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  • And he wasn't that funny. And the fruit thing was played out and dumb. Where is Daniel Tosh when you need him.

  • He did this in Pensacola too. We weren't sure if he was serious or not. He was really stuck on a rant in this one. 

  • I would have gone and got my money back before he came out.

    I can spend 9.99 on a few watermelons and smash them over my head. Sure I'll be spending more than a ticket to a Gallagher show, but it will be more fun.

  • Gallagher is a pr*ck and a has-been. Used to love the guy. Saw him live recently and he is seriously, sadly unfunny now. Talk about "Stuck in the 60s!"

  • I miss the Gallagher of yesterday way back in the 80"s. Loved watching him then.

  • TheAmericanOriginal = First genius to prove my point, anymore takers that wanna make themselves look like an ass. :)

  • Legend of comedy is right. Chaplin, Keaton, Marx Bros, Python, Kafka, Wilde, Shakespeare, Gallagher. A very elite list

  • I would comment on how all the whiners saying what a dick Gallagher is for telling some drunk asshole hecklers to shut up need to try dealing with a heckler themselves, but that would get nothing but fucktards telling me how stupid, retarded, or gay I am. Don't believe me watch how many comment this one get from dipshit who have nothing better to do than insult rather than just change the video they're watching.

  • @Hexed4Life God, what a retarded comment. You are obviously an extremely ugly, gay lowlife who whose mom's probably a whore and dad a drunk. You probably pork farm animals too. Don't mind me I'm a fucktard who comes up with brilliant assumptions about your lifestyle and interests, let me know if I left an insult out (by the way this is pure irony if it hadnt occured to you)

  • he could have kept it simple but insisted on giving the daddy lecture.

    XD they are all dicks, the comedian included.

  • Legend of comedy? You smash fruit, bro.

  • see below for another example of people and thier stupid bullshit.how right george was.

  • Bitter old hack. Hope he dies soon.

  • gallagher was and is funny as hell.drunks aren't funny...thier pathetic.

    the great george carlin use to say,i really like people...but for only about one minute.then i'm outta there,because of all thier stupid bullshit.just look at some of the stupid bullshit comments left here as example.

  • There's another video of this same thing on another profile. You can hear it better. You can also hear the hecklers better making dorks of themselves.

  • That moron that was heckling and then got his feelings hurt is the real dork. How embarrassing for him for getting up and walking out. Mongoloid. Those people were basically yelling out "HEY EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME I WANT YOUR ATTENTION WHERE IT'S NOT WARRANTED!!!" They were spoiled kids that never had discipline growing up. "LOOOOK AAATTT MMEEEEEE!!!!" Good for Gallagher for EVERY WORD he said. On the flip side, I could also see how this was purposely done as a viral attempt for publicity.

  • Saw him last night at the Boulton Center...He resorted to gay and ethnic jokes because his material is based on comic props.He kinda sucks.The minute his act got into trouble it was audience abuse time...Go home Gallagher.

  • @johnnyd63 You just proved that you've never watched a full show. You most likely just said that based off a faulty Family Guy reference.

  • Hmm..so we paid you to smash fruit and you are going to give us a lecture on the etiquette for quietly being hit by chunks of watermelon? Then he is really going to be a dick to someone wearing a splash protector? He is like that guy who picks on old people in nursing homes. 

  • He kept making fun of a fat 13 year old. when he was in Green Bay.

    

  • @drivnuhome Yeah and I heard he kept making fun of animals in shelters too. You dork with your false accusations.

  • Yeah, this guy sucks. Never heard of him before; never gonna pay attention to him again.

  • @LondonDisperses So you're admitting in your own post that you've never heard the guy, never will, and your basing your judgement off him reacting to a bunch of disrespectful people that showed up? Your loss and your ignorance. He has a ton of funny stand up routines, and not smashing fruit.

  • @hootyhaha I am basing my judgment of of his rudeness here, yes. And input I've read from people who've seen him. I have no beef with you, bro -- I just dislike comedians with this attitude/shtick. I'm entitled to my opinion, dude.

  • @LondonDisperses He didn't have the bad attitude until those drunks finally pushed him over the edge. He didn't just start the arguement right off :)

  • Gallagher is a racist asshole that needs another HEART ATTACK to kill him so his brother can take over the act again. He was better anyways. RON GALLAGHER is the talented one and his mother loves him. Leo is an asshole.

