Stewart Lee - Belligerent footballers (HQ)

[parkfarmmob]

should've been:

"The violence is thought to have been facially motivated".

[rankthis]

jimmy hill likes mallards

[weirdcitykid]

Who went to find Scotts post...lol.

[SuperBobster10]

"All people that are involved in the business of football or play football or go and support it or watch it on television or even know anything about it are filthy reactionary scum!"

As a big football fan I found this bit brilliantly hilarious and laughed so hard!

[CodeTwo2]

This won't BE funny in a few years. Soon enough, saying "chinny", "fatty" or ANYTHING will be considered incorrect & offensive... all part of the fifty year plan to make expressing an opinion almost impossible.

[XBR4Da]

A man was beaten to death in Hull las night, the violence was thorght to be chin motivated.

[sintua]

so THIS is how you do a funny straight man.

[nacrank]

@LancashireHotpot27 Good of you to share your back with the world tho :)

[nacrank]

@LancashireHotpot27 Not sure why you're telling the world this. Are you perhaps seeking reassurance that you are not a racist?

[LancashireHotpot27]

i say nigger (not very often at all) but say black cunt relatively often, however im not racist.

[oscarbaanders]

@LancashireHotpot27 good for you!

[thisisacunt]

@LancashireHotpot27 well of course you are why not just say cunt

[LancashireHotpot27]

awsome, not so good now tho

[belisariusorb]

chin-on-chin violence

[larry149]

how did he come up with 'velvet owl.' It's also good to see a comic who is completely unfraid to say the word 'nigger' as he understands it's about context. It really makes u wonder when there proffesional comedians who don't understand the difference, and have to childishly tip toe round the word or completely fuck up a la Kramer.

[1978deus]

@larry149 It's not because those comedians don't understand the difference; it's because they're only interested in money.

[chinahands100]

big ron was a total twat but the pc bridge do close down arguments..with the race card.

if you do agree with us your a racist.

well fuck them.

[Pepotamo1985]

@chinahands100

PC bridge...I think you mean PC brigade.

I'll give you racist, and raise you illiterate fucking moron who doesn't even know the liberal cartel he claims he's trying to fight.

[chinahands100]

@Pepotamo1985 oops touched a nerve..thanks for the abuse

so i have a different opinion so im a moron..whatever

[Pepotamo1985]

@chinahands100

Not at all. You're a moron because you're illiterate, paranoid and angry at something you can't spell and don't understand. Oh, and you know nothing.

Pretty good grounds for you being a moron and me referring to you thus. Fuck you.

[chinahands100]

@Pepotamo1985 and you my friend..are a very silly person who thinks you can win an argument by abusing people...and you think that makes your point valid?

[1990chinito]

"chin on chin violence"

roflmao

[GravityofReality]

disagree? welcome to cunt land ;)

[nightside242]

Wasn't the context in which Ron Atkinson used it to describe what people would say about the player, rather than his own verdict of him (was it Desailly he was talking about)? I hope that was the reason he used it, just wondering if anyone is the wiser on the topic.

[MrsPopeJohnPaul]

i cringed every time stewart said the 'n' word.

conversely, i also laughed hysterically at every other word in the clip.

bravo mr lee.

[spuddy83]

@MrsPopeJohnPaul When used in context of displaying the ugliness of racism I dont think the word should be exempt.

[trigeminus93]

"No he isn´t Stew! He is nice. He is like a velvet owl!"

[metallicafish]

what a commie fucker

[chalkus]

@metallicafish what a thick twat you are

[uchoobusername1980]

"Gary Lineker is sexually aroused by the idea of obese children dying."

Funniest line ever.

[UncleSqualid]

'Call me a square, from the past...'

I love how he combines intelligent observation with extreme childishness.

Win.

[TheIkaraCult]

"Woke up this mornin'...

Ive got a big chin"

[PaMcDonagh]

5:09 is golden

[Richmarkhill78]

So, thank you Jimmy for making me feel normal again and if you ever want to run for prime minister you'd get my vote any day, ahead of those fat cat tossers who currently sit in power and let our country go to waste.

Regards

me

[alanmarsden]

Ha, I had doubted the existence of "Scott's post", I thought it may have been made up. Thanks for posting. "Thank you Jimmy for making me feel normal again". Brilliant.

[Richmarkhill78]

Sometimes it takes some one like Jimmy to say the things he has to make people realise we are not all racists or Nazi's and in fact our present day government and pressure groups are in fact running a campaign not dissimilar to that of McCarthy in the US in the 50's only we are not talking Communism now we are talking them accusing people of being Facists.

[swolage]

I doubt you are a fascist, but you clearly are a racist fuckwit

[Richmarkhill78]

Are you retarded? I copied and pasted Scott's original post from Jimmy Hills website, these aren't my thoughts - idiot. So everyone that gave me the thumbs down I suggest you read carefully in future.

[Richmarkhill78]

It really does seem to be if you say anything about this you are labelled and called a racist, though most of my friends and family feel the same and from talking to other I relly don't think I am am in a minority. Please note I honestly have not ties with any far right groups, in any way shape or form.

[Richmarkhill78]

I espically agree with his views that England is rapidly becoming no more a land which is populated by genuine English people born here. Please don't get me wrong I am no Nazi or Zenaphob as the pressure groups or government would have you believe I am just someone who was born in this country and see it going to pot now, because we have let to many foriegners enter, but more importantly we have let them stay

[Richmarkhill78]

*Full transcript of Scott's post"

You know until yesterday I thought Jimmy Hill was a complete moron/twat/git what ever you want to call him, who really didn't have a clue. BUT after watching the channel 4 documentary on his life, I must admit my whole impression of Jimmy has changed.

[thaddeuslowe]

Never has one man achieved so much in the field of self-righteousness.

[londonoverground]

it's alright to self-righteous so long as you are right.

[malismad]

You are one lazy, thick, nigger.

[chimesoffreedomflash]

"Woke up this morning...... Gotta big chin"

Genious

[bazzabaz]

I can't watch a walkers crisps advert anymore without thinking about this.

[Linkinbassist]

Best opening line ever.

Love this guy...

[25manorpark]

Nah, the best line was "...sexually aroused by fat children dying"

Fucking hilarious

[RecalcitrantBiznis]

This guy is a genius. Taking comedy to a level achieved by no other.

[dwtheprof]

this is great.