A BAT CREDIT CARD? (Nostalgia Critic)

[6000NoobTube]

What is so bad about it?

[Stitchpunk9]

U mad, bro?

[XboXEmaXX]

0:48 My reaction to Megaupload's death.

[Light5ol]

lol, batman forever by "gothcard"

[Payuk]

Someone had noticed the Bat credit card has a "Forever" in the bottom? Lol.. it says Batman Forever!! OMG.. this is so corky that is funny xD

[nerezza23]

why is the guys labcoat covered in blood?

[TheDreReichDude]

"Raping your childhood since 1997." I said this to Doug at ConBravo last summer, I dont know if he heard me so I wrote him and said it again. I'm kinda proud of that line!

[wrathbone76]

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU!?!?!?!??!

[MythicalGryphon1]

@darkjury I own a Nintendo 3DS and I went to the Record & Edit Sound section and yelled those exact words into the recorder. It's playing right now.

[SoftBank47]

My reaction to the new Three Stooges movie trailer.

[michaelundert]

@SoftBank47 its such a stupid trailer

[EminemMakaveli]

Never get bored of this.

[lookjames21]

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU!?!?!?!?

[GreenRupee]

why am I seeing comments on Metroid on a nostalgia critic video?

EVERYONE SHUT UP!

[KmegaDude]

Why is there blood on Rob's shirt?

[SGRev1]

Just thinking about those three words being put together..."Bat Credit Card"...makes you want to LYMFAO

[cynthia949]

that was my reaction to,in matrix sequels,the neo's cassock XDDDDD

[superjchamma]

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU! YOU'LL ALL DIE, YOU WILL ALL DIE!!

xD

[3fatkid]

who's restraining him? Rob?

[DarkSamuraiX1989]

DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!

[therealfavs]

I had the same reaction when I found out that Other M is an anagram for MOther, and the initials of Metroid Other M is MOM.

[MrMetroid1998]

@therealfavs Will you Other M haters ever give it a rest, granted Metroid Other M was nowhere near as good as it should have been but it was still a pretty good game in its own right and a decent Metroid game, you people just hate it because Samus shows emotions and the bad cheezy dialouge in the game, the gameplay is spot on for a Metroid game.

[therealfavs]

@MrMetroid1998 I guess with a name like MrMetroid you're sort of obligated to defend the game so fiercely. I just wish you didn't copy/paste what every Other M fan already said. "you people just hate it because Samus shows emotions and the bad cheezy dialouge in the game". When the hell did I talk about Samus or the script? I was talking about the TITLE. It's funny how you can say the dialogue is bad, but when I make a comment on the title, I'm the one who hates the game. Does that make sense?

[13mungoman13]

The "ka-ching" sound effect actually made it even worse.

[oxfordye]

Unfunny, overacted to shit, and obnoxious describes this guy quite well I think.

[10samm10]

@oxfordye Says you

[oxfordye]

@10samm10

Don't get me wrong, I don't completely hate the Nostalgia Critic, I mainly watch him for the intelligent observations and I do occasionally smirk at some of the things he says, but those are few and far between. The jokes he makes are fine on their own, but with all of the forced humour, he can sometimes come across as extremely annoying. Personally, I prefer Phelous, but that's just me. I guess it depends on your sense of humour.

[FighterNP]

@oxfordye then you are retarded

[XxD1EAN0TH3RD4YxX]

42 dislikes? I hope you all brought towels gentlemen.

[Blaaz101]

@sobeAdam

Seriously, why do you NOT think this is funny? Can you give a reason? Did you actually like Batman and Robin or something?

[sobeAdam]

...and people think this is funny? Really? 

To quote the Nostalgia Critic himself... "WHERE'S THE JOKE?!?!?!?!"

Seriously, why do people like this guy? He's painfully annoying and incredibly unfunny.

[MegaZion5]

42 dislikes... THIS VIDEO IS THE MEANING OF LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING!

[Returnofthejedi1000]

The Bat Credit Card made 42 accounts just to dislike this.

[rosebud204]

A BAT CREDDITTT CARRRD?!!

[AwayToSlay]

best NC moment ever XD

[MrJaxreid]

42 dislikes?!?! NOOO!! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!

[NaiTaiDai]

Nerd rage is funny.

[Mario60665]

THE TWO TOP COMMENTS ARE IN CAPS......YAY?!?!

[Katzelle3]

@Mario60665 HOLY SHIT, YES THEY ARE!!!

[solidsnake2340]

@Mario60665

he said he'd borrow it from bruce

[Mario60665]

@solidsnake2340 you replied to the wrong top comment

[solidsnake2340]

@Mario60665

my bad

[ToBaer]

@Mario60665 NO THEY ARE NOT!