  • what a giant fucking loser i only found out about this arsehole b/c i googled a list of the top 100 comedians of all time and he was number 100. i dont see how he even qualifies as a comedian

  • @911BeganTheEndOfGod He keeps evolutionarily challenged retards amused for an hour which limits the time they have to rape their own daughters. He has done a great service to humanity.

  • Oh great....& I'm opening for him today.

  • i don't get it. are they for Gallagher are all mad at him?

  • hes acting like a crotchety old man~ very upsetting.

  • The self-destruction of Gallagher is great entertainment. Guy's been touring for 30 years and, does he have any HBO special coming? Nope. Anything on Comedy Central? No. Playing any big theatres in Vegas or Atlantic City. No chance. he plays shithole towns that no one's ever heard of before and, when he does make it to the big cities, he's not in mainstream venues. He's the very definition of a "has been" and he treats club management, local media and anyone who doesn't bow to him like garbage.

  • looks like he told the truth to me. Those people didn't belong there if they couldn't shut up for the comedian and the rest of the audience. I didn't see any "alienation"

  • Misleading title and description: it hardly looks like an alienated audience to me. In fact, only the drunken assholes he had trouble with seemed alienated - everyone else just went right along with him.

  • "nobody has any standards"

    your show involves hitting watermelons with hammers!

  • "Legend of comedy", is he serious?

  • What a great way to control the crowd, you unfunny hack. Smash your sack with that hammer so you don't contaminate the rest of the world!

  • where is carrot top!!! where is carrot top!

    

  • This makes me sad. I wished that I had never watched this.

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  • Lol seriously people get upset WAAAAAAY to easy.

  • baby's first heckler

  • What a depressingly angry little man.

  • lol imagine dying while smooshing watermelons for attention

  • What a profound loss.

  • move on,it's not 1980

  • fuck you gallagher

  • This guy sounds like hes talking to a bunch of 8 year olds

  • Met him at an airport once. He's a total prick.

  • A ticket doesn't buy you the right to hurl insult's..........esp lame-o drunk people.

  • "you people!"

  • I hope he uses this experience to make fun of people who interrupt him when he's just trying to do what he does. Don't like him live? Then go home and watch TV and shut up!

  • He used to be funny...but I agree people shouldn't interrupt the guy just because they don't like him.

  • I'm not sure why Gallager thinks its ok to pretend he's George Carlin now he's dead.

    This shit is really dark. And I can't believe this loser still gets gigs. He's not funny, he's just a crazy, mean, insecure, prick who took too much acid thirty years ago and would probably just be on the streets talking this shit if he hadn't been busy grindin' breaking watermelons on couches on tv when that was next level shit.

  • @555V555able Carlin wouldn't have let these people get to him. You could have talked all the way through Carlin's show, and he would have just kept going., or talked louder. He never had to tell people they "ought" to respect him, he just HAD their respect.

  • @Cinemastique He has dealt with people talking...The difference is that he has told them to shut the fuck up and then kept being funny...Gallagher wasn't funny from the start

  • what a lame-o

  • he just bored the shit out of everyone there haha. Reminds me of Algebra class in high school haha.

  • i dont care what comedian your going to go see, if you dont have the open minded sense of humor to take the jokes they may present you shouldnt go, and if you dont like what they are saying you should have the fucking respect to leave quietly and not ruin everyone elses time and fuck up the comedians performance.

  • This isn't the Gallagher I'm used to. But some people in the audience have no respect. Why pay to go to a comedy show if they want to ruin it? They could have just shut up, drink their drinks and laugh.

  • awwwww

  • Where's the Legend of Comedy in this video? I kept waiting for him to come out after Gallagher announced him, but he never showed.

  • yeah he's bitter but who wouldnt be with assholes disrespecting you in the front row. People have no idea that it requires hard work and concentration to do a good comedy act.

  • "legend of comedy"?????? who was he talking about??? really??? oh, what a prick.

  • He sounds like a pissed off substitute teacher.

  • @94jg You're Funny LOL

  • @wwwtotalitaerde sorry got ur name wrong... My bad

  • @totalitaerde thumbs down :( let the torture continue!

