George Washington didn't cross the Delaware to have King George III's hell-spawned countrymen lay claim to our greatest invention 200 years later. I'll be damned if some redcoat takes my HAL away from me.
Hal doesn't sound American because he isn't played by one! Douglas Rain is the actor who did his voice in the film. He's a Canadian who has studied, among other places, at the Old Vic in London and has performed in lots of Shakespeare plays. So there you are. lol!
Yeah I do, but u didn't read the paragraph properly, plus I aint English, one day Americans will understand that the UK is made up of more than one country. Keep up the good work boyo!
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HAHAH...that guy below me is right.....why does Hal 9000 sound like he is Gay..."Hi I'm Hal9000 I'm super thanks for asking"...hahaha "BIG GAY HAL"..oh man the possibilities are endless...did the programmer accidentally drop a wine cooler on his mother board when they were making him....HAHAHA
haha, die you stupid Mac! those "i'm a mac" ads piss me off, cause they are incredibly stupid. i must add that i am a fan of 2001: A Space Oddysey (the movie with HAL 9000)
That HAL is too much GLaDOS
XPBoeing 2 months ago
HAL 900 sounds retarded LOL :)
ttow1944 3 months ago
Is Hal supsossed to be a PC?
MiscParteeStuff 7 months ago
Finally something killed mac. Unfortunantly if hal really existed it would probably be made by mac. Granted there is Watson.
Exerus 10 months ago
Open the iPod bay doors, HAL.
sagjig2 11 months ago
Hal sounds like Sheldon Cooper.
Marden16 11 months ago
It's like GLaDOS in Portal spreading the toxine.
TheLuigiadrian 1 year ago
You have seen the "Hal 2000 Macintosh commercial" already? If you watch pretty good and use your Mac-brains, you will know that Hal = Mac!
murdoch201 1 year ago
HAL is a red dot sight from a gun starting to come alive, he aint no computer! aaaah!!!
BTW: He's acting like hitler with that gas...
FutJJ 1 year ago
cant stop lauthing!
mspikmin123 1 year ago
I would personally want a Hal 9000 over Mac and PC
SovietNinjah 1 year ago
AND MURDER. HAHAHA funny.
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cjoIIProductionz 1 year ago
that was LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M0NG0L 2 years ago
George Washington didn't cross the Delaware to have King George III's hell-spawned countrymen lay claim to our greatest invention 200 years later. I'll be damned if some redcoat takes my HAL away from me.
CrazyHorseInvincible 2 years ago
Hal doesn't sound American because he isn't played by one! Douglas Rain is the actor who did his voice in the film. He's a Canadian who has studied, among other places, at the Old Vic in London and has performed in lots of Shakespeare plays. So there you are. lol!
Robertjamess 2 years ago
murdur is always funny
seansobes 2 years ago
If hall 9000 existed he would of been the most brilliant, best, most power,and real computer ever.
amaazze 2 years ago
No way. MULTIVAC would be the most brilliant, best, most powerful, and real computer ever. Followed closely by Mycroft Holmes-IV.
minetruly 2 years ago
To the Brit, by definition, HAL is AMERICAN! Hal was "built" in Urbana, Ill. The last I checked Illinois inthe U.S. *LOL*
KD4UXH 2 years ago
He was the product of a British writers imagination ,Arthur C Clarke therefore,British as Churchill(whose mum was an American)
CHANNELOMD 2 years ago 2
you are trying way too hard
reebanoomba 2 years ago
NOT HAL'S voice :( [4]
copycatzor 2 years ago 2
HAL is not a yank!
richardjaxon 2 years ago 3
stupid brit im not a yankees fan =P
purplehaze1161 2 years ago
No, not Yankees, Yank, its a British term used to describe Americans. I was saying that HAL is not American, he does not have an American accent.
Cheers!
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I guess the dumb english bastard doesn't know what sarcasm is?
purplehaze1161 2 years ago
Yeah I do, but u didn't read the paragraph properly, plus I aint English, one day Americans will understand that the UK is made up of more than one country. Keep up the good work boyo!
richardjaxon 2 years ago 2
Allow me to apologize on behalf of my country. Most Americans aren't educated beyond high school (clearly)
RickTCP 2 years ago 4
of course we aren't, because some of us are only 10 years old
gavenusman 2 years ago
Actually, HAL has no standard accent. But he was created and built in Urbana, Ill. So according to the story line, he was American.
