Palin McCain Top Advisor: Homer Simpson

[AlbinPlaze]

My left ear are forever alone ;(

[Xtremist777]

Funny how she never actually said "I can see Russia from my house" That was the SNL Parody that did that.

[ZaneResuta]

still better than socialist obama

[RectumPilum]

@ZaneResuta it's because of people like you McCain got any votes at all. And what the hell is so socialist about Obama?

[iownage4youi]

@ZaneResuta what is socialism?

[critter2]

@ZaneResuta yea do you even understand what socialist is? no... yet its ok for the repbulicans to decide if men should be married to women. its so ok its wrong... than making insults yet have no plans out of there asses. obama is far from socialist you republican use this word so many times.

[digitup1100]

it's spelled foreign dumb ass...

[nthingtoofear]

Umm... yes it is a foreign nation.

[Bwarg696]

Funny, because Homer tried to vote for Obama.

[RobotChicken28]

Well i Think Obama is doing a wonderful job as are new President

[Otacon237]

Yeah, he's only quadrupled our deficit and pissed off North Korea (which is now a nuclear power). WONDERFUL JOB!

[chocoboy02]

You realise Obama only has 3% of the Debt America is in? Bush created the other 97% and North Korea has always been pissed, it's like saying the sun is warm because of humans.

WONDERFUL JOB on listening to whiny republicans such as mr. Bouncy Bouncy.

[Otacon237]

I was including his future planning. You realise Obama has already outspent Bush? Except Bush had 8 years (and a liberal congress) while obama managed it in the first 100 DAYS? NK was always pissed off but they didn't always have NUKES and threaten to use them on us.

WONDERFUL JOB whacking it to Keith Olbermann.

[chocoboy02]

North Korea was always working on getting the Nukes, and at least Obama HAS a plan for the money, unlike Bush's "Lawl open the drain, pour in the money, when will it end? hell I dunno."

[Otacon237]

You mean as opposed to "Uuuhhhh, the country's in a uuuuhhhhhh <(teleprompter withdrawal syndrome) depression from our out of control spending but don't worry, WE'LL SPEND OUR WAY OUT OF IT!!!"

[chocoboy02]

It's better then Bush.

Bush leaned on the podium and said nuke it while slaughtering the English language with ta and other stupid sayings. Dude, I'm a Democratical Socialist, don't know what you are, but if you voted for bush, the last thing you should get Obama for is speech errors.

[Otacon237]

Way to miss the point. I said Obama is MUCH less fiscally responsible than Bush, regardless of what CNN has been spoonfeeding you.

"I'm a Democratical Socialist".

Do you still live in the US? Then I have zero respect for you. If you believe in Socialism so much, then move to China or North Korea.

Or is it that you enjoy bitching about how bad America is, but you still need the freedom of speech to promote a regime that would take away said freedom? Hypocrisy, much?

[chocoboy02]

You're the one bitching about Obama, Hypocrite.. I believe in Sweden's form of Socialism, there not evil, there actually doing well. You want spoonfeeding, check out Fox, they declare everything evil/terroristical/radical/hat­eful. I believe in Socialism as a sense of You pay more, but you get more back. You pay money, Government gives you free medical, military, streets, public schooling, police, and all that good stuff. They control large business and maintain a decent economy, outta space.

[Otacon237]

"You pay money, Government gives you free medical"

I'm not even going to waste my time explaining the paradox in that statement.

I bitch about Obama because I want to save my freedom of speech. You bitch about Bush because you want it taken away (apparently). No country has an effective government-run medical system. In the UK they have 8 month waiting lists for GENERAL doctors. That means if you aren't sure if you have the sniffles or Hepatitis, you have to wait 8 months to find out.

[chocoboy02]

I want my freedom as much as a bird.

Plus I horribly messed that sentence up.

You pay a little bit of extra taxes, you get more services in return.

[Otacon237]

"You pay a little bit of extra taxes, you get more services in return."

Or better yet, why don't I keep ALL of my money and decide whether or not I need said services, rather than having them shoved down my throat? Oh wait, because I'm too dumb to decide how to spend the money that I somehow managed to earn, right?