  • My brother Markus Bott had been tortured during 5.5 years by the German BND,the former GESTAPO.I recorded more than 100 videotapes which ended up in the legal system.My brother was tortured 1.5 years while several legal procedures pending.He was assassinated on July 11th 2009 because of our homepage and our book Der Totalitäre Staat.If my homepage disappears,the BND will have assassinated me as well.BND snitchers are thumbing me down

    So thumbs up if you want the BND to stop torturing my parents

  • @wwwtotalitaerde what the fuck

  • Awesome! Gallagher is great!

  • I found the rest of this show. The person who posted this one should have shown the whole thing. The other video was right by the stage. THE DRUNK WAS REMOVED BY STAFF for trying to come after Gallagher, and the majority of the crowd was on GALLAGHERS SIDE.  You can hear it very clearly. Look at "Gallagher tells it like it is".

  • hey dutchkillman....... take your racist attitude someplace else. what is with the jewish hate??

  • gallagher went on waaay too long...he ruined things worse than the hecklers

  • What a tool.

  • Gallagher is the most unfunny successful comedian working today, which would be forgivable if he were a decent human being, but he's not. He's a douche.

  • @Forkfoot what is he jewish or friend with jews?

  • @simonistic Shut the fuck up.

  • @simonistic you and "dutch need to be kicked off of YouTube for your racist comments.

    As for those ripping on Gallagher, he is a brilliant comedian, I would venture to guess that most of the haters are too stupid to understand his humor, don't have any idea what common courtesy is, and probably would be just like the drunk jerk in this video.

  • @EmmaIsabelBB yes his haters are too stupid to understand "I'm going to hit this watermelon with a hammer". "i'm going to say something about fags" It's really highbrow.

  • @Forkfoot He is absolutely HORRIBLE. The most bitter and jaded old bastard I've ever met. I used to be a huge fan and have seen him about 4 times in the 80's. When I saw him a couple years ago he did THE EXACT SAME JOKES FROM 25 YEARS AGO. I shook his hand and told him, "Just wanted to say I voted for you." Instead of a thank you or a joke in return he barked back, that he got 100,000 votes or whatever. It seemed he was actually bitter that he lost.

  • Gallagher is a punk

  • this is ridiculous. both performer and audience are ridiculous

  • honestly, i probably would've left too. just for the fact that Gallagher and the drunk audience members killed the vibe of the show.

  • To bad all comics don't say that shit..People are fucking jokes,can't hold their liquor and have to act like children!

  • @BigEasy2979 agree 100% and thats why i never drink.

  • he was exactly right. quite frankly, why would people be so stupid to buy tickets, sit in the front, and not even watch the show. they shoulda stayed home and spent that money on more alcohol

  • this is the opposite of comedy.

  • i have seen this mans show. NO OTHER Performance is such behavior allowed..No music concert, theater, Movie...NOTHING. And to say its "funny" to WRECK paying customers fun....Is WRONG!!! I WILL TELL YOU NOW...if I Paid to see this man and SOME STUPID DRUNK WHITE MAN was acting a fool...Id whip his ass and go to jail.

  • just say your jokes clown

  • tell your jokes

  • Gallagher is a gooood comedian. audiences are stuck up spoiled brat morons.

  • "Shut up so I can back to my brilliantly clever act of hitting food with things!"

  • @F33bs What have you done?

  • @SChaos1701

    His only sin is that he's no longer relevant. So very sad for those of us who remember those great Showtime specials. Some even called him a comic genius.

    He needs to learn that, at his age, he should just be nice and let people love him for who they think he is rather than who he really is.

  • You pay to see a live comedian, you shut up. I doubt that this was the first time they were being loud. You get enough of that as a performer, I don't blame him.

  • What I dont understand is who made it okay to go to a comedy show and heckle the comedian.Im guessing artards around the world are waking up and deciding they are going to be part of a comedy act no matter what it takes.

  • Shut up and smash a watermelon!

  • this is sad....you dont handle hecklers like this....

  • He actually referred to himself as a legend...pure balls...

  • shouldn't a 'legend of comedy' know how to handle this situation?

    mitch hedberg handled hecklers so much better and was funny while doing so.

    he is a comedy legend, and comedy hero.

  • i wish he would sledge every fucker in that room that wouldn't shut up.

    lol. and then he could smash peanutbutter in a pie tin. that shit is classic.

