@SuperDriedFruit That amount of palmarflexion isn't good for the tendons and, let alone, the wrist. Listen to whoever you want. I'm not presenting a sales pitch.
Notice people, the "dislikes" above has a number in it. These are the guys who would play guitar if only their IQ was above 50, and they could figure out how to hold it. Mr. Petrucci is the epitome of what the word DISCIPLINE means, and he will go right over the heads of many. The stretching and dissonant diagonal patterns are exactly what great instinct dictates in the pursuit of guitar mastery.
Stop talking about bullshit, he is just telling us to practice. The guitar skills come when we practice. You guys who say that he is a wizard, you suck. He is a virtuoso, who has practiced for years, and his dedication has given him his awards.
@spacemanbose its not a dt song, its probably an improv bit he did just for this video. however the song at 2:54 is a song called gemini which he has not released in full to the public yet.
anyone knows the names of the songs he plays John in the video? alguien conoce los nombres de las canciónes que toca john en el video? gracias y saludos
@JohnnyCNote I suppose rock guitar is just pentatonics though really. I think its the combination of outside infleunces that makes the best music come alive; e.g. Randy Rhoads and his classical techniques
When it said stretches and massages, I was like wtf, but they're really helpful! Thanks alot John!! I really respect him. Great guitarist and very nice person.
im a co op student, and my placement is teaching elementary school kids music.
i take these simple stretching exercises and an abundency of other music teachings on youtube to aide me in teaching the children, as i am only 17 and dont know everything there is to know myself.
Here's my A string, tune to that. see you when you're done! He gives you 3 seconds then begins playing a riff in B lol great way to throw new players off
"ooh my arm just cracked...and yours might also..."
I'm not dissin' the video, i'm watching it coz i've heard so many people who've been made such better players from watching this, and so far so good for me, it just sounded funny :p
@lolztillirolz47 I don't think any of the exercises in this DVD are from dream theater or liquid tension songs. Although some of the parts are musical; this dvd Is mainly based on technique and applied theory.
At my first gig we had an hour before our set and all i did was repeat the warm ups and picking to a metronome, I was hella nervous but it really made a huge difference.
I'd recommend learning this whole dvd and working on it to a metronome, it dosen't sound too pretty but your chops will become a lot better. just look at tosin abasi and Matt heaffy, they both swear by this DVD and a metronome.
@BrittonDeJong Firstly, bugger off with the idiot calling and correction like a fucking prick wanker. Secondly Petrucci is just so awesome that he invented a new time signature: 7/6 which works because as Dimebag001 said, he stretches the fabric of time and space. Third Who says 7/6 can't be a time signature? Who made you God of Music? Why can't a system which accommodates a possible time signature of 7/6 just as easily be invented? You don't even have to use a staff! Tablature! Canntraireachd!!
@xDimebladex any combination of whole positive numbers in the numerator and denominator can be a time signature. I've written a riff alternating 4/4 and 7/6...
i always do this stuff b4 i play and my buddies are always like: wtf man yur a oussy just lets play bro cmon! FUCK U i dont wanna sprain my goddamn hand! like fuck... JP just showed everyone wrong. warming up properly gets u wear he is at, which is pree fuckin good xD
Be thankful because John made this video..it's hard work..because it shows how He started real discipline in practice in his early years and now look at him..he's a genius..and everyone watched this vid or having this DVD will be succesful also
U all realize that this video was made & released by petrucci 15 yrs ago??? So JP (Mr. Berkely himself) must know wtf he'z talkin about cuz look @ ware all he's been in the last 15 yrs, and where he landed... i could handle living his life lol
If you don't like Mr. John Petrucci and his band Dream Theater and their Prog Music, it's fine and it's okay. But you don't have to talk that way. If you really want to convince people, then show us you can be respected, tell us the reason why you think that way, and show us some real talent to even prove your point more, we might as well agree with you.
ive been playing guitar for like 3 hours in now in front of the computer and i just found this video and did this stretch and massage stuff and i feel soo much better
Not my bag, but I certainly don't disparage it or discourage people who want to do that. To me, it just seems (please do NOT take this personally) somewhat primitive in the context of melodic guitarists/ classical music. Too many riffs, not enough music.
It's possible to make your guitar sound like a machine; however, not necessarily desirable IMO.