[Mario60665]

@ToBaer THEY USED TO BE BEFORE SOMEONE FUCKED THEM UP

[ToBaer]

@Mario60665 I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE!

[Mario60665]

@ToBaer I WASN'T YELLING AT YOU, I WAS JUST TYPING IN CAPS TO MAKE PEOPLE THAT TYPE IN CAPS LOOK LIKE DOUCHEBAGS

[razorman715]

I can just see him trying to hold back a smile, lol

[ToniTheMink]

42 people own Bat Credit Cards.

[catgrenade12]

Robin doesn't have any money unless Batman gives it to him. Isn't this kind of stupid. What is Robin going to pay with?

[Capta1nBacon]

Wow now I really want a bat credit cards  for christmas.

[75flash]

They should've had batman use the bat credit card in Arkham City

[MrRoberto471]

1:04....You're Welcome

[LOLWUT421]

I always wondered why their costumes had nipples. Seriously, what the fuck.

[deuone]

how the fuck does robin even have that amount of money?

[spidermanrox1000]

@deuone well he is batmans adoptive son so he might be able to use a fair share of that money

[SixtailShadow]

@deuone i guess batman is his sugar daddy in this particular film

[Chewbacca7304]

@deuone get a loan from bruce

[killer92173]

@deuone In the movie, he says to Batman "I'll borrow it from you!"

[TheEastunder]

@deuone technically it's batmans so that makes the scene even more pointless

[SoraXRoxas123]

@deuone he said he'll borrow it from batman

[thelashers]

@deuone he has a bird credit card

[TheEastunder]

@deuone either a.) he's stealing it from batman

or b.)it's the inheritence money his parents left behind for him that lucious fox made buiness decisions with to turn into a vast fortune though not one on the level of batman

[rraazze]

@deuone It comes up in the movie I think. He makes a comment along the lines of "I'll get it from you"

Still doesn't make much sense though lol.

[JW637ify]

@deuone A Robin credit card

[shioriryukaze]

@deuone in the movie he tells Batman that he'll borrowit from him. such a unnecessary bs movie.

[LegionIscariot]

Card says:

BATMAN Good Thru: FOREVER GothCard.

GothCard huh? I'm more of a VISA.

[ember1k]

This movie is a stain! The bat credit card was so stupid. I mean, what if someone jacked batmans idenity? Even as a child this scene made me facepalm.

[Jhooks92]

NERD RAGE!!!!!!!



[WorldChallenge]

Is that MasterCard or Visa?

[Skull10]

@WorldChallenge It says "GothCard"

[ElGuerrillero8595]

In order to win the afghan war we must do the following:

1) Clear Afghanistan of all civilians and military personnel (only leaving the Taliban)

2) Surround Afghanistan with billboards and speakers advertising Bat Credit cards.

3) Release the Critic and let him take care of the whole situation.

[Cardinals314]

I have a debit card that has a drawing of batman from capital one. I always think about Nostalgia Critic's reaction whenever I use it

[GmodCaboose56]

That scene didn't bother me, but it did make me laugh.

[rodders0223]

@GmodCaboose56

That scene made you laugh...really?!

[GmodCaboose56]

@rodders0223 I don't know why, seeing that scene now compared to when I saw it back in the day is funny to me. I mean, he's friggen Batman after all. xD

[devonray75]

A bat credit card? They gave him a bat credit card? They had the BALLS to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time A BAT CREDIT CARD?! NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

(20 Minutes later)

I apologize for that outrage. It was childish and immature. I just get a little peeved when I see one of my childhood icons carrying A BAT CREDIT CARD! YOU BASTARDS! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU! YOU'LL GET MY GAS!

(1 hour later)

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU! YOU'LL ALL DIE!

[GoodVsEvil1314]

The absolute funniest Nostalgia Critic scene EVER!

I was literally out of breath the first time I saw this!

[VsxRexio]

1:07 I KILL YOU ! I KILL YOU ! - Achmed :)

[VsxRexio]

I AGREE WITH HIM ! BAT-CREDIT CART SUCK !

[cytorakdemon]

Brave and the Bold's Batman has "Bat-Amnesia-Spray"

[SCOPESEEKER]

anyone else notice the blood on the guy at 1:19?

[SammEater]

Somehow I think this would be perfect in the Adam West's Batman series. :P

[SoyKing]

@SammEater along with suicidal porpoises, foam conventions and the banana pen.

[JoeyAdamsTAW]

Anybody who doesn't understand the humor behind this is an idiot. Why would BATMAN! A crime fighter who keeps his identity concealed have a credit card that would have ALL OF HIS INFO, clearly tracing him back to who he really is. DOES NOT COMPUTE!! RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YA!