    Gallagher = smashed watermellons.

    Kramer = smashes fried chicken. <------------ racial joke. get it? get it?

  • @sitdownmarty no.... lol. I don't get it....lol dee lol lol. sorry. lol.

    ...

    lol.

    but peanutbutter being smashed! lol! super lol! lol lol lolololololol! Who doesn't lol when someone (lol) smashes peanut butter with a (lol) hammer?

  • Dying is easy.

    Comedy is hard.

    Having to watch someone die on stage is harder.

  • "The ultimate sin of any performer is contempt for the audience." - Lester Bangs

  • Sad hack.

  • Saying he's a legend of comedy is like saying Andrew Dice Clay is a legend of comedy. Just cuz you sucked for years but managed to keep sucking into old age, doesn't mean you don't still fucking suck.

  • @allthatisandeverwas The dice man was cooler than this hack.

  • This is a depressing video.

  • Screw a great big hairy bunch of that guy. Something went rotten inside him, he used to be so lighthearted and... well... entertaining.

  • Gallagher is actually a racist, homophobic, misogynistic asshole... basically a Ted Nugent who smashes fruit instead of shooting guns.

    Seriously, do a Google search. He flaunts it.

  • you find it funny and so do I

  • He use to be a great guy, and his old performances are still some of my favorites, but now... Well, he's this. It could have stopped very early on, he showed the guy, but he had to keep going. He's bitter now, and it sucks.

  • Now who's ready to smash some fruit?

  • what a fkn crybaby.

  • hey Id be bitter too having to deal with retards all those years.

  • worst comedian ever

  • I think he really was one of the best comedians ever. The problem with him was he did stand up way too much, and got very bitter about it all, yet he still insists on performing. I saw him a while ago, and the show sucked, he acted just like this, just a total douche, not funny. I wish he'd just chill out and do what he used too but....like i said he's way to old and bitter now.

  • I'm still waiting to see something interesting from this guy...

    He's utterly boring, and a big prick.

  • unfortunately he just wasn't clever enough to deal with the audience ...

  • stop bitchin and smash a watermelon asshole

  • On one hand I don't like the whining about the interruption, on the other hand he has a great point - why is it considered remotely acceptable to ruin the show for the rest of the people? Everyone who paid did not pay to have some entitled dimwit contribute their wit and slowdown the performance. So I do agree with him but I didn't like the lecture - tough spot to be in.

  • I met Gallagher in Las Vegas 3 years ago. He was very cool and intelligent. He told me about what he had been doing off the stage. He had been working on humanitarian projects & has very pro-family values. The next day I ran into him again & he recorded a personalized voice mail for me at my request!! I'm glad to see a performer "sack up" to inconsiderate people who are talking & ruining the entertainment for everyone around them. Give respect = Get respect !!

  • @ESOTERICKPLAN No, your doctrine is more along the lines of Suck dick= Get dick sucked.

    Gallagher spent 5 minutes away from his "busy" life on the D-list of has-been (or more accurately, never-were) comedians to shake your hand and stroke his failing ego.

    The man is an unfunny racist who was balding in his "prime". There was no where to go but down from the onset. The fact that you like him speaks volumes about your comedic tastes. I bet you have a tattoo of Carrot Top on your back.

    Tool.

  • @dopplesoldners My doctrine is objectively ascertaining the situation! Gallagher was providing the entertainment that the audience had payed good money to see; & a couple of inconsiderate people were ruining the show for everyone siting by them. Your awareness, or approval of Gallagher's legendary status isn't a requirement of its existence!! Have a adult help you log-on to his schedule and take a look at the 8 shows he has booked in may!! P.S.only had the tattoo to cover up your moms name.

  • @ESOTERICKPLAN Your acknowledgment of a shitty comedian's career isn't proof of a "legendary status", either. The man jumps around on a couch for an hour and demands people to pay him for it.

    I've little else to say to you regarding the matter. Your tattoo retort was executed with precision; it is unfortunate I did not see the merit in the rest of the reply.

  • @dopplesoldners Tom Cruise bought the copyright for couch jumping on TV. However smashing fruit with a mallet & throwing out people that are talking to loud was up for grabs so he uses that in the show!

