I would have gone and got my money back before he came out.
I can spend 9.99 on a few watermelons and smash them over my head. Sure I'll be spending more than a ticket to a Gallagher show, but it will be more fun.
Gallagher is a pr*ck and a has-been. Used to love the guy. Saw him live recently and he is seriously, sadly unfunny now. Talk about "Stuck in the 60s!"
I would comment on how all the whiners saying what a dick Gallagher is for telling some drunk asshole hecklers to shut up need to try dealing with a heckler themselves, but that would get nothing but fucktards telling me how stupid, retarded, or gay I am. Don't believe me watch how many comment this one get from dipshit who have nothing better to do than insult rather than just change the video they're watching.
@Hexed4Life God, what a retarded comment. You are obviously an extremely ugly, gay lowlife who whose mom's probably a whore and dad a drunk. You probably pork farm animals too. Don't mind me I'm a fucktard who comes up with brilliant assumptions about your lifestyle and interests, let me know if I left an insult out (by the way this is pure irony if it hadnt occured to you)
gallagher was and is funny as hell.drunks aren't funny...thier pathetic.
the great george carlin use to say,i really like people...but for only about one minute.then i'm outta there,because of all thier stupid bullshit.just look at some of the stupid bullshit comments left here as example.
There's another video of this same thing on another profile. You can hear it better. You can also hear the hecklers better making dorks of themselves.
On another note everybody. Entertainers have been known to pull an ANDY KAUFMAN bit several times FOR negative attention. It gets them in the news. And it's entertaining at the same time? How can I prove that? Look how many times this video has been uploaded. Look at how many views each video has. (Talking about this particular one). He's getting so much free exposure. Those hecklers MIGHT have been paid actors or in his own team.
That moron that was heckling and then got his feelings hurt is the real dork. How embarrassing for him for getting up and walking out. Mongoloid. Those people were basically yelling out "HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME I WANT YOUR ATTENTION WHERE IT'S NOT WARRANTED!!!" They were spoiled kids that never had discipline growing up. "LOOOOK AAATTT MMEEEEEE!!!!" Good for Gallagher for EVERY WORD he said. On the flip side, I could also see how this was purposely done as a viral attempt for publicity.
Saw him last night at the Boulton Center...He resorted to gay and ethnic jokes because his material is based on comic props.He kinda sucks.The minute his act got into trouble it was audience abuse time...Go home Gallagher.
Hmm..so we paid you to smash fruit and you are going to give us a lecture on the etiquette for quietly being hit by chunks of watermelon? Then he is really going to be a dick to someone wearing a splash protector? He is like that guy who picks on old people in nursing homes.
@LondonDisperses So you're admitting in your own post that you've never heard the guy, never will, and your basing your judgement off him reacting to a bunch of disrespectful people that showed up? Your loss and your ignorance. He has a ton of funny stand up routines, and not smashing fruit.
@hootyhaha I am basing my judgment of of his rudeness here, yes. And input I've read from people who've seen him. I have no beef with you, bro -- I just dislike comedians with this attitude/shtick. I'm entitled to my opinion, dude.
Gallagher is a racist asshole that needs another HEART ATTACK to kill him so his brother can take over the act again. He was better anyways. RON GALLAGHER is the talented one and his mother loves him. Leo is an asshole.
what a giant fucking loser i only found out about this arsehole b/c i googled a list of the top 100 comedians of all time and he was number 100. i dont see how he even qualifies as a comedian
@911BeganTheEndOfGod He keeps evolutionarily challenged retards amused for an hour which limits the time they have to rape their own daughters. He has done a great service to humanity.
The self-destruction of Gallagher is great entertainment. Guy's been touring for 30 years and, does he have any HBO special coming? Nope. Anything on Comedy Central? No. Playing any big theatres in Vegas or Atlantic City. No chance. he plays shithole towns that no one's ever heard of before and, when he does make it to the big cities, he's not in mainstream venues. He's the very definition of a "has been" and he treats club management, local media and anyone who doesn't bow to him like garbage.
looks like he told the truth to me. Those people didn't belong there if they couldn't shut up for the comedian and the rest of the audience. I didn't see any "alienation"
Misleading title and description: it hardly looks like an alienated audience to me. In fact, only the drunken assholes he had trouble with seemed alienated - everyone else just went right along with him.
I hope he uses this experience to make fun of people who interrupt him when he's just trying to do what he does. Don't like him live? Then go home and watch TV and shut up!
I'm not sure why Gallager thinks its ok to pretend he's George Carlin now he's dead.
This shit is really dark. And I can't believe this loser still gets gigs. He's not funny, he's just a crazy, mean, insecure, prick who took too much acid thirty years ago and would probably just be on the streets talking this shit if he hadn't been busy grindin' breaking watermelons on couches on tv when that was next level shit.
@555V555able Carlin wouldn't have let these people get to him. You could have talked all the way through Carlin's show, and he would have just kept going., or talked louder. He never had to tell people they "ought" to respect him, he just HAD their respect.
@Cinemastique He has dealt with people talking...The difference is that he has told them to shut the fuck up and then kept being funny...Gallagher wasn't funny from the start
i dont care what comedian your going to go see, if you dont have the open minded sense of humor to take the jokes they may present you shouldnt go, and if you dont like what they are saying you should have the fucking respect to leave quietly and not ruin everyone elses time and fuck up the comedians performance.
This isn't the Gallagher I'm used to. But some people in the audience have no respect. Why pay to go to a comedy show if they want to ruin it? They could have just shut up, drink their drinks and laugh.
yeah he's bitter but who wouldnt be with assholes disrespecting you in the front row. People have no idea that it requires hard work and concentration to do a good comedy act.
