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  • OMG... funniest thing I've seen in months. :)

  • Narwhals also protect us from Cthulhu. And these days, that's more valuable than you think.

  • *floats past*

    How ya doing?

  • Those poor flying animals.

  • Best video you've done in some time

  • lol godforbid if the turtles attack we will never have enough time to evacuate good thing those tunnels are up and running Obama has once again saved the day from our mortal enemy the turtles USA1 Turtles 0

  • This economy is impossible for those of us just starting out. This video describes that pretty well.

  • @spacekait Trying to start a slumlord business is hard in this economy. The prices are still through the roof on Realestate and there is no money to buy the houses. Too bad I will just have to take up a job scrubbing floors at a 7-11 and live in that nice Studio Apartment with a nice kitchenet and bathroom combo, There I will end my days sleeping in my foldout couch that I can't unfold and listening to the radio because I have no TV.

  • well itll be okay, we have flying narwhals to protect us from turtles atleast

  • narwhal welcomes you to the new economy! yay!

  • WTF?!?

  • NARWHALS!!! RUN!!! AAAAAAAAAH..!

    *gets stabbed by the narwhal.*

  • A NARWHAL!

  • NARWHAL OF DEATH... IT GONNA KILL US

  • Ok back to relevant video comments.

    LOL!!

  • And i just dont see a criminal buying a huge capacity rifle with a 2 meter long magazine and cutting the stock off,it would still be un-hideable.Because the barrell would be too llong and the huge mag would make it obvious.Thus being arrested here on Iceland.Which seems to have,less gun crimes than Canada and America for some reason??Guess enough people arent cutting off the stocks of hunting rifles.

  • Barrels can be shortened too, smart guy. How much DO you know about guns?

    And you know where else gun control works? Soviet russia, China, North Korea, Nazi Germany. Each of them had zero gun crime. Oh believe me, i KNOW that gun control works.

    Oh and, what was the largest city in Iceland? You sure the population density isn't the larger factor in crime rates?

    Finally, the reason criminals "don't cut stocks off rifles" is because illegal handguns are easier to get than licensed guns.

  • Yes it works.Thats what im saying..

  • Too bad in Australia, they made guns illegal completely, and crime rose 300%, because the law abiding citizens didnt have guns, but the criminals did. Yeah, it definately works.

  • Oh no, i meant if you go completely big brother like the dictatorships do, then it works. But is your safety worth your freedom?

    Completely agreed.

  • No wonder, Australia was the place where the criminals were sent.

  • That was a fail.

  • to lluvfruitsbasket95

    what? the vid itself or the man who thought he bought a house?

  • The vid itself I usually like jibjab but this was just a fail

  • yeah but it will get worse before it gets better hopefully

  • its ok johny we'll make it through this. *crying on the inside* :,(

  • WTF? What have these people done with the GOOD JibJab???!?

  • Well the film comes tomorrow, lets see how it is.

  • Wow......Jibjab has hit a new low with this one.

  • Oh wow Obama just became president and he's suppose to swing his big black magic stick and make the economy all better :O

    Is that what people expect of him?

  • I'm glad SOME people support how I see Obama. Unfortunetly the Obama lovers don't want to beleive what other people know......

  • I'm fine, thanks, Mr Narwhal.

  • well actually buying houses isnt the problem. Its actually the opposite, theres to many houses that are being sold. If youve got the money, you can get houses at a low price.....

  • wow amazing because its all obamas fault

  • This is a serioasly mest up president.

    he won't put his hand over his heart during the pledge of alleigence, hes going to places like paris when he should be staying here and trying to fix this jacked up economy,he wants to take away the right to have guns for protection

    ( if that succeeds I laugh so hard when someone goes and robs his family of everything they own, knowing he can't shoot him), and the only reason he won was cause everyone thought McCain was stupid just because he was old.

  • I am reading all those "minuses", but I can't find anything wrong with them. You should see a country without guns to know it is better then what you have now.

  • okay, I can see a country where no one uses guns for crimes, but don't you want to have one at home(hidden away from children of course) so that you know if a robber breaks in you can protect yourself?

  • yes but I don't see point in having an asault rifle at home.

  • i cant see a country without guns. its a good idea but you need to be a realist. even if we do ban all guns except for military and police use, most criminals are going to buy guns from the black market, and crime would shoot up faster than ever before. and the reason for that is because if a burgalar breaks in, he will have gun you wont. he wins. in fact 85% of crimes commited with a gun today are from guns bought in the black market.