[Aaronwiles]

A Bat Credit Card ? You Bastards, I will kill, I will kill all of you, you will get the gas ! OMG This is Freaking Hilarous Stuff. Thank God for NC

[darkjury]

THEY HAD THE BALLS TO GIVE ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERHEROS OF ALL TIME, A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!

[mets2128]

@darkjury NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

[kzrollzable]

ugh u gotta love nc ';D

[DeepEye1994]

He should put the Bat Credit Card scene as the number 1 of top 11 mindfuck moments. Because it's so fucking ODD!!! Also this scene is a Big Lipped Alligator Moment if you think about it.

But seriously, just look at those colourful lights in the porocess. It looks like a fucking acid trip!

"We were somewhere around Gotham City, on the edge of the wide camera angle, when the drugs began to take hold."

[Sephirothwolf]

@DeepEye1994 Another point is surely the paper trail for the card would lead right back to bruce wayne... why doens't he rjust keep a wallet in the batmobile like in Forever when he needed Drive-Thru

[Blueseasbk]

NOOOOOOOOO BAT CREDIT CARD THEY ALL MUST SUFFER LOL

[tomclancy008]

i like how the credit card says "Batman Forever" on it

[igorperunovic]

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU!?

I laughed so hard! :D

[talktal]

a bat credit card? more like a BAD credit card. ahahahaha! thumbs me up people! make that the top comment

[CurseCreep]

Off to Arkham with you critic

[MrCrossoverer]

37 people have Bat Credit Cards

[blizrfiz]

What's wrong with a credit card that has a bat on it?

[EP1KCAMPER]

Rihanna?! they gave eminem a contract.....with rihanna....they had the BALLS to get one of the greatest singer of all time..a contract....WITH...RIHANNA?!?!

*Inhales* NOOOOO! NOOOOOO!!! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!!!!!!! im sorry...that was childish and immature...i just get really PEAVED when i see one of my favorite singers singing with *inhales* RIHANNA! YOU BASTARDS! I`LL KILL YOU!

[lolwut3k]

why is this only showing my views?

[AndyCOBHC]

love how it cuts out at the end

[MultiKarmacharger]

Pretty sure if Batman was real, some bank or another would make an un/official bat credit card.

[BrandonsThaughts]

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD WILL YOU AHHH ILL KILL ALLL OF YOU

[MrEriklenn]

RAPE MY CHILDHOOD, WILL YOU?!

[ABOhiccups]

Can you talk about A Bat Credit Card? 1:05

A Bat Credit Card! 1:16

[BadJamHistory3]

Timic83 says he's moving on.... and yet he is still here. Dude, suck it up, get a life and go away, yeah?

[whaowman]

Adam West: "Seven million!...Never leave the cave without it."

Much better.

[timic83cinemassacre]

Stupid meme, NC sucks, moving on.

[SgtZaqq]

@timic83cinemassacre stupid troll; moving on.

[timic83cinemassacre]

@SgtZaqq The nostalgia critic is the troll here.

[SgtZaqq]

@timic83cinemassacre ah nope

[ambskater97]

@timic83cinemassacre wrong

[timic83cinemassacre]

@ambskater97 THe critic needs to die and stop making up memes that aren't even worth saying once.

[RadarKat73080]

Poison Ivy? I don't think that's what that itch is!

[LostFaithChoi]

lmao@"never leave the cave without it"

[CRhetoric1]

I wonder if there's anybody in the world who actually likes Batman & Robin over Batman Begins...

Or maybe Superman IV over the original...

[NewSuperAvenger2]

@CRhetoric1 i think B&R is my favourite comedy(as in parody of 60's tv-show)

[CRhetoric1]

@NewSuperAvenger2 I'm a huge Schwarzenegger fan as well, so I was like "Hell yeah! Two things I like in the same place!" Upon leaving the theatre that grim summer evening in '97, I got my first lesson in how everyone and everything in life will eventually let you down.

[dorkydorkone]

i swear to god if i had a bat credit card and that psycho grabbing the nostalgia critic was around me id jump up and down, and say FUCK YOU AND GO GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[MrJCool5000]

His attitude wasn't childish and immature, the Bat Credit Card was.

[PureMadness]

My next credit card will be Batman themed.

[eulogy64]

notice it says it's good thru "forever".

batman... forever?

you can't be serious :(

[jackmcslay]

"Gothcard" Damn, Batman is so dark his credit card is a goth

[FluffisHamster]

"Rape my childhood will you!? You'll all DIE!"

I just can't stop laughing at this one.

[TheFlamingDoh2]

BAT CREDIT CARD

*plays video*

He's the Nostalgia critic, and he remembers it so you don't have to!