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I found the rest of this show. The person who posted this one should have shown the whole thing. The other video was right by the stage. THE DRUNK WAS REMOVED BY STAFF for trying to come after Gallagher, and the majority of the crowd was on GALLAGHERS SIDE. You can hear it very clearly. Look at "Gallagher tells it like it is".
Gallagher is the most unfunny successful comedian working today, which would be forgivable if he were a decent human being, but he's not. He's a douche.
@simonistic you and "dutch need to be kicked off of YouTube for your racist comments.
As for those ripping on Gallagher, he is a brilliant comedian, I would venture to guess that most of the haters are too stupid to understand his humor, don't have any idea what common courtesy is, and probably would be just like the drunk jerk in this video.
@EmmaIsabelBB yes his haters are too stupid to understand "I'm going to hit this watermelon with a hammer". "i'm going to say something about fags" It's really highbrow.
@Forkfoot He is absolutely HORRIBLE. The most bitter and jaded old bastard I've ever met. I used to be a huge fan and have seen him about 4 times in the 80's. When I saw him a couple years ago he did THE EXACT SAME JOKES FROM 25 YEARS AGO. I shook his hand and told him, "Just wanted to say I voted for you." Instead of a thank you or a joke in return he barked back, that he got 100,000 votes or whatever. It seemed he was actually bitter that he lost.
he was exactly right. quite frankly, why would people be so stupid to buy tickets, sit in the front, and not even watch the show. they shoulda stayed home and spent that money on more alcohol
i have seen this mans show. NO OTHER Performance is such behavior allowed..No music concert, theater, Movie...NOTHING. And to say its "funny" to WRECK paying customers fun....Is WRONG!!! I WILL TELL YOU NOW...if I Paid to see this man and SOME STUPID DRUNK WHITE MAN was acting a fool...Id whip his ass and go to jail.
His only sin is that he's no longer relevant. So very sad for those of us who remember those great Showtime specials. Some even called him a comic genius.
He needs to learn that, at his age, he should just be nice and let people love him for who they think he is rather than who he really is.
You pay to see a live comedian, you shut up. I doubt that this was the first time they were being loud. You get enough of that as a performer, I don't blame him.
What I dont understand is who made it okay to go to a comedy show and heckle the comedian.Im guessing artards around the world are waking up and deciding they are going to be part of a comedy act no matter what it takes.
Saying he's a legend of comedy is like saying Andrew Dice Clay is a legend of comedy. Just cuz you sucked for years but managed to keep sucking into old age, doesn't mean you don't still fucking suck.
He use to be a great guy, and his old performances are still some of my favorites, but now... Well, he's this. It could have stopped very early on, he showed the guy, but he had to keep going. He's bitter now, and it sucks.
I think he really was one of the best comedians ever. The problem with him was he did stand up way too much, and got very bitter about it all, yet he still insists on performing. I saw him a while ago, and the show sucked, he acted just like this, just a total douche, not funny. I wish he'd just chill out and do what he used too but....like i said he's way to old and bitter now.
On one hand I don't like the whining about the interruption, on the other hand he has a great point - why is it considered remotely acceptable to ruin the show for the rest of the people? Everyone who paid did not pay to have some entitled dimwit contribute their wit and slowdown the performance. So I do agree with him but I didn't like the lecture - tough spot to be in.
I met Gallagher in Las Vegas 3 years ago. He was very cool and intelligent. He told me about what he had been doing off the stage. He had been working on humanitarian projects & has very pro-family values. The next day I ran into him again & he recorded a personalized voice mail for me at my request!! I'm glad to see a performer "sack up" to inconsiderate people who are talking & ruining the entertainment for everyone around them. Give respect = Get respect !!
@ESOTERICKPLAN No, your doctrine is more along the lines of Suck dick= Get dick sucked.
Gallagher spent 5 minutes away from his "busy" life on the D-list of has-been (or more accurately, never-were) comedians to shake your hand and stroke his failing ego.
The man is an unfunny racist who was balding in his "prime". There was no where to go but down from the onset. The fact that you like him speaks volumes about your comedic tastes. I bet you have a tattoo of Carrot Top on your back.
@dopplesoldners My doctrine is objectively ascertaining the situation! Gallagher was providing the entertainment that the audience had payed good money to see; & a couple of inconsiderate people were ruining the show for everyone siting by them. Your awareness, or approval of Gallagher's legendary status isn't a requirement of its existence!! Have a adult help you log-on to his schedule and take a look at the 8 shows he has booked in may!! P.S.only had the tattoo to cover up your moms name.
@ESOTERICKPLAN Your acknowledgment of a shitty comedian's career isn't proof of a "legendary status", either. The man jumps around on a couch for an hour and demands people to pay him for it.
I've little else to say to you regarding the matter. Your tattoo retort was executed with precision; it is unfortunate I did not see the merit in the rest of the reply.
@dopplesoldners Tom Cruise bought the copyright for couch jumping on TV. However smashing fruit with a mallet & throwing out people that are talking to loud was up for grabs so he uses that in the show!
@HandyMan101 I wasn't there, though. I just had to waste 30 seconds on his shit video to know I wouldn't like it. So, I didn't pay, I didn't lose out. You failed to explain how his customers didn't suffer that same fate, though, seeing as how they did.
@HandyMan101 Also, I said the man jumps on a couch for an hour and demands people to pay him for it. Sorry, but that is exactly what he does. If you make it to the point in the show that you would expect the man to perform comedy, then it is already too late. He demands of you something that is not worth the value you put down for it. He doesn't demand it outright; he simply demands it among those who have paid.
@HandyMan101 If a mechanic of 25 years fails to fix my car, is it on me for expecting quality from a veteran and receiving irritability in its stead?
