Nothing

[JayWifi]

The Glados has spoken!

[LattWest]

I have a paper to write, why am I watching this?

[pokeyjokekid]

What did I learn in biology?

[BananaPhoPhilly]

what will the average American achieve?

[kylesullivan96]

What has Trigonometry taught me?

[wizardsofahmedplzce]

sounds like siri

[Warriorcats24]

how much is the new layout worth>

[JKSproductions365]

What has ButtonstheDragon been giving us lately?

[gdwwefan]

How much is Justin Bieber worth?

[NCSTATEFAN987]

MY LIFE IN 1 WORD

[snakeboy2009]

What am I thinking right now?

"Nothing"

ZOMG ITS PHYSIC!!!!1!!!!1!!!!!one!!!!!

[GLaDOSISM]

What can I do to piss people off in the comments?

[Aflay1]

I got what I came for ^_^

[bonjovi1945]

my life in a single word

[owl368]

What will happen on December 21, 2012?

[ZombiEgirL432]

What's on my plate tonight for dinner?!

"Nothing"

\OoO/

[saretardedfilms]

What exists beyond the edge of the universe?

"Nothing"

[CloneOfJoster285]

What Devil May Cry fanboys are bitching over.

[ALEXandEMMY]

Me: What's up?

Conch:  Nothing =)

[BollyBibby]

What's good about iCarly?

[Rebaju2]

@BollyBibby nothing

[raymaster56]

What is the meaning of life?

[LtFalconPawnch]

@raymaster56 Two fundamental concepts. One, people are not wearing enough hats. Two, Matter is Energy

[TetrisCitadel]

Me: Magic Conch Shell, what will i get for Christmas?

Shell: Nothing.

Me: Screw you!

[Chikunnism]

Gonna loop this video on December 22nd 2012, while around my retarded friend.

[yxrcbszg]

Government in a Nutshell

[trainsrushrox]

MY LIFE IN ONE WORD

[118horseheroes]

YOU GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT

[jwarren672]

The reply I make when you ask me for money

[Agentoxedo07]

Holy-Terrorist:>*=* !!!???

[Bub820]

Oh magic conch shell, what must I do to pass the 8th grade?

[A113Pixar]

21 people got nothing out of watching this video.

[ElmntNinja]

One of the best episodes. :D

[Burningyoshi7700]

to crappy singer who made never say never-

this is the chance you will get to get a girlfriend

[SuperKaiokenX3]

my life has finnaly a meaning :P

[SuperRioTv]

What I am getting for Christmas

[MeibukanMaster]

Q: How much junk does Justin Beiber have in his pant?

A: This video

[oilyshrimp618]

Magic conch shell I have a final tomorrow morning, what should I do??????

Nothing.....

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!!!!!!!!! *Goes on facebook*

[ryanb8498]

Sooo Thats whats in my pants :D

[TiGeRCaT7733]

nothing

[140jeff15834]

listofnewfeaturesinMW3.avi

[UglyStru2]

@140jeff15834 I don't think I've ever wanted to thumbs up a comment as much as this one.

[TheGLaDOSvideoCore]

Clopping Brony: *Opens up rule 34* Magic conch! What do I do now?!

Magic Conch: Nothing :) *turns off computer*

[DrBob66]

@TheGLaDOSvideoCore ^.^ /)

[CoDjoethecouch]

magic conch shell what will i eat next?

nothing..

[AngelofKaos]

What I'm doing right now instead of studying for my finals.

[JimtheCitizen]

AKA The Amount of Originality in CoD

[TheMoneyMam1]

Thats wut she said :P

[TheSteveHands]

This describes my life.

[BoogsterSU2]

The Conch Shell's name is Siri.

[topazkid97]

Spongebob has found: The Concheor

[EDxAto3]

wasted 2 seconds of my life can i get it back.

"YOU GET NOTHING, YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!"

Me: T_T

[REHIMWALD]

Something.

