Gathering of the Juggalos Survival Guide pt. 1

[AlbanianMan]

Somebody buy this dude a thesaurus....... AND SHIT

[sean1256]

What is it like to be white trash?

[EmoMiss32]

. . . . BabyWipes ? O.o The Fuck ?

[LeegoDerbi]

@EmoMiss32 I used baby wipes in military to clean up my gun. They work surprizingly well :D

[Billmaster20]

Beat they ass if they smoke around under 18? Wtf lol some of your views man are fucked.

[KrAzYCOOP53]

Soounds like your scared of true and hardcore juggalos wtf " its like your scared of your own famliy when I went I was jumping from chop to chop haveing a blast

[zse4rfvgy7uj]

"Have a backpack or something with you at all times. AT ALL FUCKIN' TIMES!"

[HatchetDimitri]

WHAT UP FAMILY, WILL I BE SET IF I BRING BEER MONEY THATS IT.

[jokerclownman]

is there a way to get ridda the music and listen to the guide? damn I cant hear what ur sayin bro :D

[MinnesotaxChick]

ITS ~WHOOP WHOOP~

[hrjuggz]

Fuck an RV and shit, All I need is me a quarter, Some clothes, A bottle of faygo, and I'm set. Why are people afraid of sleeping outside. I lived as a dirty street kid for awhile across this nation sleeping on that shit, Grass is natures mattress. Besides at the gathering I ain't gonna sleep much any damn ways. lol Dude I been to the gathering w/only 4 shirts 3 pairs of pants a 6 pack of 2 liter faygo, I had no problems what so ever AND IT WAS EXCELLENT

MCL to all my fam WHOOP WHOOP

-Candy Jack

[KrataDaBeast]

This guy is fucking retarded... Who in the fuck goes to the Gathering to rent a hotel room. If you do that your going to miss everything...

[ItsTheGanjaSpeaking]

Im 15, but imma wait till im 18 cos i dont wanna be known as the little juggalette who cant smoke or drink or show my tits D: 3 MORRREE YEARRRS

[jughead420ify]

@MrPoguefish is he wearing a black face? That shit is raciest!

[cr4zieboi]

TAKE OFF THE MASK YA DUMB MUTHAFUCKA

[TheTwiztedJuggalo420]

if i even have the song......

[TheTwiztedJuggalo420]

please tell me the name of that song ive been tryin to find that on my list but when your going through like 800 songs and you cant remember the name your kinda beat id appreciate it its the first song that plays

[ChocolateTheif]

Make sure not to bathe or wash your clothes before you go either

[bucketheadj]

lol fuckin baby wipes

[joshmyersrulz]

@Trinocular PHISH FUCKING SUX!

[DrzFnst]

damn stop cursing so much

[palimony]

fucking magnets

[bubba5115]

im not trying to be a dick but u bitched alot! mmfcl woop woop

[benjaminchemistry]

HOW DO MAGNETS WORK???

[boultyboi1]

yo homie dw about these guys giving u shit about what u saying, these guys just juggahoes, if they dissing fam like this, i mean u only tryna show us how to act like respectable juggalos. i mean its guys like that who are giving us a bad name

so thank you cdowg187 dont worry about there shit

[FAYGOtheWIKKEDNINJA]

dude ur talkin more like ur dissin the fam.....shut up and stop talkin shit....

[boultyboi1]

what im ocnfused about u said u will beat someones ass if u see them doing weed, i dont get if u meant smokin weed in general or just around kids i dno lol what are the ganja allowences?

[LiberatedMadness]

@boultyboi1 just around kids

[boultyboi1]

@LiberatedMadness oh ok fair enough

[MrPhilly721]

@YAGIRLTWiiGGY yea u know how it is, trends come and go

[Draugihn]

what if we are going under 18 with a friend?

[HatchetDimitri]

@Draugihn

Its all ages

[MrPhilly721]

@YAGIRLTWiiGGY might not be a gathering in 2 years

[mcarr1032]

This kid sounds like an un-educated idiot!!! "And shit"

[ForkZupJuggalo]

@skeletor214 Man that shit is so played out now...Im'a show u how my right hook work...BLAAMMM!!