Not everyone knows Gallagher's act. That was the flaw of your last reply. In fact, the man is bad enough to qualify for being outright forgotten by enough people that they had to suffer through him twice just to get the point.
@HandyMan101 They actually do have that "right", as we are miraculously handing out rights without any providential jurisdiction on the matter. You believe a performer has the right to put on a shitty performance for paying customers? That's fine.
I believe the customers have a right to hoot and holler at a bad "comedian" they paid money to see.
You'll have to take your ball and go home to shift yourself from the bias you've manifested thus far. Stop telling me about "rights".Who granted them?
@HandyMan101 1/3 of the votes on this video were thumbs down.
Given the bias that people search for shit they generally already know to like, where does this place your theory about Gallagher, hindsight being 20/20?
@HandyMan101 The people who pay for his show have a greater chance of being predisposed to his brand of comedy than a person stumbling upon it by accident. I lost the argument how? For pointing out the difference between his objective and subjective popularity? People who go to shows and spend money to see morons always pretend they're having a good time. On Youtube, a free viewing gets an honest rating.
Disputes aren't decided when one tells the other he's lost. Are you four years old?
@HandyMan101 The people who pay for his show have a greater chance of being predisposed to his brand of comedy than a person stumbling upon it by accident. I lost the argument how? For pointing out the difference between his objective and subjective popularity? People who go to shows and spend money to see morons always pretend they're having a good time. On Youtube, a free viewing gets an honest rating.
Disputes aren't decided when one tells the other he's lost. Are you four years old?
@HandyMan101 Right, as opposed to a stranger at the Gallagher show.
This is a futile endeavor. You fail to understand that people who pay to see a Gallagher show are predisposed to enjoy his idiotic comedy. The people who see it for free are a better judge of its worth.
If you disagree with that or think that MY argument is flawed, I implore you to explain your rationale. You imitate a toddler by retorting with "your argument is pathetic", itself a pathetic argument.
@dopplesoldners if you don't understand that a person going to a place, paying money for a show, and staying there, has more value than your "thumb vote" on youtube, then your more far gone than I originally thought.
@dopplesoldners I could show you a tape of a man taking a shit in the woods, and you'd somehow try to convince me that he took a piss because people on youtube said so.
@HandyMan101 "I could show you a tape of a man taking a shit in the woods, and you'd somehow try to convince me that he took a piss because people on youtube said so."
That was never my argument at all actually. You change my words and then call my argument pathetic; a clever straw man if there ever was one.
I don't see why he gets so bitter. I'm going to try an open mic soon and if people odn't like me I'll just move onto the next joke. The audience should stay relatively quiet but they don't owe any comic REVERENCE which is what he seems to be asking for.
@indianajoe219 Comedy IS art, I do not dispute that. But Gallagher is kind of pop art... Not nearly as good as the masters. He'll always just be "That guy who smashes fruits."
Go back and actually watch his shows completely through. The guy actually gets really deep on a lot of topics and makes you look at them differently. Isn't that the definition of art?
@indianajoe219 I cannot honestly say Gallager has ever made me think or look at things differently. I can respect your opinion. If you like Gallagher, that's cool. Comedy is so subjective.
Everyone on here saying Gallager is being an asshole are the exact kind of people he's talking about. It seems anyone under the age of 25 has no damn standards. There is nothing more irritating than when you go to a show, movie, etc and there is someone who will not shut the fuck up. Why should one or two people be allowed to ruin everyones time. That's why this country is in trouble. People want to cater to the minority, not the majority and no one wants to call people out. BRAVO Gallager!!
@indianajoe219 ... I dunno about Bravo Gallagher, but yeah I think the society model is accurate. Maybe not fully, but there is a vague reference. Form your own opinions!
In 1997 I met Gallagher outside of SeaTac airport in Seattle. He was standing with another guy, both eating fast food and tossing the garbage right on the sidewalk. When I went up to talk to him, he called me a piece of shit and forced me to the ground with the hamburger in his hand. This guy is truly worthless!
And he wasn't that funny. And the fruit thing was played out and dumb. Where is Daniel Tosh when you need him.
rameh1983 1 day ago
He did this in Pensacola too. We weren't sure if he was serious or not. He was really stuck on a rant in this one.
rameh1983 1 day ago
I would have gone and got my money back before he came out.
I can spend 9.99 on a few watermelons and smash them over my head. Sure I'll be spending more than a ticket to a Gallagher show, but it will be more fun.
shabido1 1 month ago
Gallagher is a pr*ck and a has-been. Used to love the guy. Saw him live recently and he is seriously, sadly unfunny now. Talk about "Stuck in the 60s!"
Drh2069 1 month ago
I miss the Gallagher of yesterday way back in the 80"s. Loved watching him then.
SCIONIZER 5 months ago
TheAmericanOriginal = First genius to prove my point, anymore takers that wanna make themselves look like an ass. :)
Hexed4Life 5 months ago
Legend of comedy is right. Chaplin, Keaton, Marx Bros, Python, Kafka, Wilde, Shakespeare, Gallagher. A very elite list
eminemdisstopia 5 months ago
I would comment on how all the whiners saying what a dick Gallagher is for telling some drunk asshole hecklers to shut up need to try dealing with a heckler themselves, but that would get nothing but fucktards telling me how stupid, retarded, or gay I am. Don't believe me watch how many comment this one get from dipshit who have nothing better to do than insult rather than just change the video they're watching.