[Bub820]

Me: Magic Conch Shell, what should I do to pass Middle School?

Magic Conch Shell: Nothing

Me: The shell has spoken! *does nothing for the rest of the year*

[cprailes44ac]

Story of my life :P

[CipotaxLoca]

i wasted two seconds for nothing :)

[kinzinalex]

what´s the point of this....



[T3amBed]

@kinzinalex Nothing

[macandcheese306]

@kinzinalex nothing

[regenald510]

The Conch has spoken!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!­!!

[OverKill682]

THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!

[DJPierreFitchfan619]

"What good is left in the new Spongebob episodes Magic Conch Shell?

"Nothing". :)

[JacksonEbert]

@DJPierreFitchfan619 I DISAGREE

[00Futurama00]

Best Video ever.

[Icecream0365CPlover]

THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!

[kaizoisevil]

This is how you win a sudden death in brawl.

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

Spongebob's face is always priceless

[017SHAMe]

wow..thats a sexy voice...

[GimmieCookie123]

this video is to long i guess ill watch the rest tomorrow

[TheAtruumVeritas]

What is the meaning of life 0:00

[jameslyon34]

HAAHA best video on youtube

[fucker194]

this video is........Nothing

[mrqwerty79Y]

i like when the shell said : nothing

[Ipwn84]

Q:What should the producers and writers have done after 2005?

A:0:00

[Austin42100]

i'm too tired to watch the rest

[Tonytone181]

Haha I just watched this episode (:

I love spongebob

[chechonilus2]

nothing

[mighty102]

ILL WATCH THE REST TOMMORROW......

[Zlandael]

I like the part where she said nothing.

[cgaurd52]

My life story in one word.

[xXStrawberryxMisaXx]

so like I love how the screen doesn't say: Replay but just shows Sponge bob with the magic conch shell... I just love it :3

[jimihendrixfan2008]

Thumbs up if you re watchi....oh forget it.

[chobo500]

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!

[MeltyColor]

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!

[megamanrocks99]

@MeltyColor AWW! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TYPE THAT D

[YoungJ1997lol]

@MeltyColor cmon, charlie, give 'em the gobstopper!

[44pencil]

whats the name of?

70000000:80

[stoopidusernamething]

@44pencil yeah... your not funny

[irishtrash15]

"What's the purpose of my existence?"

[ConnorRadcliffe]

You get nothing, you lose, good day sir!

[thejewbsman666]

THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!!

[Seiga]

Automatic favorite

[BIGEYECompany]

Worst 2 seconds of my life

[darkgriffon64]

Put "replay" before youtube(.)com in the url bar!

[DJVM95]

What's insinde Patricks head?

*nothing*

[TaylorrrJay]

This video might have been 100x better if it was just left at the picture with no sound for a good minute after 'nothing'

[MrWtfWhyTheFace]

thumbs up if you think they should make an autotine remix of this

[doughcake34]

wow? LOL?!

[WegraX]

So magic conch what are you wearing tonight ;) Nothing :)

[IchiJewSan]

You should have this on loop. it would be sooo epic.

[ogbkballa]

put repeat after youtube in the url

[eLfuTaChee]

it has spoked

[theYTPmaster100]

the question is:

"What does Viacom really own?"

[wwenexus7]

This answers the question

"What is so funny about the new episodes of Spongebob?"

[the7deadlyhomunculi1]

THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN!

[MarlyxIchimaru]

I lol'd.

[matthew32112]

BEST 2 SECONDS OF MY LIFE

[sparklechild7689]

@matthew32112 i feel the same way

[GotAK47]

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH.

[hatsunemikulove76]

Dear repeat button,

I am sorry for raping you. But I am not paying for you :D

[josh3658edwards]

[Pulls conch string] "There's a snake in my boot!" Uh, wtf? O.o

[AWSOMEPOSSUM16]

Nothing

is always

Something

[rtuckerivey]

Nothing

[shadestylehellhound]

ask a question be4 watching this vid

[SonyFilms101]

THIS DESCRIBES MY LIFE.