[DreadLordBalnazaar]

I have a DOCTOR DESTROYER credit card... turns any total price of what I buy to 0. It DESTROYS the price.

[phaphachboy]

I like how there's blood on the guy that's trying to calm him down's shirt

[urpocumoB]

(sniff) A BAT CREDIT CARD?! YOU BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!

[MrAmerica1995]

My brother told me that the Nostalgia Critic sucks balls today.

How do I get rid of the weapon?

[sorakun555]

@MrAmerica1995 Just hire NC to kill him. He'll aim his gun and shoot through the screen like he did with Linkara. No evidence.

[6000NoobTube]

@MrAmerica1995 By shoving it through your notochord. Now would you kindly pull the trigger if you are not a paralyzed?

[phoenixfirex]

DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!

[LoneSWarrior]

Can someone explain this in a nutshell of why he freaks out? I'd really appreciate it.

Because all I can gather is that Credit Cards are the bane of humanity or something.

[micheal1528]

@LoneSWarrior because they mad his favourite superhero a joke

[GodShadowdeath]

@micheal1528 but it came in use a justice league episode and was cool.

[Carnagevenomtoxin]

@LoneSWarrior Because to the Nostalgia critic it didn't make sense that Batman a hero that kept all info about himself secret would have a bat credit card around to buy things hence the outrage.

[sonofdark18]

rape my childhood will you? and not even bother using protection?

[R3NC011]

temper

[R3NC011]

dude you have angerb issues

[Nameless164]

You know what else is stupid? Robin is bidding with Bats' money. If Robin was a multimillionaire he wouldn't have needed Bruce to take care of him after the death of his parents in Forever.

[MrBLUERANGERHERO]

WHOA!!!!!!! That was un called for. It's not that bad.

[owensentis]

I in all honesty I have know idea what's so bad about a (card that shall not be named)

[topgear1138]

This is the single most idiotic moment in any Batman movie, cartoon or comic book.

[HelloFade2]

a bought a lot of fish today with my bat credit card, but i got locked in the freezer, and was i frozen today? Of course!

[LostInPhilly89]

@HelloFade2

You sir, just won the Internet!

[Robi2009]

@HelloFade2 HelloFade2 will live. He was saved by CHUCKAAAAAAA NORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!

[Sariface18]

@HelloFade2 but what about boomer?!

[HelloFade2]

@Sariface18 Boomer will live, thanks in big part to Chuck Norris.

[qwame100]

@HelloFade2 your ACTING is perfect TIMING!!!!

[KristenAngel1416]

@HelloFade2 BUT WHAT ABOUT BOOMER!?

[PheonixRising2988]

@KristenAngel1416 BOOMER WILL LIVE!!!!

[KristenAngel1416]

@PheonixRising2988 *throws hands in the air and squeals*

[dancagurli]

I love how it says "GothCard" in the bottom right hand corner

[darkhorn92]

wow my dad acted like that when we first saw the movie on video, he really had a mager fit because he's a big DC fan

[KlaymenDel]

Chris Nolan have to put Bat-credit into Dark Knight Rises to piss some people off =)))

[93SuperSonic]

Anyone notice at 0:27 that the Batman credit card has "Batman Forever" written on it?

That's a very celver reference to Batman Forever.

Anyone else agree?

[NonstopRam]

@93SuperSonic I wonder why the nostalgia critic hate it so much?

[Cluedo1994]

they had the BAWLLSS!!!

[SnoopyVsTheRedBaron]

33 people own a Bat Credit Card.

[Tarik360]

Is it just me or is the doctors coat getting redder the more he "helps" the Critic?

[Animatic121]

@Tarik360 Dude, I never noticed that! LOL

[nAtespOOny]

BEst outrage ever!

[bfstall1]

epic face epic face epic face epic face jizz in my pants nostalgia critic

[jasonmontes1492]

All of your videos are super hilarious and I just subscribed to your channel! I’d love to hear your thoughts on a movie called “Discover the Gift.” The cinematography and music in that movie is just too good. Can’t wait until to see your next vid!

[DoctorsK9]

@jasonmontes1492 Just so you know, the person who runs this account is not the Nostalgia Critic. If you want to watch his whole videos go to ThatGuyWithTheGlasses. :)

[EdgeShed5853]

33 people had the balls to give one of the greatest superheroes of all time a bat credit card.

[MrZeroCore]

33 people have a Bat-Credit Card.

[EuromanMovieReport]

0:25 wasn't there a Mastercard commercial back in the day?

[TheKhfreak2]

33 people had their childhoods destroyed

[InnerFood]

33 dislikes??? does not compute!!!! does not compute!!!! i'll kill all of you

[RandomUsername010]

I raped the replay button.

[Dim4323]

a bat credit card

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