How To Get Laid: Smelling Good Ep. 2

[HuffyxJunior]

I know this is a really old video, but how I put on my cologne. squrt the wrist, then rub them together, then drag the wrist down the side of the cheek bone, all the way down to midway of thigh. it gets em all the time.

[NoodleBees]

Whats the name of the model in the thumbnail.... lol

[LionScopes]

AXE Ball Scrubber FTW! :P

[coryhed]

knock off the taco lips its creepy and perverted

[krisreckner]

vid failed

[ahatla888]

I love u David

[PS3Addict01]

holy shit i failed at the deo part i put a tone. 

[sharky820]

The picture of the video is HOT!!!! And just to let you know that's I don't know her first name but her last name is Atkinson. Daughter of rowan Atkinson A.K.A Mr Bean that's right MIND FUCK

[imasocrispy]

HOLY FUCK THIS WAS POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY :)

[boyviet9x]

dude ur awesome

[thagodfather007]

dude i use the same cologne as you and it was give to me as a gift too!

[choronoz92]

awesome David. I love your tips although I am a lil too late to find out. Hehehehe!

[MirathGames]

when i showered last time? 1 hour ago

[E62510]

212 by Carolina Herrera.....nuff said.

[fdsafdsafs]

i showered right before watching this vid

[joseph20092k9]

soooooooooooooo sorry but non have worked why ?

[Silwerzz]

my hairgel smells like candy.... :/ idgaf tho cuz then i just spray it a little with axe and BOOM, it smells fkn PERFECT!

[UrCommentsFail]

You are fuckin hilaaaaarious

[battymanization]

lool u are funny lol now that your pits are smelling like a boss lol u dnt want to spray so much god damn clone that skanks from 6 blocks away can smell you. and the best one. When using the 3 piece combo tho dnt over spray they shuld be light sprays like, a little pshhh a little pshh not BOOM BOOM. hahaha OMG great advice tho more vids!!

[MirathGames]

my dad buys shampoo/bodywash to me and himself awsome :)

[ZurionHD]

I just took shower.

[chinkneesftw]

@DavidBrownTV is "Unforgivable Cologne for Men by Sean John - 15 Ml" the cologne you use?

[WLOfails]

pair of unwashed sweaty balls xD

been there done that.

[DarkStar1O9]

Lol!

[MrKongking141]

ok david brown heres my situation, im a sophomore. last summer i tried to get out of the friend zone with this cute girl, she said sure, changed her mind and went for another guy, we still friends sorta. my problem? i don't know where to go from here :-/ do i date hoes or find a REAL girl?

[EAsports1997]

I showered 1 hour ago

[DoctorCrb]

The last time I showered was a

[ken6x]

last time i showered....hmmm about 5 years and 4 months

[Cartermel]

and whoever showers the night before school or anything. You're a fucking dumbass.

[LolCats42]

@Cartermel fuck, im a dumbass...

[hockeybrat95]

Get clinical strength deodorant, If you get that then it never ruins shirts(If you let it dry a little bit before you put on the shirt.) And that shit last forever.

[yoimHoHo]

playboy hollywood always gets compliments. "sex on budlight"

[TheMrLukeeee]

I USE SEAN JOHN UNFORGIVABLE IT WAS GIVEN TO ME AS A GIFT TOO! omg

[ImKuffd]

Bro don't forget about your teeth don't want your shit smelling like fucking shit

[1990banks]

showered 20mins ago :D bedtime shower ;P

[gleekflaglue6345789]

good one

[ken2go2]

i see boobs, i klick

[chinkneesftw]

@davidbrowntv hey david, does it really matter what body wash you use?

[MegaAdott]

who is the girl in the thumbnail

[CraineGames]

:I He must get all the ladies...

[KyRedneck89]

My fav is Obession by ck

[bosswalter100]

If you thunk it smells whack send that shit back!!

[bosswalter100]

If you think it smells whack send that shit back!!!

[charlo427]

i had an extremely nice black t-shirt but then i accidentally spilt bleach on it.. i was like FML

[bumbacluts]

Yeah! we use the same cologne lol

[MrACEMAN360]

i Reccomend Mombo calone its cheap and u can get it from Walmart however it smells expensive

[runningmike333]

"You may think you smell fine, but don't kid yourself. You smell like SHIT.