[crazynintendoguy]

YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR!!

[spiderchan9]

THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN



[MrSkoringo]

THE CONCH HAS SPOKEN!

[FireStarInfinity]

this video contains....(watch it)

[pecklepants]

Spongebob: Oh magic conch, what do we need to do to get out of the kelp forest?

Conch....NOTHING,ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, STUPID!! YOURE SO STUPID!!!

[Doona1055]

Hey magic counch, whats up?

[SuperZOOM241]

All Hail The Magic Conch!

[HypersonicHero]

THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN

[David67969]

i subscribed for more lol



[1stpltpkmnTR]

Spongebob: What is inside my head?

Shell: NOTHING!

[kirbyfan3000]

the play button broke really it did

[RandomlyEpicFilms]

*plops emotionless on the ground* o_o

[clovely000]

EVERYTHING!!!!!



[darkpirategirl]

glados... is that you?

[knuxiscute]

whut?



[xKatherineWilliamsx]

lord of the flies<3

[zero8kira]

@xKatherineWilliamsx Lol imagine if there were girls in that book O,o

[MrSleepinSloth]

Something

[FastAndFurious005]

"Nothing."

Okay, I quoted it. Where are my thumbs up?

[plushieboy1234]

@FastAndFurious005 in the kitchen next to the troll-face brand cereal.

[seaweevil]

the magic conch has spoken!!!

[LovableCoolGuy]

Spongebob at his most nihilistic.

[mayhudson]

Tipe "repeat" in front of "youtube" and go have more fun.

[screams3]

Best 2 seconds of my life

[TheSSSdriver]

I liked it when the shell said

[UNOWNBX]

THA SHELL HAZ SPOKEN

[wiijjimmy12]

10 ppl are nothing

[SteamNooph]

What's the song at 7:02?

[flybager]

@SteamNooph nothing

[Camp3rTheBest]

@SteamNooph Nothing by The Magic Conch Shell

[kitkat6401]

@SteamNooph Its called Nothing. Its my favorite song. I know all the lyrics!!!

[plushieboy1234]

@kitkat6401 OMG,I KNOW ALL THE LYRICS TOO! :D

[1stpltpkmnTR]

@SteamNooph Mini FapPING AS USUAL I SEE (couldnt resist) ok its Mini Fapping by that shell thing

[PicturaSonus]

@SteamNooph Ahhh the internet.

[Controvox]

Much ado about nothing......

[TheFLASHER2222]

lol at 0:00 looool

[SantaWithGuns]

Anyone hit the replay? If so, then there you go. That's where all the views came from.

[MvpNyc]

2 second video . 164 likes and 24 ,855 views.. thats more then me

[spoogeling]

yes...Waloo aloo loo...can i have something to eat?

[brandanimation12]

(nothing)

[supercaboby46]

Squidward: "How much money will I get in my next paycheck?"

Conch: "Nothing,"

Squidward: "WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Spinwheeling]

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!!!

[flexdaninja]

Nothing

[angelpichu1]

@flexdaninja something

[flexdaninja]

@angelpichu1 everything

[angelpichu1]

@flexdaninja almost everything

[Martinntoxx]

THE SHELL HAS SPOKEN !!!!

[funkyspunky871]

this is now my favorite video on youtube

[BobDawg173]

Nope.

[Hiccupone]

Everything.

[HuntMcD1]

eats babies

[HuntMcD1]

i eat babies

[HuntMcD1]

will i pee/poop...ever?

nothing.

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[supercaboby46]

ALL HAIL THE MAGIC CONCH!

[clankbot9]

Life makes sense now...

[AssassinJordi]

This video is better than YouTube itself.

Seriously, if this video started a site of its own which would let you do nothin else than watch this (no login, uploading, commenting&rating), it would DESTROY YouTube.

[Martinntoxx]

THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL HAS SPOKEN!