KD4UXH 2 years ago
lol i just got a mac today after being a windows user for 10 years its good but i would have prefered `HAL9000 lol
victoriatodd 2 years ago
It would have been funnier if the Mac guy had gone down singing "Daisy" instead.
Good concept, needs polish. I still like it, though.
SyriusBelsferg 3 years ago
lame
TALLI2 3 years ago
AHHH I:M DYING
icehawk0678 3 years ago
NOT HAL'S voice :( [4]
llNyxxll 3 years ago 2
nope
borialas 3 years ago
NOT HAL'S voice :( [3]
daskraut 3 years ago 2
NOT HAL's voice :( [2]
lesmoel 3 years ago 3
NOT HAL's voice :(
qubix2008 3 years ago 2
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Good job on killing the mac fag Hal.
Macintosh sucks.
l06pricj 3 years ago
great video!
jalangleymacman 3 years ago
Yeah you are right! HAL is better than MACs and PCs!( Thats probably not what the video meant).
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WierdPivotDude 3 years ago
Now wait a minute.... Somethings not right here!
This didn't acutally work!!!
siggisaeti 3 years ago
??? wait a minute, my little brother was wandering off one day, I think it was him
WierdPivotDude 3 years ago
nicely done dan
captainkeoni 3 years ago
lol @ awesome vid...deserves 4 stars at least
redbigdaddy1 3 years ago
roflmfao funny and nicely done
XXXZEPHYRXX 3 years ago
That was a good video... why does it have 2 stars?
earendiliv 3 years ago
The internet is full of haters.
agentcloak 3 years ago 3
Yes, I see that. Ah, well, so it goes.
Well, good job anyway.
earendiliv 3 years ago
stupid mac fans taking offense
KommanderChimp 3 years ago
HAL = IBM
Put the next letter of each letter of the word HAL
H A L
I B M
allanaws 3 years ago
hehe, I know that is weird huh. I guess this means HAL is a PC.
Matarina 3 years ago 3
nope, HAL is linux. haha..
magikal04 3 years ago
Considering how big his malfunction was and all consequences that came out of it, I think he was Windows Vista. :)
nmatech 1 year ago 2
@nmatech More like M.E. Anyone who has used ME for a protracted period of time will agree!
VanguardDragon 1 year ago
They did a bad HAL voice
rightousnessman 3 years ago
HAL's been smoking cigarettes...
garrettanderson983 3 years ago 5
dont say that pc sucks man
Daniel55556 3 years ago
But they DO!
siggisaeti 3 years ago
no open your eyes dumb ass
Daniel55556 3 years ago
ahh
the HAL 9000
microsofts crown jewel
LeDweeb 3 years ago
This is dumb.
hotchalupa 4 years ago
About as funny as finding out you have a cancerous bollock.
geoffwode1 4 years ago 10
So it's hilarious?
agentcloak 4 years ago 5
@agentcloak Something like that, yes.
HasAnyoneSeenMyQuest 1 year ago
Great Vid.
Kzb75 4 years ago
your not john mayer fag
yonirules 4 years ago
lame
kodosatdi 4 years ago
Oh no hal sounds.. gay. And that's not his voice.
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Durag360 4 years ago
HAHAH...that guy below me is right.....why does Hal 9000 sound like he is Gay..."Hi I'm Hal9000 I'm super thanks for asking"...hahaha "BIG GAY HAL"..oh man the possibilities are endless...did the programmer accidentally drop a wine cooler on his mother board when they were making him....HAHAHA
jtfraijo 4 years ago 3
wine cooler lmao...
quaheedus 4 years ago
haha thanks...
jtfraijo 4 years ago
lol HAL 9000 sound gay
metalnecromancer 4 years ago
that was bad....
yggdrasil619 4 years ago 2
you've been gased by ROK?
thaibu 4 years ago
Any hydrogen?
HelloNewYorkCity 4 years ago
funny as hel uhh hal i like macs buth this is so fun
djneo92nl 4 years ago
this was funny!
andcastello 4 years ago
haha, die you stupid Mac! those "i'm a mac" ads piss me off, cause they are incredibly stupid. i must add that i am a fan of 2001: A Space Oddysey (the movie with HAL 9000)
HarleyFnDavidson 4 years ago
this ad is MS product
outtony 4 years ago
boring and your acting horrible =3
naruto10156 4 years ago 2
"Good times". I'm only sad that you didn't find a closer-sounding voice to the original. But it was still amusing. :)
LethalLaurie 4 years ago
not funny
Xoolio31 4 years ago
iHal!
Shadowhog 5 years ago