Hexed4Life 5 months ago
@Hexed4Life God, what a retarded comment. You are obviously an extremely ugly, gay lowlife who whose mom's probably a whore and dad a drunk. You probably pork farm animals too. Don't mind me I'm a fucktard who comes up with brilliant assumptions about your lifestyle and interests, let me know if I left an insult out (by the way this is pure irony if it hadnt occured to you)
TheAmericanOriginal 5 months ago
he could have kept it simple but insisted on giving the daddy lecture.
XD they are all dicks, the comedian included.
sidar87 5 months ago
Legend of comedy? You smash fruit, bro.
seamorgh21 6 months ago 11
see below for another example of people and thier stupid bullshit.how right george was.
bully3477 6 months ago
Bitter old hack. Hope he dies soon.
0prahTV 6 months ago
gallagher was and is funny as hell.drunks aren't funny...thier pathetic.
the great george carlin use to say,i really like people...but for only about one minute.then i'm outta there,because of all thier stupid bullshit.just look at some of the stupid bullshit comments left here as example.
bully3477 6 months ago
There's another video of this same thing on another profile. You can hear it better. You can also hear the hecklers better making dorks of themselves.
texformer 6 months ago
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On another note everybody. Entertainers have been known to pull an ANDY KAUFMAN bit several times FOR negative attention. It gets them in the news. And it's entertaining at the same time? How can I prove that? Look how many times this video has been uploaded. Look at how many views each video has. (Talking about this particular one). He's getting so much free exposure. Those hecklers MIGHT have been paid actors or in his own team.
texformer 6 months ago
That moron that was heckling and then got his feelings hurt is the real dork. How embarrassing for him for getting up and walking out. Mongoloid. Those people were basically yelling out "HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME I WANT YOUR ATTENTION WHERE IT'S NOT WARRANTED!!!" They were spoiled kids that never had discipline growing up. "LOOOOK AAATTT MMEEEEEE!!!!" Good for Gallagher for EVERY WORD he said. On the flip side, I could also see how this was purposely done as a viral attempt for publicity.
texformer 6 months ago
Saw him last night at the Boulton Center...He resorted to gay and ethnic jokes because his material is based on comic props.He kinda sucks.The minute his act got into trouble it was audience abuse time...Go home Gallagher.
johnnyd63 7 months ago
@johnnyd63 You just proved that you've never watched a full show. You most likely just said that based off a faulty Family Guy reference.
hootyhaha 6 months ago
Hmm..so we paid you to smash fruit and you are going to give us a lecture on the etiquette for quietly being hit by chunks of watermelon? Then he is really going to be a dick to someone wearing a splash protector? He is like that guy who picks on old people in nursing homes.
Revolution2pointO 7 months ago
He kept making fun of a fat 13 year old. when he was in Green Bay.
drivnuhome 7 months ago
@drivnuhome Yeah and I heard he kept making fun of animals in shelters too. You dork with your false accusations.
hootyhaha 6 months ago
Yeah, this guy sucks. Never heard of him before; never gonna pay attention to him again.
LondonDisperses 8 months ago
@LondonDisperses So you're admitting in your own post that you've never heard the guy, never will, and your basing your judgement off him reacting to a bunch of disrespectful people that showed up? Your loss and your ignorance. He has a ton of funny stand up routines, and not smashing fruit.
hootyhaha 6 months ago
@hootyhaha I am basing my judgment of of his rudeness here, yes. And input I've read from people who've seen him. I have no beef with you, bro -- I just dislike comedians with this attitude/shtick. I'm entitled to my opinion, dude.
LondonDisperses 6 months ago
@LondonDisperses He didn't have the bad attitude until those drunks finally pushed him over the edge. He didn't just start the arguement right off :)
hootyhaha 6 months ago
Gallagher is a racist asshole that needs another HEART ATTACK to kill him so his brother can take over the act again. He was better anyways. RON GALLAGHER is the talented one and his mother loves him. Leo is an asshole.
TheValleyGuy 8 months ago
what a giant fucking loser i only found out about this arsehole b/c i googled a list of the top 100 comedians of all time and he was number 100. i dont see how he even qualifies as a comedian
911BeganTheEndOfGod 8 months ago
@911BeganTheEndOfGod He keeps evolutionarily challenged retards amused for an hour which limits the time they have to rape their own daughters. He has done a great service to humanity.
devourerofbabies 8 months ago
Oh great....& I'm opening for him today.
bajovato 8 months ago
i don't get it. are they for Gallagher are all mad at him?
cheeslover 8 months ago
hes acting like a crotchety old man~ very upsetting.
BonzaiBillie1 8 months ago
The self-destruction of Gallagher is great entertainment. Guy's been touring for 30 years and, does he have any HBO special coming? Nope. Anything on Comedy Central? No. Playing any big theatres in Vegas or Atlantic City. No chance. he plays shithole towns that no one's ever heard of before and, when he does make it to the big cities, he's not in mainstream venues. He's the very definition of a "has been" and he treats club management, local media and anyone who doesn't bow to him like garbage.
AskWlat 8 months ago
looks like he told the truth to me. Those people didn't belong there if they couldn't shut up for the comedian and the rest of the audience. I didn't see any "alienation"
HRSMB 9 months ago
Misleading title and description: it hardly looks like an alienated audience to me. In fact, only the drunken assholes he had trouble with seemed alienated - everyone else just went right along with him.
galathonredd 9 months ago
"nobody has any standards"
your show involves hitting watermelons with hammers!
cCreaturesMusic 9 months ago
"Legend of comedy", is he serious?
uprightking 9 months ago 2
What a great way to control the crowd, you unfunny hack. Smash your sack with that hammer so you don't contaminate the rest of the world!
CertifiedGooner729 10 months ago 2
where is carrot top!!! where is carrot top!
DRUMMERMAN77 10 months ago
This makes me sad. I wished that I had never watched this.