  • Well in my country Guns for civilians arent completeley band but pistols and machine guns are,It seems to work.. Better then buy gun no questions asked..

  • well of course ban machine guns, i just don't see a need to ban pistols. most people that own a gun for protection have a pistol. i have a concealed weapons license, and i never go anywhere without my Ruger LCP.

  • Wait what caliber?

  • What makes a pistol more dangerous than a rifle? It's the other way around. In fact, in canada, despite the liberal whining and bullshit you can buy a semiauto .22 rifle with as long of a mag as you want. If you were a criminal, it would be trivial to cut the stock and barrel and BAM, huge capacity pistol.

  • What makes a pistol dangerous is that you can hide it anywhere and bring to too many places by doing that. I thought you would know that because you seem like a smart enough person.

  • i just described how to make a .22 semiauto into a pistol. I know full well what a factor concealment plays.

    But ultimately it's the politics of fear that drive these bans. I mean some states ban weapons with pistol grips in fear of them being "assault weapons firing from the hip".

    You don't have to be a navy seal to see that if you shoot something high caliber with a pistol grip from the hip, you risk a broken wrist. Just an example. IF ONLY it were the only example. Look up "barrel shrouds"

  • then why did you mention it?

  • you want an honest answer? boredom

  • ah ok.. Done that before xD

  • Yo forget one thing. a hand gun is not only a 9mm bulleet but it can be raged from .30 to i beilve .55 vs a .22 so the handgun is alredy more leatl in fire power. not to menchen firng speed and reload speed

  • a .22LRM will scramble your brain just the same as the .50 AE that the desert eagle and the 500 magnum use(the largest pistol cartridge). It's just a matter of shooting someone then walking up and giving them a coup d'etat. Even a slight gunshot wound is highly debilitating.

    Or, has it occured to you that shotguns can be sawn-off? Even semiautomatic ones. Try to imagine the firepower of a semi shotgun compared to a pistol.

    What was last, reload? Semiauto rifles are fed by mag's too, irrelevant

  • i got a better idea. why not use a .22 caliber pistol ok. oh and a shot gun would have too much of a reciol that it would be difficult to be used more then once. Oh and in that case. How fast can you fire the shot gun vs a hand gun.

  • No i was making an example of how "concealment" is not an exclusive plus of illegal guns.

    Any semiauto gun can be shortened if needed be, it will ruin it, but if a criminal needs to hide one...

    And i fired a 12ga 3"shell one-handed. Do you have any idea what kind of damage they do compared to a handgun? they send 6-8 7.5mm pellets with every shot of sufficiently high grade load.

    Just take my word for it on the gun matter, i worked with every type of action except full auto.

  • Im not speaking to you anymore,you obvously are too stupid to realize that guns that are meant for ''protection'' are supposed to be banned,use a knife or a baseball bat.. Not a gun.Use a gun for sport and hunting.

  • Oh no, please don't go. Please don't go play in traffic.

  • fyi: Knifes actually create fatal wounds more frequently than guns.

    For self defense guns are one of the best deterrents. If you pull a taser you usually have to use it quickly; same with any hand to hand combat weapon.

    A lot of burglars will leave after hearing a shotgun cock. What do you do with a bat? tap the wall?

    Not to mention there are a lot of women who carry guns as most assailants would overpower them with power weapons (like blunt objects).

  • The point I'm trying to make is, banning something doesn't make the problem go away.

    Look at Al Capone.

    Or the drug war.

    Or Chicago... handguns were banned for several decades, and it has as much gun-crime as all of canada put together.

  • The drug war has a bunch of drugging losers in it,Al Capone ended up on Alcatraz and was broken down.

    Bans work.Well

  • finally someone realizes how stupid the gun ban is!

  • they showed no respect to a veteran

  • SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HAHAHHA BEST ONE YET!!

  • LMAO!!!

    Great vid!

    5/5

  • ummm ... kaaaayyyy .. I'm buying a lot of shit in this economy. I've always been somewhat broke and lived within my means. I was frugal before frugal was cool. Prices are great these days, storesare getting desperate ... =)

  • There's no way to know what helps the economy and what doesn't until a few years after it is done. It takes a long time for things like that to have an effect. I don't believe that what Obama is doing is truly beneficial, but if it is beneficial we wouldn't even be able to tell right away.

