Cookie Monsters only eat cookies. If he's eating vegetables then he's not a Cookie Monster...he's just a monster and THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Those sticky bastards are slowly killing my childhood
Dear Cookie Monster, you're a sellout. Back when I was growing up, all you ever ate were cookies but now as I approach adulthood, you eat cookies, vegtables and pretty much anything that can fit in your big mouth.
Sesame Street used to be cool until the stupid, obsessive, complaining, can't take a joke parents brainwashed you into eating fruit and vegtables. The day I realised Cookie Monster was a Veggie monster, I lost all faith in Sesame Street and Children Shows as a whole. >.<
I got to meet the guy who does cookie monsters voice, it was awesome because he brought cookie monster and had him eat a cookie and we got to ask cookie monster questions
Girl: "OM NOM NOM- its a lot messier!" Cookie Monster: "well thats the idea, the messier the better, youre pretty good" Girl: "Its a lot more fun this way" ...is anybody else turned on?
Apparently you have scaled back on your cookies consumption..um dat dat might not be entirely true me always eat cookies ME COOKIE MONSTER but me eat others meat,fish and V-E-G-E-T-A-B-E-L-S
Yo dog i had to delete my cookies so i could watch the cookie monster eat cookies while my cookies are deleting and eat my cookies while cookie monster is eating *picture of exibit*
The messier the better !!! XD
shadowrodney21 13 hours ago
Cookie Monsters only eat cookies. If he's eating vegetables then he's not a Cookie Monster...he's just a monster and THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH. Those sticky bastards are slowly killing my childhood
HipHopHatesRap 1 day ago
He sounds like Arnold.
"GET TO DA COOOKIIIIIEEEEEE! OMNOMNOMNOM!"
2349DF 1 day ago
C is for cookie!!!
TheKeller101 2 days ago
i think the cookie monster just wants to OM NOM NOM her!
PETERSxMACHINE 2 days ago
omg could she be any more adorable?
madwilliamflint 2 days ago
Dear Cookie Monster, you're a sellout. Back when I was growing up, all you ever ate were cookies but now as I approach adulthood, you eat cookies, vegtables and pretty much anything that can fit in your big mouth.
Sesame Street used to be cool until the stupid, obsessive, complaining, can't take a joke parents brainwashed you into eating fruit and vegtables. The day I realised Cookie Monster was a Veggie monster, I lost all faith in Sesame Street and Children Shows as a whole. >.<
-T
TUnit95Brah 3 days ago 6
bring a cookie next time!
MsPlayaa1 5 days ago
Also, she reminds me of Kirsten Dunst. Particularly in Spider Man
miraxxooxoxo666 5 days ago
This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.lol
miraxxooxoxo666 5 days ago
Cookie monster is russian ?
caileanm2009 6 days ago
cookie monster nomnomnomnomnomnom , jeje :)
gangasffee 1 week ago
she doesn't open her mouth wide enough... pass
lilgodfather32 1 week ago
0:58 he said DO DO xD
ibecookielover 1 week ago
cookiemonsterrr
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@Uqtoo You sound mad that you're not a top comment. YOU JELLY, BRAH?
MrBeAzty 1 week ago
Cookie monster is my idle!
TheMatstan 1 week ago
I LOVE COOKIE MONSTER!
Filacchio 1 week ago
ve ge te ballssssssss
siggi1996 1 week ago
Sounds like eminem when he talks to lindsay lohan.
thisisSERLY 1 week ago
i thought it was in tf2
THEKILLER9141 1 week ago
i want to nom nom nom chocolate chipy!
MinecraftGypse 1 week ago
@MinecraftGypse you are gay
leonardordel92 1 week ago
cookie wants her cookie :)
spastiklove 2 weeks ago
I'm 18 and cookie monster still makes me laugh. I win
OverStuffedTaco 2 weeks ago 21
@OverStuffedTaco I'm 32, and he still makes me laugh. It's his googly eyes. They're just too ridiculous, I can't get over it. :)
OrkotheDorko 2 weeks ago
@OverStuffedTaco no, it is not a "win". It's EPIC WIN!