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What a lame person this guy. "yeah, and it's very similar to what an athlete would do before" lame ass, oh and have I mentioned very effeminate? This guy may play his ass off, but I never really liked his music or style, oh coincidence: I hear him talk and its about as lame as DT and his music. Rock percentage in Petrucci: 0%. KMA
Do you know the reason he talks slow, and articulating everything he says? It's so that dumb ass idiots can understand what he says, and he uses easy types of metaphors.
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Ahhh, so that's why he talks slow... sorry I didn't realize his followers were generally slow to understand. He just seems to be kind of patronizing. And definitely a woman inside. Nothing wrong with that, he is kind of a Jennifer Batten, just the other way around. I still think he play lame music, just confirmed it by watching this video. Hey! I am not questioning his skills, but lame is lame
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07:05. what song is that? i made a song based on this riff (as influence obviously), but i don't know what song is it!
dethNiCk 1 week ago
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dethNiCk 1 week ago
I'm taking lessons with him! On YouTube I mean.
psyoptica 2 weeks ago
Didn't know massages were a part of rock discipline.. Aww yeahhh!
Coredusk 3 weeks ago
Is popping your knuckles bad for guitar playing?
Nervouspace 1 month ago
@Nervouspace im not really sure, but i would try to stop just in case it is bad
h3adbanger95 1 month ago
If I had knows this before... If only...
I wouldn't have got myalgia >_>
ReldWolf 2 months ago
Arek, patrz, ja ćwiczę, a Mati i Kobiał się obijają. :D
Madafuksik 2 months ago
5:23 "Now let's move on to massages..." awkward... haha
aeroragesys 2 months ago
"My arm just cracked"... And yours might break :)
mrbulletsforme 2 months ago 2
John: Who the hell told you that your guitar is cool?
cocomayor 3 months ago
it's kinda funny when he says now lets move on to massages. I don't know why it's just funny hearing Petrucci say that.
guitar5289 3 months ago
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guitar5289 3 months ago
he tunes with the overdrive, lol!
spacemanbose 3 months ago
@spacemanbose so what, me too, acctualy I think it helps to see the difference, you should also try ^^
CaioLugon 3 months ago
Now i know what a wizard looks like
JDNDVS 4 months ago
@JDNDVS What? I never saw Jordan Rudess once throughout this video...
passion4drums 3 months ago
Excellent teacher.
MajesticMist 4 months ago
16 people broke their arms while doing the stretches
ELITExSAMURAI 4 months ago 3
Good times, back when he wasn't Hulk's brother.
fkthlf 4 months ago 3
What year?
hellsSG 4 months ago
Awkward moment no1. *surprised face* "ooo. My arm just cracked"......"and yours might also.."....
Ardboy96 4 months ago 17
9:06 - The guards just spotted Snake!
forbiddensociety 4 months ago 2
Discipline is in direct conflict with the idea of rock (n roll). One excludes the other. This lesson is a pure oxymoron...
NotableJInx2 5 months ago
@NotableJInx2 Without "discipline" and determination you'll never be able to go nuts.
SuperDriedFruit 4 months ago
@SuperDriedFruit
...like those guys in hardcore punk bands?
NotableJInx2 4 months ago
the wrist one he shows is actually counterproductive. Do NOT do it. :]
Guitarledgend0123 5 months ago
@Guitarledgend0123 Who to listen to...you, or John Petrucci...
SuperDriedFruit 5 months ago
@SuperDriedFruit That amount of palmarflexion isn't good for the tendons and, let alone, the wrist. Listen to whoever you want. I'm not presenting a sales pitch.
Guitarledgend0123 5 months ago
Notice people, the "dislikes" above has a number in it. These are the guys who would play guitar if only their IQ was above 50, and they could figure out how to hold it. Mr. Petrucci is the epitome of what the word DISCIPLINE means, and he will go right over the heads of many. The stretching and dissonant diagonal patterns are exactly what great instinct dictates in the pursuit of guitar mastery.
paulschedler 5 months ago
Michael Jordan is the John Petrucci of basketball
DrFizz28 5 months ago 2
Actually... John Petrucci KILLED Chuck Norris...
VNtinos 5 months ago
"Here is my open A string, you can tune to that" *shreds*
CoKilgannon 6 months ago
@CoKilgannon lol. well there was probably an A in there somewhere
ShadowHat4ever 5 months ago
Stop talking about bullshit, he is just telling us to practice. The guitar skills come when we practice. You guys who say that he is a wizard, you suck. He is a virtuoso, who has practiced for years, and his dedication has given him his awards.