[delatour510]

it will all be explained at the gathering. BEHOLD!!! magnets.......(wait for it)

[slippedknot99]

invite andrew wk

[zombiefreek4]

is this kid fucking serious?? and are you wearing a gimp mask? its a festie, not goin to the army. you dont need a surivial guide to attending a concert.

[krazijuggalette17]

Also if you knew anything about Juggalos you know that we are diverse and can't possibly be explained or understood. So how can you sit there and talk about people that give us a bad name? Sounds like you just have a problem with Juggalos. Grow up and learn to accept the family you claim to be apart of or get the fuck out.

[krazijuggalette17]

If your or ANY Juggahoe EVER, even tried to tell me how to raise my kid, basically disrespecting me in front of them, I would kick YOUR ass, and thats a promise bitch boy. Worry about raising your OWN fuckin' kids. Expecially before you get hurt by somebody who ain't gonna take your prick ass attitude.

[krazijuggalette17]

I'm a Juggalo, and I agree with some of what your saying/trying to do...but the first thing I really disagreed with, and kinda pissed me off was when you said your gonna kick my ass if I choose to smoke around my kid.

Now, my kid isn't coming, and I sure as hell don't normally smoke around her...but for your Juggahoe ass to tell me your gonna kick my ass, just because basically you don't agree with how I raise my kid?

[90youngstunna]

im 17 bout to turn 18 inlike 5 months. and my parents smoke with me and they are in there 40s do you think thats wrong

[TheBlademonster]

is there any drugs? because im going or trying to go but i'm like 15 dude? this will be my first time and my first concert

[TheBlademonster]

is there any drugs? because im going or trying to go but i'm like 15 dude?

[tkojuggalo314]

@RLhockey203 We do listen to real music. The underground music is the ONLY real music left. How can you classify all juggalos as homos? I know you feel like a minority being queer and all, but im sorry to tell you we're not homos so find someone else to talk about.

[colleenXD]

thank youuu so much! im hopefully going to my first gathering this summer. im really excited but also a bit nervous...i have so much love for this music and that's all i really want to see. i don't care too much about the drugs or alcohol or the partying...just want to go and enjoy it without getting killed :(

[RLhockey203]

pussy, cant stand the rain, do it the real way ya douches, juggalos are fuckin homos hah, listen to real music

[livieatedurcrayon]

o yea i cant wait to go and for anyone who misses it ill bring them some HIV back. *sarcastic*

[stoopidcheepfilms]

Fuckin' magnets..

[7878444]

Stop saying "shit".

[misshoney718]

fucking idiot, thanks for boring me to death and saying the same thing over and over again and saying shit and umm every other word.. learn to speak without being so damn boring... shit

[heroinjunkie]

FAGGOT

[hyean4]

Never go out to play without a coat.

[mafouger]

apparently if someone is stupid enough to go to this gathering, they should expect a lot of feces.

[trinocular]

wow, thanks captain obvious! the phish scene would eat you guys alive. the gathering sounds like a bunch of newbs n' shit.

ps- snl is destroying your band

[cdowg187]

@trinocular A 30 year old saying NEWB on the internet...... WOW!!!

ps- snl is just copying shit that's been said and done for years.

[trinocular]

@cdowg187 this is america, i can utilize whatever words i want. anyway, you're not really one to talk "cdowg187." i don't care how old you are, that's a pretty lame handle.

anyway my point is, the info this kid is doling out is like remedial, obvious knowledge for festys. i know of a band that's been pulling 75k plus to all corners of the country for festys since 1996. and guess what, you don't need to keep your wallet in your front pocket because people aren't going to steal your shit.

[liberator416]

@cdowg187 quiet n00B

[Kriket317]

@trinocular SNL is making ICP more famous. They are proud as fuck to have a parody! You aint hearing any complains from us. && phish? seriously, HAHA fuck off.

[mutantxiii]

Fuck a hotel room rent an RV. That is the way to go. Fuck the rain and fuck the sun.

[cdowg187]

@mutantxiii Yeah but RV's are ridiculously expensive. lol

[enjoiskater2112]

SHIT!!!!