  • @dopplesoldners He doesn't demand pay

    people choose to pay

    people choose to go to his show

    if you can't respect the act, then you don't belong there.

    gallagher is 100% right.

  • @HandyMan101 I wasn't there, though. I just had to waste 30 seconds on his shit video to know I wouldn't like it. So, I didn't pay, I didn't lose out. You failed to explain how his customers didn't suffer that same fate, though, seeing as how they did.

  • @HandyMan101 Also, I said the man jumps on a couch for an hour and demands people to pay him for it. Sorry, but that is exactly what he does. If you make it to the point in the show that you would expect the man to perform comedy, then it is already too late. He demands of you something that is not worth the value you put down for it. He doesn't demand it outright; he simply demands it among those who have paid.

    You pay before seeing the show.

    He decides how much he rips you off. Not you.

  • @dopplesoldners lol

    yea cause people who know his act don't know what they pay for beforehand.

    Dude, He's done the same show his whole life.

    If you dont' know what your paying for, its on you. Not him.

  • @HandyMan101 If a mechanic of 25 years fails to fix my car, is it on me for expecting quality from a veteran and receiving irritability in its stead?

    Not everyone knows Gallagher's act. That was the flaw of your last reply. In fact, the man is bad enough to qualify for being outright forgotten by enough people that they had to suffer through him twice just to get the point.

  • @dopplesoldners Everyone has the right to demand a refund for a bad performance.

    Everyone does not have the right to talk in the middle of a show and ruin it for other people

    If you honestly think he sucks and you got ripped off, you can demand your money back.

    and if the owners of the establishment don't refund your money, then you can file a small claims suit.

    You do not however have the right to be a rude fuck face, which these people obviously were doing.

  • @HandyMan101 They actually do have that "right", as we are miraculously handing out rights without any providential jurisdiction on the matter. You believe a performer has the right to put on a shitty performance for paying customers? That's fine.

    I believe the customers have a right to hoot and holler at a bad "comedian" they paid money to see.

    You'll have to take your ball and go home to shift yourself from the bias you've manifested thus far. Stop telling me about "rights".Who granted them?

  • @dopplesoldners a minority does not have the right to ruin it for the majority

    If the whole place was screaming at a bad show, that's one thing.

    if a small minority is disturbing it for everyone that is something entirely different.

    Stop letting your bias cloud your judgement.

    You view this from a "he sucks so its ok to do anything" mentality.

    try looking at it from a different point of view.

    The vast majority of the audience was in support of his view about these people.

  • @dopplesoldners a person can shout, but they can also be removed... there are rules in a private establishment.

    And they were being violated.

  • @dopplesoldners you speak as if it was a shitty performance as fact.

    that is however, your opinion.

    One you share with the minority of that audience.

  • @HandyMan101 1/3 of the votes on this video were thumbs down.

    Given the bias that people search for shit they generally already know to like, where does this place your theory about Gallagher, hindsight being 20/20?

  • @dopplesoldners haha

    you point to youtube thumbs as a source?

    How bout the fucking video of the people who were actually there?

    Wow, you just lost this argument big time

  • @HandyMan101 The people who pay for his show have a greater chance of being predisposed to his brand of comedy than a person stumbling upon it by accident. I lost the argument how? For pointing out the difference between his objective and subjective popularity? People who go to shows and spend money to see morons always pretend they're having a good time. On Youtube, a free viewing gets an honest rating.

    Disputes aren't decided when one tells the other he's lost. Are you four years old?

  • @HandyMan101 The people who pay for his show have a greater chance of being predisposed to his brand of comedy than a person stumbling upon it by accident. I lost the argument how? For pointing out the difference between his objective and subjective popularity? People who go to shows and spend money to see morons always pretend they're having a good time. On Youtube, a free viewing gets an honest rating.

    Disputes aren't decided when one tells the other he's lost. Are you four years old?

  • @dopplesoldners No

    If your too dense to see you have no argument then there's nothing I can do.

    a vast majority of people cheering his points, and a small minority causing the problem.

    On VIDEO TAPE. What more proof do you need? and you think youtube thumbs is stronger evidence? LOL laughable.

  • @HandyMan101 You keep laughing at youtube thumbs as if people have a reason to lie from the safety of their own home.

    If I saw a show I didn't like, I'd at least pretend I liked it so I didn't feel like such a tool.

