Singapore English (funny)

[rubenna]

Thumbs up if you're still watching this in 2012!

[93drackword]

Wakakakkaka...Singapore English !!!

SINGLISH OH SINGLISH

[jarvousfran]

This is absolutely rubbuish;how can even westerners understand a single word of this crap.

[kawaiigurl26]

Im a Singaporean, but we dun say coke or fried rice like tat. tat goes for other foods too >.<

[OtChopon]

I have went to Singapore 3yrs ago, maybe.

I went to bakery shop to buy some bread.

The clerk said "Buy ticket one free"

I said "What do u say?"

He started angry on me n yelled "Buy ticket one free!!"

And then, he showed me the post "Buy Three, get one free!!"

And me? Face Palm - -"

lol the accent

[karenduan6]

fly ly~~ ；O

[KillerBearz7112]

IM SINGAPORIAN



[duraluminknight]

@KillerBearz7112 Singaporean or Singaporian?

[SuperKawaichan]

HAHAHAHAHA

[MrFuckisrael94]

malaysian and singaporean had the same habits when they said in english language..

it is "LAH".... :P

[Fantasyger]

LOL, the aunty singlish:DDDD

[CherylOngVEVO]

Thumbs up if you're a Singaporean. :)

[TheKourosh1990]

MEDIUM COCK ALSO GOT BIG COCK ALSO GOT LOL

[SWAZI95]

thats racist but funny but racist

[LethalPrimadonna]

He's being a jerk in the end :P xP

[kyo1223]

I love the FLY rice~ XXD

[supermush]

Human cock

[riyotahajime]

3o cent for the big COCK! hahahahaha LOL

[Nazzychan]

wa this one really terok already liao.

Watch this a while back the 'big cock' part still leaves me in tears. LOL

[meiqichua]

lol'' u wan chicken kali?'' chic ya..ya chicken curry is good... LOL

[udingamer]

not me i dont talk like that those they never learn

an 1 thing i dont like any1 to give names to SINGAPORE!

and it is not cock it is coke

[sandstorm391]

30 cents more for the big cock!

[sandstorm391]

Medium cock also got! Big cock also got!

[jasonlim369]

cock very nice!!!

[syirah635]

lol its funny

[Elvis70401]

LOL I LUV LIKE MAD XDDDDDDD VERY FUNNY XD

[juneguy999]

medium cock also got, BIG cock also got ! HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

[juneguy999]

HOLY SHIT DAMN FUNNY XD

[siegkdash]

3 Cock for the price of 1

[TheVinPac]

bamm tat was so cool...

[TheMACE26]

English + Singapore = Singlish :D

[smoshxeno]

HAHA!! We have soft drink like COCK! Medium COCK also got, Big COCK also got! hahahahaha

[MrGotzaza]

I am Thai but I think that Singlish is not funny and I love singaporeans accent.I can't speak Singlish but when I heared some singaporeans was talking together, their sounds are very charming and lovely.Keeping your culture and your tradition because your country is not colony of England now.I cheer up!!!

[Lavenda6]

Next time learn singlish and get singlish degree....hee

[Lavenda6]

haha



[darkrider908]

wat the broken english

[batosai505]

Where's the vid of the china guy insulting us?

[Sugaroidd]

This is the Muttons right ?

[architectarnold]

The aunty is funny,The guy is Funnier.

[okecko]

very funny:D

[Mrsjeekx]

LOL im singaporean n i speak singlish everyday though i go to sch..

[fanofbloom20]

In my freakish life , I won't order COCK! Lol , coke nicer ///

[jamine0]

LOL. funny mxm got big cock and medium cock hahahahhah!!

[ZeroKenshin]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA 

[huiyi456]

although a lot of singaporean talk like this, but not all singaporeans speak like that...

[karenkurosaki]

@huiyi456 i can do an american accent and a sinaporean accent

[submariner123]

@huiyi456 they all do, dude, no excuses please

[Ilikewhite22]

Can i have a cup of cock?

:)

[Ilikewhite22]

Can i have a cup of cock?

:)

[RukiO135]

xDDDD AHAHAHAHAHAH. I doubt these are only Singaporeans. :D

[megablood02]

Foods that aunty hav : Fly rice , Beef fly rice .. drinks : Flu Joos , Bandung , n the very special and famous one : COCK size:small , medium , big.