  • Obama should have never been elected into office, the economy isn't recovering a damn bit cause he's too busy going on vacations with his family and leaving us in hell, and hes not doing a damn thing but watching the country spiral down and spending money on crap and vacations, when that money could be put into out failing economy to actually FIX IT. he was unprepared for this job and should have NEVER been elected, and he lied, and people are whining about it, he has done a shitty job.

  • You talk too much... If Obama was spending money on "vacations and crap" (which I don't think he is) that money would be coming from his pay check -.- his pay check is only about 100k a year. 100k would do nothing when we are in debt for over 4billon.. I don't think the president is going to take money out of his income and spend it on his job.

    Random question... What are YOU spending YOUR money on? I bet YOUR the cause and the reason the economy isn't recovering

  • WTF. 4billion is what the national debt goes up in ONE DAY! LITERALLY! As of this writing the balance is $11,389,200,379,186.47.

    And there are many, many causes for having a shitty deficit, many of which I'd you've no fucking idea because you're obviously uneducated about economics&politics, which is one of the causes of a shitty economy: lack of *properly* educated people.

    And under 15% of the population makes $100,000 annually, which denotes your use of the word "only" is fucking retarded.

  • what the fuck do i have to do with this? and btw his recent vacation was to Paris, if you didnt watch cnn apparently. once again, stupid ass democrats, they never die out....

  • you believe everything the media gives you? Did it ever cross your mind that sometimes they spin facts/ leave things out to make a story..

  • well i dont believe everything the media says..

  • We're actually like 10 TRILLION dallors in debt, no joke. Its much, MUCH worse than you think.....

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  • he was only elected cause people thought it'd be cool if he was the first black president. half of them didn't care about how good he was, they just wanted a black president.and a lot of democrats voted for him just because he was the democratic nominee.They didn't care how good he was, as long as he was a democrat.

  • at least some one other than me understands....

  • and I also blame the media... I saw this video and they asked Obama voters first things like "Who has a pregnant teenage daughter?" and the people knew right away only if the answer was against McCain/Palin then they asked things like "Who said that during their presidency people in the coal industry would face job loss?" and they said "Oh, that seems like something McCain would say..." obviously hinting the media only says the good about Barack and the bad about McCain.

  • finally someone with common sense ;D

  • bit hard to turn that around in 6 months...

  • haha wtf

  • I agree with StoneKirby23.

  • XD LMAO!!!

  • lol XD

    and i dont think we can blame Obama. he's trying. i mean i think that trying to fix the economy will be a trial and error sort of thing. and its going to take time.

  • Give Obama a break. Come on, its hard to be the president in a crisis like this. Besides, its going to take time to fix the economy, its definetely not going to happen in a couple of months. And stop pinning this whole wrap on him. What? Bush took no role in this? Obama hasn't even been President for a year yet, his term is still unfolding!

  • yeah really Obama is trying to fix what bush started

  • i flagged

  • lol that cat....

  • what kills me is how you have people posting on here that "Obama ruined the economy" he has been in office what? 5 or 6 months? the last 8 years under bush had nothing to do with it?

    not only that, but bush was not in control either, since he was just doing what his corporate controllers wanted him to do. until we change the selfish mentality in our society, no president will be good enough.

    corporations outsourcing our best jobs did this, not so much any one president.

  • Thank you.

    Finally something from someone knowledgeable.

    Lol... I think it's funny at all the crap Obama is getting. Don't blame him, let's see you try to be president.

  • right lol

  • uhhhh i know bush did alot of crap to the economy....but obama(sp) said all this crap he was goignt o do to help the econonmy, hes been in the office for 5-6 months already he should have done something by now even a little bit of something.....

  • agree with you 100%... even though bush wasnt great.... at least he did what he said he'd do.

  • who told him to invade iraq,dick chaney?

  • not sure.. i think he decided to

  • Actually he has. Check out the C.A.R.D. Act of 2009 that he just signed into law.

  • i agree with you - i have little sympathy for any politician - i was just saying that its not ALL his fault LOL.

  • i see where your comming from but obama has helped a lot. its been turing little by little

  • Because ensuring gigantic companies don't go under, issuing new regulations, and creating new programs to get people government jobs is doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

    Do you live under a rock by chance?

  • thank you obama

  • Wow, that was stupid.

  • Why do i get all the freaking new sub videos twice.

  • hmm, i thought i was the only one.

  • yo me too\

    this shit sucks

  • why does everyone suddenly think the economy is failing? it was long before Obama.