    This disconnect is eradicated online. Don't like, so you thumbs down and move on.

    There was nothing you could do to begin with. You think Gallagher is funny. You are a lost cause.

  • @dopplesoldners You make an assumption that is the reason people vote.

    Your somehow are able to read minds and know the intention behind a persons thumbs vote.

    Amazing.. Where did you learn that ability.. And even if you were right, I'd trust the people who were at the event over an onlooker who wasn't there.

    And the fact that you trust a stranger on the internet over the people who were actually cheering for him is beyond me.

  • @HandyMan101 Right, as opposed to a stranger at the Gallagher show.

    This is a futile endeavor. You fail to understand that people who pay to see a Gallagher show are predisposed to enjoy his idiotic comedy. The people who see it for free are a better judge of its worth.

    If you disagree with that or think that MY argument is flawed, I implore you to explain your rationale. You imitate a toddler by retorting with "your argument is pathetic", itself a pathetic argument.

  • @dopplesoldners you have it backwards.

    people who are willing to shell out money for a performance voted with their dollars.

    which is a higher form of vote than a youtube thumb.

    I don't know what your point is.

    The people clearly enjoyed themselves, and a few people were causing an issue.

    It's plain to see, its on VIDEO.

  • @HandyMan101 "Higher form of vote".

    You make up new arguments on the fly. Which constitutional republic were you referring to again, Demosthenes?

  • @dopplesoldners if you don't understand that a person going to a place, paying money for a show, and staying there, has more value than your "thumb vote" on youtube, then your more far gone than I originally thought.

  • @dopplesoldners I could show you a tape of a man taking a shit in the woods, and you'd somehow try to convince me that he took a piss because people on youtube said so.

  • @dopplesoldners your argument is pathetic.

  • throw a rotten tomato at the dumb fuck.

  • LOL go Gallagher

  • I don't see why he gets so bitter. I'm going to try an open mic soon and if people odn't like me I'll just move onto the next joke. The audience should stay relatively quiet but they don't owe any comic REVERENCE which is what he seems to be asking for.

  • Sad - I used to think he was pretty good - he's getting worn out although he does have a point about the diminishing of our American standards.

  • @altazboy It's actually funny and he's absolutely right.  Fuck the babies in the audience who can't handle being criticized.

  • Gallagher... does art? Since when?

  • Comedy is an art. Any sort of expressionism is art.

  • @indianajoe219 Comedy IS art, I do not dispute that. But Gallagher is kind of pop art... Not nearly as good as the masters. He'll always just be "That guy who smashes fruits."

  • Go back and actually watch his shows completely through. The guy actually gets really deep on a lot of topics and makes you look at them differently. Isn't that the definition of art?

  • @indianajoe219 I cannot honestly say Gallager has ever made me think or look at things differently. I can respect your opinion. If you like Gallagher, that's cool. Comedy is so subjective.

  • Go back and watch some of his Showtime specials. I'm not a huge fan of his, but he was deep for that time.

  • according to you everytime i take a shit i create art

  • Everyone on here saying Gallager is being an asshole are the exact kind of people he's talking about. It seems anyone under the age of 25 has no damn standards. There is nothing more irritating than when you go to a show, movie, etc and there is someone who will not shut the fuck up. Why should one or two people be allowed to ruin everyones time. That's why this country is in trouble. People want to cater to the minority, not the majority and no one wants to call people out. BRAVO Gallager!!

  • @indianajoe219 ... I dunno about Bravo Gallagher, but yeah I think the society model is accurate. Maybe not fully, but there is a vague reference. Form your own opinions!

  • This IS my opinion tool!!!!!!!!!

  • @screenday1 These ARE my opinions. Just because I agree totally with what he says doesn't mean they aren't MY opinions as well.

  • throw the fruit

  • funny the guy is being a turd wearing a garbage bag on his back

  • What a Turd

  • In 1997 I met Gallagher outside of SeaTac airport in Seattle. He was standing with another guy, both eating fast food and tossing the garbage right on the sidewalk. When I went up to talk to him, he called me a piece of shit and forced me to the ground with the hamburger in his hand. This guy is truly worthless!

  • Hahahaha.  I hope that's true because it'd be the funniest thing that ever happened, ever.

  • "I have two stems in my heart."