Filacchio 1 week ago
Is it me or does he sound like Fabio Capello?
drunkwasp 2 weeks ago
How can you possibly dislike diz ? OMG ... I HOPE OM NOM NOM NOM EATS YOU !!!
c00ki3m0nst3rrrr 2 weeks ago
Lazy Eye :)
linomiguel2011 2 weeks ago
It's ALWAYS more fun when it's messier!
starwarsjunkie7777 3 weeks ago
Ahh Cookie Monster. back when S-street didn't suck.
Fragminion 3 weeks ago
*Ginger Pubes*
IanBpa 3 weeks ago
i like boobs :3
TheBoyWithTwoLegs 3 weeks ago
NOVA!!!!
DarkPaladin194 3 weeks ago
@catlover2696 Cool I love cookie monster
gracime1 3 weeks ago
Funny cookie monster is just epic
gracime1 3 weeks ago
Yahee,it is Umnum man.
MoorLetoh 3 weeks ago
0:16 for the ultimate queef face.
OneCrazyMuthaFucka 3 weeks ago
Eat the damn cookie don't smash it in your mouth then it all ends in the ground.
JaredOhBrien 3 weeks ago
i swear he said i om nom nom her cookie
harold123sk8 4 weeks ago
I love coockies, me coockie monster :D Me om nom nom nom *O*
fidonarunja 4 weeks ago
Ranjit is that you?
crn8911 4 weeks ago
he's jamaican or sth ? "me do"
ekosquad 1 month ago
legendary ,cookie monsters face at 2:26 XD
cupcakesrule0211 1 month ago 2
@cupcakesrule0211 dude YES
CirrusSphere 4 weeks ago
I find her very cute lol! id make love to that beautiful woman
o0quakeroats0o 1 month ago
Is that the girl from " That 70s show" ?
iamtyrasbiggestfan 1 month ago
@iamtyrasbiggestfan you idiot
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i once ate a cookie but then i took an arrow to the troutglalghlglaglalgglglglhlglhlhl
TheOstvik 1 month ago
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mikiroony 1 month ago
nova :D
BwrMgf 1 month ago 2
For their next destroy-my-childhood trick, are they going to fix his grammar?
luno44 1 month ago 2
om nom nom nom!!xDD♥
LanaaTx3 1 month ago
I smiled, and i laughed
theWORMsergeant 1 month ago
Somebody owes that blue baked good-eater some royalties.
TheRealThreeP 1 month ago
" me a moster, me not picky " xD
BeckUchihaValentine 1 month ago
replace cookies with pussy, makes it funny
samboxer15 1 month ago
I got to meet the guy who does cookie monsters voice, it was awesome because he brought cookie monster and had him eat a cookie and we got to ask cookie monster questions
catlover2696 1 month ago
I've never been so turned on by a woman eating a cookie.
jcoltr451 1 month ago 2
Girl: "OM NOM NOM- its a lot messier!" Cookie Monster: "well thats the idea, the messier the better, youre pretty good" Girl: "Its a lot more fun this way" ...is anybody else turned on?
shahzadzeeshan3 1 month ago
hahahahah "the messier the better" lol he's dirty!
cusestud08 1 month ago
lmfao!!!!!
"look at cookie. that important. identity the cookie!' i love this guy! by far my favorite sesame street character
cusestud08 1 month ago
8 words descrribe this video,they are,Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
mrgameboy1067 1 month ago
@saintsandwhores "Daddy, what does he mean? Is he going to eat her?" No sweetheart. He just thinks she is pretty!"
WOWayne325 1 month ago
@2:05
That's what she said.
bobaboiz03 1 month ago
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bobaboiz03 1 month ago
that fucking cookie monster is so wasteful
santacrawz 1 month ago
AHAHAHAHHA 2:13 made my day!
samgolz1 1 month ago
Jaa high, he's a german @ 0:09 xd
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She's beautiful..
JWOLDING 1 month ago
you pretty gooood!
edwardvj 1 month ago
i wanna om nom nom her
saintsandwhores 1 month ago 75
@saintsandwhores what a coomebnt
RB999888 3 weeks ago
She's Hot!
Badwolf1029 1 month ago 2
its not a penis its her name pervert
MrNoflow 1 month ago
2:48 Is that a penis tattoo on her arm? O_o
MrBeAzty 1 month ago 37
@MrBeAzty where where??!!?!
Loque2g4 2 weeks ago
@MrBeAzty No way O.O What the hell is that??
Filacchio 1 week ago
@MrBeAzty No, it's just a word or a name with a big first letter.