MisterFlaherty 10 months ago
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CertifiedGooner729 10 months ago
Lol seriously people get upset WAAAAAAY to easy.
ThePBnJStudio 10 months ago
baby's first heckler
KoolDudester 10 months ago
What a depressingly angry little man.
HankTh3Dwarf 10 months ago
lol imagine dying while smooshing watermelons for attention
Comprised 10 months ago
What a profound loss.
govern0r 10 months ago
move on,it's not 1980
lunchmeat400 10 months ago
fuck you gallagher
raderw311 10 months ago 4
This guy sounds like hes talking to a bunch of 8 year olds
flipout62 10 months ago
Met him at an airport once. He's a total prick.
Bigredcfr 11 months ago 5
A ticket doesn't buy you the right to hurl insult's..........esp lame-o drunk people.
1961slam 11 months ago
"you people!"
WhatDoUThinkOfThat 11 months ago
I hope he uses this experience to make fun of people who interrupt him when he's just trying to do what he does. Don't like him live? Then go home and watch TV and shut up!
captaindan1000 11 months ago
He used to be funny...but I agree people shouldn't interrupt the guy just because they don't like him.
HarpoSpoke 11 months ago
I'm not sure why Gallager thinks its ok to pretend he's George Carlin now he's dead.
This shit is really dark. And I can't believe this loser still gets gigs. He's not funny, he's just a crazy, mean, insecure, prick who took too much acid thirty years ago and would probably just be on the streets talking this shit if he hadn't been busy grindin' breaking watermelons on couches on tv when that was next level shit.
555V555able 11 months ago 3
@555V555able Carlin wouldn't have let these people get to him. You could have talked all the way through Carlin's show, and he would have just kept going., or talked louder. He never had to tell people they "ought" to respect him, he just HAD their respect.
Cinemastique 11 months ago
@Cinemastique He has dealt with people talking...The difference is that he has told them to shut the fuck up and then kept being funny...Gallagher wasn't funny from the start
WeaponXXIV 10 months ago
what a lame-o
teskio 1 year ago
he just bored the shit out of everyone there haha. Reminds me of Algebra class in high school haha.
kruunk1 1 year ago
i dont care what comedian your going to go see, if you dont have the open minded sense of humor to take the jokes they may present you shouldnt go, and if you dont like what they are saying you should have the fucking respect to leave quietly and not ruin everyone elses time and fuck up the comedians performance.
xXGodsEnemyXx 1 year ago
This isn't the Gallagher I'm used to. But some people in the audience have no respect. Why pay to go to a comedy show if they want to ruin it? They could have just shut up, drink their drinks and laugh.
InDeAskY1 1 year ago
awwwww
000GamerJar 1 year ago
Where's the Legend of Comedy in this video? I kept waiting for him to come out after Gallagher announced him, but he never showed.
CountryRoadTrip 1 year ago 2
yeah he's bitter but who wouldnt be with assholes disrespecting you in the front row. People have no idea that it requires hard work and concentration to do a good comedy act.
miamigroove 1 year ago
"legend of comedy"?????? who was he talking about??? really??? oh, what a prick.
cstviz 1 year ago
He sounds like a pissed off substitute teacher.
94jg 1 year ago 46
@94jg You're Funny LOL
drxcreatures 1 year ago
@wwwtotalitaerde sorry got ur name wrong... My bad
pmoran420 1 year ago
@totalitaerde thumbs down :( let the torture continue!
pmoran420 1 year ago
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wwwtotalitaerde 1 year ago
@wwwtotalitaerde what the fuck
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wwwtotalitaerde 1 year ago
Awesome! Gallagher is great!
Divinezoo 1 year ago
I found the rest of this show. The person who posted this one should have shown the whole thing. The other video was right by the stage. THE DRUNK WAS REMOVED BY STAFF for trying to come after Gallagher, and the majority of the crowd was on GALLAGHERS SIDE. You can hear it very clearly. Look at "Gallagher tells it like it is".
EmmaIsabelBB 1 year ago
hey dutchkillman....... take your racist attitude someplace else. what is with the jewish hate??
EmmaIsabelBB 1 year ago
gallagher went on waaay too long...he ruined things worse than the hecklers
trenchrun 1 year ago
What a tool.
hawkbern 1 year ago
Gallagher is the most unfunny successful comedian working today, which would be forgivable if he were a decent human being, but he's not. He's a douche.
Forkfoot 1 year ago
@Forkfoot what is he jewish or friend with jews?
simonistic 1 year ago
@simonistic Shut the fuck up.
Forkfoot 1 year ago
@simonistic you and "dutch need to be kicked off of YouTube for your racist comments.
As for those ripping on Gallagher, he is a brilliant comedian, I would venture to guess that most of the haters are too stupid to understand his humor, don't have any idea what common courtesy is, and probably would be just like the drunk jerk in this video.
EmmaIsabelBB 1 year ago
@EmmaIsabelBB yes his haters are too stupid to understand "I'm going to hit this watermelon with a hammer". "i'm going to say something about fags" It's really highbrow.
DaKewlJamal 1 year ago
@Forkfoot He is absolutely HORRIBLE. The most bitter and jaded old bastard I've ever met. I used to be a huge fan and have seen him about 4 times in the 80's. When I saw him a couple years ago he did THE EXACT SAME JOKES FROM 25 YEARS AGO. I shook his hand and told him, "Just wanted to say I voted for you." Instead of a thank you or a joke in return he barked back, that he got 100,000 votes or whatever. It seemed he was actually bitter that he lost.
jwatson626 1 year ago 3
Gallagher is a punk
tgm00sehead 1 year ago
this is ridiculous. both performer and audience are ridiculous
billini6 1 year ago
honestly, i probably would've left too. just for the fact that Gallagher and the drunk audience members killed the vibe of the show.
dirtysailor49 1 year ago
To bad all comics don't say that shit..People are fucking jokes,can't hold their liquor and have to act like children!