[sonikbaby]

can you be my bf?

[xjugglarx]

the only survival u need at teh gatherin is basically nothin,. u aint got shyt ninja's will help u out taht's wut family is fo,. and fo all the trash taht is on the ground and what not,. iv been to the last 6 gatherings and its just not a gathering without trash on the ground in my opion,. but ill c ya'll ninja's this year WHOOP WOOP MMFWCL HOMIES

[cdowg187]

@hyyperFTW seriously people like you are what gives us a bad name. lol

[psychopatchet]

this wack mutha facco must have got his shit stole for bein a juggahoe

[cdowg187]

@psychopatchet Yeah I'm a "Juggahoe" for droppin knowledge and actually trying to help people have a good time at the gathering. Mean while retarded ass motha fuckers like you are what gives us a bad name. Funny how ONLY Juggahoes use the term Juggahoe. lol

[joethejuggalo23]

much respect man

[TheDustinxVx]

Juggalo music is seriously the whakest shit to ever exist. The culture is fucking whak. Listen to Hatebreed dorks.

[cdowg187]

WHACK! WHACK! For the love of Zombie fucking christ! lol Oh and suck my dick blah blah blah you're an asshole, yadda yadda yadda *insert over rated homophobic reference here*

[Kreuzeritter]

Hatebreed = hardcore, hardcore is a feeling you can't be hardcore if someone tells you to

Juggalo = a feeling, nobody is asking you to listen to juggalo music, its a lifestyle, we are family

so don't troll her TheDustinxVx

[TheBmfb]

if you dont throw your trash down, you, steal jobs from the fuckers that have to pick it up...

[cdowg187]

That's not true at all. I was helping pick up trash left n right last year. They get paid the same either way.

[kurt90065]

HAHAHHAH 8:12 - 8:22 lol WHOOP WHOOP MMFWCL!

[Attuneawake78]

7:16

You're funny.

I just want to know if I need to be looking over my shoulder for some guy trying to hit me with a stop sign. Cause I see that alot. What's up with that? Can I pass?

Juggalos, Is everybody doing that kind of stuff at the gathering?

[cdowg187]

It is a good idea to be cautious but don't be too paranoid. I mean most people are there to have fun n shit, that's all. People will only hit you with shit if you want them to. lol

[johntedrowjr]

question if i go next time can i whip out my bowl and start packing and shit with out getting hassled

[cobb864]

cdowg--

Thanks man. You seem to be a rather intelligent man. I like that in someone that's a juggalo, because we are often considered as "dumb white trash".

We both know that's not true. I just can appreciate the fact that you speak well. That's what's up juggalo! Very informative- and word @ not tearing up the park!

Much love, man!

[unava888]

damn straight

[swordsgirl95]

CAN WE ALL STOP FUCKING ARGUING!!! i can look up anything about the fam without seeing haters!!!!!!!!

[michaelcromley]

not an icp fan but respect your views on littering

there should be more ppl @ concerts like you

[hellokikiC8]

you said shit 46 times.

(:

[cdowg187]

HELL YEAH PERSONAL BEST! lol

No this is what happens when I decide to make videos when Im dead ass tired.

[HaveANiceDayBMX]

Wow thatts awesome I am a flaming homo fag also. or as you would say it "dipshit fuck bitch me fucking homo shit craptastic too, cause we are mother fuck fuck family full of damn fags" but the question stand are you a gay fish?

[arsenicone]

I love how the "rappers" who lead these juggalo dipshits are straight up stupid. Not stupid in the sense of lame. I mean stupid as in actually dumb. Watch them on Howard Stern.

[cdowg187]

I love how people purposely look up things they hate on line just to leave comments. It really doesn't make you look smart at all. I mean for fucks sake a 4 year old with down syndrome can see what ICP does as an act. Intelligent people don't have to go around stroking an imaginary ego.

[arsenicone]

ICP fanatics are the redneck equivalent of goth kids in suburbia.

"derp I listen to gritty white rap music and dress like a grimdark clown to look cool"

Even their lyrics are so over the top violent that it doesnt even sound like they're trying.