  • b/c obama made it worst

    u ask how?

    b/c he lowered the gass prices which made everyone run

    then there was another re inflation so the gas compant went broke

    if u have noticed, there are less gas companies

  • That hope and change hasn't worked out for me so far.

  • narwhal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • very funny

  • lol the talking marine life was good.

    cant wait for the obama vid

  • 5 days w0-0t

  • wow...what a great video..........

    unsubscribe.

  • lets keep dreaming

  • The thing to make this economy better is weed.

  • more people die from alcohol then drugs each year. legalize weed & make alcohol extremely expensive and we'll end this debt.

  • make alcohol extremely expensive and everything is going to be k nobody need weeds...

  • Somehow... I won't say how, you undermined your credibility in the first six words you used.

  • Why would you raise the taxes on one perticular thing? Isnt that kind of punisihing people who drink? Its kind of like raising taxes just for black people. Theres a reason why politicains who can make smart choices are in office and not you. so shut the fuck up.

  • u say only black people drink? wtf

  • your logic is retarded

  • dumbest video ever. my mother is in the process of buying a home.

  • It's supposed to be funny, retard.

  • so?

  • hahaha

  • I don't get it

  • funny stuff jibjab, i like the new comedy style

  • NoOoOoOoO nArWaL

  • WHOOH! Goin' for the more Surrealish stuff...good.

  • Lol wtf? A narwhal?

  • lol narwhal

  • Yup, that about sums it up

  • I suppose this would be funny, if I wasn't employed as a full time real estate agent.

  • Me like video!

  • so random so funny

  • hahahhaah lol

  • lol!!

  • lol funny

  • The economy crashed when Bush was still the president; i thought.

  • The economy started on its way down in the 1970's. It wasn't until 2006-2007 that the manure hit the fan. It had more to do with Carter.

  • urgh, the term "manure hit the fan" always makes me cringe when i hear it

  • wow now isn't that fucking uplifting...

  • Woot makes me feel better!! This video gives us hope.. >:O jk

  • HOW YOU DOING

  • i flagged

  • ROTFLMAO LOL-ing

  • What all this about Obama? This is really something you can't blame on anyone (though, IMO, Bush made it far worse than it had to be) Markets rise and fall, it was inevitable we would have a depression, perhaps not this bad, but a depression never the less. Obama had absolutely nothing to do with it. Learn economics 101.

  • haha I had a fuck load of land could have sold it for 120 grand easy before this ecomony shit and get some interest from the bank but now ... screw this the prices fell too much. And I bet smart people buy for really low prices now and sooner or later prices will go up again.

  • yay!

  • God you guys are idiots

  • This bad economy is brought to you by... President Obama.

  • Oo? this economy was bought to you by you, my and our ppls all arround the world thath thought there where no ending of the boom if we keep lyberalazing everything and stop contolling ou makets yeas bevor anyone even knew obama. and the first bubble exploded a year befor the ellections!

    had obama influences on the bush administration? XD

  • This video should be called, Look What Obama Did

  • don't think bush had anything to do with it either?

  • agreed.

  • It has actually gotten better since obama got elected...

  • random as hell!! LMAO

  • that was funny

    thats whats happening thanks to obama

  • what? it started months before obama was elected!

  • How about....OH, 2007??????? To the end of Bush's 2nd term.

  • yes. It all started with Bush but Obamas made it worse.

    Do you KNOW how long it's going to pay off this damned stimulus???

    And one of the things this stimulus is going to is to study cow farts. Well thats just great, I'm going to have to work my butt off to pay this thing off that I DONT EVEN SUPPORT.

  • the weirdest jibjab EVUR

  • well if i won a couple million i would buy a house for sure :)

    and a couple for my friends

  • o_0

  • you got that right

  • What the....?

  • Funny LoL

  • what the fuck

  • this made me sad =[. thanks jibjab

  • NOT FUNNY! Not even news. Is this JibGas?

  • jib jab that fucking sucked!

  • jib jab....this just keeps getting worse and worse

  • then dont watch it seriously if your starting to dislike them then unsubcribe

  • hahahah lol!!!!!!rolf!!!!"welcome to the new ecomomy"

  • Narwhals!

  • There has been better. The punchline didn't do it for me.

  • Flying Narwhals FTW!

  • weirrrrd xD

  • 16 minutes this video has been up 215 views 21 comments wow

  • ok that was strange

  • WIN lol!

  • 18th