[chocoboy02]

I'm an engineer, I command 120k a year.You should make a statement and not pay taxes, and not use public roads, never call the cops, let your house burn down and avoid the Emergency Room. Yup, I'd hate to be you in an emergency.

[Otacon237]

Way to completely miss the point.

First of all, even if you do make 120k (which I doubt), prepare to have that reduced to 30K when China rings up Obama's stimulus tab.

Secondly, those services work just fine, and even BETTER when they are on a local level, not a government one. Because we know how good of a job Uncle Sam does with infrastructure, public schools, and the postal system. I would rather pay upfront for the ER then pay into it all my life and never see a penny.

[Otacon237]

(Continued) Not that I need any of those things anyway. My SUV handles dirt roads just fine, my 12 gauge handles criminals just fine, and if my house does catch fire, the fire department won't get there in time anyway. When there's a national crisis all these "services" equate to nothing. Because we all know the cops and ER did a great job during Katrina. I may not "command 120K a year" but I am self sufficient. No sir, if there's a true emergency, I would hate to be YOU.

[chocoboy02]

Grats on being able to take care of yourself, but it's Bush that sold America to China.

All I'm saying is Obama is trying to get shit done/fixed and you guys are complaining and making it harder. Wanna leave it at that?

[Otacon237]

Sure, Bush got the ball rolling, but Obama isn't doing anything to stop it. In fact, he's doing everything Bush did times 10.

"you guys"

You're assuming I'm a zombie only capable of "Republican good, Democrat bad" or vice versa.

My political beliefs are based on extensive research and long hours of thought, rather than meaningless labels.

[CojoProductionStudio]

And now if you look to your left, you'll see 2 retards fighting over the youtube comment system in paragraphs because they have nothing else better to do.

[CorsairKing]

No because Clinton did more business with the Chinesse then any president, Clinton signed Nafta, clinton is the one who relaxed housing laws.

[NoobAntichrist]

@Otacon

I live in the UK, and this is not true. Why are you lying?

I know you Americans have freedom of speech, but that doesn't mean "permission to lie". If I want to go to a Doctor, i'll go at the earliest convenience, and it won't cost me anything.

Most countries with effective medical systems are those that are universalised. Not only are they extremely effective, but they are THE MOST effective.

Right-wing Americans live in delusion. It's a good thing the Democrats are back in power.

[Otacon237]

That is wrong, check your inbox. That article is from a LIBERAL newspaper by the way.

[CorsairKing]

Really? what do you pay in taxes for that health care? Sorry bro but America is the United Kingdom. We live or used to in a Free Capitalist market. where each person was suppose to take care of themself which apperently went out the window and everyone wants the goverment to do it for them.

[chocoboy02]

Socialism controls big business so they don't pull dumb ass stunts, like monopolies (Lolol but the government controls it so that's a monopoly, that's why you vote in people that know what there doing.) Golden parachutes and misuse money (Refurnish the Bosses office with 2 million dollars when the company isn't in the black) not the dictatorship type such as Venezuela,.

[Otacon237]

"that's why you vote in people that know what there doing"

Oh, so you're saying dictatorship is fine as long as we vote in the dictator? The USSR tried something like that, it was called Glasnost. Oh and BTW, I was born and raised in the USSR, so I think I might know just a tad more about socialism than you, buddy.

Let me get this straight, a CEO is corruptible but a president isn't because we voted them in? Wow, great reasoning.

[TD9001]

The USSR dissolved when you were three years old, you idiot.

[Otacon237]

A. Cognition starts at 6 months

B. Just because it dissolved doesn't mean the poverty magically disappeared, you idiot.

[izraqthedark]

I was 4 when it dissolved :D. Yes I'm a dick.

[idonthave1or2]

i remember on snl quote"I can see rusia from my house"

[audra212]

soooo funny!!

[RandomMindz]

LMAO

OMG

[Flailwielder]

Joe the Plumber for President!

[digitalpiggy193]

ok the main comment box. i agree with u. it is messed up. wallstreets messed up. its all capitalistic greed! due 2 no money cap, AIG n other business got so pwrful they can get the govt 2 give them cash, n due 2 anti-socialism they can spend it on gold statues/private jets!

n bout ur last paragraph ur wrong. sweden has happy people with healthcare n dental n stuf fpaid by govt n taxes. but its cheaper, better, and every1 gets it.