BigEasy2979 1 year ago
@BigEasy2979 agree 100% and thats why i never drink.
brass76 1 year ago
he was exactly right. quite frankly, why would people be so stupid to buy tickets, sit in the front, and not even watch the show. they shoulda stayed home and spent that money on more alcohol
noucanthavemyfries 1 year ago
this is the opposite of comedy.
pepperdoc5 1 year ago 5
i have seen this mans show. NO OTHER Performance is such behavior allowed..No music concert, theater, Movie...NOTHING. And to say its "funny" to WRECK paying customers fun....Is WRONG!!! I WILL TELL YOU NOW...if I Paid to see this man and SOME STUPID DRUNK WHITE MAN was acting a fool...Id whip his ass and go to jail.
themysteryrapper 1 year ago
just say your jokes clown
fightme10s 1 year ago
tell your jokes
pattyk77 1 year ago
Gallagher is a gooood comedian. audiences are stuck up spoiled brat morons.
Jacklgf 1 year ago
"Shut up so I can back to my brilliantly clever act of hitting food with things!"
F33bs 1 year ago 44
@F33bs What have you done?
SChaos1701 1 year ago
@SChaos1701
His only sin is that he's no longer relevant. So very sad for those of us who remember those great Showtime specials. Some even called him a comic genius.
He needs to learn that, at his age, he should just be nice and let people love him for who they think he is rather than who he really is.
Ecgwald 11 months ago
You pay to see a live comedian, you shut up. I doubt that this was the first time they were being loud. You get enough of that as a performer, I don't blame him.
kpweaver27 1 year ago
What I dont understand is who made it okay to go to a comedy show and heckle the comedian.Im guessing artards around the world are waking up and deciding they are going to be part of a comedy act no matter what it takes.
Ratacon2004 1 year ago
Shut up and smash a watermelon!
TotalDousche 1 year ago 2
this is sad....you dont handle hecklers like this....
MDizzle3282 1 year ago
He actually referred to himself as a legend...pure balls...
2jetskis 1 year ago
shouldn't a 'legend of comedy' know how to handle this situation?
mitch hedberg handled hecklers so much better and was funny while doing so.
he is a comedy legend, and comedy hero.
Drmofothegreat 1 year ago 2
i wish he would sledge every fucker in that room that wouldn't shut up.
lol. and then he could smash peanutbutter in a pie tin. that shit is classic.
Gallagher = smashed watermellons.
Kramer = smashes fried chicken. <------------ racial joke. get it? get it?
sitdownmarty 1 year ago
@sitdownmarty no.... lol. I don't get it....lol dee lol lol. sorry. lol.
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lol.
but peanutbutter being smashed! lol! super lol! lol lol lolololololol! Who doesn't lol when someone (lol) smashes peanut butter with a (lol) hammer?
Jinsai 1 year ago
Dying is easy.
Comedy is hard.
Having to watch someone die on stage is harder.
CrandMackerel 1 year ago
"The ultimate sin of any performer is contempt for the audience." - Lester Bangs
Skylinesandsunsets 1 year ago
Sad hack.
nickweston 1 year ago
Saying he's a legend of comedy is like saying Andrew Dice Clay is a legend of comedy. Just cuz you sucked for years but managed to keep sucking into old age, doesn't mean you don't still fucking suck.
allthatisandeverwas 1 year ago 2
@allthatisandeverwas The dice man was cooler than this hack.
ConanTheAntFarmer 1 year ago
This is a depressing video.
GoblinGirl 1 year ago 3
Screw a great big hairy bunch of that guy. Something went rotten inside him, he used to be so lighthearted and... well... entertaining.
gumbydammit99 1 year ago
Gallagher is actually a racist, homophobic, misogynistic asshole... basically a Ted Nugent who smashes fruit instead of shooting guns.
Seriously, do a Google search. He flaunts it.
publicservant7 1 year ago
you find it funny and so do I
kwallin75 1 year ago
He use to be a great guy, and his old performances are still some of my favorites, but now... Well, he's this. It could have stopped very early on, he showed the guy, but he had to keep going. He's bitter now, and it sucks.
Fluffball176 1 year ago
Now who's ready to smash some fruit?
theballer04 1 year ago 2
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that's why you shut the fuck and laugh
GameStar1300 1 year ago
what a fkn crybaby.
DonaldFournier 1 year ago
hey Id be bitter too having to deal with retards all those years.
dopebozoish 1 year ago
worst comedian ever
savemyplaylist 1 year ago
I think he really was one of the best comedians ever. The problem with him was he did stand up way too much, and got very bitter about it all, yet he still insists on performing. I saw him a while ago, and the show sucked, he acted just like this, just a total douche, not funny. I wish he'd just chill out and do what he used too but....like i said he's way to old and bitter now.
AnonTbomb 1 year ago
I'm still waiting to see something interesting from this guy...
He's utterly boring, and a big prick.
LemmingAttack 1 year ago
unfortunately he just wasn't clever enough to deal with the audience ...
roodllib 1 year ago
stop bitchin and smash a watermelon asshole
dbeezycentex 1 year ago
On one hand I don't like the whining about the interruption, on the other hand he has a great point - why is it considered remotely acceptable to ruin the show for the rest of the people? Everyone who paid did not pay to have some entitled dimwit contribute their wit and slowdown the performance. So I do agree with him but I didn't like the lecture - tough spot to be in.
