: possibly "pogue" derived from the Tagalog word meaning "prostitute" or the Erse Gaelic word meaning "to kiss [my ass]", while "POG" could be from the acronym Persons Other than Grunt, but could be a backronym.

[ElPremiroJah]

@foath1 while admitting the doubtful yet slightly existent chance that there was ever a Marine in the infantry that spoke tagalog, or Erse Gaelic, I seriously doubt that there was. This makes me doubt just as adamantly that "POG" came from either one.

[foath1]

@ElPremiroJah Pogue comes from the term "pogey-bait". In the days of the British Empire, many of the sailors aboard British naval vessels were Gaelic speakers. Arriving at various ports, they would buy bags of candy to give to girls as "kiss bait", using the Gaelic word for kiss, "póg", which can sound like "pogey". The reason for the term was not passed on, and soldiers would reason that if candy was used to catch a "pogue", then it stood to reason that a "pogue" must be a fat, lazy person.

[ElPremiroJah]

@foath1 wow. Now. Since you went to the trouble to copy/paste directly from wikipedia, I'll give up.  Also, in part, because I have nothing to back up my arguments (Not even the ill-reputed wikipedia) so... nice.

[foath1]

@ElPremiroJah Wow, seeing as I also have read it in a few books in the library at university making similar claims.... The current use of POG only came to be in WWII, the word Pogue has been around for far longer, the gaelic "pog" seems a likely place to start, and as much as wikipedia can be faulted, for once a book or two actually claims a similar message.

[hondo2512]

lmfao

[urikurt]

what are you doing out in that fucking war man you belong on stage

[AricDobres]

@urikurt HE'S JUST LIKE FUCKIN ELVIS! THE KING WENT TO WAR! THIS GUY IS JUST LIKE DA KING!

[pgcracker82]

@AricDobres Elvis was stationed in German during peace time and usually just did publicity tours.

[Demicron]

@urikurt defending out asses

[Derekwilliams9262]

@urikurt you dont understand Marines man were simple folk we just wanna go home and be a home boy lol

[minimattau]

they should have this on the marine recruitment commerical.

[commommm]

hows that dip?

[mrjax87]

ok for all you dumb fuckers arguing on youtube about whos a pog...grow the fuck up! just enjoy the videos and have your little im better then you contests in the barracks or in country. other then that, great song

[mtbfoshizzle3]

I would marry this man in a heartbeat. <3

[Clanspotofjuggajuice]

i love him. i love listening to his songs, it helps me deal with deployment

[sparatic03]

this song is awesome man.. fucking awesome

[Shaithesystem]

i think i fell in love with you man

[gyhighway]

I didnt know a SGT MAJ in division could be a pog! Well, now i know.

[Zwartekaka]

He's not a pog.

[nickhpd23]

this is a great song!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mcjobson]

It's shit like this that makes me miss the Marine Corps... Then I remember how bad I wanted my EAS.

The funny thing is these HILARIOUS and true songs about how UNmotivated so many Marines are makes some poor suckers want to join.

Good luck! I hope you have a way to vent your frustration like this guy, because you'll need to exactly 6 months after signing the contract.

Still proud though.

[dradik]

Agree a hundred percent! Semper Fi

[dur1313]

whats 6 months in

[pdsmith11803]

Seargents Maj...we called ours Smaj...both great! 05/05/09 my 8 year mark! I am A FREE MAN!!!!!! Oorah!

[jacktaga01]

I LOVE YOU :L

[kennyeyer82]

And my Sergeant Major!  Both are P.O.G. ass motherfuckers!

[kennyeyer82]

This i MY 1stSgt!!!!!

[TylerJaySatterfield]

"you and your brother need to rinse your mouth out with buckshot".......BRILLIANT! when i was in boot camp i told a kid he needed to shave again! and i told him to get his wrists real good too! he then said i wouldnt have many friends talking like that..... i said bitch i would rather have AIDS than be ur friend

[tougas2199]

good job

[deadmanfloating]

you and your fucking Boot ass brother should shut your mouth unless you have done half the shit this guy has done. Fucking boot marines brother talking shit....

[synysterlud]

hey fuck you dude.

[Tehbom]

I believe your newly graduated brother is what I would call a "shower shoe." He probably still says, "Hello" before and "Ya understand?" after every sentence. Both of you need to rinse your mouths out with high velocity buckshot.

[redcoloredstars]

whoa, settle down big boys. I was making fun of my "boot brother" who came home with a whole new vocab after boot camp. "Disgusting" was one of those words. I'm sure you still have memories of getting called the same all while some DI's "knife hand" was being thrust in your face.