9600Nvidia 6 months ago
@9600Nvidia jesus these guys are just joking.
Rockyroopam 6 months ago
@Rockyroopam i don´t like jokes on guitar lessons, if they want to make jokes they should go to other videos...
9600Nvidia 6 months ago
@9600Nvidia Well maybe you don't like it..but other people do, if you dont then just ignore them, chill !
Rockyroopam 6 months ago
WHAT's THE SONG IN THE BEGINNING? i love that but i can't find in DT albums!!
spacemanbose 6 months ago
@spacemanbose it isn't from DT, maybe he is just jamming or wroted it for this video
wallytalivan 6 months ago
@spacemanbose its not a dt song, its probably an improv bit he did just for this video. however the song at 2:54 is a song called gemini which he has not released in full to the public yet.
teokiatuan2 2 months ago
ooh, my arm just cracked
djent12 6 months ago
i need to warm up before i start those warm up exercises xD
1337Tailz 7 months ago in playlist Lessons 46
He can also play weird time signatures like 6942.
Hommephive 7 months ago 3
@BrittonDeJong
aye yo nigga eat a dick
paramedixation 7 months ago
porfavor el nombre de la cancion del principio!! y las demas tambien xDDD porfa alguien que sepa
Mattubic090 7 months ago
174233 guitar players are good now
le0142 7 months ago 3
i love it how he says massages
ReapersShredder 7 months ago
anyone knows the names of the songs he plays John in the video? alguien conoce los nombres de las canciónes que toca john en el video? gracias y saludos
Mattubic090 7 months ago
he is staring into my soul
rockman1066 7 months ago
he kinda looks like those dead jedi ghosts here :o
realmenwearpants 8 months ago
the exercise for the left hand is impossible on a fat les paul neck
bumsex4me 8 months ago
nice...
miller9062 9 months ago
nice!!..
miller9062 9 months ago
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Check out my video to see what this guitar method can do!
DoV690 9 months ago
Love his JMP100
sergitogibson 9 months ago
Thumbs up for Jesus Christ the Ultimate guitar Hero !!!
AyaKization 9 months ago 2
I've now dedicated my life to growing my hair out like his.
CyValkarion 9 months ago
can some one tell me the name of the intro track please ?
esnees123 9 months ago
...O_O my arm did crack aswell!
Tommothe3rd 10 months ago
He's definitely excellent, but I'd say this is a lot more jazz than it is rock . . .
JohnnyCNote 10 months ago
@JohnnyCNote I suppose rock guitar is just pentatonics though really. I think its the combination of outside infleunces that makes the best music come alive; e.g. Randy Rhoads and his classical techniques
EyeOfTheTornado 8 months ago
''Hi my name is Jesu-John Petrucci''
buba28 10 months ago 2
When it said stretches and massages, I was like wtf, but they're really helpful! Thanks alot John!! I really respect him. Great guitarist and very nice person.
Deathshuck 10 months ago
<3 love him
jenlamakate 10 months ago
Wow he was so pinner back then, look at him now, he's jacked
nick73B 11 months ago
uh my arm just cracked epic 3:53
nandinho1334 11 months ago 2
im a co op student, and my placement is teaching elementary school kids music.
i take these simple stretching exercises and an abundency of other music teachings on youtube to aide me in teaching the children, as i am only 17 and dont know everything there is to know myself.
THANK YOU YOUTUBE / TEACHERS.
which include: lypur, check out his channel!
zztopicle42 11 months ago
"Oh, My arm just cracked... And im going to kill you "
xD
tomyhas 11 months ago 2
Here's my A string, tune to that. see you when you're done! He gives you 3 seconds then begins playing a riff in B lol great way to throw new players off
thrasher492 11 months ago
14 people don't need to stretch their fingers
kickalion 11 months ago
7:09 - what song, ex?
MetalMan7v 11 months ago
"I can pull my elbows up over my head cuz i wanna show u my awesome biceps"
04145322403 1 year ago
The bassline in the intro is the Solar Groove, which is in John Myung's DVD.
Firedblood 1 year ago
I love old Petrucci stuff, his phrasing was more prominent back then and less robotic. Love this.
lewissaundersmusic 1 year ago
I remember when I taught him this.....