[bugler505]

what body wash, deodorant, and colon would you recommend?



[xOJaYz]

@bugler505 cologne you should get are 21, Cubano Gold, A.E, Ed Hardy or usher (Ed hardy, Cubano and Usher go for $20-40 but Ed hardy and Usher go for $40-80) and deodorant, the best ones (IMO) are Old spice and right guard.

[simoncastano]

Dude...legit ur style is awesome. just came to know of u like..a couple days ago from the suggested vids...and man. worst gf stage 12 cilnger..story of my (ex) life..lol btw...lovin' the the pink taco recipe vids so far... keep up the awesome work!

[shrdictatorship]

I've seen 1000's of girls date the biggest loser guys, and stinkiest, butt ugly guys before, real shit bags, real fat schlofs.

[shrdictatorship]

I've saw a stinky, homless crack black nigger in the hood, with dinosaur feet, that did not shower in 3 months in the 90 degrees summer heat, after he sweated everyday, in a strip club, with strippers giving him a lap dance, and he didn't even pay them. This dude also got laid before. Not much, but he did get laid.

[jamesricharddevine]

@JMort95 yes that's bad

[LioNOHEart]

where is the boobies?

[jo054hncena]

not of your busnis@LioNOHEart 

[LioNOHEart]

@jo054hncena

its everyman busniss lol

[JMort95]

haha , when ever i sit down in class someone always says it smells like weed. is that bad?

[TheGodofspeed]

Axe Touch body wash, get it, smells awesome!

[MrNeight9]

brb, gotta shower

[pilgramy]

How To Get Laid: make a video playing cod and talk about pussy you don't get.

Funny vid though.. What's your gamer tag?

[sonicman1100]

i shawored 5 minetes ago

[LunaBlade88]

Axe <3 smelling good (:

[goglesduhh]

thumbs up if this video made u want to take a shower NOW.

[zmanKT]

also put on some lotion cause that shit moistures cracky ass skin smooth and smells fucking good

[That0neN00b]

does wane brady have to joke a bitch?

[harleybob10]

thumbs up if you realized that this video is the same as the how to become popular in school video.

[SecretAsianMan457]

thumbs up if ur here because u wanted to see boobies

[xGumbonutx]

Its Mr.beans daughter

[Gramis2131]

I'm 14 and have not had a girl friend I think after watching all this videos I'll have one

[iiTheUltimateJord]

Your vid thumbnail is my phone screensaver ;D

[arshiaamali23]

he should do one on oral/mouth.

like this so he does it !!!!!!

[playingwithfirehurts]

Who's the model on the thumbnail?

[ChoocHoWNsU]

dude, seanjohn unforgivable is an after shave hahahha

[carapar114]

lots of Hyperboles in this tutorial, ya know, extremely exaderated expressions.

[tisBenG]

Whose in the thumbnail?

[carapar114]

@tisBenG good question

[BertBarcheez]

dude you are so fucking funny. subbed. happy b-day

[nicolereb0ja]

hilarious dude!

[Rsplayer235]

thanks i just got laid

[Daveey95]

hehe he's funny :)

[Byerr7]

leet likes

[TurnoverAbid]

"smells like a pair of smelly unwashed balls" made me choke on my cereal

[ninjadude620]

Bro, I Have Long Ass Hair, Alot Of Babes Say It's Sexy, And Others Say I Needa Cut It. I'm Thinking About Cutting It, But I Don't Know About It. Should I?

[raywiliamjohnsonsdad]

@ninjadude620 Bro cut it! I had long ass hair and some chicks and even I thought it looked beast. I just tried something new and i cut it short. It looks WAAY better. Upto you W.E.

[AlexSkates33]

@ninjadude620 It's Kinda Annoying When You Capitalize Every Word.

[ninjadude620]

@AlexSkates33 That's Just How I Write

[TheShaun6666]

lol choke the bitch out

[ONSCR33N]

dude quit calling it a taco! XD lmfao it sounds so gross especially mom's taco :S, call it a fucking vagina or a pussy XD but no one wants to smell good for there taco XD :P

[CampyTheKid]

gemma atkinson <3

[LIllf2015]

i do 4. Wrist, neck, chest, spray on shirt.