[HaveANiceDayBMX]

You forgot the part were they have the IQ of First graders. ICP never completed grad school they droped out in 5 th grade.

[DevinNegreteFilms]

half these Juggalo fags would crap their pants at a lamb of god show

[cdowg187]

Good lord wtf does lamb of god have anything to do with the aforementioned video?! lol

[W1ck3dSh1t]

hahahahahhahha! the losers I saw at the last LoG where a thousand times bigger fags then juggalos!

[shadymd4]

ICP is the fucking dumbest thing in the world. Fucking terrible

[cdowg187]

..... if it's terrible and dumb.... why did you bother watching this?! I mean really is there something wrong with you, like a retarded birth defect?!

[IrishJimmyB]

oh wow your cool, come suck on my dick

[shadymd4]

I thought you were a fag, telling guys to come suck on your dick. is that what happens when you put on clown make up and drink fago? Ill pass on that shit. Have fun slobbing knobs fagget

[IrishJimmyB]

hah, gay? it shows that you are my bitch, your  the faggot for sucking my cock, acually i feel grossed out just talking to you

[piscettiandmomatoes]

YALL NIGGAZ NEED SOME REAL RAP

[Darkfirelol1019]

LOL JUFFALOS

[VespidNecro]

Lets take a walk down the hallwayyyyy, It's a long wayyyyyyy, It takes all dayyyyyyyy. And when you get to the end you will see cdowg187. With leather and chains yeah he will make you his whore.

[cdowg187]

I like the way you think my young friend! lol

[HaveANiceDayBMX]

Wow what a gay fantisty you have there. and i bet it end with you taking it doesnt it cause thats they way you and cdowg69 like it

[cdowg187]

J-U-G-G-A-L-O-S. lol

[thekillsays]

Mosh pit? at an ICP show? wow bring your ass to an acacia strain show. pretty sure you'll never 'mosh' again.

[elitemathlete]

wearing make up is for fags.

[cdowg187]

Did anyone force you to watch this?! Your lack of originality is astounding.

[VespidNecro]

.gnidnoutsa si ytilanigiro fo ckal ruoY !?sith hctaw ot uoy ecrof enoyna diD

[TheJuggalo1215]

fuckin divvy

[wailertape]

wow you are gay as fuck, doobage?

haha

doobage.

grow up kid.

[mst311]

if you have to shit, be prepared to shit, shit will happen, shit will definitely go down when the shit is shitting and shit.

[Zuhzuhzombie]

Oh man.

I'd totally go to this thing if I wanted to catch hepatitis.

[shanuzal]

You forgot to tell them to check their IQ at the door.

[mjk012579]

You also forgot to mention that the White trash card is required upon admiission to GOTJ as well.

[cdowg187]

Even for Juggalos WHO AREN'T FUCKIN WHITE?!?!?!?!? lol 30 years old (supposedly) and trolling, man that's sad. How about instead of purposely looking up videos about a subject you hate, you take up quilting or collect stamps or something?! Seriously though I mean do you think before you speak or is it something you can't control?! I'll be awaiting your predictable come back probably calling me gay, fat, poor or retarded. Originality.... look into it.

[cdowg187]

Once again is it really that much to ask for a little originality?!

QUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR

[cdowg187]

Considering my IQ is probably higher than yours, I don't think I'll have much of a problem there.

[HaveANiceDayBMX]

HAHAHAHA u idoliz pieces of shit that are probally competeing with the hair on my left ball sack to see who has the higher iq so yes your are a dumbass.

why dont you stop making your self look like more of a dick sawllower than you really are and go back to your abusive family and your acholic dad and parents who dont give a rats ass about you and go by some crack at the end of you trailer park complex and smoke it. your a watse of life.

[forwatchingteevee]

@HaveANiceDayBMX: you only have one "ball sack." your "left ball sack" is not a thing that exists.

[mjk012579]

Hey I gotta question. Why would you need sunscreen with all that shit clown paint on your face?