[Lingerfoot]

Jesse Ventura and/or Ron Paul - 2012

[comicguy12]

karl rove is like the emporore and cheny is like darth vader

[Trogbob]

that... is priceless.

[scheibs13]

I will copy it if you are the only Obama voter that actually knows which party controls congress

[AndrewDaApe]

mccain would probably do better if

1.He didn't think like bush

2.If he was a good speaker

3.If he didn't choose Palin

[WTCTribute]

McCain doesn't think like Bush. Is he Bush? No, he isn't, so that means that he doesn't think like him.

Giving a good speach doesn't make you a good president. Sure, Obama talks good, but how are you going to talk when a major city was attacked, or the country was invaded? Obama has no experience and he's ganna screw us. And Palin wasn't that bad of a choice.

I wouldn't mind having Homer as an advisor :D

[AndrewDaApe]

i can see your point and we all have an opinion but it's still over and i didn't like bush but i still respected him as the president!

[WTCTribute]

Yeah it's over, but that doesn't mean we can't talk about it. History is going to look back and talk about it anyways.

[digitalpiggy193]

wtc.... palin didnt know africa was a continent.... infact ur sayin palin wasnt bad. well guess what? mccains advisors n saying palin was bad. apparently they masked everything up. n mccain couldve died in office. meaning we'd have a lessed experienced than obama, not knowing of world issues leader who likes 2 use the govts money 2 buy herself clothes and travel for her children.....

[WTCTribute]

Yeah, and Obama thinks there are 57 states in this country. Why arn't you concerened about that?

See, here comes the age bullshit. Reagen was almost as old as McCain when he was in office, and did he die? No, he didn't. You're just using age as an excuse in order to elect a socialist moron who's going to destroy this country.

And Palin is WAY more experienced than Obama. How long has Obama been in the senate? A few years? And you've trusted him with your life. Good job.

[FakeOutrage]

Ummm because he does not think that

there are 57 states in this country. He made what is called a gaffe yet you want to cling to it as some evidence that this man is as stupid as Bush. Unfortunately for you, Obama has the credentials to prove his knowledge while Bush just has his fathers legacy to hang on to for everything he ever achieved. I'm guessing you were never concerned about that. And if you think that a president is responsible for your life, then you are pathetic.

[WTCTribute]

He doesn't think that? Well I have videos of him saying he's visited 57, so it looks pretty fair that he doesn't know how many states this country has.

Wait, I'm confused. If Obama made a gaffe, then Palin must have too, or does making a gaffe only apply to a liberal? How sad. If you're sticking to Palin's mistake, then I can stick to Obama's.

And I don't think that a president is responsible for my life, but I do think that the choices that he will make will effect my life.

[FakeOutrage]

Ummm there is 1 video on one occasion he made the gaffe. But keep clinging to it if that makes you feel better. But if you want to be consistent then you must think that Bush is a complete moron based on all of the gaffes he has made. Bush must be borderline retarded. And as for Palin, you must think she is an idiot after all you will use the same logic & standard right?

[ibnaldujail]

alaska

[hazza3]

Vote Obama and everyone from teh south will murder him.

Vote Mccain, the world will kill USA and the USA will kill the USA.

Hmmm. I'd rather not be involved in destroying a country....atleast not yet *hides map of Australia*

[1800gamewalkthroughs]

no mccain will die in office hes like 72

[scheibs13]

the average age of death is like 76, if you can survive throughout a campaign then you can survive as president and his mom is 94

[FakeOutrage]

Then I will vote for McCain when he turns 90 after all his mom made it to 94 so this is a no brainer right.

[WTCTribute]

Btw, I doubt Obama's "visiting 57 states" comment is a mistake, because he had to THINK about it before he said it. Now, how much thinking should it take to know that there are 50 states in the US for someone with "credentials"?