GuitarLegend226 1 year ago 3
@GuitarLegend226 and i remember when i taught you this
hiladelphia 11 months ago
Hey guys im john petrucci. Lesson one today is actually an attempt to try to tune your guitar whilst i melt your face.
lolztillirolz47 1 year ago
"John Petrucci, Enslaving the world ever since July 12,1967."
TheRealGodIsComing 1 year ago
hello, im John Petrucci and im your god now..
Eleclee 1 year ago
"ooh my arm just cracked...and yours might also..."
I'm not dissin' the video, i'm watching it coz i've heard so many people who've been made such better players from watching this, and so far so good for me, it just sounded funny :p
minib32 1 year ago
who knows what that song is in the intro to the warm up exercises with the left hand?
lolztillirolz47 1 year ago
@lolztillirolz47 I don't think any of the exercises in this DVD are from dream theater or liquid tension songs. Although some of the parts are musical; this dvd Is mainly based on technique and applied theory.
WilliamBonneau 1 year ago
What kind of guitar is that it looks sick. I know its an ibanez but does anybody know what kinf of model it is?
7h3tSLDR02 1 year ago
@7h3tSLDR02 It's an Ibanez JPM .
firishte1 1 year ago
At my first gig we had an hour before our set and all i did was repeat the warm ups and picking to a metronome, I was hella nervous but it really made a huge difference.
I'd recommend learning this whole dvd and working on it to a metronome, it dosen't sound too pretty but your chops will become a lot better. just look at tosin abasi and Matt heaffy, they both swear by this DVD and a metronome.
WilliamBonneau 1 year ago
I love how he speaks in bursts. I think it might explain the reason he plays in odd time signatures. Maybe his whole brain works in 7/6 or something.
paramedixation 1 year ago 80
@paramedixation I like how 7/6 isn't even a time signature...
SCHNEIDSz 8 months ago
@SCHNEIDSz
Apologies. I knew less about music then than I do now, and I was just rattling off whatever came to mind.
ThrashRaptor 7 months ago
@paramedixation 7/6 is not a time signature, just so you know
WonderPantsiiVI 7 months ago
@WonderPantsiiVI Exactly.
eleventysevens 7 months ago
@WonderPantsiiVI
Apologies. I knew less about music then than I do now, and I was just rattling off whatever came to mind.
ThrashRaptor 7 months ago
@paramedixation 7/6 isnt a time signature you idiot its 7/4
BrittonDeJong 7 months ago
@BrittonDeJong Firstly, bugger off with the idiot calling and correction like a fucking prick wanker. Secondly Petrucci is just so awesome that he invented a new time signature: 7/6 which works because as Dimebag001 said, he stretches the fabric of time and space. Third Who says 7/6 can't be a time signature? Who made you God of Music? Why can't a system which accommodates a possible time signature of 7/6 just as easily be invented? You don't even have to use a staff! Tablature! Canntraireachd!!
sirsteven88 7 months ago
@paramedixation He's so awesome, he thinks in time signatures that dont even exist!
thrasher492 5 months ago
@paramedixation there is no measure like 7/6......so yep. That's how petrucci's brain works :D
xDimebladex 5 months ago
@xDimebladex any combination of whole positive numbers in the numerator and denominator can be a time signature. I've written a riff alternating 4/4 and 7/6...
lehmanpolarbear70 4 months ago
this man is a cyborg those cannot be his real arms lol
jjc00ll 1 year ago
what songs are used in this video?? the song at the beginning, at 02:51 and at 07:05
JeremieGalan777 1 year ago
I've been using the DVD for like a day and I already notice a decent change in my playing
TravisSwade 1 year ago
Everytime John Petrucci is stretching he's actually stretching the fabric of time and space.
Dimebag001 1 year ago 40
lol.. he didnt even play his A string..
Mapon123 1 year ago 3
@Mapon123 2:44.
bassman7530 1 year ago
"lets move onto massages"
=D
maxrieser 1 year ago
please, whats the name of the song at 02:51 and 07:05 ???
JimmyMerol 1 year ago
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JimmyMerol 1 year ago
time warp
microkorg100 1 year ago
amazing!
exosia04 1 year ago
what's the song that he's playing at the beggining?
jmdb1994 1 year ago
@jmdb1994 It's an improvvisation
JasonBecker85 1 year ago
Watching Petrucci caress himself just made my day xD
FeelTheAnguish 1 year ago 2
"The first one begins with stretching attack and shoulders in arms and guitar players and destruction." The most badass warm-up EVER.
philippaopao 1 year ago
Get slim ant fit with John Petrucci! :D
SoNiC1693 1 year ago 4
Oh thank fuck that cc is a BETA because his name is certainly not Thompson.