CuddlyBadger 1 week ago
@MrBeAzty Actually those are words , not a penis -_-' l2have better eyesight
Uqtoo 1 week ago
@MrBeAzty pretty obviously a key but okay
lilgodfather32 1 week ago
@MrBeAzty I was thinking the samething...
mattcat234 1 week ago
Sandvich!
shocks007 1 month ago
2:30 That's what she said
TheVenturaGaming 1 month ago
dat sexy accent
IIkingdomII 1 month ago
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Samoutuomas 1 month ago
:-O who is this absolutely beatiful gorgeous lady I had never seen before in my life? Lucky cookie monster bastard!
MasterMacLeod 1 month ago
the gal look so much like kirsten dunst playing mary jane watson in spiderman series!
kfki 1 month ago 2
Om nom nom nom nom ? c:
YanoTreck 1 month ago
I love Cookie Monster so much. :-)
msumedanthro 1 month ago
"C is for Cookie, thats good enough for me " :D
OmnislashV6 1 month ago 2
she looks american but sounds british... confused
Gervig91 1 month ago
@Gervig91 thats because she is British!
DavidMason093 1 month ago
@DavidMason093
*Australian.
metronemy 1 month ago
@DavidMason093 no, she is Australian, how can you say she is British with an obvious Aussie accent????
Ribbo 3 weeks ago
@Gervig91 she's Australian apparently, but with British accent? how does that work???
DavidMason093 1 month ago
@DavidMason093
That's an Australian accent..
metronemy 1 month ago
@DavidMason093 Thats the most Australian British accent I've ever heard.
cornsnoggle 1 month ago
@Gervig91
How does someone look 'American'? She's Australian.
metronemy 1 month ago
why me don't get the royalty on this? me gotta get my attorney... hahahahahha!!
me eat fish, vegetable, bicycle, fire-hydrant... hahahahaha
Bim0Mr 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
he totally banged her after that :D
frozewire 1 month ago
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Gervig91 1 month ago
how is he able to give lectures on nomming if you just figured out but it does it
MniJim 1 month ago
Me LOVE cookies too!!
Degrassi90210lol 1 month ago
bububuuuuuuuuuu cochino ql
hanzoomc 1 month ago
the cookie monster is frickin sexy
1kyleabc 1 month ago
Wait... Are sesame street characters Muppets?
gir0minimoose0cats 1 month ago
Apparently you have scaled back on your cookies consumption..um dat dat might not be entirely true me always eat cookies ME COOKIE MONSTER but me eat others meat,fish and V-E-G-E-T-A-B-E-L-S
SamTheGamer11 1 month ago
I laughed SO HARD when he mentioned royalties lol
SDAddario88 1 month ago 41
I wanna om nom nom nom nom her fire crotch!
itzdfrankie13 1 month ago 3
I didnt know arnold Schwarzenegger did the voice of the cookie monster
FlamableCookie 1 month ago
ale smieszne hihihih
januszglowacki84 1 month ago
First, look at the cookie, identify it, smell, then eat it,,,, Om Nom Nom Nom....!! Hahahaha
Bim0Mr 1 month ago
I spent years in therapy because I saw a hand come out of Snuffaluffagus' mouth when he was eating cabbages.
zoomerlawns 1 month ago
VEGETA-BALLS! :D
yesmanlol2k 1 month ago
"Cookie Monster..." "YA HAII"
pieguyfry22 1 month ago
1:33 Kinky lady
TheCobraKaiOfficial 1 month ago
crumbs! lolz
FriendryAsian 1 month ago
<3 'me monster, me not picky'
anahazana 1 month ago 2
Novaa!
XxToxicAlienxX 1 month ago
Vejehtaballs
Mrbigtime01 1 month ago
"It okay put them in me hand" :D
Infantepride12 1 month ago
Lol! 0:08 sounds like Schwarzenegger!
MaggotSkimm 1 month ago 56
@MaggotSkimm or hitler xD
52039116 1 month ago
I love this video!! :D Its really cute!!! (: its also pretty funny 2!! (:
cookiemonstergirlz17 1 month ago
I would
brianoc10 2 months ago
.....And afterwards cookie monster took her to his apartment and nom nom nommed her cookie lol
NewToTheLyte 2 months ago
so funny
danielb1234567 2 months ago
he sound like TOM WAITS
morganrock1 2 months ago
I watched only first 3 seconds and I already laughed my ass off!