[ahlisrikandi]

@megablood02 30cents more for the big cock. Don't forget that. lol

[LOVEjustinbieber1346]

LOLOLOLOL... I usually don't speak lydat at school lar... But at home hor, I think I keep speaking like this. PLUS I'M ONLY 11! Hhahahaha!

[Mir0Panda]

Also can can can... 3 cock for the price of one :) 30cents more gib you big cock :)

Ya ya, i think i need the big one la :3

[danieljdick]

If not for the cartoons, I wouldn't get the humor of it. Been around Indonesians and Singaporeans much of my life I guess...

[xXcstacy]

this is fake and gay. Definitely scripted out.

[HabboMoviesRecords]

@xXcstacy Are you Singaporean and do you know 98.7FM?

[xXcstacy]

@HabboMoviesRecords i am and yes i do.

[HabboMoviesRecords]

@xXcstacy Do u use 987FM on top?

[Qian01210Jasmine]

If only my classmate comment it

[Qian01210Jasmine]

fly fly go away

[ascreative]

wrongly portrayed way of how Singaporeans really talk like...true, Singaporeans may have spoiled the English language due to it's diverse ethnicity, but this is just way too over.

[wongcheehung]

Walao eh.. i laughed till my tears come out!!

[evild88dz]

i always say "potato fly" XD

[ollivander23]

cock as in penis?!

[beyblade1234567891]

coke!



[djcolide]

its 987fm from singapore..not hitz.fm...hahahahhaa...

[xxxbrynexxx]

its really not good to make fun of other countries accent or how they speak english. it doesn't make you all more good than them. ive been to singapore and people there are more intelligent than you guys. they all respect one another.i just dont feel good seeing someone making fun of innocent people.

[lynnyjy]

@xxxbrynexxx actually the way we speak english is really really weird. and funny. thats just the tip of the iceberg heh.

[AverDim]

Lol. Good stuff. But wasn't this from one of the Malaysian radios, Hits.fm? Regardless, good stuff. Hahaha.

[supermameaw]

/สิงคโป พูด อังกฤษ/

555.ก็ คง จีง นิ หว่า ...

[amazon3b2]

we haf soft drinks like cock

medium cock got big cock got cock which one u want?

ROFL

[CrazeBoutMayday]

flu joos,cock LOL LOL

[ichgo1981]

lol small cock medium cock and big cock lol rolfmao

[adamknight4862]

i want drink coke not cook couse cook can't drink

[TheSelenaLavato]

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[Shaymincoolgurl]

@TheSelenaLavato

I"ll be a fool to try that .....come up with more solutions to scare me.

[vipbomber]

ciken kali

[Hurilforeversp]

I think there must be singlish as a language soon.I am sure I will get top for that subject!

[Pupzful]

Haha this is the art of singapore

[ArcticFroggies]

COCK!

[ljecn]

as a singaporean, the ang mor dunno singlish!!!!

[TheBlkmage211]

wow fuck all singaporeans this shit ain't funny!

[PokeTwilight]

@TheBlkmage211 U dunnoe how funny it is....

[DennisOngTV]

@TheBlkmage211 Racist...

[tedrickfong]

@TheBlkmage211 you can'tt comment on singaporeans some might also be the same race and religion as u dum shit the world will be better of without you.

[FooWeeSan]

@TheBlkmage211 Singaporeans wont be Singaporeans without Singlish you dog. STFU if u dun understand a single shit .

[ElectoneZac]

cock drinks ==" wth

[MJgal125]

aiya,UK got the queen's english, China got the chinese,Malaysia got the Malay,France got the French,then we SG got Singlish larh! This is call being creative wad,wad's your problem trying to make us speak good english? sometimes things cannot change one wad.

[69lovesing]

i dont know why ppl like to make fun of singlish...most ppl speak with singaporean accent, but they dont speak as lousy as those lower educated locals or foreigners. Its those lower educated ones that speak broken english make singlish sound terrible. :(...Ppl just like to make fun of them & blow it out of proportion.

[Airemir]

Small cock...medium cock...BIG Cock! XD

[xavierstone123]

flu juice?

[gkadgsssea]

we have big cock, medium cock, small cock, she must be mama-san

[gkadgsssea]

fuck me, so funny, it's killing me, big cock.

[SIRBAD555]

cock surposed to be crotch!

[KrishWilliam]

damn! You guys are really funny. Oh man, couldn't stop laughing.

[alws14]

small cock big cock small cock hahaha

[RosaAkimoto]

Hilarious!

