No Sex Allowed on American Idol Season 7

[vodka492]

wtf?

[producersfan]

who let tobias funke on american idol?

[Kimbelle10]

And why dedicate it to simon? Lol!

[Kimbelle10]

Oh shoot...I remember this guy...Lol!

And Ryan's reaction...Lol!

[lautnerbaby4]

it woulda been so funny if paula woulda been like u wanna have sex?

[DiaryOfAMadfan]

thats the metal \M/

[macrent2]

He makes me embarrassed to bea Social Worker!

[ddaniela9597]

i love ryans face hahahah :D

[AfricanSunshine16]

Was drinking coffee when he started singing... My clean dress is now not so clean... -_-

[ibxncgc]

Now remember kids..... strangers always have the best candy.

[deathgaze05]

The real 40 yr old virgin hahahahahah.

[NickiminajrevengeXD]

@deathgaze05 lmaoo hell yeahhhh!!

[w1ck3dad4m]

itd be funny if he said "im 26"

[777iloveedward]

WTF!

[UrNeAtH]

He's got the mustache of a molestor the kind you see on the news

[MeepullStewray]

974 people are pedophiles

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[Buondelmonte123]

Tragic, he's 45 if he's a day.

[MaStErPhReSh333]

FUCK YEESSS MADE MY LIFE!!!!!!!

[mizkex]

I hate mustached, virgin, anti-sex, child molesting pedophiles.

[MusicMel3]

dislikers need to get outta town

[sweetiegrl41]

whats the age limit?

[laura010991]

worst social worker for a sex addict.

[undocumentedspot]

If he sang to them "I wanna fuck you in the ass" Simon wouldn't say creepy.

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

Staged.

[QuobXx]

pedophile..

[wizzledumb]

fred flinstone vest wearin ass

[musicfreak3606]

HAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[ninjeas98]

HAHA WHAT A VIRGIN

[PeanutPanhead]

wtf?

[thetruesora]

Tobias? this man makes me lose faith in humanity

[Arsenov92]

No sex alowed...WTF...NOOO...this old retard is just a fucktard...

[Tinkerbellshomey]

Milo sure doesn't look 39... he looks much older

[CanadianHitman08]

Ryan's face: 0:19....

He's like "WTF?"

[AFROMANFAN]

Who in their right mind is actually AGAINST sex?!?!? Seriouslly?!? Who the fuck is this faggot!?!? Someone needs to rape this queer excuse for a man

[PissingOnYourMother]

Paula wanted his dick. Bad.

[Howie262]

i liked it, not many people would stand up for what they think...

i think hes jewish..

XD

hillarious though!

[MusicMakesThe]

O________O

[raptorsfan245]

this is the definition of FAIL

[alexandrakarras]

...............

[annnieeex3]

2nd verse and 3rd verse plz

[penguinluva55]

lol ryans face when the dude goes "No Sex Allowed!!" hahaha

[maeganjj73]

he's strange,

very strange

[eappir007]

omg. i have nothing else to say about that.

[christianshounen101]

there is nothing wrong with being a virgin....but this is ridiculous :PPPP

[crazyatomicbear]

@christianshounen101

lol

ya

[m16chick]

Probably a child molester, sorry... but he's creepy as hell!

[Tinkerbellshomey]

what a perverted "song"! how could they even let him audition?

...and he works as a social worker?! :0

[eatingperson]

For sure...no sex allowed if you have a 1" dick like our buddy Milo.

[huskiesrmylife]

im loving the laugh in teh background lmfao!

[ILoveYouAnime]

0:22

gotta love that person laughing in the background!

[mizkex]

and of course this guy has never been laid!

[iluvkururu]

1:52 LMFAO!! "get out'a town" XDDD

[OnnaVidel]

LMFAO!!! I currently work where he used to and he was NOT a social worker!

[HoneyXVenom]

He's probably a child molester...

And yes, Ryan's face was priceless. :P

[jweller94]

i completely agree, i think he sang this because he wants people that can actually get some, to suffer like he did:D

[roarrrkeeley]

Haha Ryan Seacrest,,'s face was priceless.