[digitalpiggy193]

he mightve made a mistake. i mean remember that speech with mccain "the democrats think blah blah blah n i agree with them" (something out pennsylvania i forget the issue) anyway mccain was gonan start a ton of wars! n idc if he a good general or not, chances r the next prez would not b n screw everything up. i went with the one who would not fit the "ignorant war-mongering american" persona.

o n btw.... im socialist... healthcare, welfare, social security, all socialism buddy enjoy 65 :)

[WTCTribute]

How is it possible for him to make a mistake, but it isn't for Palin? Is Palin not human? I guess only Republicans are prone to make mistakes, huh? And how the fuck do you know McCain was ganna start a ton of wars? Did CNN tell you that?

How pathetic. If you're socialist, then go live in Europe, get out of my country.

[digitalpiggy193]

dude, stay in iraq, keep afghanistan war, defending israel would call fighting with hamas in the gaza strip, hezbollah in lebanon, then deal with the war in iran. just by what he says u know he'd start wars.

n WTC.... im not saying palin couldnt have made mistakes.... its that she made msitakes constantly! she asked if she could burn library books! and i dont think enemies care what the difference between a bull and soccer mom is during a negotiation.

n i want 2 leave this capitalistic hell...

[WTCTribute]

So what if she makes mistakes all the time!? Obama made another mistake at the inaguration today, doesn't that mean he's unqualified to be president?

And if you want to leave this "capitalisic hell" then by all means, leave. We don't want your backwards lifestyle you call Socialism.

[digitalpiggy193]

palin doesnt want to give raped girls an abortion, she wanted 2 burn a book because it wasnt christian in a library.... n obama memorized the oath. the justice saying it messed up by switching 2 words wich screwed obama up. u cant say its a mistake on obamas part.

n if u dont want socialism then explain y u have welfare, social security, y the govt gonna get universal healthcare.... america depends alot on something it hates.... u dont want socialism? then u leave...

[WTCTribute]

There shouldn't be ANY abortions at all! If you're raped, then you should give the baby up for adoption, not kill it off.

We have welfare because of losers. We have it because of the fucking goverment. People make their lives miserable on purpose, just for welfare.

No, I'm not going to leave. If I don't want socialism, I'm not going to retreat like a coward. I'm going to fight to my dieing breath, not run away. This is my country, and I'm not going anywhere.

[digitalpiggy193]

rofl. so are u saying that just because a person got fired, they and their family who relys on them should starve? u my friend, r the true entity of capitalism; selfish. karl marx said while describing capitalism "human lives, moutain streams, nothing means anything until a price is put on it"

honestly, it sickens me that people have a deluded thought they are better than others, that they r superior, in some unknown way.

n y dont u move 2 a republican country? y must i "retreat like a coward"

[WTCTribute]

Karl Marx? Fuck what Karl Marx said. Marx supported (hell, founded) a system that has killed over 100 million innocent civilians.

I don't think I'm better than others, please understand this right now. I don't think I'm superior. And those people who get fired and are forced to live on the streets don't starve to death, they go to homeless shelters and survive.

I just don't want my hard earned money taken from me and given to someone else. It's my money, I decide what I want to do with it.

[digitalpiggy193]

well you can. but we must also be considerate of others. y must other people miss out on what u have? i believe a good salary would be nice, after we take money out to make sure everyone can go to a doctor, after everyone is happy. i jsut want everyones happiness :) n i believe capitalism itself is immoral when it gets into big business. every1 wanting 2 cut cost, bad products, all to get that little ounce of extra cash.... n the consumer must pay for it.

[WTCTribute]

I know what you're saying dude, but we shouldn't turn our entire economy around and go to socialism or communism to give them a good salary, etc.

There are ALWAYS going to be poor people who arn't in a good situation, or happy like you and I are in, nothing can fix that. People who belive that we should revert to socialism or communism need to understand this.

Russia wanted everyone to be happy and over 100 million died, is that what you call fair?

[digitalpiggy193]

well yes. but we can minimallize that. alot of businesses get bought out, alot of stores have cheaper prices so others go out of business, the capitalistic economy is a little fish big fish world. u have to eat the fish smaller than u so u can become bigger n hopefulyl not get eaten before that, thats a cruel thing. atleast with everyone having welfare, healthcare, a nice little house, we can minimalize unhappiness.

btw: it wasnt fair, but we wont base our plans on 1 crazy dictator

[WTCTribute]

With everyone on healthcare, welfare, and a "nice little house" we may minimize the unhappiness FOR A LITTLE WHILE!