[ebonyflesh69]

haha jesus christ

[SlimonethreE]

wow thanks for the advise im gonna bring my backpack with full of sunscreen and lotion... but i cant help my self to litter because everytime i go to the gathering i take a big ass shit near a young girl

[imissproof]

i gotta wait till im 18 anyways my parents wont let me go to the movies with out watchin the movie first and find out who im going with shit it better b on the east coast when im 18

[imissproof]

Number one it's not rape if its willing lol Number 2 I buy my own make up thank you very much number 3 my parents not letting me go to the movies was an example of my parents not letting me do anything and I don't give a fuck what you say you think your so much better but everyone says oh the world would be so much better if we all acted like one big family where no one judged and everyone loves eachother well thats what the fuck were doing so fuck you and have a nice day

[HaveANiceDayBMX]

o thats great now youtube know that you like rough sloppy butt sex. If you dont care what iam saying then why do you respond. Hey do you know where i can get a good deal on cover up becuse i want to be different and have poeple call me names like faggit too. well i guess the gathering is a good thing , becuase lets face it micheal Jacksons dead so who else is going to touch little boys? notice how i did ude the f word once its called a good vocab.

[imissproof]

for your information I'm a virgin I don't like rough sloppy but sex but thanks for sharing your sick twisted fantasys I respond because I LOVE arguing you can probably get a good deal on coverup at CVS I'm glad you like being called a fagget Personaly I like touching on older boys they're better and I'm glad you have good vocab I'm sure mommy would be very proud and I also notice you left out the whole fact that I just proved that Juggalos are what ppl wish the world could be like

[HaveANiceDayBMX]

thats what she said.

nope you put the subject out there i was just informing the rest of the inter-web about it. I am sure your a virgin cause your 300 pounds and lets face it no one but an icp fan high on lsd x and drunk who is white trash living in the dumpster next to the dumpster you were concived in by 2 prostitutes, would ever even think about doing you. Oh world peice and harmony were no one judges bitch whores like you.

[imissproof]

I weigh 125 pounds and I'm 5'3 my boyfriend is not an Icp fan or a Juggalo in anyway he doesn't do lsd he has very nice non prostitute parents and thats exactly what the world strives for piece and harmony I am a Bitch and I am a whore you don't know the half of it but i've gotten used to the judgement ppl say I'm a bitvh I tell em damn straight ppl call me a whore I tell them they don't know the half of it I can handle the judgement but can you?

[HaveANiceDayBMX]

its called self respect and aperently you dont have it sso you minus well have prositute parents.

[imissproof]

oh I have plenty of self respect I'm a whore I've made bad mistakes and I'm better for it and I know I'm a bitch because I just act bitchy sometimes but I also know I'm smart, pretty generous, and Caring I have tons of friends and I know thats because I'm a good person and just cause some one has no self respect does not mean they have prostitute parents

[HaveANiceDayBMX]

Father, I confess for doing

I had a brain, but life had to ruin it

Dissinfected, Disected, Don't Respect It

When you put me in a cage full of animals

Savages and cold blooded canibals

I can't help but come but abouts me

sounds real peaceful and speaks lots about harmony.

i dont think the lyrics are that bad other than the broken english but the one thing that I dont like is the bullshit they feed you that its all about peace and harmony. LIES all LIES

[imissproof]

you have to see past the violence and look for the deeper meaning but it's ok most shallow ppl don't get it

[HaveANiceDayBMX]

Ya well the KKK is about peace and harmony if you look at it that way to. ! one minded peace its called a cult for a reason.

[imissproof]

Ok I see your point you proved me wrong here but that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop being a Juggalo becuase I know Juggalos arn't racist like the KKK and I know they stand for good

[WickedClownzofWSSJ]

much clown love. but you did say shit... just a bit too much

[jimmyjr12]

im 12 and going next year

[HaveANiceDayBMX]

prepare to take it, right up the rear

[imissproof]

Your Talking to a 12 Year old!!!!!! Common could you be a little nicer seriously

[jimmyjr12]

if anyone has a problem take it up with my dad hes a juggalo too and he's 32

[cobb864]

Jimmyjr12--

That's awesome that your father is a juggalo! Tell him that I said hello! Much clown love to both you and your father, much clown love, brother.

Right now, my lette is giving me head, I'm sipping a 60/40 faygo and listening to ICP/ watching ICP videos.