Chronomorte 1 year ago
I met Gallagher in Las Vegas 3 years ago. He was very cool and intelligent. He told me about what he had been doing off the stage. He had been working on humanitarian projects & has very pro-family values. The next day I ran into him again & he recorded a personalized voice mail for me at my request!! I'm glad to see a performer "sack up" to inconsiderate people who are talking & ruining the entertainment for everyone around them. Give respect = Get respect !!
ESOTERICKPLAN 1 year ago
@ESOTERICKPLAN No, your doctrine is more along the lines of Suck dick= Get dick sucked.
Gallagher spent 5 minutes away from his "busy" life on the D-list of has-been (or more accurately, never-were) comedians to shake your hand and stroke his failing ego.
The man is an unfunny racist who was balding in his "prime". There was no where to go but down from the onset. The fact that you like him speaks volumes about your comedic tastes. I bet you have a tattoo of Carrot Top on your back.
Tool.
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners My doctrine is objectively ascertaining the situation! Gallagher was providing the entertainment that the audience had payed good money to see; & a couple of inconsiderate people were ruining the show for everyone siting by them. Your awareness, or approval of Gallagher's legendary status isn't a requirement of its existence!! Have a adult help you log-on to his schedule and take a look at the 8 shows he has booked in may!! P.S.only had the tattoo to cover up your moms name.
ESOTERICKPLAN 1 year ago 2
@ESOTERICKPLAN Your acknowledgment of a shitty comedian's career isn't proof of a "legendary status", either. The man jumps around on a couch for an hour and demands people to pay him for it.
I've little else to say to you regarding the matter. Your tattoo retort was executed with precision; it is unfortunate I did not see the merit in the rest of the reply.
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners Tom Cruise bought the copyright for couch jumping on TV. However smashing fruit with a mallet & throwing out people that are talking to loud was up for grabs so he uses that in the show!
ESOTERICKPLAN 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners He doesn't demand pay
people choose to pay
people choose to go to his show
if you can't respect the act, then you don't belong there.
gallagher is 100% right.
HandyMan101 1 year ago
@HandyMan101 I wasn't there, though. I just had to waste 30 seconds on his shit video to know I wouldn't like it. So, I didn't pay, I didn't lose out. You failed to explain how his customers didn't suffer that same fate, though, seeing as how they did.
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@HandyMan101 Also, I said the man jumps on a couch for an hour and demands people to pay him for it. Sorry, but that is exactly what he does. If you make it to the point in the show that you would expect the man to perform comedy, then it is already too late. He demands of you something that is not worth the value you put down for it. He doesn't demand it outright; he simply demands it among those who have paid.
You pay before seeing the show.
He decides how much he rips you off. Not you.
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners lol
yea cause people who know his act don't know what they pay for beforehand.
Dude, He's done the same show his whole life.
If you dont' know what your paying for, its on you. Not him.
HandyMan101 1 year ago
@HandyMan101 If a mechanic of 25 years fails to fix my car, is it on me for expecting quality from a veteran and receiving irritability in its stead?
Not everyone knows Gallagher's act. That was the flaw of your last reply. In fact, the man is bad enough to qualify for being outright forgotten by enough people that they had to suffer through him twice just to get the point.
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners Everyone has the right to demand a refund for a bad performance.
Everyone does not have the right to talk in the middle of a show and ruin it for other people
If you honestly think he sucks and you got ripped off, you can demand your money back.
and if the owners of the establishment don't refund your money, then you can file a small claims suit.
You do not however have the right to be a rude fuck face, which these people obviously were doing.
HandyMan101 1 year ago
@HandyMan101 They actually do have that "right", as we are miraculously handing out rights without any providential jurisdiction on the matter. You believe a performer has the right to put on a shitty performance for paying customers? That's fine.
I believe the customers have a right to hoot and holler at a bad "comedian" they paid money to see.
You'll have to take your ball and go home to shift yourself from the bias you've manifested thus far. Stop telling me about "rights".Who granted them?
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners a minority does not have the right to ruin it for the majority
If the whole place was screaming at a bad show, that's one thing.
if a small minority is disturbing it for everyone that is something entirely different.
Stop letting your bias cloud your judgement.
You view this from a "he sucks so its ok to do anything" mentality.
try looking at it from a different point of view.
The vast majority of the audience was in support of his view about these people.
HandyMan101 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners a person can shout, but they can also be removed... there are rules in a private establishment.
And they were being violated.
HandyMan101 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners you speak as if it was a shitty performance as fact.
that is however, your opinion.
One you share with the minority of that audience.
HandyMan101 1 year ago
@HandyMan101 1/3 of the votes on this video were thumbs down.
Given the bias that people search for shit they generally already know to like, where does this place your theory about Gallagher, hindsight being 20/20?
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners haha
you point to youtube thumbs as a source?
How bout the fucking video of the people who were actually there?
Wow, you just lost this argument big time
HandyMan101 1 year ago
@HandyMan101 The people who pay for his show have a greater chance of being predisposed to his brand of comedy than a person stumbling upon it by accident. I lost the argument how? For pointing out the difference between his objective and subjective popularity? People who go to shows and spend money to see morons always pretend they're having a good time. On Youtube, a free viewing gets an honest rating.
Disputes aren't decided when one tells the other he's lost. Are you four years old?
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@HandyMan101 The people who pay for his show have a greater chance of being predisposed to his brand of comedy than a person stumbling upon it by accident. I lost the argument how? For pointing out the difference between his objective and subjective popularity? People who go to shows and spend money to see morons always pretend they're having a good time. On Youtube, a free viewing gets an honest rating.
Disputes aren't decided when one tells the other he's lost. Are you four years old?