[15thursty]

hey. i love you

[CraZyAZNAL3X]

MISSILE SCENTED LOVE! LOL!

[MrBrotherhood77]

Thank you bro. This series is awesome.

[djcraig1992]

After you died i paused, and now im writing this, and bout to leave, L2 PLAY SOME CoD!

[mikemcfc2009]

it worked !!!!!!

[nathaniel1220]

LOL this shit is funny

[youdude40]

Can axe body spray work as a cologne?

[mrHeydere]

@youdude40 haha thats middle school shit

[IZZYAHERO]

I was taking a shower grab the body wash look at the bottle and see flowers on it *sigh* last time my mother picks my body wash

[1gamerxrock]

wen will u do and open lobby on ps3

[cOdgAmM3r]

i watch this video after every shower!

[iMrKronic]

dude did you completely forget about hair???

[AnotherBrownKid]

does axe work? please help david thanks

[qpidschkhold]

@AnotherBrownKid NO

[getdembitches1211]

@AnotherBrownKid hey man axe fuckin sucks dick its cheap and the body wash kinda smells girly use old spice and for cologne use addias or some polo that will get bitches all over ya

[AnotherBrownKid]

@getdembitches1211 so am i supposed to have body spray and cologne on at the same time? thanks i appreciate it.

[getdembitches1211]

@AnotherBrownKid no man but if you are in gym and u just got out and you are all smelly it is good to have a can of old spice body spray

[AnotherBrownKid]

@getdembitches1211 and what if you wernt at the gym? then dont use body spray?

[getdembitches1211]

@AnotherBrownKid no body spray is more of a thing to cover up a bad smell or like dirty clothes

[trinidude112]

hey david do you know peter chao??

[xxasianxxninjaxx]

@trinidude112 No shit he does know him.. hes is one in his videos in MrChaoNation.

[Rullst0l]

David, could you give me some advice? Im 13 years old and im about to start in the 7:th grade here in Sweden. :) and theres this girl, she has huge tits for our age and she's kinda hot but she's not the hottest but i love her tits haha ;), i play two sports so i have trainings 4 times a week + one match in each sport so if i get together with her i dont know if i'll have so much time for her. Please answer and give a Young bro like me some advice btw, im ur biggest fan :D

[ajdaballer1]

@Rullst0l I'm his biggest fan >:O. Wow big tits for grade 7.... dont let her get away.

[yugiohming]

@ajdaballer1 i dont really care for tits >.< i just want to know if a girl is hot thats all. if shes hot then i go for her. simple.

[ajdaballer1]

@yugiohming true.

[cOdgAmM3r]

david bro its my birthday... i have always wanted to play cod with you and it was my birthday wish so please make it come true bro ! :)

[cOdgAmM3r]

thumbs up for irish spring!

[odstmiller12345]

" I want to smell so good when I walk past a girl she dies of Suffocation"

[hxy32167]

wtf am i talking about. you are skilled dude. like your COD vids. thumbs up

[hxy32167]

you smiles like my grandma, she smiles good LOL

[calecrotty]

Miami playboy is da bomb

[cOdgAmM3r]

david im a fucking pro i smell fucking great bro

thumbs up for irish spring smelling great

[CharlesTheNub]

Can you leave the links to the products you use to smell good?

[94ProductionZ]

Sometimes I lay on the ground and pretend im a carrot

[mrguitarman151]

lol ''dont kid yourself'' ''you smell like shit'' thats so funny

[seteg96]

Lmao!!!!! "You dont want to choke a bitch out...."

[x0mb1]

KILIMANJARO !

[RX921]

david I have allergies and im allergic to most popular colones what shoyld I do?

[weckliz]

@RX921 Let the girls smell your manliness

[flubber68]

You were dead on with this bro! I did everything you said and the first thing I heard when one of the girls came in was "mmmm something smells good"

[iBlackBeast]

ill favourite it if u tell me the song at the end :P

[MrAwesomesauceman]

omg david! the intro is the best ;)

[joemamayes1]

I only clicked because of the thumbnail... 