Acceleretto 1 year ago
turn on transcribe audio. ITS FUCKING FUNNY
toolfan92 1 year ago 3
@toolfan92 hahaha WTF he said "hi my name is john petrucci" and the transcribed text said "hi my name's thompson importantly it" LOL
sIash90 1 year ago
@toolfan92 YOU ARE GENIOUS
HarvestHollow 1 year ago
oh my arm just snapped.. and im going to kill you! lol
SpenceHWF 1 year ago
@SpenceHWF my name also is spencer...and adam02 is hilarious
fashank22 1 year ago
Anyone else think that Petrucci kicked more ass when he played Ibanez?
Flailwielder 1 year ago
@Flailwielder The Ibanez's certainly look better.
Langtw 1 year ago
@Flailwielder nope. look up acid rain live in la on youtube and be amazed
buefyYT 1 year ago
CHEMICALLY FOUND IN IRAN THIS WAY LOL
Ziece4 1 year ago
gunna start by snapping your arm in 5 places and im going to kill you
ProtestTheMAC 1 year ago
i always do this stuff b4 i play and my buddies are always like: wtf man yur a oussy just lets play bro cmon! FUCK U i dont wanna sprain my goddamn hand! like fuck... JP just showed everyone wrong. warming up properly gets u wear he is at, which is pree fuckin good xD
ikedaspike77 1 year ago
Rofl 03:57 turn on audio transcribing (cc button) Who am I on this crack.
Now we know that petrucci's secret to playing 4 million notes per second is just being high on crack!
Great videos though :P
nightlydruid 1 year ago
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ugly? it sounds fucking beautiful!
bozzi90 1 year ago
hahah have you checked the tab for this?! I WANT TO DIE HAHAH
E: 11 G: 9 D: 7 E:5 and then reverse.. it's like the sickest stretch ever..
Ctuluh 1 year ago
My arm cracked too. xD
Avalongus 1 year ago
I've used this video and book for 3 years now. It works wonders for your playing.
DylanAbney 1 year ago
Be thankful because John made this video..it's hard work..because it shows how He started real discipline in practice in his early years and now look at him..he's a genius..and everyone watched this vid or having this DVD will be succesful also
deathscythekim729 1 year ago
what is the song at 2:53???? If somebody know that please tell me. thanks
Pretucci rules.
1014210394 1 year ago
@1014210394
It's part of his old warm-up song "Gemini" There's a video on youtube from Namm years ago of him playing it.
FarazR2 1 year ago
lmao 4.20 "john petrucci.. because he's worth it" XD
GatesRoolz 1 year ago
I can't do this... being female, my pinkies are way too short :/
ryoryox 1 year ago
@ryoryox I have small hands myself but it's doable..just keep training those little finger muscles :D
heero7yui 1 year ago
Aww, he said the chords sounded ugly, I liked the proggression very much anyway lol
TheRaven0us 1 year ago
This is wonderful
keithmasonrecording 1 year ago
Petrucci was wrong, my arm didn't crack :)
PulDu 1 year ago
the intro sounds like jazz
gshredder5150 1 year ago
@gshredder5150 It's Jazz Fusion
deathscythekim729 1 year ago
@deathscythekim729 ok my bad no need to 2 be a smartass
gshredder5150 1 year ago
yours is mine xD
meowtrox 1 year ago
U all realize that this video was made & released by petrucci 15 yrs ago??? So JP (Mr. Berkely himself) must know wtf he'z talkin about cuz look @ ware all he's been in the last 15 yrs, and where he landed... i could handle living his life lol
sbucksoffice 1 year ago
whats the intro song?
lolztillirolz47 1 year ago
he doest use ibanez nowadays.. I wonder why..
migzymouse 1 year ago
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I cant believe this exercise
CHEERS
nosenoma 1 year ago
who was the 14 that didn'lt like this? fuck you loll
jmiester25 1 year ago 27
@jmiester25 people who pressed the wrong button. or deserve to be put on the government depopulation list
SeanathenII 1 year ago 2
@jmiester25 Justin beiber lovers dw
aurangxaib 1 year ago
@jmiester25 lets fuckin kill em all :D
satansskidmarks 11 months ago
@jmiester25 I...and?