[evanthecritic]

nigga, thats smart

[Funkadelic73]

"and shit" "and shit""and shit""and shit""and shit""and shit""and shit""and shit""and shit""and shit"

[dnz420]

are you serious with his garbage.. nice mask by the way retard..

[cdowg187]

Are you serious with this garbage?! 31 years old and trolling?! btw My mask was the shit! At least if I talk shit, I have enough balls to actually put myself out there. :D

[krisdevalle]

These are good tips for just about any outdoor gathering... Don't go TOO crazy, keep your friends about, if you're camping be prepared, keep a low profile and the cops won't see you, etc.

[azegial]

Why is drinking alcohol and smoking tobacco around your children acceptable; while indulging in cannabis is not? Go go gadget hypocrisy.

[PleasePoopOnMe]

Hey if i come to the gathering of the juggalos will they accept me as family?

[davidAnonsen]

sure retards always need more retards to feel normal.

[cdowg187]

Jesus christ how many "30" year olds purposely look up videos based on shit they hate just to troll?! lmao I'm losing fuckin count here! lol

[Pinkhamsterino]

Violent J is 37 years old.

[HaveANiceDayBMX]

Good point ever stop to think they minght be ex jugs that found out that it was a waste of life?

[cdowg187]

Hopefully I'll see some of you fine folks in like TWO fuckin days! lol

[davidAnonsen]

I don't vandalize my "family's" things. I hope you get murdered.

Wormfood Corps Forever.

[PleasePoopOnMe]

Every juggalo is a homosexual who eats poop.

[davidcoady87]

your a retard

[shelbythomas]

you spelled "you're" wrong, genius.

[juggalomomofsix]

not everyone who is a juggalo is into drugs & theft, also most anyone who dies from a drug overdose has a drug problem to begin with juggalo or not, and everyone who shows up at the gatherings "for the drugs" or party who doesn't understand the FAMILY life disgusts those of us who do have self respect and love for each other, keep your crack and heroine at home along with yourself and your needles, cause MOST true fam won't put up with heads, come for the love and family and see you there mcl

[dubabs7]

I luv DIS SHITZ!@#

diy foer dem JUGZ

NINJAZ BVABY

fuck the biothhz

[volsqu]

i was 14 at the 01 gotj lolz

[tnizzle53]

Juggalo's=GAY

[BulletForHitler]

tnizzle53=Gay

[tnizzle53]

shhhhhh dont tell everyone I'm gay!

[guitarboy3321]

it is to ok for kids to go to the gathering

im 13 and i go

[cdowg187]

As long as they got legal guardians or parents with em. And that goes for pretty much any festival.

[lolatmarshall]

and fuck cleaning that shit gay ,they hire losers to pick that up .

[cdowg187]

Yeah but keep in mind, they got a buncha shit to do anyways. So all Im sayin is just TRY n make sure you don't completely trash the place. But yeah ppl should find a way to maintain their valuables. If you're gonna mosh or crowd surf, try not to lose ur keys or fuckin wallet n shit.

[twiztidkillette420]

they ask for volunteers and ppl volunteer for that shit in return you get in for free and you get a special shirt that says staff :o)

[lolatmarshall]

keep you shit at home on;y bring your ticket and credit card .and keep those in your shoes whare socks and keep your sho's on .

[ilovechuck17]

... good advice but 98% of it is COMMON MUTHA FUCKIN SENSE!!!

mcl

[cdowg187]

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!! But you'd be surprised at how many ppl don't know that shit. lol

[Rivera1010]

good advice man, really helps out for the gathering, been there 2005%2007

[cdowg187]

Spank You My young friend. The whole reason why I decided to do this is strictly for those who've never been to a Gathering or really any kind of music event in general.

[Rivera1010]

I might see you their this year man take it easy

[jabsvids1]

god dammit i hate that fuckin juggaloz treat the under 18 juggaloz like they dont kno shit. like they cant do shit. dont go if ur under 18!! fuck that!! i will party and hit it up. fuck tht. i hate tht fuckin older juggaloz think we aint kno shit. its sum bull shit. MUCH RESPECT TO ALL JUGGALOZ!!