After a while, it'll put a strain on the economy, and it's going to drop and life is going to be horrible. So, everyone will have these things, and their lives will be horrible.

[digitalpiggy193]

but in a capitalistic society everythings messed up! mccain chooses wich oen of his 18 like 100 grand cars 2 drive while some guy has 2 go grab a meager mal at the soup kitchen surrounded by like 50 others at that one kitchen.

n if we push hard enough we could have a coutnry profiting while providing everything. that itself is a utopia! not a world where u become an alcoholic cause the bartender wants ur money so he doesnt stop u from drinking!

n sry for late response lots of HW

[WTCTribute]

What about Obama? He makes 4 million dollars EACH YEAR. You really think he cares about the middle class and poor? Fuck no he doesn't, why should he? He's making more money then we are, so he has no reason to care.

No politician cares for the Middle Class. The only one that will, is the one who IS Middle Class, and that'll never happen.

Capitalism gives everyone the chance to make millions, why Socialism keeps everyone in the Middle Class and poor. Don't you know that!?

[digitalpiggy193]

o n btw. if ur wondering y i chose obama its cause wen asked "do u like apples or oranges" u dont normally say "i like grapes" (meaning when asked if i like obama or mccain i dont say im socialist, i gotta settle for the best one, wich i thot was obama)

[WTCTribute]

Well, why do you belive Obama is better? Because he talked better? Because he told you constantly that McCain is Bush 2.0, even though he isn't? Because he made you feel safe? Because you like his beliefs and views? Because he's young? Because he's black? Because he's a democrat?

Why?

[digitalpiggy193]

omfg my comments rnt posting! r they? i ant see did u get the replies? im really angry that i finally got this n now my prob must imnportant support is flying out the window *cries*

[digitalpiggy193]

ah! dam internet! third time. that obama thing was a side arguement my main arguement aint posting!!! n utube is being mean!!!!!

[WTCTribute]

Lol I got your comment.

[digitalpiggy193]

o ok. well i see it now so thats cool =D anyway... i like obama's talk it out idea, i like obamas healthcare program (obviously) palin freaks me out. her whole state has only 100k more people than oaklahoma city... how mccain may get us into alot of wars, etc. plus how mccain n palin use the word maverick confuses me. it doesnt mean a different person, it means a deviant.... a very negative noun of change.... not something u would call urself... freaky >.O

[WTCTribute]

How do you know McCain would get us in a lot of wars? Have you seen the future? Exactly, you haven't, so you don't know. What about Obama? How do you know he'll stay true to his word on taxes, and healthcare?

And it was greed, but not capitalist greed, just greed. There are greedy people in socilism, and it's the politcians.

[digitalpiggy193]

yes but those greedy people in socialism get money caps stopping them from succeeding at ruinin the economy :P.

n mccain sed he'd take care of every1 on americas enemy list. n his word its better than knowing if mccain gets into office itll NEVER happen.

but lets focus bak on u sying how no politician is from the middle class or would care bout the middle class.... isnt that somewhat wrong? that the rich conrol everything?  we need 2 share the wealth man! *hippie peace sign* :P

[WTCTribute]

No, we don't need to share the wealth. They worked hard to get into their positions, so they should keep the money. Now, kicking them out, that's another thing ;)

[digitalpiggy193]

yes we shouuld. think bout it. if they get money from the govt, then they can spend the cash o nthemselves. but if the govt gives thema cash cap n wont let them spend it on themselves, then homeless n all can get homes n increase our workforce n happiness, while the businesses r still thriving yet kept in check.

infact, put intoa ffect now, we could force the banks 2 give loans, get them income so the govt dont gotta spend, then use +earnings 2 revive old businesses :)

[WTCTribute]

I don't want MY money that I worked for given to someone else, I just don't. I want to keep my piece of pie, and I'll die to keep it.

There isn't going to be a revolution. The economy is going to fail, he's going to tax us all and people will rise up, causing civil unrest, but no revolution or anything like that.