Despite being Singaporean, I'd be momentarily confused with all that mispronunciation. On the other hand, I hardly notice anyone speak like that. Singlish isn't usually that off the mark... unless you're speaking to non-English educated members of the older generation. I'm sure we've all heard a "labbit" somewhere. (:

[AshikiSenji]

the cock! HAHA

[Stellagirl83]

Small cock , medium cock or big cock which one you want?? HAHAHAH!! XD

[K2PAK]

DARK WADER in the background!

[TheKkd123]

fuck man... seriously.. for the first time in 17years of my life i cry ...because too funny

[goldenpheonix24]

who is the guy laughing in the back ground>?????

[lala09girl]

@goldenpheonix24: its a radio show actually. done by the mutttons from 98.7fm. the one who is talking is vernon & the guy laughing is justin.

[kim4896]

hahahaha wat the !?!? haha thats so funnny coke=cock ?? hahaha

[afabafa]

flu juice=fruit juice xD

[flamingarrow13]

Don't be so cocky.

[hotdevilsz]

small cock medium cock big cock also have

[VantheMadharam]

funny...

[Wilsonnyo2]

haha i love how the auntie says big "cock" so easily

[Sathishk2]

How the heck can 5 people hate it???

[ezumigakusan]

hahaha....

fly lice...

flu joos...

cock...big cock..medium cock...lols

LMAO!

[casandra104]

hahahaha

[blackMark001]

haaha,,,

fly rice,cock ..haha

[PurpleMusicLoverXXX]

HAHAHAHAH, love this !

[zinasdfghjkl]

LMAO !!!! :D

[Mrspicstalk]

its singlish

[0DemonKiller0]

3 cock for the price of one WTF LOL

[SpecialKisty]

I laughed so hard at this I couldn't breathe.

[Qiuxuan123]

Is coke......

HAHA NOT COCK!!!!!

MUTTON VIDEOS ALWAYS FUNNY!!!!

[Qiuxuan123]

LOL!!!!!! What the!!! COCK!!!!!! HAHA

[cloeAngelmermaid]

lol singaporean talk all is singlish one!!

[evilguytio]

@cloeAngelmermaid YOU SURE ALL?

[simooplights]

hahaha, i get it, she's shemale...!!!

[SerenaToh93]

haha!! so funny! I cant stop laughing. coke say cock. curry say kali. fried rice say fly rice. haha!!

[hsquaredh]

we got berry nice cock :D

[WYLTEN]

from 98.7 is it. LOL the mutthons(sp)

[dotaku017]

COCK = DICK? LOL!!

[selenahat]

are you from SIngapore?

[selenahat]

it's coke

[TimiZhen91]

we haf... errrr...we also haf soft drink like...COCK

Hahahahahaha :))

[TimiZhen91]

what cock, she make me laugh :D:D:D:D:D

[Ryanhs999]

Cock very nice one arh no need to worry ah.

[RKOageofortonlaw21]

wth

[ChibiAlon]

OMG xDD They mean coke xDD Cock?! :'DD

[MrLittle04]

fla lice? u want to it lice?.. hahah and flut juice.. hahah

[KATxKATx3]

damn funny seh .

[KuharaRin]

ROFL cock ?! I almost end up suffocating when I saw that cock picture !

[earthstar]

fucking cheenaaa!!! Wha lao!!!

[Infinty32]

Lol cock.

[ahchuan2000]

got cock zero booo...?

[sakura0830]

it was funny! hahas!

[lovemjlots]

fly rice means rice got flys lol

[vichetmeng]

HAHA BIG COCK!!!

[dungeonmaz645]

lick yrs dad cock

[lps1011]

holly crap!!

this is manglish but not singlish..

omg..malaysian english.haha

[helmfight1]

lol... cock... Where got sell the 'real' cock? Lol

[gypsyman232]

i lived in Singapour for 7 years lol nd THAT IS SINGAPOURIEN LANGUAGE!!!!!!

[Angeline388]

u can hear justin snickering in the background

[puppyz456]

this is the muttons to midnight

[CxxBear]

haha

[SuFYaN636]

Man, this vid sure cracks the BIG COCK...!!!!

[snowdog888]

hahahaha

[darkmourning]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck... cock cock cock..

[fizow9]

medium coke got....BIG cock also got....WTF...hahahah damn funny sia this video

[GreatRays]

Love this video La.......lol

[jemdude22]

we love cocks, yea

[k4nch1]

fly lice... wahahhaa... WTF

[jasonyeozhishen]

COKE = COCK? that the only funny thing in this video..