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners No
If your too dense to see you have no argument then there's nothing I can do.
a vast majority of people cheering his points, and a small minority causing the problem.
On VIDEO TAPE. What more proof do you need? and you think youtube thumbs is stronger evidence? LOL laughable.
HandyMan101 1 year ago
@HandyMan101 You keep laughing at youtube thumbs as if people have a reason to lie from the safety of their own home.
If I saw a show I didn't like, I'd at least pretend I liked it so I didn't feel like such a tool.
This disconnect is eradicated online. Don't like, so you thumbs down and move on.
There was nothing you could do to begin with. You think Gallagher is funny. You are a lost cause.
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners You make an assumption that is the reason people vote.
Your somehow are able to read minds and know the intention behind a persons thumbs vote.
Amazing.. Where did you learn that ability.. And even if you were right, I'd trust the people who were at the event over an onlooker who wasn't there.
And the fact that you trust a stranger on the internet over the people who were actually cheering for him is beyond me.
HandyMan101 1 year ago
@HandyMan101 Right, as opposed to a stranger at the Gallagher show.
This is a futile endeavor. You fail to understand that people who pay to see a Gallagher show are predisposed to enjoy his idiotic comedy. The people who see it for free are a better judge of its worth.
If you disagree with that or think that MY argument is flawed, I implore you to explain your rationale. You imitate a toddler by retorting with "your argument is pathetic", itself a pathetic argument.
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners you have it backwards.
people who are willing to shell out money for a performance voted with their dollars.
which is a higher form of vote than a youtube thumb.
I don't know what your point is.
The people clearly enjoyed themselves, and a few people were causing an issue.
It's plain to see, its on VIDEO.
HandyMan101 1 year ago
@HandyMan101 "Higher form of vote".
You make up new arguments on the fly. Which constitutional republic were you referring to again, Demosthenes?
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners if you don't understand that a person going to a place, paying money for a show, and staying there, has more value than your "thumb vote" on youtube, then your more far gone than I originally thought.
HandyMan101 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners I could show you a tape of a man taking a shit in the woods, and you'd somehow try to convince me that he took a piss because people on youtube said so.
HandyMan101 1 year ago
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@HandyMan101 "I could show you a tape of a man taking a shit in the woods, and you'd somehow try to convince me that he took a piss because people on youtube said so."
That was never my argument at all actually. You change my words and then call my argument pathetic; a clever straw man if there ever was one.
dopplesoldners 1 year ago
@dopplesoldners your argument is pathetic.
HandyMan101 1 year ago
throw a rotten tomato at the dumb fuck.
meishern 1 year ago
LOL go Gallagher
Triththaus 1 year ago
I don't see why he gets so bitter. I'm going to try an open mic soon and if people odn't like me I'll just move onto the next joke. The audience should stay relatively quiet but they don't owe any comic REVERENCE which is what he seems to be asking for.
Norgano 1 year ago
Sad - I used to think he was pretty good - he's getting worn out although he does have a point about the diminishing of our American standards.
altazboy 1 year ago
@altazboy It's actually funny and he's absolutely right. Fuck the babies in the audience who can't handle being criticized.
protuberance 1 year ago
Gallagher... does art? Since when?
DrFlaxWebFLOO 1 year ago 2
Comedy is an art. Any sort of expressionism is art.
indianajoe219 1 year ago
@indianajoe219 Comedy IS art, I do not dispute that. But Gallagher is kind of pop art... Not nearly as good as the masters. He'll always just be "That guy who smashes fruits."
DrFlaxWebFLOO 1 year ago
Go back and actually watch his shows completely through. The guy actually gets really deep on a lot of topics and makes you look at them differently. Isn't that the definition of art?
indianajoe219 1 year ago
@indianajoe219 I cannot honestly say Gallager has ever made me think or look at things differently. I can respect your opinion. If you like Gallagher, that's cool. Comedy is so subjective.
DrFlaxWebFLOO 1 year ago
Go back and watch some of his Showtime specials. I'm not a huge fan of his, but he was deep for that time.
indianajoe219 1 year ago
according to you everytime i take a shit i create art
OrganicThumb420 1 year ago
Everyone on here saying Gallager is being an asshole are the exact kind of people he's talking about. It seems anyone under the age of 25 has no damn standards. There is nothing more irritating than when you go to a show, movie, etc and there is someone who will not shut the fuck up. Why should one or two people be allowed to ruin everyones time. That's why this country is in trouble. People want to cater to the minority, not the majority and no one wants to call people out. BRAVO Gallager!!
indianajoe219 1 year ago 3
@indianajoe219 ... I dunno about Bravo Gallagher, but yeah I think the society model is accurate. Maybe not fully, but there is a vague reference. Form your own opinions!
screenday1 1 year ago
This IS my opinion tool!!!!!!!!!
indianajoe219 1 year ago
@screenday1 These ARE my opinions. Just because I agree totally with what he says doesn't mean they aren't MY opinions as well.
indianajoe219 1 year ago
throw the fruit
DEACONAP4LOVE 2 years ago 2
funny the guy is being a turd wearing a garbage bag on his back
pattyk77 2 years ago
What a Turd
tflyer98 2 years ago
In 1997 I met Gallagher outside of SeaTac airport in Seattle. He was standing with another guy, both eating fast food and tossing the garbage right on the sidewalk. When I went up to talk to him, he called me a piece of shit and forced me to the ground with the hamburger in his hand. This guy is truly worthless!
HarrisonsFord 2 years ago
Hahahaha. I hope that's true because it'd be the funniest thing that ever happened, ever.
JoeDeceiver 1 year ago
"I have two stems in my heart."
denzelsnipes69 2 years ago