The Big Lebowski - You got a date Wednesday, baby!

[crazybaseballdude12]

8 year olds dude

[Catch22ish]

FACT:nobody fucks with the Jesus

[ecashinxxx]

eight people got fucked in the ass on Wednesday.

[jc790]

Fucking legend.

[hearns00001]

Lol why did Walter say "he's cracking" ?

[GT2K2]

This movie is full of epic moments, actually it's just one epic moment, but this is without a doubt the funniest minute of the movie. It's a shame you cut out the few seconds before this were Walter is talking about the war in Vietnam compared to the golfwar: "...while what we have here... a bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary".

[sjoerd765]

I would have FUCKED you in the ass Saturday. I'll fuck you in the ass next wednesday instead!

[rorschach1911]

The little guy holding him back is his sidekick and bowling partner, Liam.

[fucktheignorant123]

EEEE DON MATTA TOO JESUS !!

[churchisgood777]

"what's this day of rest s***, whats this bull s***... I dont fu***** care, it dont matter to jesus" .... Mark ch2 ver 27-28

[Subtletiesaplenty]

press 7. profit.

[ibbotson22]

that dude next to him is trying not to laugh

[jackegarland]

"8 year olds dude"

[Justas923]

yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man...

[Dactuck]

YOU GOT A Date Wednesday BABY!

Comedy.

[elvaelvirababe]

i love that little guy holding him back.

[InvisibleDiary]

Does anyone have that pelvic thrust as a .gif file...cuz I want that shit.

[QoolEntent]

@InvisibleDiary I do. You can also find it on photobucket

[KiribiKiribiMacaco]

the jesus deserved a film of his own... must be one of the best characters ever!

[kushXhaze]

Liam and me...we're gonna fuck you up.

[503Nightcrawler]

I like how Liam never talks

[SuperAkebono]

@503Nightcrawler

And what I always wonder is if Liam knows that he's bowling with a pederast? I like to believe he has no idea, but...

[fristi1994]

LOL

[LeKerstman]

8 year olds, dude

[tlv156]

"he's crackin'." lmfao!!!!

[ntn777]

fucking hilarious!

[MrEvenflow98]

i love the guy that trys to hold him back.

[kellyb4]

@MrEvenflow98 You mean Liam. Yeah. Love that guy.

[Kafiristanica]

@kellyb4

Liam and me... we gonna fuck you up

[kellyb4]

@Kafiristanica Yeah... well... you know that's just like ah... your opinion man.

[SuperAkebono]

Shomer fucking shabbos!

[013579asdfgh]

8 year olds dude.

[Marcosian011]

If I was stranded on a desert island, with only one comedic scene to watch over and over for all eternity... it would be this... classic.

[Cornflakesss]

This is where Epic Sax guy got his pelvic thrust dance moves.

[TheFaygoFanatic]

yeah, well, thats just, like, your opinion man

[CountTentacula]

I want a electronic John Tuturro weekly planner now: one that reads my weekly priorities like "Dentist appointment Monday", "Job interview" Thursday", "Church Sunday" and "Ju got a date Wednesday, baby!"

[ArmyJames]

Bush league psycho-out stuff.

[lamuerteviva]

...........he's crackin.

[dudeme12]

nobody fucks with the jesus

[MrPlainNameless]

Whooo!

[AngryLoo]

Lol, the guy on the left definitely looks like he's trying not to laugh.

[Turf112]

Why is Liam even standing there, he has trouble enough not to laugh x')

[wordswithnickinthem]

Maybe people have noticed but...

Liam Camera Look @ :27?

[Taneesha1989]

a little part of me died when I read they tore down that bowling alley

[503Nightcrawler]

Liam makes a good character for never talking

[Magnolia296]

Very entertaining movie with weird but intriguing storyline and nice acting. Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore and Steve Buscemi did a great job. I think Tara Reid deserved more screen time as well. 'The Big Lebowski' is one of my favorite comedies ever (along with Heartbreakers, Meet the Fockers, Miss Congeniality, The Gods Must Be Crazy 2, Made In America, Elvis Has Left the Building and some others)

The 90's were so great era!!!

[Arkham456]

@Magnolia296 You put Meet the Fockers and Miss Congeniality on the same page as The Big Lebowsky? man you retarded..

[Magnolia296]

@Arkham456 I can put whatever I want and I don't think you are that person who can judge other opinion. Open your tiny mind for a different view!

[Arkham456]

@Magnolia296 I think you should shut up about different views and go back to your kitchen.

[Magnolia296]

@Arkham456 Year sure, naive stupid kids can't stand when someone smarter put their ass on place

[mahavishnuxc]

@Magnolia296 do yourself a favor my friend and look up: "STANLEY KUBRICK". and then watch all of his movies (from 1960- and up)...believe me, that list of yours is gonna have some remodeling.

ps, i liked heartbreakers too, that jennifer love-hewitt huh?