CGCFAD88 2 months ago
I love Cookie Monster!
Marzhky 2 months ago
Crazy monster, I love him
nellie2581 2 months ago
Cookie monster is awesome!
I love the way his face is rounded. It makes him look so cute!
umbalaba 2 months ago
So this chick is pretty cute.
lowsten 2 months ago 2
Wow,The King of Noms as we know it
TheMRFATMAN2 2 months ago
Change the word cookie to the word "DICK"
alexch94 2 months ago
mmmm... cookies + womens = happiness
Jeshu837 2 months ago
she failed
shadow101010100 2 months ago
He's pretty funny
Edwordierred 2 months ago
Om Nom Nom, Readheads.
ithacasteveo 2 months ago
@ithacasteveo I prefer redheads.
jspugh 2 months ago
beastt
DomoRainbowChick 2 months ago
press number 3 once and laugh your ass OFF!
khaledjanahi09 2 months ago
In the older episodes of Sesame Street, they say "OMINUS NOMINUS"
LFCzeppelin8 2 months ago
Change the work Cookie with a Weenie.
yesmanlol2k 2 months ago
om nom nom nom nom nom! -ate a cookie like a boss-
andy56duky 2 months ago
the way that gurl do om nom nom nom.. is so sweet. :))
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0:00, lol
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Cookie Monster has some serious issues :D
Ukunaator 2 months ago
im eating donuts atm, om nom nom nom!
nodrog12345 2 months ago
What were they doing before they were "on"!
newyorker122 2 months ago
I love the Cookie Monster!
HoodedClaw1000 2 months ago 48
i didn´t know hea was a russian monster Oo
RateBot01 2 months ago 2
The Cookie Monster needs to wash his fur and give it a good brush out. He looks a bit dirty and rumpled.
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Steps to eating a Vagina properly:
1) Look at the Vagina.
2) Identify the Vagina.
3) Smell the Vagina.
4) Eat the Vagina.
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM......!!!
alienboyguitar 2 months ago
0:44 Me Monster me not picky <3<3<3<3<3
xXJEREMIASXx1989 2 months ago
I'll be cookie monster eats a mean pussy.
fran9860 2 months ago
Steps to eating a cookie properly:
1) Look at the cookie.
2) Identify the cookie.
3) Smell the cookie.
4) Eat the cookie.
Got it! Thank you Cookie Monster!
recaked 2 months ago
Om fucking nom nom.
bddblade 2 months ago
1. Look at Cookie
2. Identify the Cookie
3. Smell the Cookie
4. Eat the Cookie
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!
sharessko 2 months ago 2
RedHead !
procast 2 months ago
i would fuck that bitch
124235346 2 months ago
y me shouldnt get oroes on this on omomom
hohohunter1 2 months ago
The Heavy is Cookie Monster's top student in his classes.
USN755 2 months ago
shes so hot :o
itachi00b 2 months ago
I'd Om nom nom nom her Vagina...
alienboyguitar 2 months ago
@alienboyguitar hahahaha
depharmacist 2 months ago
He eats cookies on a boat like a boss!
disciple666slayer 2 months ago
vegetaBALLS!
qedda1 2 months ago
I love how she eats the cookie while saying om nom nom nom ... so adorable :)
Zackabier 2 months ago
I would eat her cookie too..
davidkzoo 2 months ago
@davidkzoo Ha xD
aShinyRyuk 2 months ago
"we've been hearing some things about you.."
"oh no..." *looks around worried*
XD
MisterEdmundio 2 months ago 3
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shes doing it wrong! :/
tharaka1997 2 months ago
Yo dog i had to delete my cookies so i could watch the cookie monster eat cookies while my cookies are deleting and eat my cookies while cookie monster is eating *picture of exibit*
mrDarkmage459 2 months ago
i eat fire hydrants too lol
BlackGwarDeath666 2 months ago
PUT DAT COOKIE DOWN... NAO! -Arnold Schwarzenegger
Risco98 2 months ago
Cookie Monster sounds like Half Jaja Binks and Arnold :D
TyrantUploadz 2 months ago
om nom nom nom
SanneChannel 2 months ago
i don't always eat cookies... but when i do, i do it in a horrifyingly violent manner...
MrCatface100 2 months ago
haha....this was awesome, i love the cookie monster!!!!!
pootrap 2 months ago