[kakashi2987]

Chuck Norris uses steal wool as a loofah :)

[byDualityy]

your reading all that from a paper, i can hear that :D

[ericbombardier]

Hey didn't I see you in Columbia Station last night midnight? hahah Couldn't smell you though.

[bignig93]

the thumbnail is sooo misleading lol

[webaward]

i like it when you say OOOoo boudywash...

[theHACCA]

david I'm not hating, I'm advising .

you should upload 2videos per week and one of them should be funny story and the other this tips and tricks to get some bitches .

why? because I'm an adult dude... and i know how to score some bitches I subscribed because of your funny stories not because of this. I know a big part of your audience is under 16 but I'm sure you have a good percentage of adults in your subscribers that like your old dating series . so that's why I gave this advice .

U agree?

[BTruongz]

MORE MORE MORE.

[clamowners3]

'you dont wanna choke a bitch out' rofl dats funnny lol nyce vid bro ;]

[HARDPROMOZ]

*SHAMPOO: Head & Shoulders (i dont know wut its called but its blue)

-this shampoo makes ur hair smell good and it look smooth and healthy

*BODYWASH: Oldspice: Fiji

-the most boss'est smell (yes i made up that word)

*DEODORANT: Axe: Chocolate (chix LUV THIS SHIT MAN)

-it smells pretty dope and it actually works and stays long

BODY SPRAY/COLOGNE: playboy: Miami body spray & aberconbi & fitch

TRUST ME U DO THIS SHIT! U'LL BE A BOSS!

[ScorchArtist]

Werrd axe duz the job for me, and they got axe evrything fuckin deodorant body wash shampoo and body spray its lyk axe heaven when u go to the aisle

[troyMLG]

Fuck cologne. Axe Twist is the shit bro.

[MrTuRtLeHeAd1]

I was the 1,000th like! Fuck yeah keep up the good work Davidbrowntv ily<3 btw your in my sub box cuz your awesome no homo....well maybe a little lol

[JugaProductions]

Like if u watch the video then hearing what he had to say lol

[tissuebox52]

Stop playing games.

[littlejr555]

Body Wash: Ivory

Shampoo: Axe Shampoo+Conditioner

Deoderant: Old Spice Swagger + Anti Perspirant

[allofstrife]

ummm.....cologne? shower 5 mins, deodorant, cologne, ur set.

[sixteenbitten]

Total virgin. You have no clue how to get laid big guy.

[CalIMeCoffee]

@sixteenbitten your the one watching it broo haha!

[sixteenbitten]

@CalIMeCoffee Hey, I'm not claiming to be a player like David is. This video is just a load of BS 'broo' - at least the first 30 seconds that I endured.

[blubird243]

This was perfect. nuff said

[owned2hell]

You know how to get laid? Get the fuck off games and go outside. AKA Get a LIFE.

[videostrategyguy1000]

@owned2hell He does get out a lot and he has a job

[owned2hell]

@videostrategyguy1000 And who the hell are you? His boyfriend?

[BrownCookieBoy]

Never trust a sexy thumbnail thats got a boy name as an account...

[Johnny5sWorld]

Awesome vid brody!

[dragonkm1]

chengman sent me

[FunnyAzns]

ooh woops didnt hear that :P

[FunnyAzns]

What kind of Deoderant do you use?

[YouNiggaFuck]

Calvin Klein Eternity Summer, I put this shit on and I have about 8 chicks that i see at the club all the time that come and start grinding me and smelling me and saying how good i smell and of course a few randoms every night aswell all are hot aswell, Just trying to help the bros buy this shit its a win! :P

[Aleks18CA]

am i "G"? i be musty ass fuck and still be fuking bitches! where my medal???

[willkill007141]

you've gotta use paco rabanne 1 milion it's the best

[masterofvagina1]

same gameplay from last video?

[Jenema09]

This was too funny. Really makese wonder how many guys will do this ;)

[MrBuckmoney6]

YOU GOTTA USE HOLLISTER CALIFORNIA! I GET COMPLEMENTED BY EVERY SINGLE GIRL WHO WALKS PAST ME