[Magnolia296]

@mahavishnuxc I've seen many Kubrick's movies. He was real master but if I have no mistake he focused on serious films not comedies. I love The Big Lebowski but 80% of its humour was based on strong language unlike Heartbreakers, Meet the Fockers etc. I hate when people praise one film by putting others down.

p.s I heard that Alicia Silverstone was to play Love-Hewitt's character in Heartbreakers but she refused the invitation because of busy in other projects

[PooPoo2U]

@Magnolia296: kubrick? serious films? are you mental?

if dr. strangelove isn't comedy then i plainly don't know what the hell comedy is.

[mahavishnuxc]

@PooPoo2U i think she means overall, kubrick mostly did more "serious" films. but stanley kubrick was a genius and he attempted every genre and mastered it. he filmed the shit out of these scripts

[CarbonBasedAndroid]

@mahavishnuxc Dr. Strangelove man.

[Arkham456]

@Magnolia296 How exactly is putting my ass on place when you moan about different opinions when you put the big lebowski and sandra -i am a menopausal actress in a menopausal movie- bullok on the same page? Seriously go back to your kitchen and make me a sandwich woman.

[mahavishnuxc]

@Arkham456 hey you misogynistic piece of shit leave her alone. she has her opinions and you have yours. its done.

[Tigerlily21]

@Arkham456 hey you! Yeah you! stfu you woman-hating, misogynistic loser, you think you sound cool but you sound like a moronic pig. Oink. Oinky. Poo. Poo.

[Arkham456]

@Tigerlily21 1/10 troll.

[thexland1]

Liam is one of the most underrated characters in the history of cinema, he's so awesome.

[MasterMindBeats9000]

I woulda fucked you in the ass last saturday. Im gonna fuck you in the ass wednesday instead! WHOOO! You gotta date wednesday...

[Bamalot91]

What's a pederast, Walter?

[chefkoo]

@Bamalot91 Shut the fuck up Donny.

[JimShreddles]

he's a sex offender dude, with a record...

[johneverready]

LMAO

[dicekpapi18]

7 people missed his date.

[KiribiKiribiMacaco]

john turturro is a legend in this film! love the Jesus!

[Kluivert23]

He's cracking...

[GTPGuy19]

Whats a petter-ass dude? Shut the fuck up Donny

[CoolerKing37]

I doh fuck'n care!

[Ymiron1]

"Its no matter to Jesus!" most epic Line in the movie

[kikomiko1]

I don't even think it's possible to replicate those pelvic thrusts...my god were they beautiful.

[commander144]

@kikomiko1 the jesus has had years of practice

[steelyman40]

Genius.

[tableconnect]

i love this movie - it never gets old

[MOMMAKUH]

after you watch this like 5 times then watch it again and focus on Liam trying not to laugh, funny shit

[jobu88]

No one could possilby pull that off as funny as John Turturro.......haa haa ha haahahahahaaaa...... you got a date Wednesday, baby!!!

[Addicted2gaming]

It don't matter to Jesus

[aznbutteredtoast]

that pelvic movement...

[IsMightyProlific]

@aznbutteredtoast HAHAHAHAHAHA

[mahavishnuxc]

@aznbutteredtoast i tried to do that. and im sure everyone else has tried too after they saw this movie.

[ComeClaritySucks]

The Jewish day of rest don't matter to Jesus

[TheSalubri]

Laughable man!

[masondarko]

0:26 Whoo

[SuperAkebono]

i always wonder if liam knows jesus is a pederast?

[yourMINDmakesITreal]

Smokey this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules

[SemperEAS7]

I keep watching Liam.

[Arska6]

Brilliant John Turturro

[Alturqeyathome82]

Jesus:I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday,I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead,Wooo....you got a date Wednesday baby.

Walter:He's cracking.

OMG the way he moved when he said it cracks me up everytime i watch this part.

LOL :)

[LSDelusions]

...

He's cracking.

[Exeron91]

What´s this day of rest-shit?!

[scarhunter92]

I love Turturro.

[BadHorsie1]

Look at Jim Hoosier's (Liam) reaction 19 secs in after the HA HA. Priceless!

[rubiconsedge]

I love Watler's reaction...Goodman is so cool in this

[bloodyinkpen]

:25 funniest pelvic thrust of all time.

[TheZagiello]

They should make a sequel -----> the big lebowski 2

[WallyWadeMovies]

I can't believe i committed to memory every line he said. I make my friends laugh when i grab a paper bag, draw a face on it and just make the voice. From there on i just make up shit. I have a Jesus Quintana voice in my head. I did this impression in front of my mom. She looked puzzled and locked herself in her room

[Redgrant80]

Laughable man HAA!

[ilphantasmo]

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

[Barteekkk]

he's crackin.

[dudestr5552]

Lol, the guy bowling in the background about 15 seconds in just about falls over.

[morgantown1]

No hes a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year old. HUH!