Chill, alright? I like this guys music.

BTW- what's a "shower shoe?" ;)

[royalflipskater]

its a flip flop

[awsomeshot]

when you get out start writing more shit get signed man... you are funnier then stephen lynch.

[TheRighteousDude]

Our regimental Sgt Maj was with our unit this week and everytime I saw him I thought of this song. Freaking Hilarious!

[CEL623]

this guy is amazing! this is the EAS song guy right? wow. who is he?

[Tehbom]

Tyler Strafford

[TylerJaySatterfield]

tyler satterfield biatch! tyler jay satterfield to be exact!

[keystyles]

im not sure if he gets the point of this song

[synysterlud]

FUCK YEAH SEMPER FIDELIS!!!

iTUNES THIS SHIT!!! FUCKING HELL YEAH!!!!

[MARINES4231]

Agreed, iTunes :)

[synysterlud]

Semper Fi brah!

[BigRadio1957]

Was this at TQ or Al Asad? or else where....

EAS

Sept 2009

Terminal Lance

[LuHowe]

Great!

[simpleman0311]

he really needs to get on itunes

[7fml7]

whats on his guitar??

[uofm97]

Looks like stuff other people wrote on it.

[gyhighway]

This guy is awesome!

[anteracmacash]

this is fucking AWSOME !!!!!!!we want more!!!!the beat sounds familiar...

[evad1823er]

Amazing...For everyone that wants to hear more, he has all his music and new music on Myspace Music under the name Tyler Jay. He is making albums and trying to get on itunes.

[Pinkfloydpixi]

I really like your shit

[tblatham]

Satterfield is his name. Tyler i think.

[jpscheerer5114]

Check out his EAS Song .... Fucking Out God Damn Standing Devil!!!!

[bradlakey]

Yeah who is this guy? And who is he with? He's like the next Jimmy. Genius.

[Muellersirch]

What does he say right after 1:00. Standing next to the CO, In front of the _____

[xvigilantex17]

China Marines. Traditional name for the 4th marine regiment.

[Muellersirch]

Ok thanks

[BlackMesaProductions]

China Marines

[BlackMesaProductions]

Somebody get this Devil Dog a record label!

OOH-RAH!

[killbodies70]

out fucking standin man. this guy should record this shit. out fucking standin

[mosthated2424]

this guy is a bad ass mofo and should record music professionally!!!

[sodagod14]

stupid helicopter

[Tehbom]

he was a fersome warrior well maybe back in his day

no not now, no not anymore... now he just sounds like a GAY

[ninaboo420]

this guy is so amazing I wish I could meet his ass lol

[usmc4422]

how about at 1:00 i cant make out what marines he says

[acnicklas]

He says "Standing next to the CO....," but he drags it out, so it's like "ceee oh."

[ishaya2k]

does anyone know what chord he's using?

[81stReich]

Sgtmaj forgot to turn us off.

[RunninPimp]

lol epic

[timberland1108]

whats the real name of the song if there is one. nice vi oorah

[bigatkn54]

haha nice

[lunausmc]

lmao at the chamillion bit

[hk526]

this has to be one of his best

[Longtrangdukich]

I could never sing with a dip in my lip. Good song, I'm joining up

[gatsby5555]

ahh thanks

[usmc4422]

what does he say at :40. Just like my old sgt. maj. Sgt. Major Reeves 2/8

[jtownthug]

Yep

[seth0788]

........ I had a Sgt Major Reeves for a First Sgt in boot.

[MichealNBurress]

SgtMaj Scott Reeves?

Crazy guy?

[usmc4422]

i dont remember his first name. Def crazy though.  Motivated marine

[MarineSupporter]

Tyler rocks man

[antonsaidmeatloaf]

Best

[swedespeed9000]

this guy is my hero.

[0321grunt]

This shit is awesome! And I remember COP North, I started out with 1st LAR Bn! Yut

[copnorth]

2D LAR BN. you higher ups better listen up

[taker30055]

8th Crime this is you fucks!

[JReid0861]

fucking genius...

[copnorth]

that is my battlion sgtmaj. and my fucking batt. to the letter

[r0sejp]

This guy have a CD?

[bobchester5572]

"just like the chamilleon, this war machine fucks with comm" that shit is funny

[JReid0861]

so damn true though.

[thisisforkellen]

I have heard only a few of this guys songs, but im already a big fan. so dang funny! and its true, this "war machine" is a joke. well most of it.