[digitalpiggy193]

or we could continue giving them cash, they run it dry n then die out, the govt cant buy exports anymore n we no longer have trade, n then eventually the govt will tax its citizens so much that there will b another revolution that we try 2 fight n loot, the current prez uses commander-in-cheif- power, n its utter chaos =O

[WTCTribute]

Why don't you leave though? If you want socialism so bad, then don't bring it to America, just go move to a socialist country. That way, we're both happy.

[autr727]

Obama!!!!!!Obama!!!! fuck you McCain

[gir1904]

VOTE McCain!! Obama sucks!

[NewKreature517]

They both suck.. they both vote the same.. Corporate Bailouts with your tax dollars (hope your grand kids love working), Real ID Act, Military Commissions Act, Funding the War, More Troops in Afghanistan, Threatening Iran, Patriot Act part 2, Amnesty for illegal aliens, both CFR candidates.. that means they are Globalist and want a one world government and no more national sovereignty. So where's the difference between the two.. except where you circle in your vote..?

[gir1904]

thats true hmm well i really don't care about politics so

[NewKreature517]

I'm sorry to hear that.. I can't blame you though.. I didn't care either until I heard about the Real ID act and what it entails. Get ready to be numbered like cattle if we can't get it repealed. If you like what America used to stand for (Sound Money, Right to Life, Liberty and pursuit of happiness), check out Chuck Baldwin. I would say look up Ron Paul, but he dropped out of the race on June 12th. Ron Paul has endorsed Chuck Baldwin since they are so closely related in political beliefs.

[gir1904]

YEAH i really really like Ron Paul to bad he dropped out!

[2nerdslmao]

why cant we enjoy the simpsons and other comedy shows while making fun on ppl??? lol j/k obma 08

[2nerdslmao]

YOU SUCK!!!

[flyingmagiccarpet]

@ rapiddominace:

In civilized and constitutional countries, the ENTIRE "private sector" needs to be "controlled" whereever freedom is abused to damage the lives of others!

For instance if you rape your wife in your private home, the police may legitimately ignore your "privacy" and break in to stop it.

Machoism in the U.S. ("I can do everything on my own") is abused by frauds to have more freedom to committ crimes: Less government, less eye on them!

Strong communities against social abuse!

[gir1904]

yup VOTE McCain!

[rapiddominace]

Obama = more government control = socialism

SCARY

[flyingmagiccarpet]

@ rapiddominance:

In case you havent noticed: America is under the control of lobbyists who dont give a shit about anyone but themselves.

Go Wikipedia and look up how much money Americans already pay for "the military" (where does that money go?).

If you dont understand that the government is the people, than you live with the mindset of someone under a dictatorship.

Your attitude sure helps those exploiting America - noone will ever control them. Government is not needed, right?

[rapiddominace]

blah blah blah -

Obama = Socialism

Socialism can suck my sweaty balls after a day at Disneyland

I don't need government to hold my hand through life. Maybe you're a loser and you need it, but not me.

[flyingmagiccarpet]

@ rapiddominance:

I dont call you a loser, but I see that you are amazingly ignorant.

Plus you obviously attempt to gain self esteem by making fun of others.

If the american people do not organize themselves, they will be ripped off by companies who have billions at their hands in order to work that out.

And they know since a long time how they can play dumb Americans, who "take their pride in how manly they are".

Its not about socialism. its about the people being in charge, not companies.

[rapiddominace]

Only people I called losers are socialists

I'm not making fun of anybody, I'm calling socialists losers, which is what they are

The only people ripping anybody off were the people who took loans knowing that they could not pay for them - I like to call them "crooks"

You call Obama the people being in charge....I call it overwhelming government control of the private sector - I call that scary

I have no idea what you are talking about with your "manly statement" that's just weird

[lenabena8]

Go obama vote for obama.... BOOOOOOO MCAIN and palin they freakin suck

[GoalieRealmUSA]

o moosemama.... it would be a good idea to look at the whole name

[GoalieRealmUSA]

well done, mooseman well done! great reference!

[osofrontinoquantico]

Homer Jimanehad Simpson will vote for Obama in the next haloween episode, so i doubt hes McCain adviser.

[VanadiusRex]

After McCain picked Sarah Palin to be his VP, how can anyone do anything but laugh when he talks about putting "Country First?"

I suggest a new slogan:

McCAIN-PALIN COUNTRY: FARCE.