:)

[ruprockz]

milo: the song is no sex allowed

randy: huh

milo *starts singing*

[shevville]

The world's first analrapist.

[connerjohn11]

lmfao i hope this guy knows sex is REQUIRED to keep mankind going

[Jinx9516]

[1st verse] I'm sitting around minding my biz something's wrong and i don't know what it is my girl comes around she's (rhymes with sex) she starts playing with me, all she wants is sex but take it from me, hear what i say i don't need that there's a better way! so i promise her love as she strings along cuz sex is weak and love is strong {chorus} NO sex allowed. i don't wanna be part of your crowd NO sex allowed, and if you don't like it, get out of town!! [second and third verse]

[MonLeAmour]

hes 39!!! got to be kidding me XD

he s like 65+

[DMK000]

"I write songs that nobody else has heard before". He's not a plagiarist! Yay!

[prettysplash5bell]

lol Simon was like wtf is with this dude?

[goberphat]

lol this is now my rington

[Cubameriguense]

1:14 LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"the name of the song is No Sex Allowed"

"huh?"

*starts singing*

ROFL it was all timed so perfectly

[Teishasmusic]

Ryan's face at the begging was priceless.

So was Simon's xD

[Bucs154]

wow weird sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o weird

[GRICHENG]

ya, who needs sex

[Dynysia030]

I'm gonna make this my ringtone XD

[p00ninpkers]

lol, no sex allowed, you know i got my head in the clouds and well life is great, lol

[CanaryKeeper]

I love the person laughing in the background at 0:23 XD

[GodzWrath35]

L all's she wants is sex and I'll give it to her. ;)

[spector52]

what a fag -_-

[LissaChelle9002]

I think someone else summed it up perfectly: He should have changed the title to "No Sex Allowed, But Jerking It Is Perfectly Okay."

[Fallenadvocate]

can he please be my bestfriend? like right now?

[animelover123]

He was kidding about the 39-part right??

[yatithebeast]

That is Tobais Funke!

[Loves2ReadManga]

Wow...this dude is wow...LOL

[loverlovebug]

lol hes funnii!

!I SMELL TUNA!

*walks towards kitchen

"oh i gtg!

[Mysteria5]

Make that "No 40 year-old virgins allowed."

[miamibeach1791]

he's like my scary health teacher!!! rofl.

[itsveralester]

i love his leopard vest wonder where he got it

[persianqu33n]

minding my biz=jerking off?

i dont need that theres a better way

better way= jerking off?

shouldnt the name of the song be jerking off ?

[ernieball3645]

he says a girl wants to have sex with him yeah fucking right

[utubeizawsum]

lol

[everythingWOWP]

ryans reaction... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[0wasco0]

wow...he is FUCKED

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[XoBlondeXGirlXoX]

lol i love ryan's face @ :20 ! XD

[TonyTheSamurai]

No Sex Allowed by Milo feat. Gwen Stefani Dr. Dre should produce... Intro (Dr. Dre) Uh, its Milo baby! The 'stach wit the cash its '09 take em milo Verse I'm sitting around I dunno what it is etc.

[persianqu33n]

lmao REPRESENT

[luc214]

"my girl comes around, she's an Oedipus Rex.."

so.... she's his mother? LOL

[CynthiaRae1]

"in britain we call it creepy" rofl

[jolegend13]

they should make a movie about him

"The 39 year old virgin" The sequel of the 40 year old virgin" XD

[splintercellchicken]

i thnk he iss gay

[jns0202]

39?!?!?! he looks 47

[farsyam1]

Why do these kind of ppl even like try!!!

God he was horrible

[TranEntertainment]

Poor Dude

[bestemore]

I know. He doesn't know any better. I wish they wouldn't expose sad people like this.

[scorpionislandrox]

haha

[psychocloud]

Wheres Philiadelphia located? Is it like Philadelphia?

[empbac]

"We can't even say no." LOL

[ybutterfly99]

he must be religoius.

[christianshounen101]

no even the religous has more common sense not to do this : P

[x0chrystinax0]

omg. i LOVE ryans face wen he says the song.

[Bill59923]

hahahaha ikr he's like "WHAT THE F**K?!?!"