[AsG1989]

liam doesnt say a word in the whole movie lol, but you can see him laugh at 20 seconds lol

[ilikethepixies301]

@AsG1989 wow i was just thinking that

[dudestr5552]

@AsG1989 He's also the fat guy dancing during the opening credits.

[adarov]

pause 0:27

XD

[TheAtticus19]

:04 "I don't fucking care! It don't matter to Jesus!" Best line of the freaking movie, and that's saying a lot.

[TheAtticus19]

@TheAtticus19 0:04

[MrMase12]

Wooooooooooaaaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[AJWP4]

0:26 WOO! hahahaha

[TheZagiello]

I cant stop watching this. It's addictive.

[CountTentacula]

I would love a pre-recorded calendar of this Jesus chap so that every Wednesday, should I have a date, it tells me "Ju got a date Wednesday, baby!"

[Z0hann]

WHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOO!

[danstrummer]

MARK IT ZERO!!!!!!!

[bonkersblock]

He's crackin!

[joeyisgoed]

Best movie ever...period!

[LSDelusions]

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man..!

[joeshmoisacoolguy]

0:27 best part

[mkai4492]

You dont fool Jesus. NO SHIT!

[mikelea1]

that's just like, your opinion, man

[Treadmor]

Hahahahah.... I love Jesus!

John Turturro Nails it!!!...

[AsG1989]

whats this day of rest shit? whats this bullshit?

[Jamscot1990]

Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! 

[NothingSpecialMusic1]

@Jamscot1990 It's a league game, Smokey.

[ghost20063]

@Jamscot1990 smokey you are entering a world of pain

[rbellev]

"He's crackin'..."

[mattkabd]

Woooooooo!!!!

[BorisCollage]

that guy rolling when jesus walks out of frame: 0:30 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

[thedudeabides2010]

"I'll fuck you in the ass next wednesday instead !..." John turturro just nails it !!! perfection.

[sonsofrage]

liam and jesus....the most random pair in bowling ever

[olywood9]

@sonsofrage yeah, u got to wonder how those two ever hooked up 0_o lol

[AlchemistNeon]

I keep playing 0:28 over and over. i wish there was a gif of it xD

[hygraed]

@AlchemistNeon Remove the space in this URL: imgur.c om/JDhsa.gif

[AlchemistNeon]

@hygraed You officially kick ass now

[hygraed]

@AlchemistNeon Far out, man, far fucking out.

[perun1nj]

So funny how Jesus is one of the only people Walter wholly ignores, while other people act much calmer and Walter doesn't care about them

[soulstormyweather]

Lol that lil guy that follows Jesus around cracks me up. He looks so out of place there, yet goes along with all of his antics lmao.

[Stalky24]

lol try to watch face of that other fat dude next to quintan.

[ssjgeorge]

@Stalky24

haha! i just watched without reading your comment and when i came to write the comment i saw yours! he's very funny!

[GatorGarbage]

8 Year old's dude...

[Chaykovskiy]

John Turturro great actor!

[jerrycerulli]

He should clean up his act. His uncle Jerry cerulli.

[rneoman]

john turturo is a super actor

[jimmyboy3664]

8 year olds dude...

[psytimenero]

O shit lmao!!!!!

[xrockthe40ozx]

He's Crackin.

[LEETSP33KA]

i Dont care

[supershadow222]

laugh of them he 0:19

[SakkaraStudios101]

@coreymafia lmfao

[coreymafia]

turturo is a genius the scary part is theres real people like that jesus walking around in real life

[ehmazin]

Laughable man

[tantalides]

it don't matter to jesus

[TheGailRose]

I have never laughed harder in my life.

[DarthZemog]

I got to meet Liam at Lebowskifest in SF last year! He was at the movie night at the Fox theater in Oakland, totally cool guy, and a rockstar at those things!

[mustangersalie]

the look on Jeff's face is priceless

[MrSwaga1]

Thts fucking funny

[miscbeep]

laughable man xDDD

[fensteroo7]

I cant get my head around coen brother films they are either films i consider to be some of the greatest of all time such as BiG Lebowski or Fargo where as films like raising Arizona and Oh brother where art thou i didn't really like.

[miscbeep]

He's crackin !

[chichipotle]

The Jesus was a child molestor jajaja. Best movie ever.

[tantalides]

@chichipotle you mean a pederast

[SakkaraStudios101]

Priceless. WOO! You got a date Wednesday baby lololololololololololololololo­l

[airsoftking987]

the best character of any movie ever.

[Wildzide00]

8 years olds, dude.

[TheDimitrovski]

It has 4 dislikes.... dear JESUS!! :)))

[stenar007]

wohoooo... he's crackin ... :D lol owned

[123Nace]

AAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA :D

[123Nace]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAH

[DanTheManCalter]

Eight year olds, dude...

[unity100]

you may fool the fucks in the league office, but you dont fool jesus.

[MrTalldude87]

was this a deleted scene?