kickalion 11 months ago
@jmiester25 The 14 who disliked this were Adam01, Adam02, Adam 03......Adam14!
sameem13 11 months ago
@jmiester25 they're anti-christ
wilrock910 9 months ago
Very VERY useful tips. Warming up was special important for me.
svinoed 1 year ago
@anactualengineer,
If you don't like Mr. John Petrucci and his band Dream Theater and their Prog Music, it's fine and it's okay. But you don't have to talk that way. If you really want to convince people, then show us you can be respected, tell us the reason why you think that way, and show us some real talent to even prove your point more, we might as well agree with you.
blazerart 1 year ago 2
Really liked the left hand excercise really stretched and warmed up my hands!
PieceOfMind56 1 year ago
Ohh, my arm just snapped, and I'm going to kill you.
markovcd 1 year ago 5
@markovcd
sshhhhhhh ur bone-crackin is too loud, i cant hear the video lol
sbucksoffice 1 year ago
ive been playing guitar for like 3 hours in now in front of the computer and i just found this video and did this stretch and massage stuff and i feel soo much better
now i can go back to playing
youfailidont 1 year ago
i watch this video at 3:00 everytime i want to play bass and stretch along.
jmiester25 1 year ago
john petrucci reminds me of opeths guitarist
xlespaulgothicx 1 year ago
@xlespaulgothicx OPETh RULES !!!!
BeavisNacho 1 year ago
I'm laughing, John Petrucci;s "Psycho Exercises" totally ruined this for me XD
Nah seriously, I've learned a lot of stuff with this vid, specially the stretch part, I didn't do it before, I didn't know how important it was.
deth0795 1 year ago 60
@deth0795 Same here, I watched Psycho Exercises first, but this IS usefull
Emil315 1 year ago
2:52
What's this song?
nathanjack90 1 year ago
its called gemini
GuitarCoversDanielN 1 year ago
the sound he gets out of that guitar is so good!!! i love his clean tone in these vids!!!!!!!!
SYNcustomWILLbeMINE 2 years ago 3
It Rocks!!!!
ILikeToShred 1 year ago
i got a face book message when his arm craked, same sound haha
sidd761 2 years ago
el mejor sin palabras
rodolfitocadorna00 2 years ago
Well, nice video, and I love your teaching style.
Not my bag, but I certainly don't disparage it or discourage people who want to do that. To me, it just seems (please do NOT take this personally) somewhat primitive in the context of melodic guitarists/ classical music. Too many riffs, not enough music.
It's possible to make your guitar sound like a machine; however, not necessarily desirable IMO.
Cheers, again, nice, love the LOVE.
Wexler
WWWexler 2 years ago 2
are you talking to john?
sIash90 2 years ago 3
i like it when he does the sort of jazzy stuff
juswannawatchthings 2 years ago
LoL love the beginning "most of these chords sound pretty ugly...Lol theyre all really cool altered chords with a few major 7ths theyre awesome XD
sydfan 2 years ago 6
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What a lame person this guy. "yeah, and it's very similar to what an athlete would do before" lame ass, oh and have I mentioned very effeminate? This guy may play his ass off, but I never really liked his music or style, oh coincidence: I hear him talk and its about as lame as DT and his music. Rock percentage in Petrucci: 0%. KMA
anactualengineer 2 years ago
Do you know the reason he talks slow, and articulating everything he says? It's so that dumb ass idiots can understand what he says, and he uses easy types of metaphors.
-Soulfulshreddify
Soulfulshreddify 2 years ago
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Ahhh, so that's why he talks slow... sorry I didn't realize his followers were generally slow to understand. He just seems to be kind of patronizing. And definitely a woman inside. Nothing wrong with that, he is kind of a Jennifer Batten, just the other way around. I still think he play lame music, just confirmed it by watching this video. Hey! I am not questioning his skills, but lame is lame
anactualengineer 2 years ago
which means... you totally undestood what he said, right?
that would make you a dumb ass idiot, right?
i mean... i'm just repeating what you just wrote. If anyone feels offended by that... well i guess they don't really have a sense of humor.
But you do right.?
Mythgaur 2 years ago
no you queer, he makes the dumb ass idiots who don't understand him, you freaking trolling cunt.
Soulfulshreddify 2 years ago