[sbzr35]

the look on ryan's face at 22 sec is priceless ! lol =)

[sougetsu81]

gay

[PinKisWHatWeDOBeSt]

this is creepy

VERY creepy

[CardsPlayer]

LOL

[dars2607]

it's not perverted or creepy like simon says. he doesn't sing very well but he's not a pervert. the opposite.

[dodtho]

Get lost wanker boy

[MavrickTJS]

Real life Tobias Funke.

[LambieStClair]

lolol

a never-nude

[cooliogoodMuzic]

Dude, i'm glad youi watch Arrested. That show was so good. ur totally right too.

[sgnebmak]

I'm surprised this Tobias impersonator didn't paint himself blue (like in an Arrested episode)

[psychocloud]

I was just thinking that hahahahaha

[Katelin723]

poor guy,

[sk8terchick98]

Yall stop making fun of this 40 year old virgin, I feel bad!

[faithfulmonkey]

poor poor man probably just got his dick installed yesterday he better read the intruction manual

[moviedisorder]

lool

[PunkieFunkieBabz]

lol thts funi

"no sex allowed"

[spacegeek725]

c-------8

[clockwork3991]

I liked seacrests reaction to the name of the song.

[kingmajin]

rather...LACK of a reaction lol. couldn't come up with a reaction appropriate for the song, lol

[kohbear16]

jersey kyke

[Saymyname280]

Look at that chest hair...Totally Austin Powers!!!

[eestipoiss92]

uhm ew, loser!!!!

[Saymyname280]

He actually produced this song eh! It actulally sounds ok. Ok I take that back...

[NBAKid6000]

Perverts

[wickedcrazy9326]

1:42

[mdrndrum]

he's obviously a virgin

[ANTHONYxTK4]

do ya think???

[face237]

he thinks he is Ghandi hahaha

[sourcandy72]

lmao. what the hell? lol

[crzyinter]

he looks like a pedafile lol

[bedfall]

1:14

Randy: "HUH?"

HAHAHA

[oOJillyOo]

Randy's my favourite XD

[gescoboza]

o_0

[beauhatchman]

'in britain we call it creepy' haha

in australia we call it f$#^5in retarded.

this guy would seriously get fierce stares and beat up if he pulled that god shit here !

[christianshounen101]

in Belgium we call it tres tres tres tres tres tres tres MAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hunkyfish20]

Reminds me of Kermit

[spencebomb]

hahaha no sex allowed for him

[Catsumi]

I doubt he gets any..whether it's allowed or not. >_>

[moo5009]

The expression on Ryan's face at 0:20 is priceless.

[MizzEL101]

lol wow

[kaylanicholequade]

retarted

[Freabbie]

What kind of idiot sings no sex allowed while his chest hair is pointing out. Something fishy is going on here, WTF. What was he thinking!!!!!! I mean really

[iamslknick78]

You really gotta' have issues to creep out a British guy.

[springbokshabana]

lol haha this is weird

[Saymyname280]

"Milo, Milo I don't want to hear whatever this perverted third verse is" hee hee hee!!! Too funny!

[SkillerGuyVids]

i would look up to a person who made this a actual song haha this is halarious

[heyyfoood]

GAYYYYYYY, this guy dont even have a dik

[prdmd]

soooo funnnnyyy

[asialols]

OMG RYANS FACE xD

[Saymyname280]

FUNNY!!

[coolmrkingguy]

LOL we dont even get to say no

[angbang]

sex is weak and love is strong...... lalalala

..this should be a ring tone!!

[showbiz719]

OMG LOL This guy is a laughingstock

[rstanka]

no faaaaaaaaaaags allowed!!

[Curruptid]

well if this guy made it 12 year old girls probably wouldn't be dressing up slutty

[11prepprincess11]

i know right?

[benatar101]

2:04

[dimisthess]

No sex allowed for THIS FUCKING VIRGIN

[nellygregsonmen]

Well I think he's only telling it to couples who aren't married and is saying premarital sex is bad. He might be married.

Even if he means no sex allowed even for married couples, that's still a personal choice and he can stay a virgin his whole life if he wants to

[TheMetalPenguin]

This guy is awesome. What a legend.